bumpity boopy

>>690623210
Get posting you dumb fucking newfag. If you're goanna make a rekt thread, bump by posting more to get a thread going.
>inb4 summerfag

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>>690624080
when you're that mad

>>690623210
OP get posting. This is how most threads fail cuz the OP is a lazzy neckbeard and doesn't want to contribute to the thread.

>>690623210
Was he kill?

>>690624888
Nooo, he's fine.

>>690624888
nah he good and alive today

>>690624888
>>690624999
Consecutive trips!

>>690625049
>>690624888
But they say he suffers from eternal bleeding.

>>690624888
Obviously okay. The zebra hospital fixed him right up.

>>690625296
Damn...he ran right into that dishwasher.

>>690623210
Did he start tying to eat his own guts? What an idiot!

>>690625531
It's treatment for his eternal bleeding.

>>690625360
story anyone?

>>690625531
No. Have you never seen a nature documentary? Animals will immediately lick at wounds. That was just the zebra version of not knowing what to do when your guts are hanging out. If he had hands he would've been grabbing at the guts. Learn critical thinking.

>>690625531
animals usually lick their wounds since they dont know what else to do...

>>690625274
Someone forgot to turn off the strawberry syrup fountain lol.

>>690625426
lol tried to slide down the dam to get down faster. What an idiot

>>690625531

I'm sure you'd have a much better reaction if your internal organs fell out of your torso

>>690625771
>>690625742
Lick their wounds? With his fucking guts hanging out? He should have seeked medical attention or tried to patch up the wound. What a fucking idiot zebra. Hope he did die and got ate.

>>690624888
No, he lost most of his digestive system and 2 gallons of blood, but he got better.

>>690626069
100% old lady's fault

>>690623210
What's wrong with you people? You need to see people and animals getting slaughtered every day in order to carry on with your pathetic fucked up lives?

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>>690626106

>>690624318
But he's right, you fag OP.

>>690626250
Yes, pretty soon I will be moving on to doing it myself.

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>>690626106
>a zebra
>seeking medical attention


>patching up wounds
>with hooves

You're a literal retard and I'm laughing out loud at this.

>>690626106
Weak bait and also an idiot

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>>690626253
assassins creed Africa

>>690623210
fuckin what a way to go
>never give up
>we can all make it

>>690626253
some assassin's creed shit right there

>>690626209
Nope, according to driving rules pedestrians ALWAYS have right of way and you must stop for them, not try to drive around but STOP and let them pass.

dipshit faggot

>>690625274
can some medifag explain to my dumb ass why there is so much blood from getting a rock to the head?

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>>690626452
'Murrica

What a fucked up place that is. The worst nation on earth.

>>690626069
>filename
Ayyyy. I love GTA vice city

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>>690623210

>>690626452
More like cringe, holy fuck those tweets. Im surprised they can even get dressed in the morning.

>>690626796
You fucking retard.

Read this, it is the first myth on here. At least google it before you post...

https://www.salisbury.edu/smokefree/docs/crosswalk_safety.htm

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>>690626445
I tried to find a zebra in prone position this is all I could find. Animals often rescue each other by filling and wound with dirt and clamping the wound shut with their hooves. All that zebra needed to do was lie down completely and wait for assistance.

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>>690627186
Too bad he's dead you should go to Africa and teach these retard zebras and start building zebra hospitals.

>>690626814
Lots of brain hemorrhaging broken blood vessels blood has to go somewhere so out the nose and mouth it goes.

>>690625419
sauce on that handjob?

Old lady crowded his personal space. She forgot, in Russia personal space crowd you - BAM!

True story though. Guy got pissed she was too close. Punched her out.

>>690625461
that's obviously an oven, you silly

>>690627562
go to >>>/r/ faggot

>>690627556
so at what point did he actually die?

>>690626315
SHE DID IT!

>>690627082
>A motorist is required to bring his vehicle to a complete stop when a pedestrian is crossing in the crosswalk of the roadway and remain stopped until the pedestrian has cleared the lane (half of the roadway) in which the vehicle is traveling.

>Regardless of who has the right-of-way, pedestrians, bicyclist and motorists are responsible for using reasonable care and diligence to avoid injuring anyone who, although carelessly, may be in the other's right-of-way.


Got anymore proof for me that I'm right faggot? Kill yourself

>>690626206
>gallons

>>690627556
>>690627879
Or become unaware of the situation

>>690627458
What a fucking nut

>>690627879
Probably at the very end. But he so fucked up from that brain trauma he wasn't feeling anything probably didn't even know what was going on.

>>690626135
kek, fucker got what was coming

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>>690627772

>>690628200
fucking rekt

>>690626832
>Hand comes out
>Black
>Looks like a gun
>Very high stress situation
>Shoot or you're killed
>Hurr bluck lives matter
>we wuz mistreated and shet

>>690626069
that's why you don't stop in the middle of the street, you gotta keep your speed and direction so bikers can predict your moves

>>690628200
Rape is never funny.

