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anon, what's the worst thing you've ever done ?
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anon,
what's the worst thing you've ever done ?
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>>690588798
Worst, I'm not sure. I did fuck a hooker in my girlfriend's bed recently, which is a Bad Thing to do
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>>690589012

Been there, probs my worst too.

Question is, will you do it again?
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>>690588798
i replied to an idiot once..
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>>690589092
I have, and I will continue.
>I have no self-control.
Will you do it again?
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pranked the japanese ambassador
had sex with my cat
lured my doctor into sex

hard to say
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>>690589187
when?
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>>690589300
Is your cat okay?
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>>690589202
Currently setting up my next one as we speak. Too fucking addictive by far.
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>>690588798
when I was about 5 I killed a dog because I thought it was a toy or something. One of my earliest memories and it's awful.
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When i was in 8th grade i figured out the password to my crush's email and spied on her for months.
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>>690588798
licked my sisters pussy with her friend watching
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>>690589300
wat
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>>690589358
yes

put cheese on my dick and had the cat lick it off
didnt work
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>>690588798
more plse
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>>690588798
>what's the worst thing you've ever done ?

loved her
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>>690589470
Cheese is more of a dog thing, probably.
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Fooled around a little with my best friend's girlfriend
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>>690589300
I really need for you to greentext all of these experiences. You know, for science and stuff...
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Jacked off in my little sisters mouth...
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>>690589463
Greenext nao pls
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Stole panties from my crush's backpack, sniffed and put it back. Should've kept it.
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>>690589322
you see...no one is innocent..
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>>690588798
stole a packet of chewies from a 7/11, felt like a dick later then when back and payed.
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>>690589463
story?
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>>690588798
sauce?
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Helped my friends rape a girl.
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>>690589467
the doctor one?

when i was 8 the doctor use to check my temperature by putting my penis into his mouth or sometimes i would check his

went on for two years

eventually my parents found out and after all the hulabaloo it was decided i was sexually precocious and had lured him into it

he eventually was shot by one of his other male patients
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>>690589300
Greentext the doctor story please.
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>>690589583
story please
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>>690589542
Fuck
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>>690589553
How does that even work, like in what way does greentexting change it? Is greentext somehow indexed?

/Newfag
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>>690588798
I made a bitch who I hate fall in love with me because I hated her so much and I wanted to own her completely
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>>690589781
greentext now please
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>>690588798
Made a machine that turned water to food. Launched it up in to the sky to end world hunger then it started to over heat. The food got bigger and crushed the town below. Everyone died but they still made a movie.
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>690588798
i masturbated over a dead girl from my school
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>>690589781
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>>690589553
>be me
>expo 86 (i am old)
>see at the expo giant japanese diorama of transportation
>im working at comic shop golden age collectables
>we have a godzilla doll
>cut the doll in half and a ttach a flag to his back like samurai saying "godzilla lives"
>go to expo and put doll on diorama

later they found it and decided it was cool and moved it to another part of the diorama and had army and emergency vehicles responding to him

the ambassador saw it and yelled "GODZIRRA"

for the doc one see >>690589787
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I fingered my little sister in a movie theater while I sucked her tits. Fucked up but the shit was cash.
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>>690590105

Close the door on your way out would you?
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>>690590166
see
>>690590168
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>>690589542
>>690590075
Samefag. And also a huge faggot.
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>>690590105
Are you fucking retarded? It's called elaborating you stupid bitch.
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>>690590166
what did she look like? both alive and dead
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>>690590127
Was she busted? Did you hate fuck?sounds hot js
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>>690590203
How does one go about initiating this?
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>>690590228
not until late august
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>>690588798
Post on 4chan.
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>>690590274
I didnt see her dead obviously but she was the sluttiest in my school and died in a car accident.
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>>690590349
Very well, please be quiet until then.

