>>690685497
You can't keep it hard long enough, this is her nice way of telling you

yes I have, with pretty much every fucking girl i have ever been with. And the worst part is my current girlfriend was a bait and switch in the sense that before we were dating she would always ask if I wanted to watch porn with her, she wanted to see me jack off, she wanted me to watch her jack off, etc. Now after we started dating and subsequently had a child together, porn is a no-go, fap is no-go, she wont masturbate in front of me. shit sucks

>>69068678
'watch her jack off"->"watch her masturbate"
fixed

>>690685497
WTF am I looking at?

>>690687265
ANSWER HIM OP

>>690687265
>>690687788
not OP but clearly it's a shoulder

>>690688003
Are you retarded how do you figure thta

>>690688420
neck / head on the left
arm going down on the right

are you fucking serious?

>>690688567
I don't see a head, neck, or arm in that pic stop with your nonsense

>>690688904
haha such a TROLL hahahaha

kill yourself

>>690689064
Are you fucking dumb? You just made that up I still haven't figured out what it is

>>690685497
Ye bro, i just broke up with a one year long gf. She asked me if i watch porn out of the blue, and when i answered yes she starts crying and asljadhlaskdaksdm. What the fuck is this "I WANNA BE THE ONLY GIRL FOREVER" thing?

>>690689879
You fucking faggot where are the nudes

>>690685497
Tell her to go fuck herself. The answer is NO, bitch. You are the man, and you will act like a man. I have never had a girlfriend before and I'm 28 years old but tell her to fuck herself right in the pussy.

>>690690111
No nudes for u fuckface, i hope nobody checks ur trips

>>690685497
yeah, just tell her you need to fuck more often if thats the rule she wants. simple.

>>690690484
Deliver bitch

>>690685497
been with my girl over 7 years and she doesnt mind if i jerk off. if she is tired i just say okay im going to take a shower and jerk off.

>>690690111
nice trips. checked

>>690687265
>>690687788

a shoulder tattoo. maybe you should both stop jacking off......and eat more carrots

>>690690111
not checking. go fuck yourself because this guy >>690690484 told me to

>>690690746
Still don't see it.

>>690690111
>>690690682
samefag

>>690690566
n o
o n

Yes, a chick can def be jealous of the action between your hand and your penor. Best just keep it under wraps until...

A couple of times a weeks seems normal, and adding the extracurriciclar does make you seem a bit obsessed.

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>>690691073
Only in your dreams

>>690685497
Grow a pair.

>>690691303
>>690690111
samefag

>>690691588
>>690691073
>>690690484
>>690689879
>>690690917
Same fag

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>>690691948
Guess again

>>690686783
>had a child together

She's got you on lockdown. Typical female behavior.

>>690692265
Your wife is fat

>>690690746
why carrots exactly?your woman is stuffing your mouth with carrots every time you lose your boner?

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>>690685497
>stop masturbating

mfw

>>690685497
how in the fuck is she gonna know if you masturbate?

>>690692394
need that vitamin see

>>690692387
stop talking to me

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>>690685497
dump the bitch. she doesn't get to tell you how or when to touch yourself like she's your boss. what's next, the time you can or cannot brush your teeth, or what days to shave or not... overly controlling by women is a sign of a mental problem in her, and in you if you put up with it.

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>>690686783
Bro, did you know bait and switch is against the law and you can sue for it?

if you call a tow truck company, they quote you for 30 dollars to get there, and 5 dollars every mile, tow your car, show up, and make you sign a paper with a 45 dollars to show up, and 10 dollars a mile, you can actually sue for that, and they CANT hold you car. if they do, call the police and the police will show up and make him release it, its his job to take you to court for the money due. but if you take him to court first, you have a way better chance at winning both cases.

same goes for bitches. take her ass to court.

>>690690111
checked. Deliver you>>690689879
faggot

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>>690693330
make me, pussy

you should give it a try, you'll be able to dump extra big loads all over her bossy bitch face

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>>690693524
It's cool, I'll just wait for her current bf to share them

Just don't masturbate with your gf in the house pls. My bf does this sometimes (in another room) but i still can hear that fapping sound, and or us girls is not really nice. I don't have any problem if he masturbates when im not home. But just not with me in the house. Oh God.... (4 years togheter almost)

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>>690689879
>What the fuck is this "I WANNA BE THE ONLY GIRL FOREVER" thing?

its what happens when you have two parents, a mommy and a daddy, and they raise you right. and you don't have some sort of anti-attachment or commit issues because you think your envy over other girls makes you rightful to also lust after them.

the worst people in history have multiple wives. because men who want to deal with more then a single women, is batshit crazy and should be locked away forever.

>>690693658
U can hurt me bro, stop trying and go sleep

>>690693747
maybe you should fuck him more

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>>690693747
it's male nature. You'd rather have him go fap in public or fuck another broad in her room? Just leave him be jeeze, he has to endure your queefs and periodical bitching too you know

Why? Is it because you cant handle the sex or something? Why the fuck would she actually care if you masturbate ir not?

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>>690693747

go blow him and you won't have to listen to it

otherwise shut up. if you dont want to do it for him he can do it himself. put some fucking headphones in

>>690685497
Ive had a same experience op, Had several gfs that would get mad at me for even looking at porn, and they would also be furious if I whacked it even one time.

Good thing I have new chill gf that doesnt care because she knows I cant fuck the computer

>>690694300
because she wants to use sex as a tool. As in either rewarding or withholding

>>690694468
Real Situation.

>>690694498
It would be cool to have a girlfriend who cares about you enough to not want you watch porn. I'm being serious too.

like if you've got a personal fuck toy, why you need to watch porn? like I never get that shit.

