bump for portential

>Hello this Junior, Would you like to try our special?

>Is this the krusty krab?

>Okay sir, we called metro and expect someone at your door.

>Will it come with a krabby patty?

>>690659283
>Is this the Krusy Krab
>Yea, bro, wanna krabby patty?
>How much are they?
>Bout like 5 bucks man.
>Nice. Now do you ship anywhere, or is this just a small vicinity type thing?
>Hangs up.

>Is this the krusty krab?
>Manager begins to scream at me
>Says im gonna do serious time

Hello this Junior, Would you like to try our special?

Is this the krusty krab?

When will people understand we're not in a fucking anime

Wtf man i just wanted some krusty krab ?

Fuck you.

>Is this the Krusty Krab?
>silence
>fuck you
>says something about policemen
>hangs up

Can they actually do something about this? In a lawful way?

>DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

>Hi, this is stanely steamers, you are scheduled for a carpet cleaning at 9, this is your 1 hour notice.

>>690660584
no, especially if you use skype

>>690660584
Use a fake phone number like textfree or nextplus. They give you real numbers for free

>We have notified the police about this situation.

>Good, I'll tell them that you're not giving them my krabby patty!.

>STOP FUCKING CALLING

someone please vocaroo

>>690661075
This

>is this the krusty krab
>hangs up

>is this the krusty krab?
>GO FUCK YOURSELF, WE WILL FINE CHARGES FOR HARASSMENT
>so this isnt the krusty krab?

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Last time I prank called I got yelled at by a Canadian state trooper over the phone.

>>690661626
Did he apologize to you for raising his voice afterwards?

>>690661626
"I'm in America, bitch nigga, cross over so I can shit on your badge."

That's how I imagine the conversation went.

Someone should blast the Krust Krab pizza song when they answer

New location Pizza Hut
(307) 886-9224

>>690661988
pls vocaroo

>>690661988
>Is this the krusty krab?
>no, it's not, sorry
>thank you maam, sorry about that.
She was so sweet. Felt so bad about pranking her.
>captcha:pizza

summerfags

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>>690662452
Spotted the summerfag

>>690662452
Wew lad

>>690662446
wtf. where was the prank in that? that was like an honest mistake. fag.

>>690661626
>I got yelled at by a dyke manager at some Tractor Supply for asking to buy the black man who answered for my "little ol' plantation down in Virginia."

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>>690660313

>>690661075
seconded

is this the papa johns ?
fuk u

vocaroo this shit niggers

none of this shit actually happened
>>690660313
especially not this one

>>690663590
"This is a load this is a load this is a load this is a load....."

> Hi welcome to Papa John's how can I help you?
>Hi can I have a double Krabby Patty with extra Barnicles?
> Hangs up

>hey welcome to pizza hut
>is this the krusty krab xD
>no haha wtf???
>im just kidding hahaha!
>damn u got me rofl

seemed like a cool guy :3

>thank you for calling papa johns would you like to try the waddaa wadda
>thisi is papa johns? I thought it was the crusty crab
doesnt say anything just puts it on speaker or something

>>690660066
trip dubs

Do you faggots have literally nothing better to do?

>>690666086
>Implying you do

Ask for the krusty krab pizza special

>>690666086
>Do you faggots have literally nothing better to do?

You're on /b/, stop acting like you have anything better to do. If not, get off /b/ and be productive you degenerate.

>>690665669
he's got the opps there I just called and didn't even say krusty krab I just breathed into the phone heavily and then I heard mumbling about harassment to someone in the background I was clearly on speaker too

>>690666086
nope!

Won't pick up.

>>690665012
Kek

dyke whore says "i see the different area codes and i'm calling the local police". i ask if its the krusty krab and i hear the phone slam and then hang up. i have called back 7 more times and have not gotten answer since then.

(647)-701-4383
This is the phone number of Mutahar from SOG
what do

>>690659283
Somebody do this;
>Call papa johns
>"Hello, what are your daily specials?"
>"Blah blah blah"
>"Oh, I apologize I didn't get that could you say it again?"
>"Blah blah blah"
>Order a ton of shit
>Not weird shit in case he's suspecting something
>"Alright can you read me off my order?"
>"Blah blah blah"
>"Okay, that seems right, and just making sure this is the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom, correct?"

Post results.

