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I'm OCD about my clipboard and constantly copy a space when I'm done copy-pasting something.

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_B%C3%A9b%C3%A9_Schtroumpf_(album)

>>690608254
it's the french version of "smurf"

Never mind it was a good shot and someone claimed vac

>>690608250
you have to have some terrible memories anon

How do y knw yrf to be a MM?

>>690607959
https://scontent-waw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11752469_1116534668361025_7934825223206878274_n.jpg?oh=42dafbbe1a78fbb60f79c57048fcc7e9&oe=57D8E5E8

This text message:

Yo on boit des bières avec Rémi en terrasse au Phénix si ça vous dit!

/r/4ELMSk

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/06/20/ftse-100-rallies-and-pound-soars-on-reduced-brexit-fears/

A family, all people who I do not know, had stolen a lot of gold from somebody and was being chased by the police. By nightfall they ended up in the basement of some sort of building. The family was all quiet and standing in positions where they couldn't be seen through the small windows that are sometimes in basements. However, the father and perpetrator of the gold-stealing, was holding up a rat like Simba in The Lion King at the window for some reason. An officer spotted his hands and the rat and pretty soon the police came with big trucks and helicopters and surrounded the building. The family needed an escape.

Cut to a weird sci-fi airport, a different family (this family looked Asian or Latino, while the previous family were all blond and white) is showing their tickets and going down a tunnel filled with red and blue neon lights that is suppose to lead to the plane. I assumed these guys were suppose to help the other family escape, but the story when into an unexpected direction instead.

Cut back to the original family, where the father has got an idea. His three children and wife aren't present in the basement anymore and he is suddenly in drag with a pink dress and a long blond wig (which really didn't match with his beard) and he finds a secret compartment behind a TV set that holds a weird red snake that is implied to be a Pokemon (one that doesn't exist in real life). This pokemon is a fire type snake that straightens out and is intended to be used like a lightsaber and there was even a little flashback of the oldest son playing some sort of video game where Jar Jar Binks is killing enemies with it. He then gets out of the basement and escapes by deflecting bullets and by cutting police cars.

(to be continued)

m

>>690609705
(part 2)
It is morning now, and we see the family all together again running through some sort of post-apocalyptic village with lots of trees where everyone is near nude or wearing old torn clothes. The villagers gives them clothes to put on and they all sit in a circle under a raised tarp and laugh about how they got away and how clever their plan was (even though it didn't quite make sense). The dream ended with the family looking at the beach of a river that was close by and seeing a green inflatable raft, and it was implied that they would escape on it.

;

i feel like im in a fucking mental hospital and like i cant talk with anyone because they are retards to me.

answer
Last control+C

>>690608250
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY FUCKING ONE WHO DID THIS

卐

ttp://imgur.com/paoqeTq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PZR9kR2MPE

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6761873/32730041/zimra_gifje_(4).html

Nä såg också det! Ska vi ta och vara hos dig då eller?
Sol!!!
Så tråkigt!
Ja ska vi va hos dig Lovi eller mig?
Mig spelar det ingen roll

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Did you watch the new episode of GoT?

^V

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http://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/5617522397.html

>>690607959
Dramaalert Subscribers Count Dropping Rapidly | Grade A Under A Exposed Keem. (

*claps and steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1466444325174.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rUsEKn9rE

>>690607959
>The Elder Scrolls VI is released

South Brisk

//================
// Nyu-Hook
//---------------------
// Description : This is a project that i'm going to try to write completely from scratch!
// I'm going to work to comment every bit of this as well as i can for better understanding.
//
// Credits :
// n3x [ Coder ]
// Nanocat [ GetVFunc ]
// UC [ Info on a few things ]
//
//---------------------
#include "Nyu.h"

//================
cEngineClient * pEngineClient;
cBaseClientDll * pBaseClientDll;
cClientEntityList * pClientEntityList;
CreateMove oCreateMove;
cClientMode ** pClientMode;
cVMTManager * CreateMoveHook;
cMisc * pMisc;

//================
extern cClientEntityList * pClientEntityList;
extern cEngineClient * pEngineClient;
extern cBaseClientDll * pBaseClientDll;
extern CreateMove oCreateMove;
extern cClientMode ** pClientMode;
extern cVMTManager * CreateMoveHook;
extern cMisc * pMisc;

