Reek!

phone number?
show us your driver's license with a time stamp

>>690648057
my numbers in the picture faglord. im not giving you a time stamp so you can jack off to me

>>690647769
gosh you're hot, fuck me daddy pls

>>690648459
If you're a chick and not fat call me otherwise fuck off faggot.

wat a waste of a cool name

>>690648576
what* you spergin virgin spaghettilord

>>690648567
i can dress up as a chick if you want

>>690648750
send me a dick pick if it's bigger than mine no deal.

>>690647769
can your head deflect a hammer, a brick, or a bat? No? then fuck off, cunter

>>690648839
no but my bernie mack eyeballs can steal your soul shit lord

puncture my boypussy daddyyyy <3<3<3<3

>>690648801
how big is yours?

>>690647769
ah chiquinho, tas sangadito otra vez? afdere pute!

>>690649049
send dick pic if it's bigger than mine no deal. Unless you are a gril then maybe ill give you a pity fuck.

>>690649049
Fuck off, he's mine

>>690649110
fuck off paco you have to go.

>>690648902
like the man said, cunter shut you cocksling

>>690649183
LOL!! how quick ameritrap.

>>690649209
how about you say that to my fucking ear faggot, call me or stfu.

>>690647769
Legally supposed to warn you, I'm a black belt in Karate. Other than that I gleefully accept your challenge.

>>690649367
better than a paco-taco

Theon greyjoys downs cousin

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>>690647769
Fist me daddy

girls must love it when you eye rape them on the subway

>>690649661
First off i have autisim not downs, you spergin you cruisin for a bruisin

>>690647769
I dont trust that thats your number redneck

>>690649750
fuck off faggot
>>690649771
no faggot they usually say that they wish they had my eyes, faglordasrex

>>690649866
how about you trust i can show my fist in your ass faglord

>>690647769
Nice neckbeard fag, can you even dunk a regulation hoop bruh?

>>690649897

yea dem some hot frog eyes bro

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>>690647769
Oh, just like Hunter from the Maverickmen, you're not as hot tho.

>>690650112
how about you call me and say that to my face, but you wont cause yall a bunch of beta fags
>>690650167
bitches love my eyes
>>690650224
im at least 3x as hot, and get as least 0x as much pussy

What the fuck did you just say to me?!... (etc...)

please fuck my boi pucci daddy

>>690649642
but don't u find mexican girls hot?

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>>690647769
shit copypasta. didn't even go for the long ramblings.

>>690650389
Why would I wanna call a neckbeard cupping his moobs over the phone moaning at me?

>>690650521
no only white women are hot the rest can die in a fire

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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I could fist you OP... if you really wanted me to

>>690650729
ur a poopoo

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>>690650011
FISTING YAY...

>>690650555
Trips destroying OP, check'em

>>690650729
i killed john and fucked his bitch
>>690650555
the only copy pasta here is my dick in your moms mouth

>>690650729
that's "homemade nekid drawn japanese people wearing diapers" GET IT RIGHT PERVERT!

>>690647769
Can you please fix the punctuation with this copy pasta? It's really triggering my autism.

>>690650415
I SAW HIM FIRST FAGGOT, FUCK OFF

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>>690650756
don't fucking save my picture asshole

>>690648727
>what* you spergin virgin spaghettilord
>spergin
>spaghettilord

double kek

>>690650662
there are white mexicans, however. some even blondish. and they don't get instantly all red and sweaty in the sun.. sweating and smelling like pigs.

>>690651345
not white one drop law nigger

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>>690650938
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>690651565
i will fuck your mother

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Hunter circa 2004

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>>690651723
DONT FUCKING POST THAT PICTURE OF ME HOLY SHIT

>>690651750
DONT FUCKING EDIT MY PICTURE YOU SHITLORD

Oh Hunter, welcome to hell.

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>>690652055
do not fucking post my picture on this place you faglord call me or fight me or stfu you spergin virgin spaghettilord

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>>690651995

>>690651481
not really but almost. but isn't the us a mix of deported euro rejects, chinolas, the occasional indian and loads of niggers? look at the dude that started the thread.. now what, purity? heh

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>>690652316
not fucking funny i will fuck your mother

>>690652380
i started the thread and im aa pure sexy fucking wasp you nigger

>>690652537
ah, then why did you put the pic of a mongoloid posing as u? also, i'm not a nigger.