>Lurk moar
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>>690590272
how the fuck would anyone whos really new here make that connection after just reading "greentext that" lol
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>>690588798
dumped long term girlfriend so I could go off and shag a few other girls, mostly because I was high as a kite - undiagnosed bipolar, first manic episode. She loved me, and I realised about a year later that I missed her and had done a terrible thing. But by that time she had moved out of the country and I didn't see her for nearly twenty five years. We met by accident - and have been together now for two years. Love can last, and conquer all, but I still feel shitty about it.

Also once strangled a cat, but that is small stuff in comparison.
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>>690590191
That's actually breddy cool. Thanks bro.
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>>690590338
Well for a long time, I was a shitty brother to her. I finally realized that I cared about her and we ended up getting really close.
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>>690590127
Then what happened?
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>>690589787
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>>690590513
yur welcum mum
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>>690590482
Things that never happened. The thread.
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>>690589542
deep. too deep.
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>>690588798
fucked tons of hookers, did lots of drugs, sold drugs (sometimes even when i knew they were shit (pills with no MDMA etc)), fucked girlfriends of a couple of guys i knew, otherwise mostly standard stuff
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had sex with the lights off in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>690590513
No, thank you
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drive by at my own sister's quinceanera
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>>690588798
S-sauce
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I slung a full can of Dr. Pepper into a guys face as my buddy drove past him at about 60 miles/hour. The guy was walking along the rode side minding his own business. We saw in the news later that night that he died. We never got caught
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>>690590899
Dubs confirmed, you are one sick fuck, anon
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I went to the Swedish embassy in Oslo and wrote Swedistan on the wall with black paint.
>Mfw I am the ambassador
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>>690591026
i want to stab you so bad right now
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Did my cousin in her sleep when I was like 12.
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>>690590999
trips of truth

you should sue that Southlands show for ripping off your intellectual property
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>>690588798
coming to this thread probably
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>>690591150
Consequences
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>>690590482
man i feel you. i also have bipolar and was in manic episode when i met my friend whom i fell in love with. but i only realised it when we didn't talk anymore because he found someone else and i got really sad about it. i think about it every day four years later.
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>>690591118
You're probably to fucking fat to get out of your chair so I couldn't be less concerned fago
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>>690590513
nope
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I think I'm a monster, I chat with women just to make her fall in love and then i dissapear without no regrets, it can take one month, one week, one year but I will success, I fake everything she needs to hear or see to accomplish.

Then I read the emails, the message they leave me and feel happy.
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>>690589542
You sappy cunt
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>>690591348
im actually quite skinny mate
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>>690590129
>drunk slut at a highschool party
>got her on my car and drove her to my boys house
>tag teamed her for a while
>dropped her off at home.
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>>690589463
Greentext
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>>690591406
Im sure you are still a fucking worthless cuck
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I did coke with my best friend who works as a cop. And then I sent an anonymous e-mail to his office claiming that he does drugs on a regular basis. Needless to say, they did end up drug testing him.
He got fired, and now we do coke every weekend. I'd say it was worth it, but it feels batman sometimes
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>>690590075
>>690590797
>>690589542
Same massive fucking faggot.
Kill yourself you "look how deep I am" faggot.
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>>690591500
at least i dont make things up on 4chan to get off
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>>690589549
Nah, peanutbutter's for dogs.
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>>690588798

Years ago on the O2 mobile network, there was thing called Bluebook. Which basically archived SMS messages, MMS messages, phone records etc direct from the network as a backup for users phones. Thing is, it pulled all the data straight from the network rather than from peoples devices. This is key.

At the time, I had more than a sneaky suspicion that my (now ex) girlfriend was cheating on me. I setup Bluebook on her phone while she was sleeping, and created a web login. I could now read her messages before she'd even read them without her ever knowing. I could even see what she had sent.

I quickly found out I was right and dumped her, but still had access to Bluebook.

