>>690635068
These are pretty hard to make though. You need to blow really hard. I dont know if everyone is skilled enough

>>690635749
Anyone can do it! Like the directions said: it's better if you're dizzy.

>>690635749
i didn't blow too hard, just really fast and it worked. it did take a little longer than i thought but it was worth it i guess.

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>>690635068
Great experiment!
Did it with my son last summer!

>>690635068
My friend Filip didn't believe this, but then we did it together, and he was absolutely fascinated.

>>690636063
I was thinking of doing this into my classroom. Are you sure it's safe?

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i will just leave this here. Funniest thing to do ever

Its totally safe. i did it with some friends last weekend

>>690636975
Great! I'm sure my 3rd graders will love this! This is why I love 4chan. Never find stuff like this on Reddit.

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>>690635068
Don't fall for it kids.

Pic explains it all.

>>690635068
DO NOT DO THIS, THIS CREATES A POISON GAS THAT CAN KILL YOU

THIS WILL KILL YOU DO NOT DO THIS

DO NOT DO THIS THIS IS A TRICK THAT CREATES A POISONOUS GAS

http://chemistry.about.com/od/toxicchemicals/a/Mixing-Bleach-And-Ammonia.htm

>>690636411
It sure is! I've done a lab at my kid's school. Perfectly safe.

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so many white knights geeeez

Is it good if you mix it up and put in your bum tho?

>>690637628
He's a jealous dude who couldn't get it to work. Trust me, it does.

>>690638836
nope the crystals wil rek ur anus

>>690638937
But if i didnt need to poo for a few days?

>>690638307
>>690638340
>>690638413

1) Learn how to put it all in one post.
2) Sorry, but it doesn't. It makes crystals. Read the post.
>misguided summerfag whiteknight is a misguided summerfag whiteknight

>>690638872
Liar liar liar liar liar

>>690639046
Will still rek ur anus

>>690638937
Also whats the best solution to give myself an enema?

>>690639107
He isn't lying, actually. Most people here will agree, it works 100%.

>>690639240
Probably water and dry ice. Make sure to seal your ass first though, it won't clean properly if you don't.

>>690639372
And chlorine?
For the toxins

>>690639439
>moot being a faggot

>>690639258
You fucking piece of crap. Summerfags can be annoying, but you don't have to kill them.

>>690639240
diet coke and mentos, if you want to enjoy the experience.

>>690639497
Chlorine may help, but I would water it down a bit first.

>>690639521
>>690639439
Moot trolling.

>>690639654
That too.

>>690639628
Also do you know if my clit hole itches
Should i just lob my dick off??

>>690636864
What does this actually do?

>>690639240
Concrete
And record on camera and post it online

Inb4 delete system32

>>690640058
Nope! No need to lob it off, just pour some regular chlorine down it.

>>690635068
You know this is really bad! I heard some youtuber telling me all about those cracker damn gasses you white niggas be pissing out
Crazy ass stupid ass motherfuckers

>>690640293
>not greentexting an inb4

>>690636411
Dude, it's a great trick, in a class would be best.

>>690640193
It creates a steam cloud. Try it!

>>690635068
don't do it summer fags.. it makes nerve gas.

>>690640501
Refer to
>>690639090

>>690640390
stop bothering OP he dindu nuffin

>>690637628
This low quality bait though.

>>690637628
you blew it idiot

>>690640369
The fuck you talking chlorine down some niggas dickhole
The hell outta here with your hibbity bobbity mumbo number 5

>>690637628
>>690638307
>>690638340
>>690638413
>>690638569

Faggots. Die pls.

33 42677362
Call and ask for battletoads. Totlee fun and legit :)

>>690640824
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.

>>690640970
Fuck your gay escort services shiit

>>690640932
You are the one who is trying to poison people.

>>690641087

Jet-Fuel kann nicht Stahlträger schmelzen

>>690640792
Well he didn't blow hard enough to make the crystals.

>>690640970
As a rare game collector, believe me, this is honestly one of the best places to look. They scout almost EXCLUSIVELY for Battletoads, and they even have a few copies of the Golden Edition.

M8

>>690641092
Kek m8 I'm just helping newfags.

>>690641218
Nah, we aren't. You're the one trying to not let people have any fun by making these crystals. Jesus Christ.

>>690640193
The spoon will explode bruh

>>690641422
Fuck i h8 women
M8

>>690640193
Water heats up so fast that it "explodes", similar result when you pour water into your overheating car.