>>690693747
No, women are just retarded when he goes to fap maybe you should help him out before he gets another girl for him. When you're horny does he have you go sit in the other room?

>>690694661
men are wired to fuck as many chicks as often as possible. Better to release urges in a way where nobody gets cheated on

>>690694661
Inertia bro, years and years of it.

>>690685497
Fuck her every night. If you dont want to fuck every night lift weights and eat/ sleep better so your testosterone increases. If you don't fuck her every night someone else will

>>690694661
just curious, what's the longest relationship you've had?

>>690694661
It's jealously really. Do you let your gf watch bbc porn? Didn't think so.

>>690694468
I actually want to have sex with him a lot, whenever he wants... But he is bored because we are togheter for 4y and he said sex takes to much effort...... Fml
Im not bored but he is (and i dont look ugly or smth) idk what to do. We dont argue but he's not in the mood for sex. It's been almost 2 months.....

>>690694803
>men are wired to fuck as many chicks as often as possible.

proven untrue.
>inb4 but muh nature
no.gif
plenty of animals both large and small mate for life. men historically had lots of children because some women didn't live past having a first child, or some other crazy shit that modern medicine now prevents from happening.

>>690694813
meh, I only watch porn when I'm bored, its not even about the sexual act, just pure boredom, if a girl I was with had me that bored, I'd dump her ass.

>>690695125
>being jealous of 2D

>>690695187
>mate for life
humans are more like a mix of serial monogamy with a hint of polygamy really

>>690694936
>just curious, what's the longest relationship you've had?
honestly, 3 years. pretty good for someone who's 22 and has been single for the last 2 years.

>>690694446
Just go away

>>690695198
>Not understanding what 2D means.

Even if that were true it's still porn and your GF is getting off on someone who isn't you, beta

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>>690695496
otherwise he'd be fantasising about that hot blonde he saw on the way home retard. what's your problem with masturbating lol

>>690689879
Girls use that as an excuse to fuck someone else. Currently fucking a porn addict who was met on fetlife probably.

>>690695167
2 months without sex? you don't have a boyfriend, you have a friend that is a boy

>>690695622
I'm talking about the girl watching porn, learn to read retard.

>>690695567
>>690694446
Samefag

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>>690694699
I WANT to fuck him. But he is bored because he saw me naked so many times and shit (4y relationship). I dont know how to do because this will turn bad one day. We didnt had sex for almost 2 months... And im starting to feel distant.

>>690694522
Fucking cunning Bitchl

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>>690685497
>men cant tell women what to do with their bodies

Its 2016, OP men and women have equal rights now. She cant tell you not to beat your meat.

>>690695750
grills watch porn all the time. they just call them chick flicks

>>690696013
Post some pics, what do you look like?

>>690696201
YEAH OP, its 2016, People have equal rights!

the only people that can tell you if you can, or cannot beat your meat, is your federal government. and if you beat your meat, they will just send a drone 8,000 feet over your house, and fire a $78,000 missile into it, killing you and your cat. because murica'

>>690695726
Im afraid that one day soon one of us will find someone else to fuck with. And i dont want that ffs im still available to have sex with him. Even after 4 years. (Me 21, he 23)

>>690685497
Yep. Six months of absolutely no sex, no her king off, just because I wanted to make her happy. That has long ended though, she turned out to be schitzo and I couldn't deal. But what she doesn't know doesn't hurt, I find it helps sex to do it beforehand and catch her for your round two.

>>690696013
sounds to me you guys already broke up 2 months ago

>>690685497
nope, and if a girlfriend ever asked me to stop masturbating I would flat out tell her 'NO". Don't be a bitch op.

>>690696229
tits or gtfo

>>690696426
>one of us will find someone
my bet is it will be you

>>690696504
Based

>>690696499
time to GTFO anon

>>690696504
But we dont argue or smth..everything seems to be peaceful but deep inside im frustrated cause its weird for me.

>>690692327
Practice safe sex you fucking morons.

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>>690695125
Ding Ding Ding! This guy gets it. Whitefags get butt-frustrated at the mere mention of interracial porn. They even go as far as commenting on porn sites non-stop. Bitches will be bitches in both sexes I guess. kek

>>690696743
go with your gut feeling

>>690696426
That's enough out of you unless we see some tits.

>>690696854
Back to ur cotton, niggabro

>>690696645
Im not that sure. I dont cheat while im with someone. First i'll broke up with that person, but im not that sure in his case (i mean, how long can a man stay withtout fucking?!)

>>690696854
you literally moving the goal post on this subject, nobody care's your a fucking nigger. fuck off back to your shack, toby.

Any respecting white man won't fuck/date a girl who has fucked a black dude, Period. its as simple as that, they are damaged goods, once a nigger lover, always a nigger lover.

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>>690697000
truth hurts huh?

>>690697061
>how long can a man stay withtout fucking?
Same as you, stupid bitch

>>690697061
you're just waiting it out until someone else comes along, we get it. just go with it, YOLO

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>>690697151
no wonder most of you are transitioning to women kek. low test faggot kys

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>>690695167
rip relationship, dudes gay.

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>>690696420
Kek'd so hard

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>>690697236
Whatever.... I was just tryin to see some opinions from other guys but whatever.

>>690685497
Dude, I'm old and married and I still jack off. If you can still get it up and have sex, yiu may want to ask her why she doesn't want you to. Otherwise, she's a control freak and it's time to gtfo.

>>690697451
LOL

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>>690697978
Want someone to fuck while he watches?

>>690697978
you already broke up, what do you want me to say

RIP

>>690698267
He is not into that but i actually wanted a 3some (+ 1 girl) but now he doesnt even fuck me so..