Accidental self nuke

>>690698811
Kek

>>690698811
confirmed pls

>>690698811
/Thread

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>>690698811
Well shit

Here you go you son of a bitch

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>>690699061
1 surviving mutant makes a farm

>>690698459
move 1, clean up unuclear wasteland... everything is now back to normal.. moe 2 .. Chop wood. move 3.. make pole out of wood... move 3.. use pubes for string and scap metal from nuke to make hook.. go sit on bank,, start stocking food.

OP here, I guess we're still going

>>690699198
so close my dude

mountain is actually hidden volcano

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>>690699322
Lava is leaking out, and it poses no threat (yet)

No turns have passed.

>Food: 10

>10 men, 3 women

>>690699648
damn im on a roll, imma go for three in a row

river is actually giant blue snake

>>690699648
Let's get some farms up in he-ah

>>690699942
So get some dubs in he-ah

>>690699840
reroll

ill take river is a blue snake for 500

Sacrifice one woman to lava God

>>690699648
cut down the forest and start construction of the trump tower wonder

green is slime baff

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>>690700088
Dude...

>Snake is friendly

>Food: 9

>10m, 3w

Environmental changes count as one half turn from here, counting this and the previous.

>>690698811
topkek rip thread

>>690700379
shit im a god

ok how about those trees are giant broccoli and our food is maxed out

Tsunami

>>690700379
tribe eats one man to save food, begin mating

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>>690700379
construct trump tower

>>690700520
If you roll it, I'll make it. But, inf food won't make you survive. Shelter and shit are important.

>>690700379
friendly snake shits out bear claws, food +50

>>690700520
last reroll i miss and im done

can we get some broccoli trees

>>690700677
hell yeah we getting far now

It starts raining hot naked women
Hallelujah

>>690700379
Trump nukes this land

>>690700955
god damn and we were so far

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>>690700640
Using what materials

>>690700677
Mother fuck

>food: 58

>10m 3w

>>690700379
snake grows a pair of large balls

>>690701051
reroll

undo trump nukes

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>>690700955
Man

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>>690701061
find a mine full of stones and cut the trees

>>690701158
political flip flopping non trump bernie/shillary lover detected

snake grows glorious trump hair

>>690701175
Migrate to a new area

>>690701175
A giant wall is constructed to keep the sea men from the ocean region away

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The fuck is with y'all and nukes?

>Restarting since we did get somewhere.

>10food
>10m 3w

>>690701175
Become allies with Gandhi

>>690701755
Explore north

>>690701175
Foreign pioneers land with 2 boats, 50 men in total. Whatever is left of the native population is being pushed further inland as the pioneers begin to establish a colony

>>690701175
all men and women have an orgy, 2 of three women are pregnant

>>690701755
God descends from heaven, and we have to fight him in a giant robot we constructed

>>690701757
Gandhi nukes the land

>>690701175
Within 20 min this place got nuked twice lol

Grow some weed

>>690701755
Reroll, I'll take baby boom for 300

>>690701968
reroll, also op can decide how many children are born

>>690701175
People settle from across the sea. They develop an advanced society over thousand of years, buildings and math and music and fecal pornography. Eventually the internet develops.

The young men are nowhere to be seen, underground arguing about feminine penises. No reproduction happens, society ends

>>690701755

Men drown women in river

+3 bones

>>690702115

Reroll

>>690702033
Nice.

Godzilla joins in the fight

>>690702094
reroll

The women get raep

>>690701755 >>690700677
im back in it with a suprise nuke

>>690701755
Colonials begin to land at the shoreline

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>>690702101
roll

>>690699061
It was a hologram

>>690701968
>>690702094
>>690702204
last reroll

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>>690702033
Nigger what the fuck


You succeed but the robot is destroyed in the battle. In your new godless world, you continue on.

Food 9

10 m

3 w

>>690702247
Reroll

>>690702115
reroll but uses bones to construct mr.skeltal

Attack Ghandi

>>690702033

Satan burst forth from the volcano with a bucket of popcorn to watch the fight

Lava covers half the land

>>690702323
reroll

>>690702300
Airstrikes level the area due to conflicts between neighboring civilizations. This piece of clay is stuck in the middle

>>690702300
snake shits out more bear claws

food +32

>>690702300
God is Godzilla?

>>690702390

Reroll

>>690702300
The people, realizing that they are now the gods of their own world, start worshipping and praying to our leader. HE slowly becomes omnipotent and all powerful. He watches over our tribe and uses his power to creat a great pyramid

>>690702470
and im reeeeeeeee

reeeeeee rollin!