One extra feature of it, was you could send up to 10 SMS messages a day through it. I quickly signed her up to a bunch of these subscription based "daily joke" or "daily ringtone" services that rape you for loads of money each month, then deleted the confirmation texts before she could retrieve them so she didn't know. That probably cost her a lot before she realised when her next bill came.
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>>690589787
lol
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>>690591568
Like telling me you're not fat? We all know you are disgustingly fat your piece of shit
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>>690589787
>8 yo and is doctor fug
>who's fault was it?
>8 yo obvi
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>Be me 18 with a girl for half a year
>She's 9/10 but pretty fucked up
>Get with an 8/10 that is normal
>Tell 9?10 the truth and I want to break up
>She says if we break up she'll kill herself
>take bluff
>She hung herself that same night
>still with 8/10 and its better pussy anyways.
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>>690590899
sicko
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>>690591670
lmao im actually not but you make up things which never happened aka I threw a can at someone and I pretend to look edgy on 4chan, what are you a gay 14 year old?
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My ex got wasted and started following me while talking shit. So I walked into an alley, waited for her to get there and threw her in a dumpster. Then I knocked her out and walked away. She woke up there next morning, and I don't think she remembered.
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>>690590513
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>>690588798
your mom
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>>690590482
Faggot please.
>>690590513
Warning that if you respond to this you'll get cancer. I'm on chemo right now because of this post.
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>>690588798
I shot up Columbine high school and got a pair of idiots to take the fall.
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>>690591514
You're a hero anon, keeping the streets safe.
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>>690591693
things were different in the 70s
i had 4 parents for a while there
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>>690588798
Probably molesting my cousin while play fighting. Made her cum, but i think it really fucked with her head. Shes a lesbian game designer now, so thats pretty cool. Not sure how she feels about it but we're cordial, she hugs me at family gathering and I don't feel any tenseness but I can't help but wonder. We were both underage at the time so it wasn't anything illegal but I was a 3 year older
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>>690588798
Went over seas as a drive . Couple convoys got shit stolen from them when they stop while on patrol. Ordered not to stop anymore . On main road , family on motorcycle and a single bike on mopet. Not enough space to pass withough hitting something . Hit single guy and keep driving. The cops came to arrest me but my chain of command stopped them. Spent rest of my days inside the wire .


Still can't drive to the beer store
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>>690591796
You probably wish I were you sick ass pedo fat body. Go to a gym and lay down the cheeseburgers. You're gross
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>>690588798
Had sex with a girl in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>690588798
I once tried to live a normal life.
Turns out, nothing in the world wants that to happen.
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>>690588798
probably cumming and pissing in my wife's 3 little sisters food and drinks

