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claim

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Miho claimed

>>690575957
I tow cars and shit. And no that aint my boat.

Im also from Texas there fam.

And i use to have 2 bull mastiffs.


Be on later.

My grandma just died today. My aunt and my mom can't stop crying.
I won't post my avatar because I'm not attention whoring. This is the only place where I can say this things because I don't like to speak about this kind of stuff to my friends.

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Best type moon claimed.

Finally got around to scaling up the MB faces.

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>>690577349
My condolences, stranger.

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>>690577363
It's looking nice, new pics of her eyes are always nice. Can you post a more neutral expression?

>>690577536
Not a stranger, I just don't like to make a big deal out of this stuff.

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>>690577201
Minumin claim

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I wanna go for a nap.

But I have work in a bit.

>>690577349
You should get better IRL friends then or, you know, talk to some of your family members

Talking to people over the internet who only give you sympathy to seem nice to the rest of the community can only keep you satisfied for a certain amount of time, you need real interaction.

>>690577322
>>690577363
>>690577447
You 3 always seem to be here

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>>690577349
Sadly neutral expressions don't take to have her eyes activated.

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>>690577641
You wanted wallpapers right?

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>>690577349
First of all, my condolences
I have the feeling you' might be just an anon that didn't get any sympathy elsewhere
whatever it may be, I feel for you anon.
I remember when my grandma died, and when I heard my other gran had Alzheimers. Heartshattering. Nothing can really make you feel better now. It's time to grief. Time will eventually heal these wounds
We'll be here if you need to vent

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My girl,for now.

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>>690577719
Yes, exams are over and I haven't bothered to get a summer job yet.
>>690577641
>Not the good Ilya
ONE JOB

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>>690577349
We're here for ya, man.

>>690577765
different person im guessing, but post away anon.

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>>690577617
Not knowing who you are means you're a stranger to me at the moment.

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Let's see... Does anyone want voice acting or something? I can say random things in a girl voice.

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>>690577719
I don't have anything better to do.

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Fucking finally! Just enter Wisconsin. Still another few hours before I'm home though


>>690577667
Hey megumin, how did last night go?

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>>690577719
Because they are
With the end of my studies so will I

>>690577890
Were you the one that said "Chen will you marry me?"

>>690577967
Hello Fran

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>>690577890
Say awoo~.

Do it now.

>>690577890
Say
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Hello

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>>690578101
Heya Mio. You missed fun car talk.

>>690577890
Say time to test my penis enlargenator

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>>690578060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PswsUu9GRY

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>>690578064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YLhoFOy3cV

I can't fucking do that m8. holy shit

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>>690578050
So how are you today?
I think megumin died

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>>690577730
Wait fuck I misquoted and was very slow to notice.
>>690577349
My condolences but you really should try talking to your friends, most people are better at helping you than strangers online.
>>690577543
see >>690577730

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>>690578504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L1vWjHnBWj

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>>690578204
I was there. I just didn't say anything.

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>>690578647
You did fine. Try a bit more like this.
https://youtu.be/yLkZY8GjdRw

I'll save that shit flac yo.

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>>690578885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m7UZ6KqA5m

fackin hell

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>>690578833
One day I'll think of something to have you say...one day!

>>690578835
Miiiiiooooooo, why?!

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C L A I M E D

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>>690578833
Made me laugh


How about WIZARDS! NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG!

>>690578965
Want a bf?

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Good afternon waifu!

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>>690578647
>>690578779
>>690578833
Just hearing your voice makes my body produce less testosterone

>>690578780
I'm bored as fuck
I hate the house I'm staying at now. Internet is shit, it's cold and wet and there's nothing to do for miles away
>megumin died
Megumin is kill? ripperoni

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>>690578965
Yes~!

>>690578965
Say
>Sally sells seashells down by the seashore seeing saying sure alright how much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood while peter piper picks a peck pickled peppers

>>690579109
Seems like the other trans is better yhan you.
He also has a cute voice

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>>690579111
trips confirm less testosterone by hearing girl voice

>>690579067
hello Fran! How are you?

