Alex is a stupid nigger

>>690688351
M or f?

Last time I had a crush on a girl she was in my basement.

>>690688351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ByWk0bwsGV

>>690689371
was for >>690688933

>>690689538
wew lad

My micro penis and fantastic for docking

>>690690027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SHLa8pU6pf

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MvcQjIFhqL

>>690690695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AbMAUaLwDC

There is nothing permanent, but the element of change.

sing this as LOUD as you can:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw

>>690690850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HEbgJrvlE8
:C

http://shakespeare.mit.edu/hamlet/full.html

>>690691115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QKU0tXyJ9N

>>690690695
>>690690850
oh shit

"legend is so fucking hot"

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Say Andy Chavez is a stupid nigger

Frankie is a stupid Indian street shitter

>>690691234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N3gmNq1QrL

>>690691571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gFcu2AK4Yb

>>690691329
impatient bump

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>>690690991
bumping for this

>>690691815
he's busy arguing with a tranny

thread derailed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hDbfQIq81N

>>690691687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10B6CvOwioy

>>690691815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03BD7QgfAXO

>>690692025
almost anything is okay with me anon
you should try a bit of >>690691329

>>690692030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TsDDP7JWTv

>>690692187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJGjbHMtks

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>>690691400
Really need this OP

Moan like you are getting anal raped by big bubba

>>690692141
there we go, great job op.
golden star for you

still looking for people to say it though because I need a big collection for undisclosed reasons

>>690692282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ov0vhhvmjl

>>690692433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d7fKWGr4De
not op

>>690692187
I'll edit it so it sounds like you said it.
Half a star for the attempt.

>>690691400
>>690692433

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mwOqhLN6cq

>>690692530
Marry me

>>690692815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JpP8Hbq0BC

the age old question
any help would be appriciated

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3lrMfLevs

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Someone record themselves saying, "Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese?".

>>690692675
was for >>690692339
too busy not paying attention and having like 9 fucking vocaroo tabs open

>>690692906
now that's a high quality shitpost

>>690692912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bAA4ZsquY7

You know i used to like some of you guys. I used to find some of you amusing.
Now i fantasize about tracking you all down one by one and hurting you and it makes my dick hard. I masturbate to the thought of hanging you upside down by your feet like a pig and gutting you from your groint to your neck and watching you entrails fall out on to the floor. I think about fucking your dead corpe in the mouth and cuming into your mouth. I think about cutting out your tongue and taking you out into the woods and tying you to a tree. I think about comming back every day and peeling off pieces of your skin until there's nothing left and then pouring salt water all over you. I think about scalping you with a knife and stuffing your hair down your throat until you choke on your hair. I think about cutting out your testicles and spooning out your eyes and putting your testicles in your eye sockets. I think about calving a pole and putting you on the pole so it goes up your asshole and comes out of your mouth. I think about skinning enough of you until i have enough skin to make a rope out of it and hanging everyone else with it. I think about this and much more and it makes my dick hard. I don't believe any of you are bad people. On the contrary some of you may be better people than the majority of the human population. But you're weak and pathetic and that disgusts me and i wish you the worst. I hope for your sake that we never meet.

>>690693260
this guy gets it

>>690693213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MoDAbFBJoJ

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>>690692815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AZxfexCajc

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>>690692658
Thanks homie

>>690693387
What are u gay? Lol nigg

>>690693387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iwItDXAyUu

>>690692141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03BDP4gfAXO

>>690692912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09M30ASQFvI

#DownWithBlackie

>>690693711
who even deletes vocaroos nowadays

>>690693999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H0sk5FcSxx

>>690693999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wZ25fCGFTS

>>690693846
ive tried this
works 5/10 times as long as you use XD a few times
i've been god of /b/ atleast 4 times now

>>690694067
op doesn't know what his thread has become but he sure loves eating his mic

>>690693698
Come on man you where doing so well why did you stop

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read this

>>690690991
do this one

>>690694306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mdiJavpEIM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c0az2ophcx

jus lemme kno

JACOB SARTORIUS LYRICS
"Sweatshirt"

Chillin' with a hair tie, no makeup, with some sweatpants on
You know I can always be that guy
You can think about be me all night long
But I think you need something to think of me
Something that will keep you warm
And show you we can be more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss

Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my...

