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>>690595513
newfags don't know what rekt means and post shit like this
>>690595513
Nigger.
>>690595513
ı don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ʍɥǝɹǝ ʇɥǝ ɟuɔʞ ʇo bǝqın˙˙˙ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou ɟınd dǝɐd bodıǝs soɯǝʇɥınq ʇo ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ? ʎou ʇɥınʞ bǝɔɐusǝ ʎou qǝʇ ʇo sıʇ ın ʎouɹ ʍɐɹɯ ɥoɯǝs on ɐ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ ʇɥɐʇ ʎou ɔɐn ظusʇ ظoʞǝ ɐbouʇ ɥoɹɹıbןǝ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ʍɥɐʇ ʇɥǝ ɐɔʇuɐן ɟuɔʞ ıs ʍɹonq ʍıʇɥ ʎou quʎs? ʇɥıs ıs ʌǝɹʎ ɟuɔʞǝd up, ʎǝʇ ɔɹɐzʎ ɐssɟuɔʞs ןıʞǝ ʎou ɐɹǝ posʇınq dǝɐd ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ıʇ's noʇɥınq˙ sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs, doınq ʇɥıs sɥıʇ doǝs ɟuɔʞınq noʇɥınq˙ so ʎou ʍɐnʇ ʇo ɔoɯǝ on ɐn ıɯɐqǝboɐɹd ʇo bǝ ɐn ɐssɥoןǝ ɐbouʇ ʇɥınqs ןıʞǝ ʇɥıs? ןǝʇ ɯǝ ʇǝןן ʎou quʎs, ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן ɟuɔʞınq ʍǝɐʞ˙ ʎou ʍouןd nǝʌǝɹ bǝ usǝɟuן ʇo ʇɥǝ ʍoɹןd ʍıʇɥ suɔɥ bǝɥɐʌıoɹ ʎou pɹǝsǝnʇ˙ ɥonǝsʇןʎ ʍɥʎ do pǝopןǝ ןıʞǝ ʎou quʎs ǝʌǝn ǝxısʇ? ı bǝʇ ʎou don'ʇ ǝʌǝn ʞnoʍ ɐbouʇ ɥɐןɟ oɟ ʍɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ ɥɐʌǝ qonǝ ʇɥɹouqɥ ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝn ʇıןן noʍ ʍɥǝn ʇɥǝʎ ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝonǝ ʇɥǝʎ'ʌǝ ʞnoʍn dıǝ˙ ʎou ɐɹǝ ɐןן suɔɥ dısqusʇınq buןןıǝs˙ ısn'ʇ ıʇ bɐd ǝnouqɥ ʇɥɐʇ pǝopןǝ qo ʇɥɹouqɥ ɥɐɹdsɥıps oɟ ʇɥǝıɹ ןoʌǝd onǝs? sǝɹıousןʎ ʍɥɐʇ do ʎou quʎs ɹǝɐןןʎ ɟınd ɟunnʎ ɐbouʇ ʇɥıs? sʇupıd ɟuɔʞǝɹs ı'ɯ so ɐnqɹʎ ɹıqɥʇ noʍ ʇɥɐʇ ı ʍısɥ ı ɔɐn ɟuɔʞınq punɔɥ ɯʎ ɔoɯpuʇǝɹ sɔɹǝǝn so ʇɥɐʇ ɯʎ ɟısʇ ɔɐn qǝʇ ɐ qood ɥıʇ on ʇɥɐʇ ɐssɥoןǝ ɟɐɔǝ oɟ ʎouɹs, op, sıɔʞ ɟuɔʞs˙ sǝɹıousןʎ, ظusʇ ɟuɔʞınq qɹoʍ up ɐnd ɐɔʇuɐןןʎ ɐɔʇ pɹopǝɹןʎ ɐbouʇ dǝɐʇɥ˙ sʇupıd ɟuɔʞ, ʞǝǝp ǝɐʇınq ʇɥosǝ ɔɥǝǝʇoǝs ʇɥɐʇ ʎou sʇɐın on ʎouɹ sɥıɹʇs ǝʌǝɹʎ dɐʎ˙
>>690596525
Sweet, free hat.
>>690596232
The Black linear on the floor looks like He's timetraveling
>>690596063
kek
>>690598248
that was so fucking tight
>>690595513
rekt is what the dad and cops did to the sitter after they say this video
>>690597536
natural selection... now he wont sire offspring with the inability to turn their heads.