>>690579281
I guess so.

>>690579349
Faggot. You are an inferior trans.

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>>690579109
Hey Chara! Almost home

>>690579111
Oh shit, sounds terrible


He probably just got distracted and left the thread after his claim

>>690579349
Almost home!

>>690579244
No wait, say this

>Pad kid poured curd pulled cod

>>690579111
4chan

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Hey guys! Like my outfit for today?

I'm just lying around the house. Nothing special

>Azusa

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>>690579527
I can live with that. I mean just look in tumblr. Makes you feel better about every life decision you ever made, even if they were bad.


>>690579540

>>690579244
No wait say this
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

>>690579633
Spread asshole
Insert finger

>>690579633
You're waaaay too muscular to be a trans

But cute outift

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>>690579019
I don't know that much about cars, I never really looked at them or anything. So I kept out of the conversation

>>690579729
Only on first take tho

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>>690579633
Hey, fag, take that iPad and put it in the fucking trash where it belongs.

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>>690579349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xPBnK79ycA

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>>690579633
>black
Ruined

>>690579850
He's cancer.

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>>690579806
I think it's just the way the pic is. I don't work out or anything...

See?

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>>690579850
Wot Chara's trans too
I thought me and Azusa were the only ones

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>>690579909
Only half.

This is in the light.

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>>690579349
>girl
Nah man

>>690579540
I'm gonna try to escape today or tomorrow but I gotta make sure I plan it or I'll be forced to go back
Megumin ADHD confirmed

>>690579557
this

>>690579633
>3D
>man feet and hands
>way too muscular
>Ipad
At least your place looks cool
2/10

>>690579850
Can you say "Skyrim belongs to the nords"+battlecry

>>690580017
Yeah this is cuter

>>690580105
Sharpie in pooper

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>>690580105
Oh ok then that's not too bad, still not in any way convincing, take a not from Maki's(?) playbook.

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Are we /soc/ now?

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>>690580115
My hands and feet are smaller than a Madoka Magica book...

Don't know what the fuck happened with that pic.

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>>690579726
It really does, it is always good to know that you might have fucked up, but those people are FUCKED

>>690580083
You are alive!


I also didn't know you were

>>690580115
Why are you there in the first place? Family?

>>690580247
Basically

>>690580247
No but if someone is going to be an attention whore, a whore for my attention they will be.

Assusa, sharpie in pooper

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>>690579540
Huh, forgot to say something

That's great, get home fast and save.

>>690579850
Yeah, I'm also trans. Probably. Don't have a counselor yet, free healthcare is sending me in circles pretty much.

>>690580083
guess we're three now

>>690580284
pretty much, it's amazing how ignorarnt you can be and still live good.

>>690580275
If i would be a trans i would be cuter than you chara and the other trans
I have long cute hair

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>>690580284
I'm just now coming out

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Yeah... I get a bit of confidence and I get shot down. Story of my life.

I should probably hang myself or something...

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>>690580331
He is a tranny, that's like the ultimate attention whore maneuver.

>>690580422
Use syndra approved rope mang
Jk ur cool

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>>690580473
I'm seriously starting to think that you're me

>>690580422
You are cute.
i would go out with you

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>>690580247
Apparently we're /lgbt/ now

>>690580275
Well then, that was some forced perspective shit right there then

>>690580284
Little sister
Usually I sit in my own room in the apparetement near the university but I go back to visit my little sister. I hate my dad and stepbitch but I can't leave my sister behind

>>690580331
roll for this

>>690580422
>inb4 Syndra

>>690580542
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

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>>690580513
>Jk ur cool
Stop it

>>690580569
Is lil sis loli?

>>690580648
You dont
I would suck yours

>>690580731
http://youtu.be/VAnRV2fWHiU

>>690580569
who is syndra

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>>690580530
Same could be said about you.

I'm going to my day-job now, when I come back, I'll fix my roommate's TV and then probably post a bit.

Bye.