When you go to sleep at night, when you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls see girl you know you wanna flaunt it
Said this may be the start of something new
Girl I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do is more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss

Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my and you can wear my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold
So you can wear my...
So you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my sweatshirt
Cause you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my...


Just sing/recite the chorus or one line or something, I don't care.

>>690694283
This is the piece of shit mic I have to speak into


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwUkGjKSyGg

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>>690694283
>>690694654

>>690692970
Do this. It's eeeasy

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>>690694482
i love you anon but the edge is over the edge

I hate americans
(russian accent)

>>690694630
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c0az2ophcx
marry me

>>690694630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ChSsRpsmip

>>690694482
[spoiler]maybe you should kill yourself then?[/spoiler]it's a copypasta anyway i didn't write that

>>690694880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18oZKHYxULn

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>>690694654

>>690695006
[spoiler][b]cringed[/b][/spoiler]

>>690695006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VNnT31Wr4H

>>690695070
fallout sucks

"I love trap threads and furry threads, they're my favorite reason to come to /b/ every day and piss in a coke bottle instead of socialize with normal people."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13w5pns69sQ

>>690695203
thanks for your opinion

>>690695252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xUa4ntONwJ

>>690695252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13w5pns69sQ

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why not zoidberg
include the accent you uncultured swine

>>690695257
>>690695370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dm85VtoiX4

Your mums a door

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VHU2PCCNA

What is up dramaalert nation, it's your host, killer keemstar. Leeets get rooiiight into the newwwwss (in keemstars voice)

>>690695403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pS55037zIf

>>690695252
>my favorite reason

>>690695326
"I fucking love loli threads. Get my dick harder than fucking concrete. I just wish these stupid spiderfags would leave us the fuck alone."

>>690695484
I really wanted you to just fucking scream at the end.

What is up drama alert nation, I'm your host killer keemstar, leeettts get roiiight into the neeewwwsss (in his voice)

>>690695507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1prZc0OS3aL

Is this you, Enkidu-senpai.

>>690695539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0owlsQw7Ahr

>>690695472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s007E9pYBeN4

>>690695831

> are you trying to get me on the FBI watch-list?

kek

>>690695163
Fucking sue me
>>690695199
Lol you're a funny guy

>>690695632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s8SnugmNAO

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Say "cum in my ass and call me Obama" in cute anime girl voice

>>690695539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VqQyvow67r

I got chu

ayy https://discord.gg/0qKxsJtCMeuJgjt5

>>690695831
is it pronounced lolly or louli

>>690695936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ur0USxNVZq

>>690696007
"here have a funny"
i love u man

"Listen up you fucking chodes, if you want to be a penis connoisseur like me, you're going to have to suck some serious dick."

"Not just any serious dick, I mean all kinds of dick. Large and small, bare and hairy, smooth and bumpy, thin and thick, black and white, male and trap."

>>690696054
i dont think any of these guys can pull off an anime voice but we'll see.

>>690696093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00wBdpku9di

>>690696283
Say

"Welcome back Drama Nation!
Lets get baaaack into the news."

>>690696054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vcvUkObJTE
>>690696090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUnIXnUKfQ

>>690696226

I'm waiting for somebody to say it in Hank Hill's voice.

>>690696283
>massa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2__EkjzuY

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Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot

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>>690695831

>>690696483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JLLChD4Ufs

>>690696283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XAkqWGiRzU

>>690696410
kekd

>are you trying to get me on the FBI watchlist
>i have a full tb hard drive just fucking filled to the brim with it

>>690696625
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0JTHB13U4Ix/418266455a2dbace

>>690696813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

>>690696911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

can anyone do any accents or impressions?

>>690697025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

>>690697081
not for you nigger, go watch anime loser

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPy9ZxhASD

>>690697120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker, I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

>>690697120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HYLfOeMKw1

>>690696911
>>690697025
>>690697120
>>690697242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15m0inrBzw6

Where all da white women at??

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>>690697253
One of you faggots better do this

>>690697458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lPrJy8OP7r

>>690697253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RjKHvzEZev

>>690697511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bB7V742XX4

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>690697585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03QY3j7S9DV

>>690697676
I'd do this but I don't wanna risk becoming a meme

yours tits are the orchestra and my penis is the conducter

>>690697511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fBHZyYqJgS
I did my best but it was futile

>>690697832
pussy

"Welcome to osu!"