//================
// CreateMove Function
bool __stdcall hkCreateMove( float SampleTime , CUserCmd * pCmd ) {

CreateMoveHook->Function< CreateMove >( 24 )( pClientMode , SampleTime , pCmd ); // Call the original CreateMove inside of our function, this fixes a lot to do with player freezing.

cBaseEntity * pLocal = ( cBaseEntity * )pClientEntityList->GetClientEntity( pEngineClient->GetLocalPlayer( ) ); // Create a pointer to our Local Player.

if ( pCmd->CommandNumber == 0 || !pEngineClient->IsInGame( ) ) // If the commandnumber is 0, return false.
return false;

pMisc->AutoHop( pCmd , pLocal );

return false;

}

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https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=195345949&token=aDoNI-ns

I was trying to buy some csgo skins from the market but valve blocked my card until the 21st so i had to use g2a. Shit still didnt work, fuck that shitty site.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Van_Gogh_-_Terrasse_des_Cafés_an_der_Place_du_Forum_in_Arles_am_Abend1.jpeg

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1466444093357.jpg

ℌ={ z | z∈ℂ, ℑ[z]>0 }

Cara Delevingne

Head up the stairway in this room to be on a rooftop with 3 Knights. Be careful of the hole in the middle. On the left side is a corpse holding Simpleton's Spice x1 and on the right a chest containing Black Knight Greataxe

http://popcorn-time.to/

>>690607959
Sapphic Erotica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

Sizzlin Sierra

3 34 267-7362

^ phone number of some fat chick who gave me her number after her boyfriend went to the bathroom at the club on Saturday night lmao. Mt friends and I have been calling/texting her and calling her a slut since tbh

"light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul."

>>690610286

Niice.

>>690607959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYXyPQHgWLA

https://www.google.com/maps/@-27.5937562,-48.551142,3a,75y,355.63h,82.08t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sVA2dMWuZy5xltAAmJxx9Ng!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Clicking into the intersection creates some kind of bug.

http://s1.favim.com/orig/24/black-dress-fashion-goth-gothic-Favim.com-220178.jpg

https://mega.nz/#!QgM2kILK!41ceojNV3fihhWUJ2adaIy70mQsBD11W5Ln2y8MLfp4

>>690607959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB8l9De32Kc

mexican sugar dancing

^ Last Ctrl+C
I suggest not looking it up

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/25/absolutely-everything-you-need-to-know-to-understand-4chan-the-internets-own-bogeyman/


was reading this for shits and giggles. I love when normies try to explain 4chan. the comments section is pretty funny too

>>690612088
These have always been funny and always will be.

↔

aspergers

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2773143

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1466449658344.png

>>23940168
You're either trolling or delusional. Nobody does that. If you think that happens in real life, I suggest removing your head from your arse.

>>690608250
"."

I use a period.

conscience

>>690607959
hypocrisy

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence

65D8069

>>690599592

>>690607959
paige judd

Shitty Cataclysm

https://scontent-frt3-1.cdninstagram.com/l/t51.2885-15/e35/13388732_1121491894540230_185678179_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI3Njk4Mjg3MjU0ODQ5NTExMQ%3D%3D.2

https://youtu.be/LHtNPzaHO7k

https://gyazo.com/eda77fe81f88aba601edaa3f70dc8d5a

>>690607959
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Wander-Over-Yonder/Episode-32-The-Liar?id=57758

