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Welcome to Club Kek. 4chan's most exclusive night club.

>singles get denied and have their beta shits kicked by the bouncer
>dubs get in
>trips get VIP
>quads gets VIP and free bottles all night
>quints owns the place

If you get in you have to turn up and post your dankest memes are you get bounced
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Feel right at home
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owner here
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PLEASE LET ME IN
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Yo diggity dawg. It's me, Step aside.
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Make way losers
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Mr. Owner here, let me in!
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>>690576354
safe man see you in the VIP
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hey its me
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lemme in bitch
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>>690576354
IM GONNA BOMB THIS PLACE ONCE I GET IN
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>690577011
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Ayy
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I brought some girls with me. Let me in fag
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Im here
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OP here. Sorry but I can't let any of you faggot cucks in. I bet you don't even have any rare pepes.
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Bitchez im back
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>>690576354
رولان
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No pepes for you fag. Im in
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Owner is renaming the place club auschwitz
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I own this place
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Kill me
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oh shit waddup
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>>690577394
No nigger, i do
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Bottles on me fags
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ayyy
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trips here
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Out of my way cucks check em pussies
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Oi let me in bb
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Evenin' gents.
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Let me in
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I don't even want to get in
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Im 12. Im going in
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This club is shit. Too many faggots in here.
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>>690576354
out of the way faggots
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can i go in ? im with my mom
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check it.
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>>690577624
let me in I am a vip fucker
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>>690577444

I'm with this fucker.
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k
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Move your asses
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Vip
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Topzoozle
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Vip plz
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shut this place down
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>>690576354
My numbers
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>>690577713
no. im with him
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77777 GET
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k
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FUCK YALL
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Pls let me in im looking for my friendo
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fuck niggers
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>>690576354
Fuck off, phoney!
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>>690577777
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I'm the "likes to fights guy"
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>>690576354
let me in or I'll bomb the place
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This club fucking sucks
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>>690576354
Take a seat, motherfucker. The king's here.
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>>690576354

Please let me in
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beta scum
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>>690577777
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>>690577915
King isn't getting in
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Vip status
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Yo dawg I'm on the list, check again
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A good evening to you sir.
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>>690578053
No you're not
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>>690578053
No no no, the other list
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wont ypu let this beauty in
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>>690578119
No
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>>690577993
Let's try this again then. My men are getting bored.
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check 'em
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>>690578211
>>690577993
Check em
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>>690576354
Let me in immediately, you smelly negroid.
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waddup plebs
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>>690578211
Dubs
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>>690576354
Lelkek Hi Im Thaddeus
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Let's fucking go
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hey guys
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see u in faggots
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vip here i come
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>>690576354
herro
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>>690576354
Time to head up to VIP
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Rollin up, check em
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allahu ackbar
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>>690576354
scuse me cuming thru
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I like it here
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Are you on the list BRO?
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This is now a gay club
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VIP here
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Fuck it, rolling.
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4chan 4 life
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Do you know who my father is?!!
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>>690576354
Nice glasses

Now get out of my way
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Attempting to enter
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Fuck you and your club you worthless slack jaw piece of Shit.
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rather go to auchwitz instead of club kek anyway
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Where's the bar?
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Good evening
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see you in VIP section
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>>690577444
witnessed
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>>690576354
I got some top quality Ramen for ya if you let me in.
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Oy vey
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I don't even like this place
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See you Niggers in hell
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Meme
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shots for everyone
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>>690580444
Your VIP status betrays you
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Coming through bouncer, make sure the VIP is clean for me.
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Step aside faggot
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>>690577444
hey man how it going ? Mind letting me in ?
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>>690576354
HI, no need to check ID's, right?
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Fuck your club. I'd rather kill myself than get admitted.
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>>690580658
Fuck off chicano. Build a wall of dicks in your asshole.
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h-hey there... m-mind if i maybe... you know... c-can i get in?
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eyy
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open up fagits, its me
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>>690576354
Kek
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i'll take a double kek an soda.
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check em.
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>>690576354
Owner get
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>>690576354

Fug out, im in
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>>690576354
Sup bitches
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Brb getting in.
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Little pigs little pigs let me come in.
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Hey I'm 18 I promise.
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>>690576354
heyyyy
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Let me in, faggot.
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>>690581708
oops
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I'm on the list, really.
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>>690577771
So close
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>>690576354
I hate clubs, I'll just chuck a brick at the bouncer from the car, dubs get.
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I'm the muslim fag shooting this gaybar too bits
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>>690576354
no thanks
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Let me in you fuck
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>>690576354
chek'em
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MOVE ASIDE PEASANT BOUNCER
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beat me good you fuccking nigger
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ah suh dood
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>>690581618
Ha
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>>690581828
I missed, have another faggot.
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Yo can I get w33d?
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ok
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Im too drunk to taste this chicken
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>>690576354