>>690652772
im not a fucking mongoloid im a fucking pure white supreme race being faggot, my pictures prove it.

>>690652904
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP POSTING BAD PICTURES OF ME

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>>690652434
You seem like a nice guy. You really do. My mother would probably find you quite a character.

Just know that we are all really big fans of you on here, and with the right amount of determination, you can shoot for the stars.

stfu nigger cuck

>>690650112
Nigger im only 5'5 so no i can't asshole

>>690653293
STOP EDITING MY PICTURES I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU!

>>690652904
a white mong. meh.

>>690653432
We are all rooting for you, hun.

>>690653566
i will stick the root of my cock in your ass faggot. Do not fucking post my pictures here im not a meme im a human fucking being unlike stupid niggers

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this is hunters fleshlight collection

>>690653665
Did you see that? Look at you! Already only 1 off from trips! I told you, you can do anything!

>>690653700
DO NOT FUCKING POST THAT, I THREW THOSE AWAY AT A FUCKING FAGGOTS HOUSE WHO FUCKS BLACK MEN WHO THINK THEY ARE WOMEN FOR A REASON

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this is hunters dad "guppyman"

>>690653787
I knew you were all fucking pussies not a single text or call, LOL fucking faggots afraid of me.
>>690653935
thats not my dad he is dead

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>>690647769
if arya stark and theon gayboy had a down syndrome baby hahahahahahahahaha

>>690654291
I will have you know i take that as a compliment as GoT is my favorite show.

>>690654031
I just figured I knew how the call would go down.

>"Hey OP, can you beat me in a fight?"
>"Why yes, Anon. I could."
>"Cool. Bye."

I have limited data.
However, I could leave the number on a bathroom stall. I agree it sucks when no one calls.

>>690647769
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>>690652434
>>690652904

you look like your on crack 24/7

>>690654569
inb4 you're*

>>690654519
What a poor faggot, can't even afford a call lol shitlord
>>690654569
because i need to be on crack 24/7 to fuck your mother 24/7

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>>690654500
Well then live and let live. Happy days

>>690654519
Do not fucking post my number, only i am allowed to do that it's the law faggot.

>>690654808
i will let you live under my fucking size 8 boot you faggot.

>>690647769
Posted your number in male-to-male encounters on craigslist. Don't fuck with /b/.

>>690654903
I'll be ok with a boot that small

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>>690654830
Don't worry bro. I'm a cop.

Here's my picture.
You can call my number, if you want.

>>690655064
I doubt it, and /b/ is for fucking retards yall can't do shit.

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>>690655064
Edge lord detected

lmfao fucking internet tough guys think they can intimidate The Hunter

>>690655064
Link or lies you fucking sperglord.

>>690655162
Impersonating a cop is against the law faggot, good try tho, niggers have to pretend to be their gods sometimes i guess.

You guys know this isn't him, right?
As fun as it is, trolling trolls is kinda just wasting time.
No intelligent person would post a picture of themselves on here, nor would they post their number.

Yeah I highly doubt one of you fucking anime fapping shitcunts has anywhere near the drive to actually post something to craigslist or anywhere other than this fag infested cesspool

>>690655752
You wanna bet?
Call me. My number's 911. You think you aren't gonna be talking to a cop if you dial my number? Think again, hun.

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>>690655816
you think this ins't me faggot? here is what a real man looks like im so fucking confident in my looks i will post my picture here fuck off lying faglord

I just called 911 and informed them that an individual on the board Random or "/B/" is impersonating a law enforcement officer. They requested the thread URL, and I provided it. Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do, whatchu gonna do when they cum 4 u?

>>690656170
Holy shit, how did you get a t-shirt of my face? Get rid of that now, faggot! It's against the law. Only I can wear a shirt of my face!

>>690655957
You are fucking reatrded, cop's don't answer 911 operators do bet you live in fucking brazil or something thinking about that

>>690656467
Um you are the retard I said nothing about a cop answering the call

>>690648203
Faaaaake

>>690656741
call me and find out, it's me, i promise you

you look like a 'Luke'.

>>690657285
actually im a collin so fuck off