>>690608212
allah akhbar

tits or GTFO, roastie

Zipzop or boopity bop that is the question whether tis nobler in the mind to eat the puddin pops of outrageous fortune or take arms against the gumbo drops and by opposing end them.

To zip to doop and by a zoop to say we boop, the thousand natural mitty mobs that flesh is heir to. tis a skeet deet doodly doopity boop to zap to dop per slop o dop per chance to dippty, aye that's the rip zap poppity bow in that sleep of zoop doop what dreams may come.

>>690608212
Recite entire bee movie script start to finish

>>690608356
>>690608356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTn2aKmR1gE&feature=youtu.be
Never did know how to pronounce it.

>>690608212
I wanna suck your big fat cock.
Say it you slut!

>>690608758
Oh god.
Okay bare with me

>>690608212
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OF THIS CAMPUS

>>690609467
Stupid girl.

I wanna suck your big fat cock.

>>690609964
post it and I'll describe it

>>690608212
say "please fuck me in the ass and fill me with your cum"

please

Do the voices from gen 1 Pokemon, all 151

>>690608758
https://youtu.be/H6Iv8y0A1AQ

'don't touch that rug, come over here and fuck me'.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>690609649
>>690609964
>>690610327

You're all sorry little virgins.

>>690610655
Every time. I lose every time I see this copy pasta.

gg no re

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>>690609649
>>690609964
Prepare to have your channel taken down.

It's sad knowing people will most likely use these for their personal catfishing later.

>>690610712
Says the virgin

>>690610482
"please fuck me"
Then reveal your tits

>>690610816

Yeezy

>>690608212
Wait, does your name start with an M?

timestamped tits

>>690608212
I call upon and invoke the mistress of the hidden moon!
I invoke Nocticula Hekate,
the sinister queen of all witches and the goddess of the blackest
witchcraft!
I invoke Trivia Hekate,
the cruel enchantress;
she whose dark spells bring down the heavens,
she whose might ushers man towards the eternal sleep of death,
she whose wrath and cold fury freezes to ice the seven seas!
I invoke the great goddess Hekate!
I invoke Nocturnos Trivia,
she to whose honour the black wolves of Hades howl at night!
I call upon the dark queen of the crossroads!
I call upon the shadows of the dead and the powers of the dark
moon!
Trivia Hekate, in the name of Chaos, I invoke you!
Three-headed goddess,
O mistress of the hungry dogs of the underworld,
you whose beauty illuminates the dark night of the soul;
in the name of Typhon, I invoke you!
I invoke Nocticula Hekate,
she whose power of will can extinguish the light of the immortal
stars
and illuminate the darkest pits of hell!

>>690610655
Bare with me!

>>690608212
black cocks better than white cocks

>>690608212
Make a video of you masterbating and title it "fsovrubhvobhabvolfdanabg"
We can all stay tuned and see how long it stays on the youtube's

>>690611208
Yes.

OP jumped thread

I want to suck your fat cock, anon. Also heil Hitler

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I will probably fap to this later unless you wanna give us something better?

>>690612585
I'll be fapping to that too

>>690612957
I think she jumped ship so I'm gunna now before I go out I guess,shame we didn't get any tits she's beautiful

>>690612585
Where'd you find that Anon?

>>690611208

Nice detective work Sherlock, not like her Youtube channel is named "Megan Adams".

>>690608212
>>690609467
>>690610482
>>690612585
>Uses youtube channel with name that's the same as on other social media platforms

>>690613373
Nevermind, found her Facebook.
It's public too, dumb bitch.

>>690613849
Implying you're gonna do anything?

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someone cum on her

>>690610482

That voice is heavenly?

Yes, it's a statement question.

What I want to know is: who's the faggot who stood her up?

>>690610655
Finally it's uploading, yo. Shame I couldn't remember it off by heart!

>>690614299
tits.....