I would do it myself but I lost my phone.

dont fuck with papa johns man they make great pizza
call a pizza hut like someone suggested

Just called I could hear dyke in background telling him "they're just wasting your time hang up" so I gave a whole story about how rude they were and bad customer service ordered 3 cheese burger pizzas for pick up. Then as he tells me they'll be ready in 15 -30 minutes I asked " where exactly is bikini bottom?" Dude chuckled , dyke yelled at him hangs up

why dont we pick a location that deserves to get fucked with? maybe in alabama?

>>690669409
YESSS

call a fag bar/club and ask for Omar

>>690670051
kek

>>690668455

This.

>this is jr what can i get for you?
>Hey someone posted this number on 4chan.org and you'll probably get more prank calls all night
>Just a heads up, they do this for the lols i'm not sure how you want to handle this
>Oh, Ok thank you. Nice to see someone doesn't want a fucking krabby patty

Btw call 3097346701 its a mcdicks and they fucking deserve it

>>690659283
someone post audio of the conversation.

>>690664790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TeKj7Y6xG2

Maybe a Trump location or a feminist center???

>>690670348
wtf is this audio
>cyber skin renew

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>>690670281
uh fuck you dude

>>690661075
Thirded

>>690662416
>>We have notified the police about this situation.
>>Good, I'll tell them that you're not giving them my krabby patty!.
>>STOP FUCKING CALLING
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0znWFCV26KN

>>690670849

Coming from someone that posted a lele rage face
Fuck you more.

>>690670731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5crgVXB6BIw

this shit has 40mil views. kek

>>690670281
Kill yourself

>>690670348
I fapped

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they just hung up

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>>690671508
I will only if you promise me you will do it first.

>>690670559
> Y A L E

So who we calling?

>>690672109
We've got to hit a McShits. In Alabama. Someone pick.

>>690672313
3097346701

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Vocaroo this time pls

You guys are fucking losers.

Are you in VA cuz that's one away from my area code

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thats implying any of you got the balls to make a call

>>690672313
Del Taco in California

(760) 241-6445

>>690672507
Are you the Papa John's dyke?

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Just a suggestion

>>690670559
Fuck off. Let's do a shillary location.

Wish I had a phone charger, i'd be blowing these numbers up

>>690673003
I wish find my iphone was able to track it inside your house.

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>>690672955
DNC
N
C

>>690672690
>(760) 241-6445
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1112699670

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>>690673101
Kill yourself nigger

>>690659283
>Papa Johns Mike speaking how can I I take your order..
>Uhm hello ...uhm hello
>Yes sir how can I take your order
>Uhm Squidward it's Patrick
>Sir very funny ...click...click...click

They answered but didn't talk. Guess they're getting burnt out

>welcome to pizza hut
>is this the crusty crab
>no this is not the krusty krab and we do not serve krabby patties so you should probably stop calling beCAUSE THIS IS NOT THE BIKINI BOTTOM
then she hung up

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>702
Vegas Baby!

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>>690671108

>>690662452
Only a summerfag calls people "summerfag," fag.

>>690673217
Lol
That faggot kids name is Daniel. He plays MagicTG with his autistic friends during lunch breaks

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>>690673347
>Papa John's may I help you?

>yes can I make an order for a Krabby Patty

>we don't sell that sir

>well I want one fuck man. Now go cook me one you nigger!

phone call end

This was a good day =)

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>call
>"Hello is this the Krusty Krab??"
>FUCK OFF FAGGOT"
>*phone slams*

mfw

they picked up and hung up kek

Keep calling!!!

yeah they started doing that. Im gonna call corporate and complain about the shitty service... I'll post the number too!

(502) 261-7272 is their main corporate number it seems.

A few local Papa's to keep you entertained as well

(919) 402-9900

(919) 484-7766

Have fun /b/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16pNTUhvu96

20 minutes and 50 call attempts later....

what are some good internet phone programs i get get

>>690672690
Sooooo the Sheriffs department answered. Wtf did you guys do?

Picked up and hung up. Faggots

>>690676257
yea they are doing that now. they are pissed

>>690675803
LOL

>>690675803
Shit dude you really lead that on hahaha.
He was so pissed

Pizza hut in abaline (325) 692-9328

>>690675803
forty keks!!!

Does anyone know any suicide hotlines we can do this too

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>>690675803
fucking lmao.
>took u 4 minutes to get to the krabby patties.
>dat long silence
>can hear the phone ringing off the hook from other anons
>"why are you doing thiss??"

(330) 792-1111
I fucking hate Pizza Hut.