>>690580982
Ur mum

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>>690580995
Bye

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>>690580357
Just three more hours

The mountains were fun, but it will be great to have a shower and see my mom

That's why my sister and I watch TLC reality shows sometimes, so bad

>>690580416
Embrace yourself! Be happy and all that shit

>>690580422
Want to talk about it?

>>690580569
Yikes, hope you can get out of there

>>690580473
kek

If I were to be a tranny, probably I woul've been cuter than most of you faggots.

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>>690581091
Oh boy, we also have reality shows here, but we know those are made from the TV station, so I can't take them serious.
>My parents like to compare it with me though
>look, you're gonna turn out like this, do you want that?!

>>690581272
bait/10

>>690580422
You shouldn't let people drag yourself down, especially if they only know you from the internet.

But you should also try to stay a bit realistic.
For example you have a really beautiful voice.

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>>690580705
lil sis is 16 and not very loli

>>690580982
He who never sleeps

>>690581091
Here's hoping man
Internet is so bad here I can't even play overwatch. Even the amerifags could play overwatch on EU. The people here are total assholes. I would never return if it weren't for little sis

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>>690577201
>rattle rattle

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>>690581362
>bait/10

faggot.

>>690581272
>pic related
my lips.
I would be a better tranny.

>>690581639
Those lips are fucking disgusting, seriously I would get a doctor to look at them.

>>690581719
Kek
Be jealous fag

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>>690581570
Hi Sachii
Good day to you

>>690581639
Congratulations on being a potentially better faggot

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I am leaving

Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be

bye

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>>690581362
We know they are at least over doing it, if not fully scripted, but it is still hilarious.

>>690580982
Satan himself

>>690581507
Shit, is the internet that bad there? Where are you?

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>>690581864
This. Most anons in this thread are edgy teens who think they know what 4chan is all about

>>690581881
Belgium, dade's house is some kind of modified farm in the middle of fields next to a very small village. We still have the ancient roman cobble roads outside

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>>690579823
Fair enough I guess.

>>690580083
I am as well, but I quit the pills and have since given up on ever passing unless cyber bodies become real. Until then, I'll make do how I can.

>When your ride home at 7 in God damn morning is really warm
Today is going to be suck to the extreme in terms of heat.

>>690581507
Still fukk it nao

>>690578795
>>690577536
>>690577780
>>690577824
My friends are mostly girls because i don't know, they seem more trustful.
Thanks guys, I'll go speak what's on my mind right now with one of them.

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>>690582055
Hey Juri

>>690582089
Small towns, especially historic ones like that, can have some cool stuff though. Of course I'm only talking with amerifat towns, which can turn into tourist traps

>>690581639
Jesus Christ how disgusting

>>690581881
True again, but I don't really like it. But then again, TV never was what I liked

Oh, no pics since lil brother is at Laptop playing Terraria

>Chara

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>>690580422

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>>690582442
Same, fam
All the friends that I've had that are male suck

>>690582647
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCK$

>>690582442
Sorry to hear it man. I overlooked it before, but you have my condolences. We're here for you

>Chara

>>690582834
Trans chara still eat my balls right?
>kunta kinte

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>>690582312
Nah mang imouto ain't for fucking. Imouto is for caring

>>690582442
>My friends are mostly girls
>they seem more trustful
They might seem like that but they're not

>>690582638
Yea we have some historic buildings and shit but after a decade I've pretty much seen it all. Really the worst is that everyone here speaks french while I'm terrible at french. One of the girls from the neighbourhood once came to confess her love to me and I couldn't understand her. She needed to get her mom to translate for her.
>mfw
I rejected her

>>690582979
Send tits to this address

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>>690582647
Just like laughing at how dumb it is


>>690582817
Really dedicated, aren't you?

>>690582979
Oh yeah, forgot you have probably grew up there


Holy shit that's hilarious

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>>690579633
I'd hang at your place
What headphones or headset are those? Recommend?
>>690580530
Pic: This isn't water
>>690582089
Yea, I missed the old 4chan with moot, now we have Mook
>>690582055
Hello there
>>690582979
Rejected the girl, had her mother translate. Jeezus that sucks for them
>Tristana claim

>>690582979
What if i fuck her?

