>>690570901
Not finding where you live and beating the shit out of you

>didn't cure boneitis

not having a positive impact / fucked more

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>>690570901
Not dying before.

Losing my best friends and never reconciling.

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>>690570901
Where would I even begin? My life has been a massive disappointment. I disappointed my family, I disappointed the man I love, I disappointed myself. It is probably too late to redeem myself even if I don't die for decades, and suicide comes into my thoughts a hell of a lot.

>>690571668
but there are certainly also good parts of your life, right?

>>690571270
Spending the day on 4chan.

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Not telling the girl I loved her

Not making a move on her when I could

Never getting dubs

>>690570901
Not being better at speaking to people and making friends. I've never been antisocial but I always find a way to fuck up most social interactions I have.

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>>690571765
Yes. Despite everything I've done and everything I haven't done, my family and the one that I love are very very patient people and are all still there for me.

I guess being a semi psychopath

>>690571005
this

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>>690570901
Leaving my kids fatherless, or on a less serious note, not pushing my missus to try anal/not having tried anal in my life.

Becoming a cocaine addict,ive been off it for 10years now but it totally changed my life & the repercussions will be with me until the day I die.Otherwise all the other drugs I've used & still use are great but that fucking marching powder is the devil

Being a perma virgin beta loser

>>690572016
Check em

>>690571668
The least you could do is show tits

>>690572201
Anal's kinda meh anyway, different than vaginal but not really any better or worse

>>690572067
the thing is: it's never too late to change as long it's not too late >> e.g. when people die

>>690571270

"There is no point in committing suicide, because everyone commits suicide too late." - Emil Cioran

>>690570901

Not having published a comic book.

>>690572416
show me your dick first

>>690570901
Not being a murderer.

i have many regrets.
i did some terrible hacking shit to many people i knew and still know and consider friends. lots of shit that devastated some of them.
my girlfriend has no idea that it was me who fucked with her friends.
i regret it every day.

>>690572368
Nah check mine

>>690572448
I figured as much but there's a difference between assuming it's overrated and having tried it to see.

>>690572591
You should check em

>>690572526

You could always murder some pussy instead.

Heh no what am I talking about

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>>690570901
Never beating Kid Chameleon

>>690572448
anal is more work, I think it's mainly about the tabu or the extra intimacy. It can be a great extension of your sex life.

No regrets, ive had a good life

>>690570901
>babby's first time watching fight club
le do not talk about fightclub XD

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>>690570901
not kissing Michelle

>>690572588

>Underagefag detected

If this is your biggest regret you haven't lived friend. Wait until you really fuck people up.

>>690572656
>No regrets
Lol bullshit

>>690572754
There was no reason to post that post

I will deeply regret the amount of time I have spent here with underage kids and total retards instead of using that time by being a productive member of society.

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>>690572416
I'm a man.

>>690572464
You're right, I still have time, if not to get better then to at least make myself less worse.

>>690572766
it's certainly not my biggest regret. it seemed to affect a lot of people but it was just fun and games for me. worries me a bit. it's what came to mind

>>690572588
Wut

>>690572829

Best answer so far.

>>690570901
diying a virgin

no regrets cause look at my dubs

>>690572829
>productive member of society
Yes, you have not been a good goy.
Society demands you contrib...oh look, a quarter!

>>690570901
Not having enough sex,not trying heroin,not having enough anal sex with females,not having more 3somes,having psychotic episodes,i tried to kill my ex boss last week and haven't got a job yet again always do the same shit when someone talks down to me or insults me.i can't just argue or hit them once I go full on resulting in jail or other convictions

>>690572847
>I'm a man
What, like men can't have tits?

Has anyone been as far as really as decided to use even want to do more like?

>>690572847
get out of /b/ faggot

My biggest would be not asking the girl I liked out sooner. Took me a year and a half and she ended up not liking me anyway. As soon as she said no I moved on and met a much better girl that wanted to date me. I let the temporary embarrassment and sting of rejection overshadow the long term benefit of moving on. It's like keeping a band-aid on for a year and a half because you're afraid it will sting when you pull it off. Or suffering with some disease because you won't go get some fucking shot. Bottom line is don't do this. I'm not completely wrecked or sad about it, just can't get over what a gigantic fucking waste of time that was for me. Stay positive /b/ros!

Having spent my twenties on 4chan.

>>690571901
Definitely this, and just being too shy to talk to her.

>>690572966

Shut up faggot

>Waits for onslaught of death

>>690572966
>not trying heroin
That is entirely a thing you can still do

Never taking a bait
>>690573003
what the fuck

>>690573020
ehp

>>690573100

>Underagefag detected

Anyone whose biggest regret involves "not asking her sooner", has not lived. After you live a while, you'll realise you can say and do shit far far far worse than just "not asking" someone

Not telling my ex that I'm going to die.
I want him to feel some pain but in the same time I wouldn't wanna die without him know this, I'd feel relieved.