I also love getting random dudes to tribute them
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!test!
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>>690588798
I killed a whole family in Irak, including children and pets
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>>690591026
Please be telling the truth.
Can you find a link to the news report?
Did it specifically mention that he was hit by a can of soda?
That's fucking awful but for some reason I'm delighted.
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>>690591711
KEK
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>>690591966
Choice between single guy on mopet and a family on a motorcycle*
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>>690592071
how old?
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>>690588798
sucked off my cousin
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>>690589583
story
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>>690591514
What was your motivation to do that?
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>>690592151
well right now they're 17 18 and 20, but i started when the oldest was 16
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>>690591711
>Says getting good pussy and not getting guilt-tripped into a relationship is the worst thing he's ever done.
You are a fucking saint.
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Stole a ceramic cardinal off an old lady's birdbath.
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Bullied my Mother while she was an alcoholic to the point where I punched her when ever we argued.
My Father was exactly the same with her when I was a kid until they divorced
Strangely enough she has forgiven me...
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>>690590513
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>>690588798
Well anon
I'd have to say browsing /b
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>>690589418
You are a living example why I hate children.
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>>690592071
I uhh hope this is not real.
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shit on the living room floor as I moved out of my apartment to spite my landlord. This was about 2 weeks ago
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let my extremely young adopted sister suck me off
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>>690592380
Found the summerfag.
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>>690591125
story. now.
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>>690590513
NOT THIS AGAIN
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Was 6 pulled pants down and let brother and his friend touch me and hold hand fan to my cunt. Became a fucked up maso later and love perverse shit.
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I once gave a homeless man a fake $20 bill.
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>>690592421
it is, i juts can't stop doing it
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>>690592493
Kinda hot.
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>>690592457
hot, how young? did she swallow?
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>>690592505
Damn, that's cold.
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>>690592548
How long have you and your wife been married?
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>>690592493
My dick hard, meet me somewhere.
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>>690592071
I'd almost forgotten about the time I worked as a general assistant at a daycamp. I put away the kid's lunches in a big walk in cooler. There was this terribly cute little asian girl , I memorized her lunch box. One day she had tuna sandwich, I spanked it into the sandwich and found an excuse to walk by at lunch. She made a face but swallowed like a good girl.
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Stole money from my dying grandmother
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>>690591026
If this is true, you do know you deserve to die right
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>>690592457
storyyyy
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>>690592113
Sadly no.. I have tried to find it before but it was over 15 years ago when I was in high school. We lived in a small town and they didn't really put a lot of stuff on the internet. I looked for it in old news articles from surrounding counties but to no avail. It did say in the paper that they believed he was struck with the soda because it exploded when it hit it. It wasn't open. I was so terrified that I tried to act like it never happened. I didn't really want to save the paper like a serial killer lol. I didn't want the guy to die, I just wanted to bounce that can off of his face for a laugh. I hate what happened but fuck it I guess. Im sure someone will kill me in a shitty way so karma can laugh some day.
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>>690588798
sauce?
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Worked as an old bus driver. Took these kids to a farm area. Sat out side of bus eating there lunches. Some old bag though it was that damn Sasquatch. Kids got back on bus with piss on their pants.
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>>690592457
How young?
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>>690592477
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>>690588798
>be me back in '99
>bet my friends Eric and Dylan 50 bucks they wouldn't shoot up a school
>lose bet, but they don't show to collect
>mfw
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>>690592088
dingdingding....we got a winner.
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>>690590513
faggot
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>>690592225
Well we always did coke together before and shit was so cash. So I thought getting him fired would help him realize that coke > police. And it did.
I got him a new job afterwards, and now he's mall security in my hometown. But he did want to be a cop. His dad before him died a cop, so I guess that made him glorify the profession. But it's still a shitty job
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>be 14
>best friend is 15
>he has a younger brother, who is 10
>his younger brother thinks I'm just the coolest person ever because all his brother's other friends won't talk to him or let him be part of the group
>he gets me in to yu-gi-oh
>I'm not a sore loser so I don't mind playing with him even though I have no cards and don't know how to play the game
>long story short, I got him to suck my dick, I sucked his too, eventually ended up fucking him
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>>690588798 put my penis in a toaster to give it a little bit of color. thought it was too white. deffinately did the job.>>690588798
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>>690592649
together 6 years married 2
>>690592670
very hot, i love when you can tell they taste something off but don't speak up

pic is oldest girls panties and mouthgaurd
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>>690592941
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>>690592088
I wish you were my soldier... I would have had you take one to the face and blamed it on the haj... Worthless fuck.
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>>690592682
Also talked my ex wife into an open relationship after being caught cheating, then left her for the woman I cheated on her after she fucked some dude telling her I couldn't be with a slut.
Also stole my ex wife from my best friend who was madly in love with her while they were dating. Also was getting head from her every day before he came home from work then she'd pretend she was sitting outside the house waiting on him the whole time.
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>>690592071
My wife loves it when I cum in her friend's food. I'm a very good cook as well, so her friends like eating at our place. Nothing quite like my wife blowing me and furious fingering herself while I tell her what I did and how they gulped it down.
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>>690593037
Are they never home? its summer where are these young fuckers now a days?
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>>690590513
Fuck
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>>690592580
Only for Asian eyes and Dick bro.
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>>690589300
>had sex with my cat
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>>690589300
Nice
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>>690590166
how did you get into the morgue?
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>>690592361
Did she take care of you, or just let you do whatever and didn't give a fuck?