\please.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

>>690697946
diy fagaloid

>>690697676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bbfMLRSR98

>>690697587
Thank you anon that was perfect

>>690697929
kek

>>690696527
?

Repeat rapidly "Mustan kissan paksut posket"

>>690698301
its a trigger word for fbi spys

please say "Kaiver, youre a fucking cunt"

>>690697984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EfeTJ9eTfk

>>690698515
>>690698515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dlmrb1rtyr

>>690698762
Thanks so much

OP, say "var swfobject=function(){var D="undefined",r="object",S="Shockwave Flash",W="ShockwaveFlash.ShockwaveFlash",q="application/x-shockwave-flash",R="SWFObjectExprInst",x="onreadystatechange",O=window,j=document,t=navigator,T=false,U=[h],o=[],N=[],I=[],l,Q,E,B,J=false,a=false,n,G,m=true,M=function(){var aa=typeof j.getElementById!=D&&typeof j.getElementsByTagName!=D&&typeof j.createElement!=D,ah=t.userAgent.toLowerCase(),Y=t.platform.toLowerCase(),ae=Y?/win/.test(Y):/win/.test(ah),ac=Y?/mac/.test(Y):/mac/.test(ah),af=/webkit/.test(ah)?".

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>>690697676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gRpIw31fAn

i tried

>>690698892
you kinda went from indian to mexican and back again

>>690699076
fuckin kek

>>690695831
10/10. This is why /b/ is still great.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZNet7PJzE3

Hello penis, my old friend. I've come to cock with you again.

>>690699532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uzn0sp29ID

>>690699532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HwQ5lrKQr3

>>690699532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

>>690690027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ci27XCDF9Q

Gotta say "FUCKING NORMALFAGS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOAAAAARD"

>>690699732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LBT8R9PT12

>>690699975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

>>690700079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15LRSXphEXg

Can you please go suck on a tactical penis nuke?

(plz yell) I FUCKING NORMIES THEY REEK OF NICE SMELLING SHAMPOO AND CAN TALK IN COHERENT SENTENCES REEEEEEEEEE

dbvjhbdfvbjhdfbjhfvdjhhbdhbjfdvbhjfdbjhfdjbvdfbhjdvfbhjdvfbhfvdbjhfvdbhvfdbjhbjhdvfbjfvhbdfhbdfbhdvfbhdfbdvfbhcfbfcdbhfcdhbcdfbjhcdfhbfcdbhdfbhdfh

>>690700279

ya got my hopes up you dick. nice job tho

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qniouZYYmo

>>690700354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vFCwCTi5ck

zozzle kek kek zozzle top adolf oh shit here come dat boi wow so meme lul kek xd memes

>>690700423
I'll do this tomorrow if you make a thread around 3pm cst

>>690700607
No.

>>690700517
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vFCwCTi5ck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SrZeQ6SG1x

>>690700538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x7QMkbBJCq

>>690700491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10kTzmjSR5X

>>690700670
I WASNT GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY HAHAHAHHAHA

>>690700888
TRIPS TO CONFIRM

>>690700888
Okay

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>>690700749
This one was really good man, but I feel like you're not OP

>>690700888
trips never lie

>>690700711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iq1OmSGS4c

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And he tries
Oh my God, do I try
I try all the time,
In this institution

And he prays
Oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day
(Nyaaah)
For a revolution!

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey

(Don't cry out loud)
(Just keep it inside
and learn how to hide your feelings)

(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)
(Hey, yay, yay)
Hey hey hey
I say hey
What's goin' on?
Yeah!

Are you tired of slicing onions with your powerful dropping erection? Now spray diarrhea all over your car's windshield at over 100 miles an hour.

>>690700992
I'm not but give me another one

>>690688351
Clark wants it good in the hole

>>690697676
Fuck, this is shit. But I tried for you.
http://vocaroo.com/

I don't breathe air, we are smoking weed here.

>>690701290
you designed a whole website to try and please him? little much dont ya think?