He used to hit me everywhere, beat me up but I still love him then he dumped me

>I should kill myself immediately

>>690572915
Whoa. Those failed dubs represent the same success you have had in life. Wich is none.

>>690572810
Not sure why youd find this hard to believe?
I have friends travel the world when i want to and fuck a gorgeous woman and a good job that i enjoy
>in b4 /b single neckbeard virgin herpa derpa hurrr durr

>>690573201
How could I possibly be a faggot with dubs.Now run along chimp while I go & play with the silver back's

if i'm going to die today i'm sure as hell not gonna spend those last hours regretting some stupid ass shit

Not punching my niggerfaggot boss in the face and cursing out the milktoast cunt of a manager I have.

>Im not a violent or outwardly aggro person
>they just keep figuring out ways to give me less and less money each check and how they can work less but make the same wage
>that dont make sense

>>690571668
If you decide to end your miserable life, make a post and link the twitch acc where you livestream it

wud b awsom

>>690570901

>if you were going to die today, what would be your biggest regret ?

Probably that I was dying today.

>>690573555
First dubs then trips... My god you are one lucky faggot.

>>690573221
Not really I have kids coming out of my ears now.So taking heroin at this point would be pretty fucking stupid

>>690573627

You often regret things that haven'thapoened yet? What kind of Autist are you?

>>690573349
Ehhhh, I wouldn't argue with you too much about not having lived to the fullest, I'm a pretty boring, risk averse guy.

Your conclusion that I'm underage may be presumptive though, depending on how young you think I am.

However, I do my best to spend time with family, always finish calls with 'I love you' in case anything were to happen, settle disputes to avoid long-term arguments...you'd be surprised but little things like that really add up and help to create a pretty enjoyable regret free filled life.

>>690570901

NOT HAVING YET VOTED for TRUMP

>>690573751
I'll buy the spare ones.

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>>690573616
I have no intention of killing myself. Besides, I've already done self-harm on webcam for 4chan. Nothing too serious. Just stuff like butterfly clips on my nipples, hitting myself with a belt, dangling my balls over an open flame, you know the usual quality entertainment. My 'stage name' was Sydney. Good times actually, one of the few really stupid things I did that I don't really regret.

>>690571083>>690571227
>muh bonitis

>>690570901

Not chasing my passion of fighting/martial arts as much as I could have /should be doing.

I stayed safe for a while with school, job etc and starting hating my life because I could have made something for myself. I probably still could. Already won multiple state titles.

>>690570901
not masturbating

>>690573714
There's no luck involved newfag

Living

Not having a boyfriend to fuck my passable sissy ass

Browsing /b/

>>690573934
Haha not if you knew what the little fucking shit machines were like I've one 8yrs old then 4 of them under 5

>>690573982
>missing the obious sarcasm

Read the earlier posts and try to learn to understand what you read, summerfag.

>>690574191
I could handle it. 4 under 5 sounds like much mischief.

Browsing 4chan so id be happy

I regret...

1. That I wasted so much time doing stupid things that didn't get me anywhere or made me grow in life.

2. That I "lowered" myself because I realized that I was actually better than the other majority near me, just so I could "fit in".

3. That I was behaving like people wanted and expected me to behave instead of having the courage to just be myself and live like the person I wanted to be.

4. Not having the balls to stand up to myself against bullies and haters in life who hated on me because I was either better than them, jealous of me, wanted to feel better about their sorry sacks of shit and didn't care about me or just simply were stupid bullying assholes. If I could go back in time when I was a beta fag with no balls in school, I would beat the living shit out of each of them and NEVER let anyone fuck with me.

I think many people here can relate to what I just wrote. If you do, always keep being an alpha and stay strong buddy.

>>690575011
if you were alpha you would fight those bullies back.
nice try beta faggot

That I didn't pull the trigger sooner

>>690570901
not fucking allyson

>>690573175
lmfao how tf u love a girl if you never talk to her before. grow up cunt

>>690570901
Hurting the wife by leaving her alone because of dying today.

>>690570901
Not telling my ex how I feel about her.
I feel she's a total bitch

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>>690570901
Not being able to witness the eruption of Yellowstone.

I just want to watch North America burn as the US is totally and utterly fucked completely and utterly on a Planetary level

>>690576318
Dont worry anon. I bet she wont be alone for too long now that you have finally realised that being a hero is the best thing you can possibly do to her.

I've had sex about 200-300 times, but I've never had more than 1 sexual partner.

>>690570901
Not doing enough with my time on earth. Had enough girls but I see how big the universe is and we still have so many questions about existence. I always thought already know of those questions would be answeredbytime I died....

I'd just hate to die without having done something awesome.

>>690570901
not having raped the little 5 y/o neighbor twat.

>>690576571
Jesus christ! Is that thing real?

>>690579180
Has to be.

>>690576571
any name or porn?

never conquier the woman i love