>>690633239
dunno death by cop? if you're in the usa just charge a cop with a knife in your hand

http://www.doujin-moe.us/dwvg7ug3

also link for pic

>>690633594

unfortunately not in america

>>690633845
well you'll get shot in most countries and you'll go with a bang just saying , also don't throw yourself in front of a train, the guy driving will be destroyed and the cop won't care that much

>>690633845
and don't forget the 3 day rule , i'm not gonna stop you just want you to think this through anon

>>690634345

Already done

The easiest way (and possibly the less painful) is to wait for about 80 years and you eventually will die

But seriously though, why would you kill yourself ? It's murdering someone your relatives like

Don't do it

Hanging. If you tie the noose properly, and have the knot to the side of your head, it will snap your neck, rather than strangle you.

>>690633239
Suffocation is not the point in hanging yourself
Jesus how stupid you are?

>>690634811

wasn't hanging

Think about your family, your friends ...
Op I don't know you, but do you really want to make them suffer by dying ?

>>690635049

I doesn't matter at this point

>>690635208
Why wouldn't it matter ? Why wouldn't it be important ?

>>690634653
well consider your family and honestly just google it you'll find some sites

here you go check this for some options
http://frater.com/suicidelist.html

>>690635359

Dead

>>690635498
Don't you have anybody that cares about you ?
Even a person you just met ?

>>690635628

Nah

>>690635835
And don't you want to find people that will care ? I don't know how old you are, but assuming you still have a long time to live, you will eventually find someone ! Why would you abandon just now ?

>>690633239
date me

How about an overdose on some pills? I mean, it's super girly, ie. you can intentionally fuck it up for attention points, but properly done it can work.

>>690636021

Man thats not it

Take a container of bleach and another of ammonia. Go to a small room with a door(s), close the door(s) and Windows and use towels or something to seal the crack under the door and anything else. Combine the two substances (all of it, not half from each container or something) and wait.

I don't have much experience in suicide methods so I apologize if this is more painful/takes longer than I think it does.

>>690636061

Whats in you pants?

>>690636143
Then what is it ? Tell me

spend five minutes on /r9k/ and cringe to death.

>>690636209

Cant I just piss in bleach?

>>690636249

Just cant be bothered

>>690636305
omg that would be hilarious do it OP

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>>690636222
my legs

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Helium tank, tubing, gas mask. Breathe out completely, attach helium tank, turn on low setting. Start breathing in. You will pass out quickly and die painlessly!

>>690636709

Hot hmu

>>690633660
thank you anon, u da mvp

>>690636363
Well let me tell you op, I always have suicidal thoughts, because my lie is crap, i'm lonely etc.
But guess what ? When I wait, three days, two weeks, I always get to the point where I don't want to die anymore
You may want to kill yoursel now, but if you wait just for a week, you may find yourself a new reason to live
And i'm saying that knowing what i'm talking about cause that happened to me to

>>690636800

where would it get it?

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>>690636222
Check'd

>>690636915

Its not because I have nothing to live for I just cant be bothered with life

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>>690636953

>>690636800
How in the world would that be painless ?! One would eventually suffocate doing that, and air privation can be extremely painful

>>690636305
only old piss has ammonia in it
it would produce chloramine, wich isn't nearly as dangerous

>>690636305
That may work but you may have to save up a sizable quantity of urine.

Though there is some ammonia in urine, you'd obviously need to use more of it than if it was just ammonia

>>690636866
kik ?

>>690637351

>>690637290

Bottles of piss?

>>690637500

skype?

>>690637279
It blacks you out. You feel euphoria as you slip into unconsciousness

>>690637643
boipucci?

>>690637740

Sadly no ):

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If you can get your hands on a shotgun, that is the most effective. Lostallhope(dot)com

>>690637942

not in UK

>>690633239
Jump from a high building

>>690637667
I don't know how it would even be possible not to suffer air privation. Doesn't the body notice that there is no more oxygen in the blood cells ?

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>>690637857
age?

>>690638250

2 young?

>>690637222
Do you believe in god ?

>>690633239
Jump from a bridge down on train tracks just before train arrives.

>>690638629

eh not really

>>690638815
Neither do I
And to be honest I am frankly scared by the idea there is nothing after death
Maybe that's what I am the most afraid of about death

>>690639006
It is absurd to fear nothingness. There is quite literally nothing to be afraid of.

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>>690638411
good... just how i like it

>>690639209
That's true
But that's so hard to even imagine, i guess that's what I find scary about it

>>690639209

Yes

>>690639234

Ayy

>>690637505
Precisely.

However, after some quick research I've discovered that there are at least two ways ammonia and bleach can react.
1. The toxic vapor result I would hope for.
2. The two produce some sort of liquid that explodes easily.
Proceed at your own risk, but perhaps it would be better to seek other methods, considering the explosive possibility (which probably isn't very painless at all.)

If you can find a way to tighten something around your neck so that it blocks your two main carotid arteries without requiring your own effort (ex. Having to pull something to keep it tight) your vision will gray, you will feel a sort of numbing throughout your body, and you will pass out within 8-15 seconds, dying shortly afterward.

Be warned, if done improperly this could instead lead to living with brain damage.

>>690638099
You don't notice a lack of oxigen.
You only notice if there is too much carbon dioxide in your blood.
Also, OP don't do it, faggot.

>>690638099
The lungs are really good at detecting carbon dioxide (which would indicate suffocation), but not so good at anything else.
Think of all those people who die from carbon monoxide.

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>>690633239
>it takes longer to die of suffocation then I thought,
>takes longer to die of suffocation then I thought,
>longer to die of suffocation then I thought,
>longer to die of suffocation then
>longer to die then
>longer then
>longer then
>longer then
>then
>then
>then

>>690640035
>>690640057
Okay then, well thank you for teaching me something

But Op, don't do it

>>690640194

Kk

>>690640194
Quit dicking around.

Suggesting suicide methods is serious business.