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Did this guy die by getting squashed by his car? How retarded
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Did this guy die by getting squashed by his car? How retarded
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It's not retarded.
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>>690574749
It's pretty fucking retarded.
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/thread
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>>690574784
You're pretty fucking retarded.
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He's Russian
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>>690574840
Your mother is pretty fucking retarded.
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>>690573563
It was a freak accident you socially inept cunt.
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i was always sayin we should strive to perfection, cuz actions can turn against u radically. Thats why theres a safety message in elevators about not going in 1st and then dragging a large trash bin behind, so it wont kill u. Thats why u pull the hand brake - so the loose car doesnt kill any1
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>>690573563
He died doing what he loved.
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rip. he was a good chekov
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Yea, Left handbrake off and walks in front of car on an incline to open gate.

Does someone have that 'retard alert' gif of Mister Garrison?
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brought it on himself
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>>690575109
yeah, he was.
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>>690575172
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>>690575058
Yeah but not really a freak accident like a plane smashing into your house while your eating cornflakes.
He forgot to put his car in park and died, so pretty retarded
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>>690573563
Who is he?
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>>690575109
>good
>chekov

pick one
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Not clear it was his fault. There was a recall on his car because that model didn't always lock in park, but would be in neutral. Not clear yet what happened.
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>>690575315
Thanks bro. I'm on my phone so no /b/ folder. You saved the day!
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>>690575407
Some cunt.
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>>690573563
It is a design flaw in the grand jeep Cherokee you fucking Edgy autistic faggot.
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>>690575407
the kid from hearts in atlantis
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>>690575379
>doesn't know the difference between your and you're
>calls other people "retarded"

Tip top kek.
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>>690575582
>getting so butt injuried
Dude relax he was terrible in Star Trek and deserved to die. :^)
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>>690575710
he may of been a retard but here we are talking about him so he was clearly doing something right
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>>690575710
is this is b8?
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>>690575827
>he may of been a retard
>may of
>not may have
>calling other people "retarded"

Top kek. Lern 2 Anglish, maytee.
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>>690575774
>:^)

You're the scum of the earth and deserve to be eaten alive slowly by insects.
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>>690575710
>>690576015
Grammar faggots, the lowest form of faggot
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>>690576278
>Grammar faggots, the lowest form of faggot

That's spelling not grammar, actually. How does it feel to have the writing ability of a 10-year-old?
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>>690576402
The spelling of the word of was correct. It should be a different word, making it grammar.
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>>690575580
Is that real footage of what happened
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>>690576541
No that's a family of redneck idiots
That's an American driveway.
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>>690576504
>The spelling of the word of was correct. It should be a different word, making it grammar.

You could argue that, or you could say he badly misspelled "have" due to the contracted spoken form of the word.
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>>690576541
Hahahahaha
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>>690575519

That's Mrs. Garrison to you.
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>>690575484
>Faggot
>Faggot
Pick one
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I wonder if it killed him instantly or if he sat there thinking about how he left his phone in the jeep crushing him. Or even worse it was in his pocket he couldn't reach.

Feeling his pants vibrate from texts as he bleeds to death
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>>690577910
Or had one of those
>Well i'm fucking stupid
Sort of thoughts. Giggling to himself like an idiot
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>>690577910
Only girls and faggots put their phones on vibrate
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>>690578431
Ok then he died to the star trek theme
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>>690578431
Wait...
What?
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>>690578431
>fact
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>>690573563
>implying you've never died doing something retarded
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>>690576834
>he badly misspelled "have" due to the contracted spoken form of the word.
I thought it was because of the past participle, but that said, RIP.

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/19/anton-yelchin-like-crazy-drake-doremus
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>>690574981
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>>690573563
He was a russian spy with links to Snowden, CIA killed him, made it look like an accident.
Watch Alex Jones.
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apparently they just found a suicide note
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>>690579530
>>690579620
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>>690573563

RIP tovaritch. He wasn't much of a Dr Jerkov in real life though.
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>>690573563
Club 27!
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>>690573563
Glad he''s dead

The rest of the new crew hopefully follows
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>>690580323
nice one
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>>690573563
was a fucking retarded jew
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>>690575496
>>Be american

>>Be too dumb to drive stick shift

>>Die

Such is life
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odd thomas was comfy^2

i will miss him
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>>690580323
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>>690579884
dr flexi jerkoff was flesh gordon not star trek
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>>690573563
That's horrible. He was a pretty good actor too. r.i.p bro.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIBldJ9YmmM
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Funny, the news says no foul play and you all just blindly accept it.
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>>690580460
Found the 40 year old og trekky fan virgin faggot.
Nobody but gays and micropenis 70s nerds like the og Star Trek.
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Dang. I've liked him in everything I've seen him in. Odd Thomas was very fun. Poor Guy. That said, the first thing I thought of when I heard how he died was if a video of it will appear in a rekt thread soon.
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>>690580323
Yea I thought about this last night too.
Was also 2 days before summer solstice. Sacrifice?
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>>690580591
He was russian
With a fucking name of
Anton Yelchin
You fucking idiot
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>>690579530
Lmao.
Watch Alex jones is bill hicks.
And watch your whole world fall apart with one theory.
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>>690576541
This gif is as old as me. Welcome to 4chan newfag.
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>>690582521
>Newsummerfag

FIFY
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See this is why you should drive manual. You got a hand break and shit like this won't happen.
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Should have got his Jeep looked at. Recalled for the exact reason he died.
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>What is neutral
>What is park
>What is a handbrake

He was awesome in Alpha Dog though. Never saw anything else he did.
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>>690582338
Was he the magician kid from Curb your Enthusiasm?
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FUCKING ZACH MAZURSKY FROM ALPHA DOG
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>>690583722
>Frankie wants him to die because he is his dad's bitch and hasn't had a threesome even though he's a gangster
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>TFW Loved him in Alpha Dog
>Still mocked his death online
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He died as he lived; neutral.
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