>>690598062
tl;dr
>>690598561
>15 minutes, still waiting...
>>690599540
spotted the newfag summer
>>690599732
as if you on this degenerate website for longer is an accomplishment.
>>690598062
Surprisingly I could read this....
>>690600144
Story time. Once riding my bike down my alley with my dad. Neighbors have his dog outside in his backyard with the gate open. Dog sees me ride by, runs straight at me and starts biting my arm. My dad comes over and throws the thing over the fence. Neighbor comes over yelling at my dad and then the dog comes running back out (neighbor reopened the gate) and came and started biting my legs as I tried to ride away again. My dad knocked the dog out and the neighbor starts raging at him and my dad basically says "if you and your dog don't want to die right now you'd better put you and that fucker inside". Was pretty bad ass and I got a few cool scars from it.
>>690599943
story?
>>690600393
Surprisingly i could fuck this
>>690598248
that was some fucking tekken move man
>>690596525
Filename. Kek
>>690598127
TOP KEK
Has any of u fags seen a vid that a female pooped inside other females pooper?
>>690598795
What'd they do? Link to story?
>>690601193
Ooooh
>>690596232
when u hit 88mph
>>690601972
I bet the ending is hilarious with sound
>>690595838
http://articles.latimes.com/1998/may/01/news/mn-45260
>>690601193
more?
>>690598521
nice one kek
>>690598561
this is 2 years ago..
some say the mouse has been doing this all the time to this day
>>690602267
Agreed
>>690601336
that was spectacular
>>690599219
fuck, i'm never donna trust escalators again
>>690597536
>free hat
kek
Rekt.
>>690600144
Old vid is old - http://articles.latimes.com/1987-07-02/news/mn-1919_1_pit-bull
>>690596257
1+ for being creative
>>690597061
a fucking fedora of course
>>690599943
kek get rekt grandma!! hahahah FUCK YOU GRANDCUNT!!!
>>690595747
what happened there? i can barely think of any accident that disaggregate someone in such a way
>>690604078
Truck ran over him - a big, heavy truck.
>>690597194
kek
>>690596232
Hope the producer of that device had to pay fucking boatloads
>>690596525
getting clipped by the car is probably far worse than getting hit directly on
>>690600725
shut the fuck up
>>690599943
kek, old people don't know when to keep their distance.
the man's paying for fuck's sake
>>690599943
5 minutes earlier...
>>690604148
a fucking truck can dissolve your entire body?
for fucks sake, i never go out anymore.
>>690603437
>star trekt
>>690605855
Because it would be so much less scary if there was enough of you left to flop around on the road like a dying fish for a couple of minutes while you're drowning in your own blood?
>>690595838
It's beautiful
>>690599943
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>690603924
Dafuq dat nigger tried to do?
>>690599943
why the fuck would anyone do this?
this retard needs to get executed.
>>690606622
It's funny as hell. Old people aren't some sort of special snowflakes. Who knows what the cunt did.
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>>690605884
Underappreciated post
>>690606168
story?
>>690607179
would be better named isis spawn camping
>>690607140
Ted?
>>690597194
holy shit
>>690599219
And nobody slams the emergency stop button.
>>690596232
what the fuck was he riding?
>>690606532
> dat moment you go robbin' but forget to load your gun
that bitch pulls the trigger three, four times and realizes he's basically holding a paperweight
that's when he starts crawling away, but he's already been shot twice by now
The third shot probably tore through his lung tissue and arteries like a knife through hot butter baby
My prognosis is 60 seconds of comprehensible life followed by 60 seconds of gurgling blood, wrything in pain and heavy convulsions.
Shop keep' should have gone for teh double tap, that's like sick XP bruh
>>690607880
kek
>>690599943
this felt good. Fucking old people need to know their place.
>>690600612
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THERE'S PEOPLE
>>690606532
Why did it take these fucks so long to realize the obvious threat.
>>690608232
this. old people can be annoying as fuck, they think they deserve special treatment for ruining the economy
>>690608232
lol. But this is too far
>>690595602
rekt not gore thread you dyslexic fucking piece of shit
>>690608232
Respect your elders son
That old bitch just got smacked into dementia!
>>690607140
JAY ARE U FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>690601310
Nah, just a sloppy, telegraphed wheel kick
>>690600612
This is the actual Antichrist
>>690600777
Nice trips mate
>>690597454
that kid is GONE
>>690598892
niggers, KEK
