>>690601648
These gains ain't loyal, they oil

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>>690601648
I call this guy.

>>690601648
pop those fuckin spongebob arms and laugh as he deflates

Vomit uncontrollably

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>>690601648

God damn when did Steve-O go full Carrottop

I'd let him have his way with her while I watched, probably while crying

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>>690601648
summon this sort of dogo

Grab the closest thing and smash his head wide open.

>>690602190
Wtf is wrong with furries?

>>690601648
>Wat do?
set fire to that synth oil and watch him melt

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Lot of tough guys in this thread.

Uh oh, his friend showed up and they're talking about tag teaming her.

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punch him in between hes ribs, when he's chipping for air i grab hes head and knee him in hes face til i feel he can not longer stand on hes own. Then grab him, pull him up and make him apologize to my fair lady.

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>>690601648
>Mfw we are in a gay club
>mfw he grabbed a dudes ass
>mfw Omar "cream dream" Mateen is watching this too.

>>690601648
>Dancing with girl
Well there's your problem, why the hell would I do something like that? All I ever do is sit here and fap to cuck porn because I have a fascination with the feeling I had when I walked in on my fiance cheating on me and instead of speaking up, I sat there until they noticed me. Just like you.

>>690601648
grab a needle and pierce his fake muscles till all the oil runs out, than kick his sry ass

>>690601648
Photoshop his brains getting blown out

>>690601648
stand still so he cant see us

>>690603067
did you have that fascination before she cheated on you?

>>690601648
Watch my wife rip off his steroid arms and beat him to death with them.

>>690603440
No, only afterwards. Can't speak for OP, he probably lies to himself about it.

>>690601648
I didn't know there was a 5th member of the Street Sharks

>>690603652
i often fantasize about my gf cheating on me, its a mixed feeling of sadness and masochism, i enjoy. is that normal?

>>690602804
>my fair lady
I'm sure your mom would make you put away your katana

>>690601648
Poke out his eyeball. I don't care how big you are, once that happens you're done.

>>690602343
It's a little thing called Autism.

>>690601648
Hey bloke, there's anotha bloke growing out your shoulders

BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET VIRGILS SHIT

>>690601648
pop him with something pointy.

>>690602529
that guy has 0 muscle, they showed him on tv. he is pure cancer lumps.

>>690601648
How the hell did you get Photoshop to work on you actually. I thought it only worked on pictures.

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Just keep looking him in the eye, and wait for his beefy ass to do something.

>start laughing
>go to him and grab a chair on my way
>smash his face with the chair
>look deadly in his friends eyes
>smile and ask if he is his tagteam m8

>>690603878
I think everyone likes being hurt or betrayed on some level. It's a harsh pain, not like edgy cutting, and both you and your partner enjoy it at least somewhat.

>>690601648
Ask him if he can touch his own face.
Then laugh at him for his pathetic use of synthol. You look like chewed bubblegum

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o no

ooo noooo

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>>690601648

>>690601648
pop the oil

>>690602082
oh the summer fags are out today

>>690604740
kek

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>>690601648
I would ask this faggot to touch the top of his head, and laugh my ass off while watching him.

>>690601648

Steve-O would never do that to another dude!

>>690601648

I'd say, "I had no idea mucles could get diabetes."

>>690601648

Can't build muscle over the trachea......

Take a needle and pop those giant zits growing on his shoulders.

>>690601648
pull out a gun and shot him

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>>690601648
Ask him what he's doing our of his bell tower.

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>>690601648
Punch that motherfucker straight in the mouth. He obviously has no muscle he's been taking synthol oil injections. Punch that fucker anywhere else and he would explode leaving an oil slick behind works than the BP oil spill

>>690606059
none of these bodybuilder types have actual usefull muscle

dam, steve-o got jacked.

>>690601648
Hit him with a bar stool

>>690601648
Stab him in any of his muscles and watch him scream in pain While finishing my drink and my girl records him crying.

>smelling his finger
nigger can't even reach his face with his hand he'll fucking pop

>>690601648
What has Steve O done to himself?

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>>690608028
>synthol oil injections
Is that anything like those idiots that inject some shit in their cocks and make em look like water baloons?

Say this:"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Put a sticker on the back of his neck

take her home go cry in the corner cuddle her and rip a bong with my tears for water

>>690601648
He doesn't even have muscles. It's just oil injections. At least someone who's roided up lifted weights to look like a genetic freak. Literally anyone can pop this walking water balloon.

>>690609069

srsly ur not a real stoner unless uve ripped one through ur own tears

>>690601648
> Dancing with girl

I wake up.

>>690601648

>Wat do?

Watch how my girlfriend beats the shit ouf of him while laughting with my friends (she trained mma for three years now)

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>>690601648
what if this is her husband/boyfriend?

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>>690609468
you must be a newfag

pop his "muscles" with my csgo knife

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>>690607506
>says the clear summerfag

>>690609965
You are probably a summer yourself. But I am not in the mood to even make any jokes.

take a needle and pop his "muscles"

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>>690608050
>bodybuilders

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diss

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>>690611135
so you would murder someone and go to jail for a long time over something someone did that might cost $150 in bail.
Makes sense....

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>>690601648
>starts smelling his finger

with his build, he could never get his finger anywhere near his nose.

>kick him in his shrunken steroid balls and watch him topple over
>kek
>repeat

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>>690610187

>>690603067
how did they react? did she leave you?

>>690607180
PROOOF

DA LEADER.

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I consider these guys similar to anorexics, i.e.

suffering from a mental disorder

>>690610305
NewFag Confirmed.

Whats the matter?
Spill the feels.. we care deeply..

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>>690612923
looks like cancer.....
<------------ cancer balls

>>690610810
How dare you laugh at me you unappreciative bitch!

>>690601648
Shoot him in the chest with a .45

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>>690601648
Poke his bicep and watch the synthol spill

>>690607180

All our worst fears, confirmed.

>>690608050

Thats not a body builder... thats a synthol retard.

and yes bodybuilders like arnold and coleman in their prime can still out lift 99% of people out there except for the autist bearmode powerlifters.

>>690601648
push him over, he is obviously top-heavy

>>690608050
>bodybuilder
>synthol user

JUST

>>690613357
those arent oil injections though.

I think gay dudes actually inject water into their balls (not just the ballsack) so they can cum gallons.

>>690613431
again with the willing to put yourself in jail for something petty.

>>690613357
god i'd love to see him cum a flood while his balls slowly shrink.

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>>690613825
no... this dude literally has cancer of the balls.

>>690608836
That's saline, or salt water. If I remember right.

Kick his ass. He filled his arms up with oil

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>>690601648
fucking get my pokeball and scream get back Arbok

Forget my dumb cunt girlfriend, I'm going to beat the shit out of this guy for using synthol and disgracing bodybuilding.