What I'm asking is, were you a piece of shit preying on your own mother for having an addiction but struggling to be a better person, or did she deserve it?
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>>690593210
Then ate it? Fuck you core g
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>>690588798
Be born, I've learned to live with it especially since just my very existence is just irritating, I sit here minding my own business, and I still piss people off. Its kinda beautiful
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>>690593200
This that gud dick
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>>690589463
fuck that's a good story.. more details please.

the friend watching makes it better
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>>690592998
Didn't expect that.
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>>690588798
When I was 16, I woke up in the middle of the night because a 3yo boy was fondling my balls. I didn't stop him and he ended up sucking me off. I never moved or said a word but I've always felt bad. Last year, I finally saw him again. He's like 14 now and he had no clue who I was. I def got some gay vibes off him, though.
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>>690588798
i've done a lotta bad shit. i'd have to type for longer than i have time for
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>>690592670
>>690593037
Get help.
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>8yrs old
>kid in philly gets stabbed over Pokemon cards
>my school bans Pokemon cards
>day 1 of 'ban'
>kid brings full collection of cards
>300+
>teacher catches him - takes cards
>kid flips out
>goes hysterical
>teacher walks him to principal
>student teacher runs trap
>2 friends distract student teacher
>anon does a snatch and grab
>hide cards in backpack
>toss backpack over school fence at recess
WHEREAREHISPOKEMONCARDS.JPEG
>friends and anon split the haul three ways
>kid was hysterical for weeks
>free 100 Pokemon cards
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>>690593371
Nah need the real stuff
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>>690588798

raped my girlfriend in vegas when we were drunk, she cried the whole time and said no. I forced her to tell me she was my younger cousin while i fucked her cause that turned me on at the time
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>>690593110
Also made my best friend's autistic brother suck me off a couple times.
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>>690593489
How do I know you even femanon
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>>690593136
They all live with my MIL about an hour away, the come stay at my house pretty often. whenever they're out doing whatever girly shit with my wife i go through their bags, usually when i know they're coming i save up some cum in the back of the freezer and add it to most of their meals. They say they like my cooking but sometimes i can see in their faces it tastes off lol

>>690593129 love this, i want my wife to jerk me into their panties
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>>690588798

>be me
>grab a bunch of anime girls pics
>enter every fuckin' waifu thread
>claim a fake waifu every time
>never claimed my actual waifu
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>>690589676
And they say ima fagot
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>>690589012

I drugged my girlfriend so she'd fall asleep, took her atm card, and got 150 to get a hooker in amsterdamn
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>>690591796
Lol, one of my best friends pitched a 32 oz fountain drink at another buddy walking down the highway. Just to be a dick. They were gonna stop and give him a ride home to change. But, it hit him in back of the knees and he took a fucking dive from hell.
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>>690593421
Oh I'm long over that and am a productive member of society etc.

Just never trust a teenager. If its a girl and smaller then a mag-lite its been in their vagina. If its a boy they've cum on it.
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>>690593527
Pretty fucking hot tbh. Any "naughty" pics of oldest? Will do tribute.
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>>690588798
SAUCE?
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>>690593524
You don't but I don't think you have that yellow skin either so oh well
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>>690588798