>>690608212
http://www.strawpoll.me/10537806

>>690613974
wiz khalifa...

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>>690613955
Yeah, I'm going to masturbate and add some photos to my wank bank, that's what I'll do.

>Inb4: so hardcore, edgy.

You are attractive.

>>690610655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJq_fLbprwY

>>690608212
Jeannie?

But do you like Danny Brown?

>>690608758
this might be one of the funniest things I've read in the past week. Thank you.

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>>690614942
>>690608212
is that you jeannie?

>>690614935
congratulations

>>690608212
TITS DUMB BITCH!

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Hnnnnngggg

>>690614935
Say : Elementary, my dear watson

>>690615234
kek'd

>>690614935
You're fucking adorable

3 34-267-7362
Just say it out loud. It will please me.

>>690615234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJq_fLbprwY

>>690615711
You're awesome!

>>690615234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxBZGKu0zU

>>690615817
Were you engaged to Scott?

I think I'm in love...

>>690615420
https://youtu.be/nOVD6Uwihxw

My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car ALLAHU AKBAR

>>690615970
me too anon

Notice me senpai

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You know who she reminds me of /b/ros, Lindsey Stirling.

>>690616449
spot on m8

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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.

>>690616444
https://youtu.be/12mbLcjYpGg

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>>690616510
The resemblance is uncanny, change the pose and put a violin in her hand's and it would be hard to tell the difference.

They both to nature photo shoots too.

>pic: Lindsey Stirling

>>690616444
Tasty trips

>>690616208
check my dubs *while pointing a finger to the top right*

She's a really cute Scottish girl, just the makeup she has on these vids makes her look like a transvestite with shitty glossy makeup.

Megan is much more beautiful tho

>>690617191
She's from Leeds, England.

>>690616449
jesus i was just thinking that

Jeez you guys are all up in her info already

>>690617004
holy shit. OP please do porn, you would make tonnes being a Lindsey Stiriling look alike

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>>690615160
Those eyes though

Please promise to come back again OP WE NEED YOU.. I NEED YOU

>>690616754
https://youtu.be/TeQFRRNCedQ

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She looked better ten years ago, chavy.

No, she's looks stunning the way she is now...

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>>690618015
most do

>>690614935
Goddamn it. Have my babies.

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>>690617577
I know right Anon, unfortunately she doesn't have many photo's acknowledging her extraordinary eye's without heaps of makeup on...

>>690618015
I have a thing for these types of girls but they only go for skater/scene/emo guys

moar pix pl0x

>>690619076
As do I Anon

When I was in high school I dyed my hair black and straightened it, I loved the style.

>>690618726
I'm gonna record this one!

>>690608522
You stupid fucking faggot. You piece of shit fucking newfag are what's wrong with this place now. Tits or gtfo only applies when a demanding is making a request. She is making an offer. She's not asking for shit from us. You gtfo you sad sack of human filth. I hope you and you kind die slowly in a fire. God damn you.

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>>690619360
S-she noticed me.

>>690619552
https://youtu.be/E-nZu6gZmJo

After our journey has past I find myself in a sea of belief hoping to some how be with you in peace at last... -some thing I wrote a while back :p

>>690619695
<3

>>690619471
>>690619849

gotta be samefag
this guy is butthurt the grill isn't paying attention to him

>>690608212
You are qt lass. Where u from, Ireland? I platonically already married you and had kids, it was a good life tbh

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>>690619552
Get outta here with your forced meme bullshit.

Shhh go be jealous in the corner faggot. >>690620143

>>690620097
North England!

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>>690620046
No. It's not. This place has gone to shit with idiots demanding tits, traps, calling dubs or trips in the middle. Fuck man. It's like this place is over run with adolescent little boys who only want something to jackoff to. This place used to be fun. When that fucking chink took over it got worse. Fuck moot but especially fuck moot for leaving us with that zipperhead.

