We're long distance, looking for some fun when we're together soon ;)

Put ur dic in her

>>690708760
Wow! We've never tried that! :o

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tits or gtfo

TELL HERRRRR TO SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOURRRRRR LOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>690708586
dump pics

>>690708881
Agreed

>>690708951
hes not allowed :P

OP, pics or we call you a fag and leave

>>690709227
second

confirmed,OP is a faggot

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>>690708303
Cuff her to something unbreakable, swallow the key, go grab a spoon, then kill yourself in front of her one free arm.

>>690709339
... second

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Here you fags go

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>>690710583
Good Shit

>>690708303
put it in her poo cutter.

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>>690710583
MOAR

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>>690711716
the lady doesn't want anymore posted

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>>690712726
fine woman you got there

>>690712726
Got any more OP?

>>690713613
Second

>>690713613
Agreed

>>690713613
Post moar faggot

>>690710583
nice timestamp faggot

abandoning thread

>>690714338
He's got dubs, gotta do it man

>>690712726
>caesarian scar
how many kids does she have OP?

PEDO ANNIHILATION

>>690714523
None, prolly just lighting, I took her virginity

>>690714854
kek
Congrats anon. That body was either post-pregnancy or post-obesity. If it's not pregnancy, then she was a chunky one.

Tip: The usually run to fat again pretty quickly. Enjoy it while you can.

>>690715038
she's always been small, could be a scar from an accident when she was younger

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>>690715038
>hurr hurr hurr passive aggressiveness is cool

not op but you're a massive fag

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>>690714433
Also timestamp

>>690715038
Neither, its not a scar, and i've always been small. Its because i, like you all, spend all time sitting down. Its the same reason i have marks like that on the backs of my wrists from being at a keyboard

>>690715463
clearly photoshopped, I saw this set last year

>>690715874
want another time stamp?

>>690715964
sure, spread this time thx

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>>690716224
>>690715874
not photoshopped

>>690715964
Jeezus, whats taking so long?

>>690717510
she was nervous

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So how about those kinky ideas gentlemen?

>>690717488
I was hoping to be more complimentary about your torso but no, fuck you

I WILL BURN THIS THREAD DOWN UNTIL YOU SPREAD

>>690717488

Magnificent, plump breasts. Very lucky, anon.

Also, rolling for anal fisting.

Her, not you.

Oh, what the hell; either way you guys prefer it.

>>690717943
"We're long distance, looking for some fun when we're together soon"
So no fisting, now or then lol

>>690717933
NOT HAPPENING

>>690718187
no worries saggy,

btw experienced dom in long distance relationships here, I can definitely help you out if you help me.

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>>690718348

>>690718091

Alright, self-anal-fisting, then. Have her lube up her hand real good and burgle a few of her own turds. You want to see it as much as I do.

Make a webm and post it

>>690718535
Lol sorry man, she isn't into that

>>690708303
ages, and what are your existing kinks and hard/soft limits?

>>690718756

Well, shucks golly gee crap...

>>690718939
we're both 19, she isnt into masochism, however i am

>>690719129
you are into masochism? so you want her to hurt you?

>>690719173
eh to a lower degree, but she isnt too much of a sadist

>>690718939
I did lose my virginity to him just last christmas, so nothing to extreme, but sex is new and exciting to me, i want to have some fun with it

>>690719261
so you want kinky things to do, and the one kinky you have already is 'I'm a little bit masochistic but she isn't sadistic'.

No exhibitionism? no D/s? No bdsm, no powerplay, no ageplay, nothing?

How the fuck are we meant to suggest kinky ideas when you're currently as kinky as a bowl of plain oatmeal?

>>690719610
willing to try new things, open to suggestions

>>690719700
j/k I'm still the guy who wants spread, good luck

>>690719700
stick a nail in your penis with the pointy end facing outward
place like 30 layers of duct tape over one of her orfices
try to cut the tape with your nail dick by humping a shitload

>>690719929
also post webm of it pls

>>690719929
this is actually a very good idea

>>690720032
i know right, i have been looking for a video of it for ages
no gf so i cant try it myself

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>>690719929
no thanks

>>690720301
you could probably do it with a screw driver instead?