>>690607959
beieve

https://www.asus.com/pl/Motherboards/B85MG/HelpDesk_Manual/

>>690194911
˙ʎɐp ʎɹǝʌǝ sʇɹıɥs ɹnoʎ uo uıɐʇs noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sǝoʇǝǝɥɔ ǝsoɥʇ buıʇɐǝ dǝǝʞ 'ʞɔnɟ pıdnʇs ˙ɥʇɐǝp ʇnoqɐ ʎןɹǝdoɹd ʇɔɐ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ puɐ dn ʍoɹb buıʞɔnɟ ʇsnظ 'ʎןsnoıɹǝs ˙sʞɔnɟ ʞɔıs 'do 'sɹnoʎ ɟo ǝɔɐɟ ǝןoɥssɐ ʇɐɥʇ uo ʇıɥ poob ɐ ʇǝb uɐɔ ʇsıɟ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ os uǝǝɹɔs ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥɔund buıʞɔnɟ uɐɔ ı ɥsıʍ ı ʇɐɥʇ ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɹbuɐ os ɯ,ı sɹǝʞɔnɟ pıdnʇs ¿sıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʎuunɟ puıɟ ʎןןɐǝɹ sʎnb noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ ʎןsnoıɹǝs ¿sǝuo pǝʌoן ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo sdıɥspɹɐɥ ɥbnoɹɥʇ ob ǝןdoǝd ʇɐɥʇ ɥbnouǝ pɐq ʇı ʇ,usı ˙sǝıןןnq buıʇsnbsıp ɥɔns ןןɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ˙ǝıp uʍouʞ ǝʌ,ʎǝɥʇ ǝuoǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʍou ןןıʇ uǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɥbnoɹɥʇ ǝuob ǝʌɐɥ ǝןdoǝd ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ɟןɐɥ ʇnoqɐ ʍouʞ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇǝq ı ¿ʇsıxǝ uǝʌǝ sʎnb noʎ ǝʞıן ǝןdoǝd op ʎɥʍ ʎןʇsǝuoɥ ˙ʇuǝsǝɹd noʎ ɹoıʌɐɥǝq ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ ןnɟǝsn ǝq ɹǝʌǝu pןnoʍ noʎ ˙ʞɐǝʍ buıʞɔnɟ ןןɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'sʎnb noʎ ןןǝʇ ǝɯ ʇǝן ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sbuıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ǝןoɥssɐ uɐ ǝq oʇ pɹɐoqǝbɐɯı uɐ uo ǝɯoɔ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ os ˙buıɥʇou buıʞɔnɟ sǝop ʇıɥs sıɥʇ buıop 'sʞɔnɟ ʞɔıs ˙buıɥʇou s,ʇı ǝʞıן sbuıɥʇ pɐǝp buıʇsod ǝɹɐ noʎ ǝʞıן sʞɔnɟssɐ ʎzɐɹɔ ʇǝʎ 'dn pǝʞɔnɟ ʎɹǝʌ sı sıɥʇ ¿sʎnb noʎ ɥʇıʍ buoɹʍ sı ʞɔnɟ ןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sbuıɥʇ ǝןqıɹɹoɥ ʇnoqɐ ǝʞoظ ʇsnظ uɐɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɐ uo sǝɯoɥ ɯɹɐʍ ɹnoʎ uı ʇıs oʇ ʇǝb noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʞuıɥʇ noʎ ¿ʇnoqɐ ǝʞoظ oʇ buıɥʇǝɯos sǝıpoq pɐǝp puıɟ noʎ ǝʞıן ǝןdoǝd op ʎɥʍ ˙˙˙uıbǝq oʇ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʍouʞ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop ı

>>690607959

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_q98OwdNJI

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IjWnVEZym4Y

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The problem is I just turned on my computer and the first thing I did was open /b/, so I have no clipboard data. I want my future kids to never take me as a role model. This is genuinely not cool. This is addiction.

"A village, a small village was provisionally erected, with temporary structures, and in it approximately 20,000 Jews were put. By means of this newly invented weapon of destruction, these 20,000 people were eradicated almost instantaneously, and in such a way that there was no trace left of them; the explosive used developing temperatures of from four to five hundred degrees Centigrade."

IMT XVI pp. 579-580 (German text).

歌は私のコック、非常に良いようなものです。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bOV4ExHPZY&feature=youtu.be&t=79

>>690616056
desu

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

>>690607959

http://www.heavy-r.com/video/216425/Panty_Offerring_For_The_Gods/

When cumming I used to say nothing, but now I go RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU.

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>>690616344
desu

from http://lunaloverlove.tumblr.com/

kek

>>690607959
Ujubasajuba

memorandové zhromaždenie

http://depthy.me/#/ip/c5XqenN

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1466451632589.jpg

Mache die Lüge groß, mache sie einfach, wiederhole sie immer wieder, und letztendlich wird man sie glauben.