>>690702300
Gandhi sends peace in the form of nukes

>>690702300
river is used as toilet, inspired by ancient Rajeet society

turns brown from poo

Try new marijuana seeds

>>690702390
>>690702500
Angels and demons begin fighting for control over the clay

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Remember, dubs are the only things accepted.

Food 8, 10m, 3w


>>690702500

>>690702599
Satanfag beat you to it, River is gone

We impregnate our women with bear semen for super bear babys

>>690702656
re-fucking-roll

>>690702599
>>690702500
kek

Everything that happened last round happens again

>>690702688
winrar

>>690702684
men go to forest and collect wood

+50 wood
-8 trees

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>>690702688
Dude

Bear human hybrid babies now, okay why the fuck not

Food 7, 13m, 5w.

Kek at captcha

Construct another robot, this time a bear robot, to kill satan and take control of his demon army. After which, we use the demons to change our form into one that can live in lava as lava bears

Rape satan

We discover that jerking off into our mouths is quite tasty and sufficient enough to rely on.
Food is no longer a problem

>>690702684
satan hosts hellonearth2016 while at it

>>690702882
reroll

>>690702599
Poop people start to come out of the sea

2017 winter olympics

The trees explode killing the entire tribe.

>>690702885
Use our powers to funnel all our spiritual energy from the loss of god into one man who then attempts to defeat satan and his army of demons, removing the lava and in its place filling it with crispy cream donuts

>>690702684

The lava cools and hardens
The villagers fashion tools from it

>>690702970
no he cockblocked my poop roll

>>690702885
Mine cooled lava to obtain obsidian. Chop trees for wood. Fashion spears for hunting.

>>690702882
>>690702885
a rerollin

>>690702885
Hold the fuck up is that Tumblr i see?

>>690703092
reroll

>>690703133
Yes. Nice waste of dubs.

third nuke?

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>>690703133

The lava cools over into obsidian which we use to craft an obsidian core capable of powering organic matter through insertion into the heart creating a near immortal society

Gandhi brings salvation in the form of nukes

a band of nignogs run down the hill trying to steal the bear women away to make monkey bear people hybrids

The lava is actually tomato soup
Infinite food

>>690703228
Through spiritual meditation we reach a new plane of green fields and a lake as grand and great as the oceans. We name it heaven and become gods of our own realm, creating a new race to take our place in lavaland

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>>690702684
the landscape begins to resemble high res top tier ass every update it resembles a different but still awesome high quality dick craving ass

everyone else posts high quality ass yearning for dick chowder

everyone is happy

>>690703194
reroll

accidentally set off nuke

>>690703133
tumblr is now a thing in our wonderful world. dubs confirmed it

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Still at 7 Food, 13m, 5w.

Reverse engineer robot technology to build advanced society.

Kill satan with the power of manifest destiny, and ascend as the new pantheon of gods in the realm

the almighty neckbeard ravages the land with his divine might

mass suicide

>>690703342
Reroll

rape satan

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>>690703356
rawlin

>>690703409
Robot was destroyed in epic god battle. Only thing remaining was a single ball bearing

Proceed to make a statue of Adam Sandler jerking off Mr.Clean

women fuck satan to add demon children to their tribe

Writings in a field : op is a fag

>>690703385
Lava cools, the tribe begins to use the hardened lava as weapons. Soon they follow animal herds, and by learning how to hunt their food supplies is increased

>>690703385
An Immortal God-Like Hitler is born, and becomes the new supreme leader. He Declares the land Deutschland and starts a new age of progress and industrialization.

>>690703340
rolinrollinrollin

>>690703595
Yessss

>>690703573
roll for this

>>690703477

Winrar

>>690703595
This

>>690703557
i like this

it is also indestructible

>>690703557
Reroll we need this

>>690703575
Reroll

civilization expands until humanity eventually becomes a singularity

>>690703557
rolling for this This is the ultimate destiny that lies before our young nation

>>690703595
rolling for
also hitler fucks women to start his perfect army

>>690698459
What about this op
http://streamboobs.com/apollo-automatic-head-pump-clear-p38725.html

>>690703385
if dubs, world doesnt need to only rely on dubs to update.

so posts ending in 7 also update the world

>>690703595
REEEEEROLLIN!
RE ROLLIN!
RE RE REROLLIN!

>>690703477

neck beard fights Satan

They end up jerking each other off, they exchange numbers, Satan never calls back, neckbeard an heros

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>>690703477
Jesus christ why are all the dubs apocalypses

Lava cools due to the winds and rains
People die.

>6.5food, 5m, 2w.

Play whack a mole with our cocks on satan as a symbol of peace

Beople build skyscrapper with reddit sign burning on top of it
>kek

>>690702684
Hitler must rise again!