pretend not to be a fucked up pervert so that a girl would fall in love with me. Then slowly told her more and more of how twisted I am sexually and watch her despair as she desperately tries to accommodate my bizarre fetishes and realizes the man she loves is a fucked up pervert
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>>690593284
Who said anything about a morgue?
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>>690593502
My wife wants me to roofie her and rape her (so she won't remember). Don't know where to get roofies though, never been into the whole "drugs" thing. Also scared of her just up and dying because some nigger sold me arsenic by mistake or some shit/
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>>690591375
I mean really you should kill yourself, you are actually a burden for the world
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>>690593778
My step dad is Asian but that about all I got m'lady.
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>>690592903
Chris Farley?
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>>690592973
So... Paul blart > LEO ....? Kill yourself faggot. He could of still done blow with you.
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>>690593584
Drugged her with what? Did she figure out what was happening, and would you do it again?
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>>690590166
I capped to a dead girl..... That ass though
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>>690590513
hate this post
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>>690593290
She put food in the fridge, but there was more beer than stuff for me. She still had a job but would drink too much the night before. It was happening for a long time from when I was in school to when I started college. I just had alot of problems going on, but so did she. I wish I treated her nicely. But I ended up in a psychiatric ward after trying to kill myself. We've both changed and she has found a new husband and I've found my own place to live now.
tl;dr I'm not so much of a violent twat anymore, but neither is she.
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Raped 17 different girls and gotten away with it.

>Go on a date
>Be nice
>Invite them back to watch a movie
>Just force them on the bed and fuck them.. i'm a big guy they can't do much
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>>690593925
:D
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>>690593961
Which dead girl? Have a pic to share?
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When I was a sophomore in high school, there was this really cute new girl. She immediately started having a fight with a female friend of mine. So, I made a website that basically just said "click here if you think femanon is a bitch."

I've never seen someone cry like that because of me... not like this.
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>>690593916
Lucky you
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>>690590513
fuck
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>>690593569
Absolute madman
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>>690593746
i wish, i've always wanted to get into one of their phones to look for nudes but they keep them locked
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>>690594000
checked
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>>690589300
Gonna need to hear the Japanese ambassador story
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>>690589012
That's not bad, it's awesome. I wish I had the balls to do it.
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>>690594000
Mannequins find it hard to fight back.
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>>690593971
>Hates post.
>Replies to it.
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>>690590513
i hope you die
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>>690590513
fuck you
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>>690594000
How come they never go to police?
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>>690590305
Go on
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>>690594259
In Japan, more scared of their parents than the police
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>>690589552
You are human garbage and the reason why marriages never last longer than a couple years anymore.
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I fucked my girlfriends best friend. I came all over her face and then I made her apologize for being such a whore to her boyfriend on facetime
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>>690594355
Stay classy.
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>>690588798
i raped a turtle
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>>690594000
Nice trips

Don't you think if you've already gone so far as to go on a date and things are going well enough for her to agree to come back to yours for a movie, don't you think you've got a pretty good chance of having sex without having to rape her? Or do you enjoy the rape part about it

Also if they know where you live why didn't they report you to the police?
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>>690594259

because his fantasies do not include policemen.
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>>690594359
Yeah, you are total scum. You don't deserve to even have a best friend.
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>>690590699
lost
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Well I was out drinking with some friends and then clubbing, got to drunk and had to crash at a friends place.

Woke up remembered nothing after left the club.

But apparently I had gone up in the middle of the night and took a shit on one of his dinning room chairs and on the carpet.

Couldnt eat for days after that, I mean holy shit (No pun intended)
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I fucked my next door neighbor who is an escort while my wife was in the ICU.
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>>690593995
That's good to hear anon.
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>sucked my ex's dad cock after he broke up with me
>told his mom
>they divorced now
>regret nothing
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>>690594449

in my country maybe the girl wouldn't go report to the police.

She'll just pay some hitman something like 200 bucks to torture and kill the sucker
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>>690588798
beated and then raped a boy who menaced to rape my sister, i dont really know if that was actually a bad thing, but his life went down after that and now he is a huge faggot that would suck anyone's cock for some bucks
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>>690594449
enjoy the rape part.. It's not kinda hit and strangle them rape.. more of, ignore the no's, and just take off all their clothes and fuck them rape.

80% leave happy and come back for seconds.. 20% delete me off Line, never talk to me again.

police are a bit useless, also they are more scared about embarrassment and shame than anything
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>>690593584
Unlicky bro can get a stunner there for 50 euro and a nog for 40
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>>690594639

good little slut
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>>690590127
and then when u woke up while in the 8th grade... lol fag
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>>690590899
Fuck you man.
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