Hey think you could get me a quarter ounce by friday?

http://www.xvideos.com/video10163343/penny_pax_-_the_sleep_over

Gordon was seething. He let off a hiss of steam, his eyes spinning around and around. He'd had it with Thomas's antics. Gordon was big. Gordon was blue. And Gordon was going to make Thomas his bitch.
Gordon was relentless. He continued to plow through crate after crate until the blows of wood paneling and children's bodies slowed his forceful rampage. But he wasn't finished. He had to stop Thomas.
Gordon shoved aside another car and proceeded to the next. But this time was different. Thomas gasped as he felt hard steel press against his rear car. Gordon had unlatched his most personal pipe!
"Gordon! Please! I promise to – aaahh!" Thomas gasped as Gordon frotted against him. No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak.
The sight of an oil-oozing mechanical train penis left the children with irreparable psychological problems. Sally would develop a crippling phobia of all machinery. Billy would continue to wet the bed for decades. Philip would develop an unhealthy fixation that would result in his inability to achieve orgasm unless his partner made train noises.

>>690609905
Did you copy it from me?
卐 Hitlerboy 69 卐

>>690615158
>Schaumkisten Anon reportiert ein

3.1

Well done Shane, well done. HOWEVER...

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LYAK9-A3WQ9-69TJK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

http://youtu.be/MzRzGnvl6WI

https://youtu.be/IYyS11Niy0k

[sys3.6.3.] e.c.m.

http://www.phicatube.net/video/3283/936-2014-04-03-stacy007-myfreecams-mfc-webcam-webcamgirl-chaturbate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

https://gyazo.com/9ee445401addd6e36a79759951c06f10

http://www.hornytrip.com/videos/66851/Asian-Teacher-Seduces-Student/

I'm so happy cause today
I found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay cause so are you
We broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze
Cause I've found God

>>690607959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTEA7wTwzcU

>>690607959
[email protected]

>>690620486
Heyy ay ayeeeeeee!

>>690607959
echo -n -e "\x45\00\x55" >/dev/udp/"192.168.0.6"/"8899"

>>690607959
筋トレの話？

>>690620486
Lithium

So I edited a lets play and I put hours upon days into editing this thing... Just to figure out that the sequence I have it under has the wrong settings and didn't render it correctly, I tried copying the video into another sequence with the correct settings and adobe premiere crashes. I've been dealing with this for over 12 hours I've searched ever corner of the internet and can't find anything, please anyone help me. I just want to render this clip...

Joe Hart – Nathaniel Clyne, Gary Cahill, Chris Smalling, Ryan Bertrand – Jordan Henderson, Eric Dier, Jack Wilshere – Adam Lallana, Jamie Vardy, Daniel Sturridge.

http://mythicspoiler.com/emn/cards/emrakulthepromisedend.html

https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2014/09/04/05/27/milk-435295_960_720.png

>>690611553
kek wtf

>>690611553
The whole road is creepy as fuck

EAD7D24

>>690621686
fn render(&mut self, screen: &[u8; bus::SCREEN_SIZE_BYTES]) ->Result<(), String> {
try!(self.texture.update(None, screen, bus::SCREEN_SIZE_BYTES/bus::SCREEN_HEIGHT).map_err(|e| format!("{:?}", e)));
self.renderer.copy(&self.texture, None, None);
self.renderer.present();
Ok(())
}

Aryan

stack trace:

>>690607959
Ascension

Major elements of setting:
“Ilyrium” - A technology created by those before (the “ancients”) to replicate and preserve life across the universe.
Made up of particles smaller than Atoms, Subatomic nanites that manipulate pieces of the universe itself. The Ancients were close enough to ascension they could actually warp and manipulate the reality around them.
Most races alive today have a form of elerium in them. It accelerated the rate of evolution to make intelligent life and habitable worlds after the ancients destroyed most worlds in war.
Elerium actively evolves the world naturally and the nanites fight unnatural technology, finding nonbiological things “alien” and attacking it like a immune system.
Elerium is self replicating and self replenishing. On worlds with large amounts of elerium, it is a near limitless resource; on worlds with small amounts, it’s a highly guarded and sought after resource.
Some worlds (high magic) use elerium to do magical effects. Users can exert their “will” over the elerium, and rewrite the code of the universe. On high magic worlds, elerium users can use powers, and when exhausted, it will self replicate inside them, and the users can absorb elerium from their surroundings. On low magic worlds this process takes much longer, or they have to transport Elerium with them.
Elerium also exists in space in the form of storms or clouds; much like an ion storm, it’s a dangerous process to pass through or harvest.