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THREAD IS DEAD

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>>690701688

>>690701688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p8lvhclIHk

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>>690700220
>>690700220
>>690700220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PKzftxY8Bo

>>690701484
SHIT!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dvqCr6KvAH
I'm tired too, bro. Thanks for pointing that out.

"I genuinely care about you"

>>690701918
You are one cringey dude op

>>690697676
Had to scroll way too far to find this posted.

>>690701984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10WJDD3kUFV

>>690702057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14uWNRC7TqZ

Your voice gives me the hope to live. Please let me die...

9/11 did hitler

>>690702347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B2k4Gd9Ym0

>>690702498

"So you're degenerate"

I love you. Marry me?

>>690702652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14M84tzyjxN

>>690701984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bRKbayjTB2

>>690701918
Why should I get out? According to a Pew Research Center survey from late last year, 40% of people have been harassed online, and 73% of people have witnessed someone else being harassed online. Among people between the ages of 18 and 29, this figure jumps up to 92%. For too long, many people have left online spaces because they feel unsafe or unsupported. For too long, many of us have sat back and watched, unsure how to ask for help or how to provide support and resources. Everyone on /b/ should lend a helping hand. making sure that we all (especially women) feel safe, supported, and empowered here.
figures. cis males can't understand womyn's plight. don't get me wrong, fighting against the oppression of womyn is not a fight against men. It is a fight against the system of male-domination and against the ways that so many men have been socialized to take part in that system and rewarded when they do. Just as many white people were involved in the Civil Rights movement, men can and should become very active in the fight for womyn's liberation. But still. 1 in 4 womyn in college will be raped while in college, every 15 seconds a womyn is beaten, each day 3 to 4 womyn are killed by their husband, boyfriend or ex. There is an all out war on womyn's right to abortion and birth control and the mainstreaming of increasingly violent, degrading, and cruel pornography against womyn. womyn are still so far from liberated. If you're for equality, just support feminism until both are on equal levels

>>690702796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

>>690702835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yNlpzR2ily

>>690703037
Hey im a real nigga from chiraq U Fuckin FatAss Computer Nerds Go OutSide And Get Laid Or Make Bands U Nasty Ass FAGS!!! Fr U What The Fuck Is This Website For AnyWayy?? Porn N Shit??? FatAss White Boii Yall Better Watch UR Backk Before I Unload A Magazine In Yo 600LB ASS And Im Not Talkin Bout No Womens Weekly Shit Faggot FUCK YO U PUSSY CRACKA ASS BITHCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plz say "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

>>690702804
That fucking voice gives me chills holy fuck

>>690702835
Not OP, but I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RxuJjN4qgB

Any with female voice :(

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>>690702248
>>690702980
Do you guys like my song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qSrZeh1rV

>>690703650
no

>>690703755
:(

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IgvMjDiSMg

>>690703650
A for effort, if nothing else.

>>690703650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tsvhil0Tmc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xLV9fmZnK5

>>690703900
>"No you have to eat them all"

Are you memeing now? Christ this is wonderful.

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>>690703172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1moBRx2nFEs

>>690704324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yJi13ImnSz

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tk0LxeEMF7

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>>690702088
get the fuck out you fucking cringy piece of shit

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mnKOcQ1EVx

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JfN0bQh6Yq

>>690705427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LUbuOimUPt

I like picky VA Jay jay

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xGiWOq56kp

>>690705427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZGNhZ4XDwr

>>690704828
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5711796cb4af9

say flare can kill himself

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>>690706003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00fBIfQuZxd

>>690704134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nfgz7Qi5qN

"Memes are our only salvation from the horror of existence."

>>690703650
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qSrZeh1rV
its shit

>>690705754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DL6LDGn1sb

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>>690706694
Kek

>>690703650
Literally gave me a fucking headache

say "Irish Wristwatch"

some one anyone say:
schroy is a halfwitted autistic nigger

some1 pls say Benald is a stupid nigger

>>690707623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M3voePz2Wj

>>690708365
pls

>>690706922
also
>>690707523

>>690707736
DIS pls

>>690708645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16cWanxRsZX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQezF5FyFt

>>690707736
>>690708957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oUwCKeZFwz

>>690709063
thank you

>Irish Wristwatch
faster you slut

>>690709224
LMAO i love u