>>690620737
I ain't here for that, I'm just some lame guy who wrote a poem.. XD

>>690620370
I am 20, tell me your age, and it better not be much more than that, because in the platonic life i built you would die first, and that would be heartbreaking... Halp me gurl, u cant die b4 me

>>690621099
>XD
Get the fuck out.

>>690621435
I just turned 23

Banana bread baby lube

>>690608212

Can you just put a see through scarf across your nose and mouth and say hello? maybe wink or something? idk im sorry and sick

>>690608212
>Hitler did nothing wrong!

>>690621953
Wait wut...

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Crop it out and we've got ourselves a new reaction image, I'm too lazy.

>>690622141

Like a sheer scarf, I wish for op to wear it across her face like a veil and say hello or something, idk i feel weird now.

>>690608212
Say
Sam is a homosexual. Get good

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>>690608212
Say this one!!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

Say
Bush did 9/11

>>690621953
I'm guessing its a no on this one lol

>>690621705
https://youtu.be/E17GVBlIy3w

Sorry.

Everyone is dead...

>>690608212
"I want you to suck my dick, go on, suck it."

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>>690614761
>implying this is hardcore or edgy

>>690623056
>plz respond m'lady...

Say the sheep at pub went barking mad so he got barred; he wants a squirrel with a swirl that can pick up nice girls.

Anime is for fucking faggots who masterbate to pictures of their cousins

>>690623351
Yeah basically

>>690623119
are you fucking high on something?

>>690623386
kind've in a rap way if you can :P

>>690623767
Not alot.

>>690611277
Come on. Invoke some fucking demons

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>>690623119

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>>690614935
kek. how drunk are you?

>>690622519
https://youtu.be/4QwZzK9ZzOQ
Should be published in a mo

>>690624093
A mediocre amount

Please just make a video of you crossing your eyes.... Its adorable

Eyup jon snow, av seen ya looking at me piss flaps ya dirty bugger
Fancy a shag? A wont tell ya mates
Wunt matter if a did
Av already gid alf on em a wank job
Hehe

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>>690623119
DID SOMEONE TELL HER TO DO THIS?

>>690614935
Where are you from?
Can't tell if you have a retarded speech impediment or an adorable accent.

uk fag here!
south yorkshire
can you say in yorkshire
"hi up muka what tha doing down this end again, goin on mukky beer run"

Straight face say "they know john howard, They know, They've always known, dont worry about who, or what, just worry about how."

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>>690624236
vids not working

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im sorry you took the mask off.

>>690624236
You're pretty amazing, honestly!

Could you please do this sonnet? Would love to hear your voice for the poem.


What if these pairs of hands, the mine and yours,
Should get accustomed to these hand-shake greetings,
That we exchange to end our fleeting meetings?
There’s something secret running through those pores:

A subtle substance kin to alcohol –
For after them I always leave in fire,
And your hands too, I don’t know you, perspire.
Beware that hands have strange part with the soul.

I have been trying to convince your will
To join mine own in what you cause in me,
But words are often such an easy kill;
As hands, to force their own volition, see
Civilizations built – they shape & drill
The rocky core of Earth, in a crazy spree.

And that is just an early peril yet,
We’ve all this other parts that haven’t met...

I wanna see yout tits gurl, you are neat c: plz deliverrrrr

>>690622519
https://youtu.be/IRTPhbSelRg

I fucking hate niggers

>>690625111
TRIPS DEMAND IT

>>690625031
Imma hop on dat poetry game..

Lines are fine,
Drip by drop,
human stench by stink.
just flesh made of ink.

>>690614935
God damn that is one goofy fucking accent. Lose the scene look, it clashes horribly with your funky ass voice

>>690625240
He's not wrong.

tits or gtfo

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>>690625152
my god..kek

Say: or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>690625152
This girl is making me want to start drinking. What's your tumblr, girly?

