>>690605324
BONES You answered your own question you retard. It's genetics or you go get plastic surgery.

>>690605324
By getting your back teeth removed.

Why would you want to look like a skeleton though?

>>690605324
L O N D O N
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>>690605324
Getting a cancer

Be born with a big dick and a personality that people actually enjoy being around.

worst part about this handsome devil is: he is 6'2

>>690605324
if you have it you have it. if you dont you dont.

>>690605324
skelly skeleton

It is outside of your control, it is nothing to you, it is an indifferent.

>>690605324
Why people find that attractive
I find it ugly has hell

>>690605324
Crack cocaine

>>690605324
bite your cheeks

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>>690605324
go on a STRICT as fuck diet, like literally nothing but water a day, maybe some chicken and lettuce, or fish.

drink a fuck load of water each day.

do some form of exercise, even walk for about 2 hours. eventually build up to going for jogs twice a day.

you'll lose weight fast from every part of your body including your face.

>mfw I did this

>>690606897
care to show us your twig body?

i have those, some friends that it makes me look feminine

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>>690606897
>mfw you still look unattractive despite the rigorous retarded routine you went through

>>690607048
didn't have a twig body, I got skinny but muscley and defined, eventually I was exercising literally all day everyday for about a year straight, anorexia nervosa or whatever. I put some weight on eventually but my cheekbones remained.

Have you ever noticed how all gat guys have defined cheekbones and jawlines? Its because of all the cock they suck. If you really want to look like this guy, I'd recommend 3-4 cocks every 24 hours, for about a year.

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>>690608993
>unattractive

>>690605324

Suck a lot of dick.

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>>690607048
me now, I wasn't a twig when I did the intense routine just gaunt looking in the face. felt good though having sharp cheekbones, I've always had a problem with my face thinking it's not symmetrical so getting cheekbones even similar to OP was pretty satisfying.

>>690609764
Ew wtf you are a fucking twig

>>690610202
nasty :/

>>690609764
Hahahhahahaha you're super fucking lame TWIG

>>690609764
guy who asked for twig body shot here.
That is kinda twiggy; however, I think you look kinda cute and you got a thicker neck which makes it kind of ok imo

ride on, nigga

>>690609764
Is that a skirt?

>>690605324

Contouring, you're clearly enough of a fruit to wear male cosmetics so you might as well go for it.

>>690609764
you weren't lying tho nice jaw, but yeah you are a twig

>>690609764
im not trolling you. i sincerely want to help. honestly. i know people throw this word around a lot but you look SO AUTISTIC. plz. for the love of everyone around you, get rid of at least 30 of those bracelets, throw away your phone case, and put on a goddamn pair of shorts. for real. youre the kind of person people see and whisper to eachother about, but in a,ll the worst ways possible.

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>>690606897
losing all the weight, and gaining all the muscle doesnt make you less ugly or autistic. do yourself and everyone around you a favor and stop caring so much youre literally a walking cringe

>>690610787
bag for paying customers it's a fair ride a friend owns

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>>690610202
>>690610506
>>690610662
>>690610787
>>690611406
>>690611491
>>690611845
hi every1

>>690605324
You need to smoke crack

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>>690611491
thanks m8 it was a phase I still look just as gay tbh

>>690612506
LOL youre skinny but your face is BUSTED sorry bud. that sucks you did all that work but you still arent good enough to anyone else like you need to love yourself

>>690605324
those look goofy as fuck

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>>690612506
Hey man, what's up?

>>690605324
I chew (epic) xylitol gum for an hour everyday after lunch. Added benefit that it helps your teeth, and it's cheap in bulk. I'm already skinny af, so I didn't have to lose any fat on my face.

But after a year of doing it. I have perfectly white teeth (not just from the gum alone, but helped) and my face is noticeably more pronounced.

>>690612729
You look gay because you wear short shorts in every pic, like a faggot

>>690605324
Heroin.

>>690609764
this makes me feel uneasy

>>690606897
this is the WORST plan ever, don't even bother doing this

>>690609764
>>690605324

Take steroids, do jaw ups.

Get a drug habit that you can keep under control and reduce your calorie intake. It's what I used to do and my cheekbones were insanely pronounced.

Knock your side teeth out

>>690605324
Do what Daryl Hannah did, get an abusing boyfriend and have him punch you in the face a lot.