Ancients:
Originally a race (or group of races) that spread across every universe, now split into two factions. On the verge of ascending to a new form and phase, a war broke out splitting them into two based on ideologies.

It goes on, I copied a document. D:

https://vine.co/v/iITthDOt0wj

...Th-This is all i have officer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b09z0NxNPw

Pollo relleno
Ingredientes:

- Pollo 1

- Cebolla 1

- Carne picada 1Kg

- Castañas 500g

- Champiñones 500g

- Harina 250g

- Vino blanco 250ml

- Cognac

- Sal y especias
Elaboración:

- Deshuesamos el pollo.

- Cortamos la cebolla y los champiñones en brunoise.

- Hervimos las castañas 15 minutos y las cortamos también.

- Sofreimos la cebolla, añadimos uno a uno,los champiñones, las castañas, la harina, el vino, la carne picada y salpimentamos.

- Fuera del fuego añadimos huevos al relleno, cognac y un chorro de agua y lo cocemos a 200 grados al principio y luego 14 minutos a 120ºC.

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bulb socket

A pretyped weed story from a thread yesterday

>be me at start of summer break after another year of college
>brother (16) finds my weed one day
>no shame I tell him I smoke
>he's like me too
>"wanna go on a car ride?"
>"I would love to"
>drive around smoking, I tell him about college
>fat obese aunt calls, she's too morbidly obese to walk, drive, work, or do anything a normal functioning person can do
>"anon I need you come over, grab my card, and get me a salad from wendys and you can get whatever you want too"
>lol ok
>she gets a shit ton of disability money and never checks her balance
>we come over, she talks for about an hour (she used to be an executive chef, sad how she decided to spend her retirement) we're very stoned still
>get back in the car, turn to brother
>"we gon fuck up Wendy's, bro and we gon fuck up this card"
>get to Wendy's
>"yo can we get an Asian salad and a vanilla frosty?"
>"sure will that be all?"
>naw what's ur biggest burger?
>"our triple cheeseburger"
>this will not suffice. I ask "can I get extra patties on it?"
>"just one extra patty?"
>what's the limit??
>everyone in the store is aware of this goin on and some guy says "just name a number."
>I blurt out 8 and this guy is rollin
>an older bitch says "come on we can't do that. Be reasonable"
>k then I want 2 extra patties
>"All right will that be all?"
>.........can I get two of them?
>"you want two of them!?"
>yea. One for my bro I can't leave him hangin. I'll pay for it. Srs.
>"okay one Asian salad, one vanilla frosty, and 2 triple cheeseburgers both add 2 patties. That'll be 25 dollars"
>daaayyyuuummm
>they pull us up for the burgers, me and bro smoke a cig outside while waiting
>hot high schooler, too young for me, walks outside with food
>asks me and bro for snapchats to send her pics of it
>he gives snapchat
>apparently my brother hit it off with her a week later
>she sends him nudes
All for some quintuple amerifat burgers
They tasted like shit btw I had like one bite of it

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http://www.thejohnnycashproject.com/#/explore/TopRated

Girl on girl ass fucking

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>>690623705
>http://strawpoII me/7811041
lel

Nunya141.tumblr.com

^ctrl v^

https://uif.sexy/y/Daniel Licht - Blood Theme (Kiss Kris Remix) HD.mp3

Good song

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>>690623705
holy fuck thats great

https://youtu.be/mpaYTSdmWfY

https://youtu.be/gMPJY0-wAqQ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4
allahu akbaarrr

>>690607959
u seen blade runner

She jerked away and in a fit of rage she flung her knife directly at my wonderful face. I felt fear freeze my limbs but I resolutely pushed past the stupid icy barrier and just barely deflected the assault. I heard the knife bite into the wall behind me and stay there, still vibrating. Now weaponless, Jane backed up till she could go no further. I advanced, pleased that I, at last, possessed the definite upper hand. I shoved her shoulder into the wall and moved my knife so it was only a breath away from her lovely face. With ever beat of my heat I prepared to finally end the life of this annoying (yet cute) girl named Jane. Her breathing was ragged now, making my blade tremble slightly.

