How did he die?
his car squeezed him to death
Captain I forgot to engage the parking brake
- spock ivanov
>>690590106
He was struck by a wessel.
Goddamnit I feel horrible for laughing
but it's too true
>>690590106
He wasn't a good drunk driver
>>690590106
MOTHERFUCKER WAS PINNING BY HIS OWN CAR THE SILLY FUCKING GOOSE
His car pinned him up against his brick mailbox structure.
>>690590106
the illuminati did it, its a murder
>>690590106
He was assimilated by the Cars.
I read how it happened, but still.. I dont know.
>>690590638
>they said buy a house on hills in Hollywood
>they said it's gonna be cool
>they said parking break will totally hold 2 tonns of iron on wheels on that incline
Klingon bastards killed him!
>>690591628
I dont like cars without this.
When will America wake up and realize no one needs cars. It's time to ban vehicles and save thousands and thousands of lives. Not only will the earth feel better, we'll all be healthier and we can stop people from driving to stores to buy guns, keep those with guns from going to the movies and disco and prevent criminals from escaping a crime scene. Imagine how amazing it will be.
>>690592671
i love BMWs too
Got mistaken for a womp rat and got shot by some guy in a T16.
M. Night Shyamalan fell asleep at the wheel of his car and pinned him against a tree
>>690593632
Zap Away Anton, Zap Away
>>690590934
Let the good times roll
>>690590106
Transporter accident.
Now I feel aweful. Rest in peace Pavel.
>>690590106
He forgot to disengage warp speed.
>>690590106
Scrotal edema caused eternal bleeding
Wasn't that the guy driving Paul Walker around?
>>690592760
Kek, but I actually do believe that personal vehicles should be prohibited in major cities. We (USA) also need more high speed railways. The billions we spend on war should be going to new infrastructure, but I guess things will have to get worse before they get better.
>it's only at the brink that we change blah blah blah
>>690592671
Are there cars without parking brakes?
>>690591038
>read how it happened
>still doesn't know
Did your parents have any children that lived?
he got smushed
shhh... it was an 'accident'
>>690595373
No, but faggots that only drive automatics think they don't need to use it. They just let their trans take the weight when they park on an incline. Chekhov probably had it in neutral instead of park. Darwin award incoming.
>>690590106
Transporter malfunction
another victim of nepotism bites the dust, and nothing of value was lost.
>>690590106
He forgot how to close a door. That's how he died.
>>690590106
He didn't know what the hand brake was for.
>>690590295
Holy shit it hit me. It hit me so hard like a truck. THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED ON FILM EXCEPT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
>>690590798
27 is an important number, another sacrifice is being made
"The lips of wisdom are closed, except to the ears of Understanding"
>>690590106
wery wery unfortunate his weehicle pinned him down.
dasvedanya sweet prince.
>>690590106
Hey /b/ give it a brake already, will ya?
>>690598206
APEX KEK
>>690590106
Now the rest of the cast please, so this fucking abomination they call a Star Trek reboot can die with them...
My feelings about this are neutral.
>>690590106
I usually don't give a shit when celebrities die, but I kinda liked this guy, and will miss his acting.
>>690592671
gay boi needs his black cock to grab
>>690590106
In Soviet Russia good times roll you
>>690590106
did he died?
>>690590106
I thought this was spoilers for the new movie but now I am sad. RIP Wictor Wictor.
>>690590295
His car was a jeep grand cherokee, the same one that had recalls put on it for a confusing shifter that always went back to the middle - so you could leave it in neutral but think you had it in park.
>>690602897
Yes.
>>690595844
nice dubs. thanks anon i learned something today. people driving autos usually take shit for granted
Like no man died before?
>>690590106
Shitsux, he seemed like bro.
I'm even trying not to imply that his death sounds slightly funny.
If this would have happened to Donald Drumpf, everyone would be clutching their sides from all the laughter.
>>690590106
penetration
>>690599324
lol
>>690590106
stupid accident. It could all have been avoided had he not done something stupid.
He was a red shirt afther all....