>>690608758
rèroll

>>690625453
Tumblr is for faggots BOI

>>690625111
OP must deliver

Checkd'

Say this:
I will fuck delicious, beautiful, BBC as often as possible from now on. As a white slut for black cocks, I agree to never say no to any sexual advances from any black man that wants me. I further agree to never say no to any and all sex acts a black man may want to do with me or to me. I will inform any and all Black Males I suck or fuck that I have signed this Black Cock Agreement and will present him with a copy on demand. I further agree to frame and post a copy of this Black Cock Agreement in my bedroom as hear to my bed as possible and in a clearly visible area for all to see.

>>690625552
I was being sarcastic and slightly demeaning if she understood what i was saying, Nigger.

>>690608212
say
"Please onichan , fill my prepubescent asshole with cum!!!

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>>690625152
Say this with a straight face based femanon

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

>>690624446
Ygritte has the same accent as me so this was fun to do!

√

>>690608212
yell "BLOOD FOR NOXUS"

>>690625873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTYPUSkfSTg&feature=youtu.be

>>690625862
gb2 facebook

>>690625822
just say Onichan at all in any context. don't even have a sister complex. it'd just be cute.

>>690625822
moooodsss

>>690625111
>OP
>TRIPS
>DELIVER

>>690625111
Trips

OP must deliver

Don't let anyone you know in real life find these. are you at least NOT in high school?

>>690610482
That sucked and yer ugly. Show me yer tits.

>>690626186
>>690626173
THEY really aren't wrong. i would argue against it, but trips is unarguable.

OP, trips are superlative to all. You must deliver.

Just live stream already tbqh fam

https://youtu.be/wLHl8zJxeUQ

Sing this song.

>>690625955
uk= yellow teeth

>>690626244
I wouldn't be on 4chan if I was hot, would I?

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>>690626014

>>690625111
Deliver OP.....

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>>690626623
kek

Here, ill explain dubs/ trips to her, she doesnt seem to come here often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

>>690626623
tbh you aren't THAT bad

You know, you guys are the most intolerant people I've seen. /b/ is full of racists, sexist, and otherkin haters. My mom told me I could be anything I wanted... but she wouldn't let me. I begun discovering myself at a young age, flashbacks of my past life flooded my mind. I thought what I was feeling was wrong and stupid, until I discovered the internet. Tumblr quickly came to my aid, and that's when I knew it was time. I identify as a wooden Minecraft button (pronouns button/buttonself). I remember my life vividly. I was placed in multiple places in this beautiful base. It was singleplayer, 1.5. I remember it very well. I was placed on a verticle acacia log wall, acacia leaf roof with oak wood plank floors. I was crafted on a sunny day. I, along with my wood button brothers, were placed. Just, placed. Not always for doors, not always for decor, sometimes just to be pushed. I felt so free. Soon.. the world was opened up and someone else came on. I was griefed by a player with a rainbow skin, it triggers me to this day. It's so sickening to see you guys just push off that buttons have rights too, I want to puke. You button racists just go on being horrible, I'll embrace my true self in the meantime.

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>>690625955
drunk are you how?

>>690626785
>>690626579
I don't sing. I can try and dance though

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>>690626914
go for it

>>690626914
you should belly dance

>>690619352
What a fag

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>>690626623
MEh, your cute, I would take you out for a few.

Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist niggers' heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right - if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon Man's been smooth since days of killing Jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch Jews who do something to us
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on the rape bus
Screw us (screw us)
Yeah, KKK
Nigger babies I don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Dare I not see your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily - busily
Recently, niggers ain't saying nothing
My cock nigga
Suck it; Triple K mafia
We're on it

Moon Man, Moon Man, can't you see?
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom's black and you're so great

>>690626623
solid 6.5,and you seem like a fun time

OP you're a solid 8/10 tbqh (w/o that much make up. with these ridiculous amounts you're 7/10 at best)

And your personality makes you 9/10 which makes you desireable as fuck. Now deliver tities, trips demand it.