>>690583116
EDIT: send severed tits to this address

Does... Does anyone know if Azusa is okay? He doesn't seem so well...

>>690583263
https://youtu.be/c5s9cH6fJaI

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>>690582979
what are you fucking gay?

>>690583340
Na. im a bit worried

>>690582979
>Mom had to translate
Oh my god that makes rejecting even harder!
How does one even fall in love with someone they can't talk with?>>690583140
It's probably only good for that kek
>>690583263
Assuming you aren't trolling I think he hut is a bit down because People critized his looks

>Chara

>>690583263
It's not like the snowflakes commit suicide over nothing, oh wait.

>>690583413
That isnt funny dude

>>690583411
not trolling

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Fuckin Internet's out Gotta use my 4g hotspot. Not happy. Hows everyone doing?

Im doing decent. Just had coffee with a fuckin girl im gonna try to get with. Im pretty sure its going down. She kept giving me the eyes bruh. I brought up anime and she geeked out. don't get it twisted i didnt start breathing heavy and talking about anime just brought it up to as why i was pissed my internet is fucked up cuz i wanted to watch hundred. Could be the one. Who knows.

>>690583669
Mentally ill people are always funny

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>>690583116
>>690583238
Do it

>>690583140
Been here for a good 12 years now
It was super awkward at that exact moment, and rib-crushinlgy hilarious immediately after

>>690583149
Her mothers face when I told her was priceless
She was fucking stuttering when telling her daughter
I still laugh about it while at the same time feeling bad for putting her through that

>>690583159
Then you gotta fite her boyfriend first

>>690583263
>coming on /b/ as a trans
>expecting sympathy
Yeah even if we didn't rip him apart he should've expected to get roasted

>>690583348
She spoke french
fuck off Mugi, I have standards

>>690583411
The rejection came as hard as a brick to the face
No idea how she managed to fall in love with me, I only haphazardly spoke maybe twice with her at a neighbourhood barbecue. Then she started texting me. Every text was put through google translate. I can only imagine how broken my french must've been
For me it was pretty hilarious after it was over
For her not so much. 6 years later I found out she became a lesbian

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>>690583669
>suicide
>not funny
Pick one faggot

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>>690583411
What are you up too right now?

>>690583819
Sadly I don't have any hilariously akward stories like that

>>690583819
>implying her boyfriend isn't a pansie that won't bow down to my huge cock

>>690583669
Like I said. I think he feels down because he was critized for his looks.
>>690583819
>6 years later she's fucking girls
Holy kek

>>690583978
I'm just playing Kingdom Hearts on my smartphone. Nothing else

>Chara

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>>690583819
>6 years later I found out she became a lesbian
Not even bi? But I don't blame lesbians, they have good taste unlike straight woman.

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>>690583819
You did better than me
I asked out a tumblrfag and she said yes
One day later she breaks up with me and becomes lesbian

>>690584074
i didnt think it was that bad tbh

needs work but ive seen worse

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>>690583978
Sure you do, they're just buried
I only remembered this gem after you asked about my hometown. Also remember if it was awkward to you it's probably hilarious to us

>>690584011
>implying her boyfriend isn't a pansie that won't bow down to my huge cock
He won't unless you're the Schwanz king
He's a cool guy. Imagine a chad but more tsundere

>>690584074
>>690584208
Yeah full lesbian as far as I know. She's not a bad looking gal either, just not my type. I haven't spoken her ever since that fated day

>>690584299
Megumin, you're alive
>One day later she breaks up with me and becomes lesbian
You asked her out on the last day of her genderfluid bi-weekly cycle?
Yeah that's your fault you fucking rapist cis fuck

>>690584571
Send me her titties in mail
Like her actual tits not a photo

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>>690584435
Life is hard. /b/ might not be the best audience for that.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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>>690584144
My dog seems to be enjoying the trip though, it was super fun to take her on hikes

>>690584299
Holy fucking shit

>>690584571
None relating to girls at least, too shy and never really had a big crush on any

And I've only recently (6 months or so) starting identifing as gay, and only tried to ask one guy out. That failed horribly


Fran

>>690584734
Yeah. i feel sorry for him though...

im new to these threads. how do you decide a waifu

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>>690584299
I almost was put on the sex offenders list for talking sexy with my gf at the time. Parents weren't happy chaps.