>>690641218
I am definitely not the one who posted that you dumb nigger moral fag

>>690641218
Holy shit, the bait. Just stop and let the newfriends have some fun.

>>690641581
Clearly, you know nothing about chemistry.

>>690641493
Liar liar pants on fire.

Remember anons. Mixing ammonia and bleach creates chloramine gas, not crystals.

>>690641671
The side effect is it makes some very interesting cloud formations. I would highly recommend doing this, it is completely harmless.

>>690641729
I personally hate the fucking heck outta niggafaggots

>>690641880
Clearly you didn't blow hard enough, and are just jealous.

>>690641880
>liar liar pants on fire
underage b&

>>690641733
Wow, I had no idea ending up in the hospital from chloramine poisoning was a fun experience to anyone. Oh wait, no it isn't.

>>690642143
Underage band?

>>690635068
Thats even cooler when you do it with your friends and family !

>>690641639
Shes a fatty too. Double delicious whammy :0)

>>690635068

>The pink and purple some from...

>>690642276
>being this new

>>690642239
m8

>>690641920
http://www.geekinsider.com/toxic-homemade-crystal-recipe-sweeps-internet-geek-insider-fyi/

>>690642239
2/10 bait for making me reply.

>>690642589
Kek gotchya i was the m8
He was the noob


Hahaha we laugh we joke poison gas n shit

>>690637628
fake

>>690642858
Dub fake

>>690642593
???
We are talking about the spoon thing.
Why are you talking about toxic gas?
Besides, "geekinsider" doesn't know shit. I have a PhD in biochemistry, believe me, it's harmless.

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>>690643000
Last summer me and my bf tried this

I tried this, it took me a few times to do it properly. You have to blow REALLY hard, or else it will stay liquid. Once it works though, it's really cool looking. I still have it on my desk! If my camera weren't broken I'd show a pic of it on here!

>>690643000
The spoon thing is dangerous too.

>>690635068
>Ammonia
>Bleach
>Literally Hitler

>>690637628
That's obviously fake

>>690643457
>Such a Samantha thing to say

>>690643437
Not really, just evaporation.

This whole time theres been like 3 people talking shit
That means right now theres 26 lil nuggets getting high as a motherfucker

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>>690636864

>>690636864
Kids literally went blind from the spoon exploding and getting shrapnel in their eyes.
For a fun time, shit into a glass jar and leave it in the sun for a couple days. Once it has alot of fumes, huff it. If jenkem is good enough for Zimbabwe, it's good enough for you.

>>690644228
Mmmmm words of wisdom
Imma holla atcha

>>690637628
>>690638307
>>690638340
>>690638413
Always here to spoil the fun. An hero.

>>690639439
I'm sure he's pretending. Moot is the original summerfag i bet.

>>690639530
Why not may i ask ?

>>690644824
>>690644562
>>690644228
>>690644069
>>690644039
>>690643619
>>690643437
>>690643608
>>690643000
>>690642589
>>690641880
>>690641354
>>690640932
>>690640390
What the hell did you just fucking say about me, you little congroo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Hacking 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SERN, and I have over 300 confirmed exploits. I am trained in gorilla coding and I’m the top scientist in the entire Future Gadget Laboratory. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Akihabara, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Steins Gate? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across several timelines and your divergence value is being traced right now so you better prepare for the time traveller, maggot. The time traveller that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gel banana. Not only am I extensively trained in time travel, but I have access to the my entire arsenal as a mad scientist and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face ofJapan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held to your fucking D-mail. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. This is the choice of Steins Gate, kiddo.

>>690645160
Bad copypasta. Not as funny as the original one. Try again.

>>690638794
DON'T DO IT.

If you fags want actual crystals look up borax crystals, you can make it with some shit you have lying around the house

See, whiteknight faggots like this are why /b/ and 4chan as a whole are going to shit. Half the people on this thread should probably do the experiment OP suggested, and the other half should probably find a new place, other than /b/. It's just not the same anymore.

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>>690646665
I'm just trying to prevent people from killing themselves because they didn't know not to mix ammonia and bleach.

If you guys want to trick newfags, try not to make it the most obvious fucking thing.

>>690646665
"Whahhh people aren't ok with causing innocent people to poison themselves for my keks. Not fair. Fuck /b/ its not the same."

>>690647341
>>690647976
And you're a faggot who should kill yourself anyway, because anyone who is stupid enough to trust instructions on /b/ should probably go for the benefit of the species on the whole.

>>690647976
Well said, anon.

post pictures of results!

>>690648337
Most important lesson!