>>690607959
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=390796762

>>690607959
layla london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0iuaxvkXv4

>>690612675

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Nothing to paste, officer. Havent copied anything since I started it.

Parliamentarian

stats.set_skill_level Major_Dancing 8

sv_cheats 1
sv_allow_point_servercommand always

Montegrappa Limited Edition Invito a Rigoletto Fountain Pen Gold

((triple[0]^2) + (triple[1]^2)) == (triple[2]^2):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=91&v=ek2O6bVAIQQ

>>690607959
Exit Music (For a Film) - Radiohead

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5164539903

That's the number to true capitalist radio. Live right now.

>>690623705
u lil sone of a bitch

>>690607959
Onychocryptosis

>>690607959
ö

Name : Daniel M Keem
Alias(es): Keemstar, DJ Keemstar, Keem
Address: 12 Greenbranch Rd Buffalo, NY 14224
Current Street Address: 12 Cardinal Ln West Seneca, New York **POSSIBLE**
Old Address: 55 Mineral Springs Rd Buffalo, NY 14210
Born: March 8, 1982
SSN: xxx-xx-1997
Email: [email protected]
Email #2: [email protected]
Email #3: [email protected]
Email #4: [email protected]
Email #5: [email protected]
Email #6: [email protected]
Email #7: [email protected]
Email #8: [email protected]
Email #9: [email protected]
School: Sir Oliver Mowat CI. (Class of 2014)
98.118.154.136 (Old IP: 98.118.172.140)
Hostname: pool-98-118-154-136.bflony.fios.verizon.net
Country: United States
Country Code: US (USA)
Region: New York
City: Buffalo
Postal Code: 14224
Latitude: 42.8356
Longitude: -78.7484
Family:
Bervely A Keem
Daniel M Keem
Daryl M Keem
Gerald R Keem
Mary Alice Keem
Sarah E Keem
Diane M Woloszyn
House:
Value of $114K
Year Built: 1964
1,124 sqft
Lot Size: 9,300 sqft
3 Bedrooms
1 Bathroom
Single Family House

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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was playing some classic warcraft 3 games today

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1466446714838.jpg

نجيب سرور

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm2D7ohWos0

>>690622702
Qué rico un buen pollito :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZHTBzX9ms

>>690607959
mighty number no. 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWBXbGVyQU

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGxk92KuITu/?taken-by=methesean

http://www.heartharena.com/tierlist

>>690607959
i just wanted to bring attention to these 2 songs that ive grown fond of
mate if you got any underrated or lesser known songs of your favourite bands i'd love to hear them up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JgKWfwCUkM

>>690607959
this is not live

lenny

https://youtu.be/f8fIGjN4I9w

i się prawie na pewno nie pomyliłem
bo na tej rozpisce mam też osobę, która uczęszcza do klasy 10
i klasa 1

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>690607959

>Please, do not start a thread if you don't have at least 6 related pictures to post in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4GQNqiomM

>>690628080
Kek'd

>>690607959
g.write('P(11|1): ' + str(case1/start1)+'\n')

https://leakforums.net/thread-744884

>>690631400
kek wtf

>>690607959
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vanguard+discount+codes

>>690631400
What the fuck is this shit?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=belyWL8H5u8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nkdZhFzglA

http://unammo.com/

>>690607959
Inline-6 (RB26DETT) twin-turbocharged; cast-iron block and aluminum heads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCHivjWsSr0

this shit is lit.

>>690607959
mehmet ali ağca

>>690607959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

>>690607959
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>>690628080
lmao 114k house value what a faggot

thought shitty content with ads made millions

http://steamcommunity.com/id/hello4chan/
gift me cs;go please

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNFV4ZuUK68