>>690584889
Stay yout, you're a hugbox faggot and don't have a waifu.

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Claiming Happy.

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THIS LITTLE FREELOADER GOT HIMSELF AN INTERVIEW TODAY, CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW

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i found a waifu

Yukari Tanizaki claimed

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>>690584870
>>690584571
Then the tumblrfag flirts with me
More in a harassing way though
Twist my nips, slap my ass, etc.
I'm not even kidding either. Then her gf breaks up with her due to the fact she cheated on her with one of my best friends (male)

>>690584435
Yeah, trans get easily taken down since we are pretty much putting most of our energy to be pretty
>>690584870
Oh, dogs seem to enjoy everything, I mean I'd love to get a workout with my master if I were a dog
>>690584889
How we choose our waifu? Well... Who we like, easy as that

>Chara

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>>690584870
Tell us about your gay rejection

>>690585067
kek
Holy fucking what? Did they tap your phone or something? What exactly did you say to her?

>>690584889
You don't decide
You don't choose the waifu
The waifu chooses you
Perhaps you just haven't come across her yet

>>690585208
This UGLY son of a bitch is getting SUPER HOT INTERVIEWS and basically, you're fucking stupid

>>690585369
>mfw reading this
Call Esdeath

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>>690583149
Why claim her when there are far better options?

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>>690585497
No, we were flirting, it got dirty and then her parents found out by looking at the messages.
The next day I ended up in the DP office getting my ass ripped a new one, telling me how much of a disgusting freak I was for just being sexually active.

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>>690585067
Jesus christ not you

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>>690585766
It's too late to REEE at you.

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>>690585497
Damn straight

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Beerus claimed.

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>>690585766
Have this cute Megumin, take it as a truce.
Waifu stealer.

>>690585723
Ist this a new Megumeme-Anon?

>>690585799
Please choose different waifu
She is mine

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>>690586024
No, I was here before the other guy.
Also, she's mine.

>>690586142
That was a yes

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>>690585067
Is this story as interesting as it sounds?

>>690585369
Huh

>>690585435
Yeah, and all the new smells for her!


>>690585497
He was one of my friends, my best friend really. Super cute guy, part of what made me realize I was gay. He had said a few times that he was bi, so I thought I would have a chance if I worked up the courage. I did, also the night that one of the only girls I kinda liked but was somewhere between friends and casually dating said she wanted to be just friends, so I was super lonely and kinda depressed. I came out to him a bit strong, and looking back it is kinda cringy, and that kinda freaked him out. He said that he hated me and didn't want to talk to me ever again, which, luckily didn't put as much strain on the rest of our friends that much. Was pretty depressed and self loathing for a bit, actually contemplated suicide for a bit. I got over it though, don't worry. And he actually called and apologised a week or two ago, so we are back to friends and have put this behind us

Sorry for that wall of text, but you asked for it

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>>690586142
Those dont count anymore

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>>690586035
Palupa from the anime Seisen Cerberus, claimed.

>>>/h/4298728

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>>690586142
>Mfw I'm still waiting to find out which one

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>>690581863
good day peaches
>>690586015
>>690585766
your both going to change waifu next season so why does it even matter?

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ayy lmao i drove

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>>690586418
They might as well find a KanColle girl now.

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>>690586283
I don't care?

>>690586418
>>690586512
Thanks for being here btw I hope someone would mention it

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Claimed.

Its hip to FUCK bees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

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>>690586352
Waifus are for cute, not lewd

>>690586511
Yay!
Shit, seems like we have two megumin posters. When did this happen? Which one has been posting longer?

>>690586282
No mattet how often I read it, I love this kind of story. Straight out of a Shoujo manga. So cute and heartbreaking with a happy end

>Chara

>>690586612
Last time we had two as well, but they lived in different time zones so it worked for the most part

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>>690586511
Wait till you get on the freeway :^)