>>690698459
>>>690703595
Roll

>>690704090

Reroll

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>>690703595
i think these dubs should go to this guy

>>690704115
The whole village drops acid and goes on a trip so massive they find a new god named the Dick King who's dick is all powerful

>>690703595
We need this

>>690704115
Lake is actually a whale

>>690704090

And again

>>690704169
Roll

>>690704115
Neckbeard is defeated by autism when encountering a tribeswoman. He becomes her slave and is able to be fully controlled by the tribe now.

>>690704366
winrar

>>690698459
>>>690703595
>i think these dubs should go to this guy
Yes

We create a human centipede to show dominance

>>690704366
Rarwin

Fuck the women for more people

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>>690704366
nigger what

>>690703595
Someone check my dubs

>>690704366
We ride the whale, which turns out to be a sentient and kind overlord, to a new land and become the gods of that land via the power of nakama

>>690703595
People roll this one

>>690704115
Hentai takes over /b/ and all is lost

>>690704602

Oh, supplies.

6, 5, 2. I'm a lazy shit. look at past posts for context on supplies

>>690704602
whale fucks women to make whale-humans

Green turns to pink becouse op is a faggot

We conquer the neighboring lands

>>690703595
HITLER

Create a village and farm on the whale and travel the world with him

op kills himself

>>690704761
You aren't wrong, dick is pretty great

>>690704602
The black scribbles are actually a large black snake, which fights the blue river snake.

>>690704602
Kill whale for food. Have an orgy to celebrate.

>>690704602

Satan rapes the women and forces the men to kill the whale and harvest resources

>>690704602
get food you nignogs

An Immortal God-Like Hitler is born, and becomes the new supreme leader. He Declares the land Deutschland and starts a new age of progress and industrialization. Also, Hitler kills the super-sized whale and uses its oil to power their factories for the next 500 years.

>>690704846
Rerolling.

>>690704858
Reroll

>>690704602
Hitler, Whale, Neckbeard, and Trump fight amongst themselves

climb inside whale gut it out and use it as shelter

>>690704115
ships from the west with jew merchants arrive

>>690704761
Rerolllll

>>690704901
So close.
Rolling this one.

1 man raped a women

>3 twin born
>Child abuse

Everyone takes their dicks out and plays crab cock. The game lasts decades before ending in a decisive victory for the shirts team. they then engage in a celebration orgy with only men

>>690704858
Roll

>>690704941
Reroll

>>690704836
Reroll

>>690704901
Dubs

>>690704901
you could have just rerolled with the change in the post, but roll

the whale takes the village to another village

>>690705006
Someone does a wicked back flip that impresses satan so much he makes him the new god.

Turns out this game was a dream. We woke up and are now awake in our room. The phone is ringing and it is our little sister.

>>690705081
True.Rolling as well

molegirls join the tribe.

>>690705111
Win

>>690704858

And another

I remember a time when /b/ was actually able to play these civ games where we would set up Aryan societies, kill the Jews, and enslave the niggers. Now we have the summerfags that ruin our fun.

>>690703092
rolling

>>690704315
Rolll for nazis

>>690705147
fuck lil sis in the ass

women start feminism
>They want more food
>cause they're women
>3 men starve

>>690705255
do both win?

Ghandi builds on your land, he threatens you with a nuke that will turn you into a nigger.

Op here. Laptop crashed. Someone else has to host it. Files are all there. Its been fun niggers

>>690705275
reroll kek

Oktobrofest is happening
>all is perfect again
>fuhrer watches over us
>svastika flags everywhere

>>690705001
Roll

>>690702072
>Within 20 min this place got nuked twice
Like a sped of YouTube video of the Japan bombings. Needs Benny Hill music

>>690705454
Reroll

snoop dog leads the people to paradise

Trump deports all the Mexicans and Hilary is convicted for treason.

Gandhi drops nukes

>>690705798
This

moot destroys the land

Ghandi is killed because he's a nigger. All the people are in a new village with new friends. 150M, 300W, 15000Food and OP must provide the next pic of him with timestamp and sharpie in pooper as he new background for that is the new land.

yotsuba leads the tribe to glory

>>690706257
Reroll

Raep the women

A pot dealer named Chong rolls in. Everyone is happy. All work stops immediately, and a drum circle forms up. Chong gets his choice of the town's virgins, and two slaves to take with him.

Sacrifice three days of general productivity (no more, no less). A FESTIVAL is taking place for the next three days.

The leader of the town confiscates a vial of liquid. He spends the whole time having fantastic visions.

Nitrous can be bought out of the back of Chong's old van for $5 per hit while the FESTIVAL is going.

>>690706257
Rolling for sharpie in pooper

Civilisation is invaded by normies and wagecucks who do everything for us while we stay at home playing vidya and eating tendies.

