>>690583861

im sorry.

wanna come over for a glass of wine sometime?

Fuck you faggot fight me

Kek, im Jerodie, faggot

>>690583861

But dude, we can share her. Monogamy is old as fuck.

Send him Gary pics of sharpie in pooper

>>690584007
thats a fuckin 007 right there.
send it nigger

>>690583861
I'm sorry this happened to you, but I'm really not Andrew. -Send photo of your face to prove you're not Andrew to her- See? Would you like to talk about it?

That should get the thread bumpin'

>>690584007
roll

Ask or their address and mail them a vial of feline aids

>>690584351
Follow this, OP.

I want some details!

Send him a dickpick

yeah i fukked her so wat? i did her hard in the ass you cuck face. GO GO GO

>>690584351
This

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>>690583861
LOL - It is a guy that sent the text. Not a girl. Learn to read.

>>690584608
Just do this don't be a pussy

>>690584608
this, along with "Do you want some as well?"

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What next?

send: "I am a huge faggot and this is clearly fake"

>>690584007
reroll that shit

>>690585042
Tell him you lost your phone number and ask him to text you your number.

>>690584608
this is the best option I think. obviously.

>>690585042
Bet you wont faggot

>>690585042
now find out where the fuck to meet up

then go fuck someone

>>690584608
This

>>690585299
CHECKED

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This thread is fake and gay

>>690585922
There you go OP say the dubs to him. Also send him a dick pic

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Here

Look, she was there, I was there, your kids were there. It just happened. If it's any consolation, she only really seemed into it with the dog.

>>690586246
Kek

Ask for a dick pic from him

>>690586246
nice

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SEND HIM THIS YO

>>690586603
Send him "cheese pizza"

>>690586603

>being interested in other guys being circumcised or not

He's obviously a closet gay.

>>690586603
-----ATTENTION-----THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENET---

Foreskin is love. Foreskin is life.

More penis = More pleasure :3

Uncut & Unharmed <3

(Circumcision is mutilation because mutilated men are a ''one and done'' in bed. Once they cum, it's over. Not to mention it takes them as long as 40 minutes. Delayed ejaculation is a serious disorder and a dysfunction not to be made fun of. A normal man reaches ejaculation in as fast as 40 seconds. And then he keeps on going. Second ejaculation at 2 mins. Third 4 minutes after 2nd one. Fourth 6 minutes after the third. Fifth ejaculation 12 minutes after the fourth. Sixth ejaculation 15 minutes after the fifth. Seventh 20 minutes after the sixth. Eighth ejaculation 25 minutes after the seventh. Ninth ejaculation 30 minutes after the eighth. Tenth orgasm 35 minutes after the ninth. This can go on for hours depending on the stamina of the man. Since the man is intact and the nerves in the foreskin are more powerful and stimulating than a God, the man can keep cumming for hours and hours and hours even after his balls are empty and the orgasms are dry. This is how an intact man has sex. It just feels so good your dick never goes down as long as you keep doing it. Unless there's something wrong with the arteries, but that's a vascular problem. )

There is no medical reason that would require the amputation of the foreskin. Circumcision has no place in medicine. Unless...your doctor is greedy and wants easy money, or if the lobbyists from beauty cream companies paid to endorse circumcision or if he has a Jewish background, or if it's none of those but he himself is mutilated so he can't admit to himself what was done to him, so he does it to others to re-assure himself. Male Genital Mutilation is always unnecessary.

I feel responsible to educate people about The Holy Foreskin.

That will be all.

>>690584746
Ehm
Are you retarded?

Wanna suck it?

Well Andrew. By law Im forced to tell you I am a convicted child molester. If you want to fight or something bitch, let's go. BUT do NOT bring any boys ages 4-9 with you. Bitch.

I'm so proud of what I done! Now, bc u are disrespectful, I want you know that I've also fucked your sister! Its finished between us stupid dumb ass
------
Hoping she got a sister

I have aids sorry/

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Dicks dick.

Classic.

>>690586985
"You never know until you try"

Can we have his number?

>>690587277
Winrar

>>690587333
Winrar

>>690587333
Trips has spoken.

>>690586766
someone will have to take the bait.
1st. I'm not circumcised

2nd. There are many reasons to get circumcised medically, on a quick google search you can find many reasons.

3rd. Why the fuck is is lasting 40 minutes in bed bad and why the fuck do you want to cum every 2 minutes? P.S you can cum multi able time even if you are circumcised.

Why do people even argue about this topic...

>>690586985
Keep going OP

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He's trying to play it off like a joke, so I kept it going.