>>690628200
Too soon faggot. My village is still recovering from the suicides.

>>690626452
aaand... the cop is supposed to be blamed in this siituation?

because of a retarded nigger, not realizing that his actions lead to consequences?

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>>690629128

>>690626250
Yep. Daily. It's relaxing.

>>690627458
Fuck me that looks hard. It's probably really fucking easy though, thinking about it. Still wouldn't want to risk it

>>690629128
>>690629174
sauce ? Story ?

>>690629174
YOU FUCKING MONSTER

>>690626452
"Share this video"... because it makes niggers look like retards.

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>>690627458

>>690623210

Oh fucking shit there was a baby zabeebo in there. That's fucking sad. Little zabella didn't even have an opportunity to live.

>>690628468
typical US american house wall

>>690626452
do people actually defend that nigger, if you make a move like that you are getting a bullet to the face

>>690629174

Reported

>>690624080
m8 just fucking kill yourself

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>>690626250
>tfw no daily comfy animal rekt thread

>>690625274
Holy shit

>>690629990
Of course nigs are going to defend him. Is that serious question? Dude could have been shooting at the cop and nigs would say it's the cops fault.

>>690625360
K.O.

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>>690626600

>not naming it "mahshekels.webm"
But whatever, nice double dubs, man

>>690623210
Ive been on 4chan for 9 years and this is by far the saddest ive felt about anything.

>>690624080
fuck off

>>690630399
Kek, nice dubs.

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>>690630399
Dubs continue...

>>690626386
Story? Shot in the head or face, peed himself?

>>690630215
Not nigs please, that's racist. They're 'Dindus', as in, "Dindu nuffin!"

>>690629769
Shut the fuck up you pro life faggot. This zebra has the right to go to the abortion alligator for her procedure. Its her body.

>>690625975
Thought he was slick as fuck for a second there

>>690627013

Vote for Trump solidified

+1

You'll be too stoned to even go out to vote, Bernout.

>>690629355

>Really fucking easy

99.9% of us would fall over just from vertigo.

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>>690627965
Probably immediately, if he had a chance of living he would have become concussed or lost concioussnes, look how he stares into the sky, he got the DMT trip.

>>690625360Falcon Punch

>>690629069

Except for this time.

>>690625296
She rennt right into that

>>690627556
>out the mouth and nose it goes
Like seamen?

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Russians are cold man.

>>690631164
citation needed

>>690625274
wasn't able to prison break this time huh ?

>>690626386
He looks like he is going to see his god now.
>Fucking idiot

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rate my beta fggt crush for me pls

>>690626452
Black people can't even punch a cop in the face without getting shot now? Outrageous!

>>690627458
My anus puckers everytime.

>>690631281
Pretty much.

>>690627013
I love me some municipal waste

>>690627458
My balls felt it.

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>>690630769

>>690626814
because he had a rock dropped on his soft fuckin head

>>690631369
Should I clean that up? ummmm, errrrr ... NOPE

>>690632950
"not my job :D"

>>690626069
Fuckin jaywalkers

>>690626135
Wtf y?

>>690631956
Always check your flanks and rear for sucker punches when dealing with niggars.

>>690633112
Tried to burn the other guy, burned himself.

Sweet, sweet justice.

>>690633173
why thoug

>>690628116
LMAO

>>690633173
wtf she do

>>690631956
I remember that video... stupid fucking asshole, deserved this headbutt... no even more

>>690633397
>>690633559
She was a Trump supporter. You know how Bernie fans are.

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>>690633397
if i am correct she is from brazil and she either was a witch or killed a child.

>>690633173
wish there was an HD version of this. I fap to it everytime.

>>690633670
fuckin witches

>>690626386
Seen this shit in Afghan, guy shot in the head trying to talk and following us with his eyes, the medic said he'd be dead soon and before the medevac got there he was.
Cancelled the taxi.

>>690633397
She and a few others killed a cab driver, so they carried out street justice.

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093163/Shocking-moment-girl-16-surrounded-beaten-mob-burned-death-involved-murdering-68-year-old-taxi-driver-Guatemala.html

>>690627458
Hnnnghhh

>>690633154
He deserved it.

He drove on the wrong side of the road intentionally to run the bikers over.
Did it with his family in the van.

>>690626135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwsZ5vC5Oc

>>690625735
Bitch was in his personal space. She had it coming.

>>690634018
>being this ugly

shooter did this kid a favour

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>>690632100
>"help im beeing raped by the patriarchy"

>>690626315
Top kek

>>690625735
Once upon a time a guy punched an old lady

>>690625296
He had plenty of time to see that. Obviously has no respect for his bike.

>>690627772
wow

never in my life have I seen spiderman curtains

>>690634590
I would say he was more focused on getting ahead of the car and past the bus to expect a jogger to just straight up and jog into the road without looking.

Both of their faults.

>>690632191
Who's that wanker with the blank expression, waxy complexion, stupid hat and sitting next to Steven Spielberg?

>>690634018
didnt this kid try to sell the dude a gun that he originally stole form him? :B