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>>690626857
Im pretty sure everyone here is being super sarcastic all time time, Even if i am right ill still get a sarcastic answer

OP is a straight 5/7
xD

Do you leave shit stains in your panties?

>>690627660
we all leave shit stains on our panties

>>690626244
She isn't going to show her tit's, everyone now know her Facebook page and her Youtube channel is her real name.

You'd need to be a colossal idiot to post nudes after knowing people know all this.

She's got some low cut top picture's in her album's, I stopped posting because nobody seemed interested.

r9k here, be my gf pls

"Fuck me in the ass, Piggie Pete! Fuck me like a two-dollar whore!"

>>690619695
You are the least funny person on the internet. At least you got a nice face and tits.

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>>690608212
This you?

>>690627980
I wish

>>690627773
No one ever asked you to stop, on the contrary, we encourage you to keep going.

Now stop being a colossal faggot and keep dumping.

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>>690608212
Id be your friend in real life tbh. I wouldn't take you on a date... but id be your friend.

>>690608212
America is aids

>>690627371
Suuuuure

>>690628143
she's in the uk

>>690625031
who wrote that, its a good one.

would choke and cum in ass, 8/10

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>>690627952

>>690608212
You look boring.

>>690628226
So what, I want her to say it?

Where did I imply she was from the US

OP I want to date you, from what part of the UK are your from?

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>>690625177
It's cool. They hate you too. <3

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>>690628447

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>>690628447

Hey OP!

In honer of all the Americunts talking shit about the way you talk.
Can you put on your best hilbilly accent and say

"Aw gosh dawn diddly, gon don, gone done think yo shud fuck off fags"

Thanks
A northern Britfag

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>>690628481
Look at this newfag falling for the b8.

>>690626579
https://youtu.be/FeViaqDUhvc

How in fuck did a hot, red head femanon like you get stood up? I call bullshit but I'll keep watching your videos you fancy monetising them...

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Raivo is a faggot. Please and thank you. :)

>>690625111
Checked. OP deliver.

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>>690628447
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>>690621099
>typing emojis on 4chan
kill yourself you fucking kid

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>>690628124
Here you go Anon
>>690627980
Bad detective skills, we already solved this awhile go.

Everyone here has their standards way too high like they've only been dating 69/10 gals before, like come on she really just is kinda hot guys

>>690628665
i came twice

>>690628665
yikes, I take back the choke and cum in ass thing now. I would just make fun of you with some friends at this point.

>>690628799
Calling emoticons emojis and not understanding the difference...smh...

>>690628481
Not the shit kind

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>>690608212
Say "Si sta come d'autunno sugli alberi le foglie"

i really dont get how you got stood up OP, you're easily a solid 9/10 in my book

Say "Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" as one word

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>>690628868
she seems a little, tiny bit, slightly cray, and last girl i dated for a year threw a flare at my front door for breaking up with her in a kind manner... I don't trust females.

>>690628300
Thanks, anon!

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>>690628665
i'd really love to see your reaction to this thread when you sober up in the morning

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>>690629106
Not gonna happen. OP is fake. (Pic related: It's OP)

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>>690629300
that's not even physically possible at this point.

Shit dawg, if you got stood up, come over t' Shropshire. We got some pubs open.

>>690629285
Do you really think you're talking to her? LOLZ! OP is just some faggot with less of a life than us.

>>690629285
That'll be a strange moment!

>>690628665
I want to sniff and lick that black thong you're wearing

>>690629469
I actually love shropshire. Got the best pubs!

>>690628868
Your favourite model magazine kind of girls aren't a paradigm of beauty, you brainwashed cunt.

Girls like OP are the kind of person that make my heart pump blood 1000x hour, we all have diferent standards, deal with it. I would gladly try to go on a date with OP.

>>690629235
eh she seems saner than the majority of women I've been with