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>>690587333

>>690587621
TELL HIM YOU HAVE AIDS
AND NOW SO HAS SHE

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>>690587471

>>690587621
But for real dog were fuckin

>>690587742
ROLL

>>690587621
>didnt deliver

>>690587742
Rollin for this niggas idea

>>690587781
Oh dear gods, I have done wrong against against Mr. Mackey. BRB killing self

>>690587621
I pillaged her anus..

>>690587742
Rolling

>>690587742
ROLL NIGGA

>>690587983
Rolling for this

Mother fucker tell us what happens

>>690586766
this must be the worst bait I have ever seen
-10/10

>>690587742
roll

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He started calling me

>>690587471
anyone else use Gamestop as a bank?
I got really pissed off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card.
Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged.
The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't shit they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them.

I don't need circuncision since your bitch clean it up on a daily basis

>>690588322
Snek kek cake

>>690588322
Tell him that if he doesn't fuck off soon, you wil have his information doxxed.

>don't actually dox him though, the thread will be removed.

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>>690588360

>>690587333
>>690587377
>>690587633
Dubs confirm the trips.

>>690588481
Fucking garbage. This movie sucked cosmic dong.
The Ranger spacecraft is launched on top of a Saturn 5, but later is shown to be able to land and return star trek style on 1.3g high-grav planets. Why do they need anti-grav if they have space cars.
Entire fucking NASA operation somehow hidden from world and top-secret for ten years, despite employing hundreds of people to build rockets and space stations and launching them from within the fuel range of a Ford F250 of the farm.
NASA has been building INTERGALACTIC spaceships for a decade but the guys wife died because MRI machines no longer exist?
How the fuck is earth going to run out of Oxygen.
Why did we need a 10-minute scene with the drone. Why is it from India. What the fuck was the point of this scene at all and why did it keep getting referenced.
How the fuck is Brand going to "incubate" ten human bitches from tubes.
Why is love the only thing that transcends space and time? What happened to hate, longing, the written word, myth, memories?
No problems taking this giant fucking military robot into space with us. It's not like mass is important when you're going to space. Why does the robot look like that? It's an homage to the Monolith. How fucking forced.
It would be near infinitely cheaper to build domed cities to grow crops than to build and move to fucking Oneil Cylinders orbiting the gas giants.
Why is everyone dressed and acting like it's the 1930s.
Why does Murph tell Cooper to fuck off. Why does she have any idea that Brand is alive. The whole fucking movie is about him getting back to his kids, but in the end, she's like "Lol I have other people now go play with your space bitch."
How is brand an emotional idiot and also a physicist and an astronaut. Why does she love Edmund.
Why the fuck does the captain of an INTERGALACTIC spaceship need to have wormholes explained to him in Blues Clues tier language

>>690585581
Xd lol thats intomidating

>>690585581
Overused meem aleert

>>690588322
I will pop you, just like i popped your wifes ass

>>690588742
newfag alert

>>690588577
Meh

>>690588742
summerfag

>>690588785
Yes.
>$2.00 have been deposited into your account for idenitfying the newfag.

>>690588906
Thx m8, Mt. Dew here I cum!

>>690588860
>>690588785
Seriously though, I'm not going to start something so incredibly petty.
>am shut up

Say; no im not dumb, im Bi. Wanna get it on?

>>690588322
top kek

>>690588322
Reveal it OP

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>>690589259
roll

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>>690583861
Tell him you have connections.
To people.
>pic related, I know her as a family friend, but she likely doesn't have time for this.

>>690586766
>a serious disorder and a dysfunction not to be made fun of.

why did you come here?

how could you marry a girl who doesnt move in bed at all? she just lies there waiting for me to do all the work. she sucks properly thought

>>690583861
Yo

>>690589433
Oh, looky here.
I rolled dubs on accident.
Cool!

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>>690590066
lmao u got dubz again

well this was fun for five minutes. op tqkon a shit?

>>690587471
>2nd. There are many reasons to get circumcised medically, on a quick google search you can find many reasons.
Sure, Shekelstein

>>690585042
did he say ard? are you from philly

>>690588322
Meet him to murder him then kill yourself by choking into your dick

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I got sick of him calling me every 2 seconds so I caved, but he's too stupid to give up.

Spam his messages with Traps

>>690591638
Your* Why can't americans spell? Fucking dumbasses

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>>690591994

Muritards are stoopid

>>690591994
Honestly, I saw that typo as soon as I hit send. American's is capitalized and you forgot a period you dumb ass. Everyone does it fuck face.

>>690584007
/thread

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>>690587471

1. That's false
2. The only benefit is reduction in infection. I'm sure that outweighs the con of having sex and blowjobs be subpar compared to uncutfags
3. If you were uncut, you wouldn't be questioning this. And if you were cut, you wouldn't be able to make that last statement.

kike detected

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>>690592616

You just won a reward

>>690592616
This!