>>690677067
Results too. I wanna see these cucks get fucked

>>690675803
fucking saved holy shit

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>>690675803
10/10
made me kek hard

>>690665653
Summer keeps getting faggy

>>690670281
>white knights for Papa Johns
>Throws another restaurant under the /b/us

>>690665653
wtf is this gay bullshit

>Hello thank you for calling Papa John's how may I help you?
>yes hi is this the Krusty Krab?
Aggravated tone: >no it is not. This is the Papa John's in Las Vegas how may I help you?
>I just want two krabby patties please
>hangs up

>>690668455
Bump

>>690677067
>(330) 792-1111
Hi is this the Krusty Crab?

No but your mom works here wanna talk to her instead?

Yes Please!

[they hang up]

<call to pizza
<ask for squidman
<say it be from the krab
<are it be the krab?
<when they say
<they say loud
<this be not krab

>>690678139
holy fuck i kek'd hard

Fuck, the other one might be closed
>>690677938
Bullshit btws, check'd, it's closed

(330) 792-1002 Try this one for sure

>>690678248
worked fine for me. no bs

Let's leave those guys alone (they've had enough) and fuck with the Alabama pizza hut. We all gotta agree on it otherwise they won't really be bothered.

>>690678248
>Be Ohio Fag
>See results from Las Vegas
>Time difference doesn't click
>Be this newfaggy

>Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you?
>Are you sure it's not the Krusty Krab?
>(frustrated) Yes I'm sure, what would you like?
>Do you guys sell burgers?
>No, we sell pizza, what would you like?
>Y-you too... *hang up*

>>690678375
I'm surprised, they should've closed at 11 or something

>>690675803
I thought you were gonna order for real

>>690678565
so did he

>>690675803
top kek

saved!

Why not some trashy Walmart? Ask if they have microwaves big enough to cook our neighbors' cats.

>>690677067
Ayo I'm from Canton

>>690665653
Cancer

>>690675399
>919
are you a fellow ncfag

Finally got through some pissed off dyke answered fuck papa johns

>>690678726
>>690678726
>>690678726
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>690678750
Hey /b/ro, about how far away are you from Youngstown?

>>690678726
Yo I gotchu. Probably going to get fucked by giving out so many local stores but whatever

>>690678965
About 1 hour

>>690676747
kind of pointless really. those people are used to hearing the most fucked up shit ever. wouldn't even faze them.

>>690678248
>(330) 792-1002
Hi is this the krusty crab?

no it is not [in joking]

dammit not again...sorry
[hang up]

Located in: Southland Crossings
Address: 1300 Doral Dr, Poland, OH 44514
Phone:(330) 758-0011
Hours: Open today · Open 24 hours
Departments: Walmart Pharmacy, Walmart Photo Center, Walmart Vision Center

>Hi this is Papa John's
>Can I have a large Krabby Patty
>Fuck off

>>690679111
wanna meet up and smoke/fight/fuck?

checked trips btw

>>690678726
i like where you're going with this but i feel it lacks grandeur. we want to make them talk about this night for weeks

which one are we calling next niggers??

>>690679298
Not me bro, don't listen to this fag. I forgot how far away Canton is

>>690678829

Yeah fam

>>690679167
Yeah but imagine the people actually wanting to call cause they want to commit suicide and don't get to talk, kaboom.

>Hi thank you for calling Papa John's the worlds best pizza how may i help you?
>Hey do yall deliver
>Yeah whats your address
>124 Conch Street under the Sea
she must have seen my area code
>sorry you have to call a location in your area have a good night

sounded like some old white bitch

>>690679469
Victory for 4chan

>>690659283
>live attacks using 4chan is prohobited and moderators that did not do anything were fired for it
>two cases moderators had to stand trial to mention why they did not stop these illegal actions

mods, don't get fired over this because I know some of you are new here

>>690678248
>Hi is this the krusty krab
>yes it is what would you like
>3 krabby patties please
>sure what's your address
>I live in a pineapple under the sea
>alright we'll have your order ready in 20 minutes

>>690679298
I would be so down for that but I have parkinsons so I' can't even drive a car anymore

>>690679630
Indeed, so let's do it?

>>690679469
hell a part of them come from 4chan so win win?

>>690679782
Kek.

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>>690679678

>>690679782
how can you type

>is this-
>no this is not the krusty krab please stop calling this damn line
>papa johns, jesus dude whats your problem
>oh sorry sir, what would you like
>ill take a krabby patty with extra cheese

>>690680003
I am in the 3-4th stage so I can move my thumbs and arms and shit still I can still walk with a cane

>>690679889
Biggest win in my book and there chamber

>>690661988
>How late do y'all deliver?
>We don't deliver, sorry. (First off, they don't fucking deliver? WTF)
>I thought the Krusty Krab delivered.
>Oh you're so funny dude what an asshole -hangs up-

Are we still doing this?