Try to induce lactation with her. I did this with my girlfriend. She loves to play with her tits so it was not shocking that she was the one who proposed me to do it.

>>690720774
I appreciate a legitimate idea, but i'm not too into it.i'm a bit different than her since my boobs don't do a whole lot for me in comparison to other areas

>>690717488

Can we see your penis?

>>690721254
mine or his?

Pegging???

>>690721485
Nice troll

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sorry for low quality

>>690721740
you dick is tiny faggot, also nice webcam

>>690721115
So I take it that you tried a double headed dildo?

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Not entirely in frame

make her put your phone up your arse, whenever she calls you'll feel her right there with you :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVE6JKNJlbs&feature=youtu.be

>>690721782
Do you not see the girth in comparison to his wrist

>>690722088
and hes got big hands

>>690721782
we can see who really has the tiny dick here

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>>690722088
this is what a big dick looks like

>>690722356
no thank you, there is such thing as one too big. im small, any bigger than my bf's would be really painful

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>>690722465
its pretty painful for her already

>>690722465
if she isnt bleeding after you are doing something wrong

>>690722597
or him i dont judge


faggot

>>690722597
she left a stain on my chair

>>690722597
and if i sometimes am?

>>690722644
what do you mean "or him"? my boobs arent enough for ya?

>>690722686
>>690722712
both good

the dick suckin become a fad for cannibal, murder citty down on all dat sperm

yo balls slap the chin & god is a playa, cause the bitch get knocked off her face

crackalack slug whips on that shit, get it salty, backspace the ho for a cobb salad sanwich & eat the pussy out for 2 niggas, get her on a car lift and snort coke out of her vag after u do some fuckin shrooms lol

>>690722818
what the fuck is this

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Some moar OC for you folks

>>690723263
Damnit, those nipples are so suckable ;)

this is honestly the most autistic thread I have been in for a long time

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>>690723361
why would you stay then?

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Should I dump moar?

shit in the mix, kink up his this jackoff like the pigfucker requested lol

turn his dick into fuckin cauliflower. see whose the bitche okay, dribble down the fuckin cum on the mortherfuckin street. menngitis

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>>690723667
what the actual fuck?

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>>690723667

>>690723667
amid all the poetry(?) you do have a point

>>690723667
>menngitis

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>>690723637
you know the answer...

YES

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>>690724234
Here

what sheuldf be do is vodka, russian soul food. very sinpiring

grab the six pack, drink it out of her pussyn lollol, get her friends on it. suprise. wen they start tei cum. you post it

>>690724711
...how high are you?

>>690724711
youre fucked in the head... Kek

>scrolled through thread
>no pussy

assuming trap

Have you tried watersports, OP? Or diaper play?

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>>690724812
def not a trap

need itto be a thing fuckin op

fuck you at. done with itthis

syphiltic fucker manwhore you fuckin waste of swkin vagina gufuck out lol

even player now

>>690725127
>claims not trap
>shows pic that cuts off exactly where a tuck job would

I was joking being a trap before, now I am suspicious

>>690725369
whyyyyyyy

now this fucker >>690717933
is getting what he wants...

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>>690725369
like i said def not a trap

Grapefruit job. Google it

>>690725872
look at all the man buttwer lol. she got hands like 10yo, not too bad

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>>690726105
KEK

>>690726239
like I said, i'm small. i barely fit my gaming mouse

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>>690725872
finally. I am >>690725369
and >>690717933
just took a few tries to get it out of you.

but I'll help out like I said I would:
Public sex. This is great when you're getting into mild kinky stuff. fucking her in teh car somewhere, or getting her to suck you off in a park, or on the beach, or in the middle of the house with the windows wide open. Finger her under the table at a restaurant or at the movies.

basic bdsm. Get some cuffs or rope, tie two hands to the end of the bed. get a safeword, optionally blindfolk. Now take a vibe, your hands, your tongue, and either get her as close as possible to coming without letting her come
(edging) or get her to come repeatedly. She can do the same to you if you prefer.

Masochism: Pegs, hot wax, ice. They're not too painful so she might not mind applying them to you, more of a shock than anything. great mixed with being restrained.

If you've got any kind of porn/kink you like I can give more advice for more nudes.

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>>690726568
KEK