>>690706865
You can't stay at home, there is a festival.

All inhabitants leave the land in search for a new home. Upon arriving at a gas giant, a near moon is discovered to have earth like properties. This is their new home.
167m 189w
583 food

>>690706366
Do as dubs demands

If this gets dubs, raise skeleton army

rip thread

>>690707439
rerollerino

op gave up

I can't post the picture because on mobile but

ABANDON THREAD

Men have sex with women increasing population

Day two of the FESTIVAL.

A bunch of citizens are still going ham on the drums. Chong has sold his entire supply of weed, but the smoke is still plentiful. There are lit candles going everywhere.

Any project that needed maintenance in the community is now taking fatigue damage. Some teenagers get nude down by the water, and discover a patch of cubensis mushrooms.

The leader of the expedition returns from his vision trip with an acoustic guitar and starts wailing on it. A fire breaks out back in town. No one notices. People begin having sex in the bushes just off the drum circle.

Nitrous is still available at the back of Chong's van for $5 a hit.

>>690703188
kek

Day three of the FESTIVAL.

A group of the town's teenagers are just out of sight by the water. Still tripping on the shrooms, and/or trying to fuck each other's brains out. The age range is 10-15.

All projects subject to maintenance fatigue have begun the grind to a halt. The town is one fire. Some people are beginning to notice.

People are beginning to bow out of the drum circle. There is a shortage of weed. The leader of the town is still inspired, and is considering a new tax policy.

Anyone who was fucking is now pregnant. Nude people are passed out everywhere.

Chong is closing up the van to move on, but nitrous can still be bought for $5 a hit (last call).

FESTIVAL ends after this round.

The festival is over. 87% of the town has been destroyed by fire. All crops are lost with the exception of a small field full of melons and hemp.

Two-thirds of all wealth was taken by Chong, along with ten citizens. All eligible females are now pregnant. The weed is gone.

The townspeople crucify their leader in the spirit of the moment, and confer as they sit in the council circle watching him die. Who will replace him?

the ottomans attack from the north kill all men and take the women as sex slaves

>>690711377
Adolf Hitler

>>690711854
roll

>>690711955
winrar

>>690711955
Man, that's brutal.

All hash pipes are confiscated. The drums for the drum circle are drummed out. The Ottomans make a big fire out of all the tie die in the town.

Everyone gets issued one of those sheet things that Muslims wear. The last of the melons runs out. The people are subsisting on camel paste that the Ottomans brought in.

The slaves begin forced work on a statue of Muhammed in the town square. It is hot and dusty. The town's children drag in the stone from far away. Alcohol is beginning to run short.

I am so drunk

A tall juggalo walks forward. He is wearing full clown makeup and has horns surgically attached to his skull.

A woman steps in front of him. "What are you doing here?"

He says the following:

Bitch, I'm a man you can talk ta
But after you leave I'm a stalk ya
If you're a little kid I'm a take ya
And if you're neck I'm a break ya
If you're an old lady I'm a mug ya
Cuz bitch, you can't fuck with the juggla

No one tries to fuck with the juggalo.

>>690713285
no alchol it not halal or some shit it isnt permited by theyer religion or some shit

>>690713723
That's why it's running short, dumbass. The stills of the civ have been shut down & the ottomans start cracking down on the trade. anyone who gets pinched is crucified at the post office on sunday

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Time for an update!


The desert areas represent spoilage created by the Ottomans. They have moved the choice girls (ages 10-15) and shares of the spoil to the Slave Camp, pictured across the river.

Town citizens have slaved to build a verry nice bridge to the other side. It is breezy, with arches.

The statue of Muhammed nears completion.

>>690715532
Ottomans/10
keked hard great thread op

>>690715739
OP left awhile ago lulz, I am just a drunk

>>690716400
how old is this retard to not be able to even attempt an argument and istead start crying like a baby and get mad cuz i called outhis dumbfucking comment ur sad like really just change the subject and say something even.more stupid.. do u think im mad yes the answer is yes now say something intresting u fuck

>>690715532
Orgy with girls

>>690717599
kek

>>690716955
A syphilitic manwhore stalks from the slave camp, foams at the lips, bending to drink the piss of a dog. Like a douchebag tard pile of shit, he tears his own face off and throws it at the sky, yelling excuses about his missing fingers, and the failed abortion that created him.

God hits back with a plague of demon locusts that devour everything around them, starting with the genitalia of the colonists.

"Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!" the ottomans are chanting but it does no good & the locusts start taking nice chunks out of their skin; pistolwhip the head off the last bitch to create some pornography and the film crew dies while a stray dog pisses on everything


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