It builds calcium in your bones.

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>>690605324
Rent out your body to a new skeleton.

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>>690613158
>>690607048

it worked for me

>>690605324
Suck your cheeks in a bit and open your jaw while you pose for a picture. Also, smile.

>>690615724
you only look like you have muscle becaue your body fat is so low. you dont take in enough calories or protein to have any real mass. a 300 pound basement dewller has more muscle than you even if you can see it. that body type of yours is one of the worst

>>690605324
Do drugs
Amphetamines

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>>690612816
you fancy me

>>690616182
whats wrong with your facial hair?

>>690616048
ye I no I literally had what they call anorexia nervosa, I had near enough 0% body fat but I turned what was left into muscle I was literally doing faggy cardio all day everyday for over a year. I don't look like that now. all that's basically left is I always have a somewhat faded muscles in my stomach.

>>690616334
I was trying to cut it a certain way but the bottom part was getting in the way so I tied it up with some elastic bands that were near me

>>690613307
+1
make 20 jaw ups first
then 15
then 10

You will master the jaw

>>690616470
how'd you get out of that mindset and get healthy?

>>690616048
You realize that most of society is indoctrinated with the belief that low body fat percentage is the most attractive out of any variation, yes?
You sound like you're quite the jealous faggot.

Just because a 300 pound basement dweller has more mass in terms of muscle doesn't mean jack shit from society's perspective because most people will agree a lower body fat% looks better than a higher one.

>>690616894
even when I looked like I did in that pic, I still felt really overweight and eventually it was frustrating me to fuck, I'd get immediately super depressed looking in the mirror and would just start crying.

with that I just stopped exercising, and stayed inside for a while. starting eating garbage, then when I became bigger again I got super depressed again. I kept switching back and forth between normal weight to skinny, I'm suprised my body isn't absolutely fucked by now. I'm actually currently in the process of getting skinny again, only one meal a day and that's like some fajita wraps just on their own with water all day. exercising though, running each day etc I can't get back into, it's frustrating as fuck. so I'm just eating less and less. life sucks tbh

>>690616564
It looks retarded. Don't go out in public like that unless you want people thinking you're autistic.

>>690616048

Shut up faggot, lifting is for insecure ape men that have no life.

I'd kick your slow bulky ass in a fight because I'd just run around you while you expend huge amounts of energy swinging your stupid ape arms until you passed out and then I would kick the shit out your stupid roided face while you're trying to catch your breath over your stupid pointless bulky chest that serves no purpose in an age of machine automation.

>>690617674
tbh just to add, don't mean to go weird but with all that process on rinse and repeat, the only thing keeping me from topping myself is I don't want to leave my dogs and cats kek ;/

I don't think I'll EVER be happy with my body. eventually that will probably kill me.

>>690617797
probably more aspergers tbh

>>690605324
it's all about the maxilla.

>>690617674
>>690617934

Yo, email me. I was anorexic for years, finally in recovery now. The difference is unbelievable - you get your fucking life back.

[email protected]

>>690617810
you say the same thing every autist does, but in reality an "ape man" would slap your girlfriends ass right in front of you, and youd thank him for only fucking her instead of fucking you too

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>>690618178
thanks, saved your email. I'll give you a shout asap.

>>690618381
Bitch I train in Krav Maga 3 times a week and roided up arseholes that lift and have aesthetic muscles only are the biggest arseholes in the world who always try and pick on thinner framed guys like me.

The last one that tried it ended up with a broken knee and a broken nose, so check your bullshit faggot.

>>690619010
HAHAHAHA Top Kek bro. Srsly tho. ist obvious youre either 13 or aspie, regardless. reported anyway

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>>690619010
stop fighting lads

>>690618907
No pressure, just figured I could offer some help. Good luck to you either way, man.

>>690608993
dat M3M3 doh

>>690605324
Get better parents

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>>690606897
sounds alot like a potential water poisoning xase about to happen

>>690619850

Lol, just sick of the "I'm in the lifter master race" bullshit that I hear constantly.

Fighting technique will beat lifters most of the time, unless you're over double my weight you're gonna have a tough time.

My Krav instructor is a 5'6 160 pound man but he's the toughest motherfucker I've ever met.