Im just here to pick up my wifes boyfriend.
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I voted for trump
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>>690582445
I said. I voted for trump now let me in
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IM FUCKING A WHITE MALE!
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let me in
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>>690576354
let me in pls
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hello sir
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Lemme in you exclusive faggots.
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Rololo
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>>690576354
Lemme in
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H-h-heres my ID, sir
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on the dance floor
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Fuck your club
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let me in sanpao
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Back in my day I'd punch you in the dick for not letting me into your club.
Now days its all about ip a dresses and credit card detalia
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>>690576354
let me in pls
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Fuck you and your club. It looks really shitty anyway.
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Cum at me bro!
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Let me in fag
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Ayy turn up
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Yo
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Ay let me in
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>>690576354
Check em
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>>690576354
Close down the bar
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>shows I.D.
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i have cancer
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Im in 4 sure
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Damn! Ain't no niggas gettin in here
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Outta my way niggers. here i come
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>>690582995
Dude stfu man bro brb getting a sick fap ma nigggs
We is da elite squarks out to tear dis shet in ya heer
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>>690583199
Fuck u
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Vip here
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HEEEY BUDDY. CAN I COME IN?
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I'm 18 I swear.
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>>690583199
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Ayy whats guud
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ayo whaddup fam
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VIP
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How you doing chiquitas
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Check em and kek em boys
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>>690583293
Sup is wuts gut

Y dint yo go an git gud
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I'm here to turn up
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I'd appreciate entrance.
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Squad UP!
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>>690577444
Heeeey. I know that guy. He can vouch for me.
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>>690583400
Chekd
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>>690583471
Heck
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>>690583499
Oh wow
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dubs and god is a nigger
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I own the place
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Here faggots
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>>690576354
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Pulse was closed, can we come in?
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>>690583573
Tell him im your friend man.
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Can i vape inside?
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bby want sum Fuk?
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It's me the cool guy
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>>690583788

haha dubs bitches
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Hello
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>>690583822
Stop hugging the dubs, i cant get in.
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fdhfg
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make way nig nogs
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>>690576354
im in
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scuze me make way lemme in pls
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>>690576354
Coming through
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>>690584066
Fucks sake. Everybody getting in except me. 3rd roll let me in . Or i'll shoot the place.
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Do you even kek bro?
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How vulnerable are you using tor?
Or any other deepweb browsers
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>>690576354
Says my name on the fuckin' lease, asshole.
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Kekroll
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Rickroll
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check em fags
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dubroll
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Quints bitch
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Don't mind me my good man just another VIP coming through
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let me in u faggot
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>>690584352
Answer or bananas n spiderman
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>>690584583
What the hell did you just fucking say about me, you little congroo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Hacking 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SERN, and I have over 300 confirmed exploits. I am trained in gorilla coding and I’m the top scientist in the entire Future Gadget Laboratory. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Akihabara, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Steins Gate? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across several timelines and your divergence value is being traced right now so you better prepare for the time traveller, maggot. The time traveller that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gel banana. Not only am I extensively trained in time travel, but I have access to the my entire arsenal as a mad scientist and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face ofJapan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held to your fucking D-mail. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. This is the choice of Steins Gate, kiddo.
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>>690576354
ill just be out here.
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>>690576354
Can i hang myself here?
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>>690584714
I love you
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>>690576354
I am fuckin VIP bitch
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Coming through boys
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>>690576354
Its mine.
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Hey my nigga. Lemme holla at the finnnnneeee pieces of ass real quick
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Witness this VIP
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Roll hehe xd
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>>690584899
You all good my nigger
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Seems like the party is better outside the club anyway.
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>>690584224
Sorry m8 you've been banned from club kek. I don't give a shit if you ever get dubs
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Let me in
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>>690576354
finally a nice party, make room for the alpha
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What the hell did you just fucking say about me, you little congroo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Hacking 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SERN, and I have over 300 confirmed exploits. I am trained in gorilla coding and I’m the top scientist in the entire Future Gadget Laboratory. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Akihabara, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Steins Gate? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across several timelines and your divergence value is being traced right now so you better prepare for the time traveller, maggot. The time traveller that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gel banana. Not only am I extensively trained in time travel, but I have access to the my entire arsenal as a mad scientist and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face ofJapan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held to your fucking D-mail. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. This is the choice of Steins Gate, kiddo.
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>>690585091
i can get down to this
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vip coming through
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>>690585091
dude why is this so true?
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>>690576354
step aside pleb
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VIP BITCHESSSS
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step aside
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rolling to get my ass whooped by the bouncer
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