Abortion unless you can raise kid

abortion, like in 2 months

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accidentally trip her down the stairs

Op here we haven't seen a doc yet an don't really want to jump straight to abortion.

>>690595758
Be the best father you can be.

Man up and be a good father. I just had a kid 3 months ago. Best thing that ever happened to me.

Tom leykis' hail mary

Man up and take care of it. I have a 4 month old girl, best thing ever.

>>690595758
Wait until it's born.
Get a paternity test.
Marry her if it's yours and live a happy life with your kid.
Dump her if she's been whoring.

>>690596104
>>690596137
>>690596339
This
>inb4 i gots no money
Well, that is the price you pay man. Be a great dad, raise your child with your gf. You can do it, and you will love every minute

Move west and change your name. Defend the town from savages and take the sheriff's place when he dies.

>>690595758
mods

>>690595758
if you want it, and can afford it, keep the unborn shit
if you want it, and cant afford it, put it up for adoption
if you dont want it, why the fuck didnt you use a double wrapped condom?
>ABORT ABORT

>>690595758
Raise it if you can, abort it if you can't. This shit isn't difficult unless you're a hippie communist cunt.

>>690596650
>why the fuck didnt you use a double wrapped condom?
May as well just jack off.

>and a few select friends


Everyone knows.

>>690596774
Yeah? You know what sex is for right?

>>690596848
Procreation by purpose, brudda.

>>690596104
This. That happened to me, my boy is 5 now. Since there's an economy of scale, he's got a little sister who's almost 2. Being a dad is hard, but worth it. The time you will spend will probably be more worthwhile than whatever other crap you would have done.

>>690595758
Toss her down a flight of stairs. God will decide whether or not you keep it.

>>690597014
Exactly. Dont have it, if you arent prepared for the outcome. Seriously.

>>690597056
Unless it lives and ends up being born crippled.

>>690597056

>God

I dunno, that Christian god from the old testament, he'll handicap the girl for life and leave her pregnant, he's a dick, I'd make sure with like $400.

>>690595758
when baby is born take baby and put it in oven and say it's turkey

>>690597161
That's why I'm still a virgin. :^)

>>690595758

the 1st few months with the new baby are hell.

>>690597234
Hey thats a good thing man, anyone who says otherwise is probably also ill prepared to be a parent.

>>690597337
First 7 weeks, once that bitch sleeps through the night its all good.

>>690597354
or ill prepared to be a good chef

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>>690595758
pretty new in here, huh OP?

>>690597461
Get outta here with your turkey nonsense

Accidently push her down the stars

Op here. Little late to double wrap a condom. Gf is only 20 with her whole life ahead of her. I'm 30. Still married. Gf trying to come off opiates but is more than willing to stay clean if we decide to keep it

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>>690595758
"sorry honey I gave her too many sleeping pills"

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If don't want: Abort
If girl: name Lilith
If boy; name Lucien

>>690597632

Nope.

Abort.

Do it. It's better this way.

>>690597425

yeah. our 1st kid was/is really difficult. 2nd one is way more easy (so far).

if you put an aborted baby in a blender will it be scrambled eggs ?

>>690596088
Do you guys want a kid and can you support it? If so, have the kid. If not, there's an abortion pill that will work in less than 24 hours.

>>690595758
>few days ago
>gf says shes prego
>later found shes just testing me
>she isnt prego
>thank the gods and leave the bitch

Nigga, you better be sure of she is really prego, this bitched are crazy

laxatives give her LOTS of laxitives

>>690598046
No

OP here. Definitely sure she's prego also we've only been dating three months.

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>>690598227
Had a gf do april fools like that. Kept it up all day, i was tripping. I almost withdrew from college that day, and found a job to support the kid but at the end of the day lol april fools. Well next time we had sex, april fools i stuck it right in her pooper.
>mfw

>>690597016

This also happened to me. Difference is I hate my life every second of every day. The ONLY people who think parenting is a 'blessing' are people who had no ambitions to begin with.

>>690598730
And here we see a product of the me generation. Glad to onow you are a selfish dick who didnt have the foresight to have protected sex, and now your kid will grow up with a not so loving father because he is so self absorbed that he doesnt see what a gift kids are.

>>690598918
kids are a gift ?

>>690595758
An hero

>>690598918
>gift kids are

Kids aren't a gift, fag. You're only saying that because your life had absolutely no meaning beforehand.

>>690599216
Yes man.
>>690599368
>lol you were a loser before lol
Ok. Enjoy raising a shit heel that my tax dollars will have to support. Get your head outta your ass

>>690596104
This. Be a real man and teach that kid right from wrong.

keep it, sex during pregnancy is pretty awesome.

>>690599640
>muh tax dollars

So worthless and gullible, good to know.

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>>690595758
when baby is born throw baby into radioactive waste see if she gets superpowers, and if not say it was an "accident "

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>>690599871
>my kid ruined my life
And like i said before, youre a selfish turd. Even though im starting to suspect pic related