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>>690680003

>>690680298
We probably should slow down with it. I've given out too many local places already

>>690659283
>is this the Krusty krab
>no sure this is Papa John's
>oh I thought this was the Krusty Krab

>>690671360
I hate her voice. Fuck.

Doesn't accept blocked calls, any other number?

>>690680560
Yeah hit me up 691-567-890

http://imgur.com/gallery/w4HIC

>>690659283
>papa johns will this be for pickup or delivery
>is this the krusty krab
>no it's papa johns will this be for pickup or delivery
>oh alright then.
>hang up

Called twice
Lady said there is a "scam" going on
Almost lost my shit.
All I could hear in the back was the phone going off. New York anon here. Lmao

time for bed kiddos

>is this the krusty krab
>yes it is buddy
>so do you guys deliver via rocks?
>no we dont fucking deliver via rock stop fucking calling us

>>690680057
fake and gay.

THEY PUT ME ON HOLD

>>690675803
>saying your phone number out loud

>hola yo soy pick up del taco
>what can i get you
>nigger
>5 minutes back of restaurant
>okay

i go and pick up my own nigger

today was a good day

>>690678139
> <

LMAO http://vocaroo.com/i/s02umv8H4iSR
I SCHOOLED THE PISSED OFF DYKE, with an online prank caller. FUCK papajohns NV

>>690678495
Kek

Should we just do this in time? We can do other things.
>Someone should record and post the mp3 >somewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSQbn7_sP0

>>690681961
kys

>>690680965
Its a suggestion not a story fag.

>>690665653

faggot

>>690682014
fake and gay.

>calls papá Johns
>"is this the krusty krab?"
>no this is patrick

>Thank you for calling this is jason (Forgot the name)
>Is this pizza hut?
>Yes it is sir
>Are you sure this isn't the Krusty Krab?
>No this is Patrick
Best one so far

>>690671108
faggot that wasn't them

>>690681289
Not really worth pausing my Volbeat for

>>690670051
this

>>690679678
Fired from a job that doesnt pay and makes everyone hate you for ruining their fun? OH GOD PLS NO!!!

GET IN HERE BROS
>>690681863

>>690681289
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02umv8H4iSR
Is that... A Bernie Sanders impression? Remarkably well done.

>>690681289
oh its fucking pre-recorded eat a dick

>>690670348
actually dead right now

>>690659283
>hello is this papa johns
>yes it is
>do you guys deliver at night?
>yes we do
>do you also deliver on rock?
>on rock? yes we do
>then can i order a krabby patty
>silence
>i got to ask how long has this been going on
>she hangs up

>>690674030
Fuck Man

>>690682884
Hey your asses in here

>>690683632
fake and gay..

they always answer with "papa johns will this be for pickup or delivery"

>>690682884
fuck your weeb thread you fucking cuckaloid

>hola yo soy pick up del taco
>what can i get you
>nigger
>5 minutes back of restaurant
>okay

i go and pick up my own nigger

today was a good day

>>690683740
decided to leave that out as you said yourself everyone starts it with "papa johns will this be for pickup or delivery" no point faggot

>hola yo soy pick up del taco
>what can i get you
>nigger
>5 minutes back of restaurant
>okay
i go and pick up my own nigger

today was a good day

>hola yo soy pick up del taco
>what can i get you
>nigger
>5 minutes back of restaurant
>okay
i go and pick up my own nigger
today was a good day

>>690683906
fake and gay once again.

>taco soy pickup del hola
>can i get you what
>iggner
>ackb 5 uminets of resaurtant
>kayo
and go i up my pick own iggner
good today was day

>>690683959
>>690684046
same fag, also fake and gay.

>is this the Kristy krab?
>No this is patrick

>>690684290
you're good

>>690681289
>Prankdial
Faggot

>calls
>says the same shit "this is papa John's world's best Pizza bla bla."
>plays Krusty Krab Pizza song from computer
>hangs up immediately

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>>690684290
you're good>>690684655
>>690684290

>thanks for calling papa john's pizza how can i help you
>hang up because i have autism

>Call papa johns
>Have them deliever 3 medium pizzas to an ihop 2 doors down
>Guy asks for number
>Give him number of another papa johns

Did this with 3 other papa johns places in vegas. Got em all calling each other. Original guy called me pissed as hell.