Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Kurumi claimed
I can't sleep and I miss my cat
That was odd.
Well. I guess that was a thing.
Came back just in time.
Miho claimed
>>690570197
INB4 Deleted by OP.
Claimed
i was saying how your ohayu faces are shit and suddenly everything ended
ohayu faces=the end of /waifu/
What the hell happened?
>>690570363
I didn't delete it.
>>690570197
Oops made a thread
Hey mods.
>>690570425
>smug this
>>690570399
I'll make you the picture you wanted
>mi liu
Homura is the gayest anime girl ever.
I bet she drives a Subaru.
>>690570436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc
>>690570559
Looks likes she's enjoying the noodles
oh goood
i hope they don't delete this thread aswell
:(((((((((((((((((
just kidding
DO IT
NO GUTS TO DELETE EVERY THREAD FROM NOW ON
MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS MODS NO GUTS
>>690570698
Fuck off mai
>>690570631
I would say she drives a DeLorean but that would be redundant.
>>690570399
>>690570698
OP deleted last thread. Cause faggot.
>>690570789
I doubt it.
>>690570698
>>690570697
They were tasty noodles.
>>690570766
I just lost my shit at that.
>>690570686
Jesus Christ is my nigga.
https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
>>690570559
>>690570425
Smug you say?
>>690570975
you are the worst faggot
So I'm on vacation atm...
I decided to take a walk and ended up here.
Guess where I am, /waifu/
>>690570962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>690571089
london?
>>690571089
London
>>690570962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-yRfRwJ7q8
>>690571089
Is that London?
>>690570975
Smug is a problem that needs to be dealt with, not anytime soon, but eventually
>>690571068
Why thank you sir, i appreciate the compliment
>>690571204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFzDrt3X0ns
>>690571089
I am from London.
I know where you are.
I'm coming for you, faggot.
Prepare your boipucci.
>>690571209
>>690571180
>>690571178
That was quick
>>690570631
Subaru? More like a Gremlin
>>690571143
What? Loli porn? Me?
No sir, nothing like that here.
:^)
>>690571204
https://youtu.be/yw7lUMC-m3Q
>>690571320
I've been there a few times, that's also a big land mark so
Nefeltari Vivi claimed
>>690571413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1zp953kVLs
>>690571068
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
Why?
Tristana claimed
kagami claimed!!
>>690571590
kAGAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSMHcT-TqJw
>>690571478
My favorite movie.
https://youtu.be/2CYzE6hGRdA
>>690571508
Well, at the end of your life, you're lucky if you die,
Sometimes I wonder why we even try.
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
With knives and forks sticking out of his leg.
And he said,
“Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?
Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?”
>>690571417
Is Mugi a Muslim now?
Also any car guys know what this is? I saw it today.
London is weird.
>>690571727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ullUnUP2J4Q
>>690571508
Is this you?
https://youtu.be/FVjbo8dW9c8
>>690571698
chen!!!
how's it going?!? i like that song by the way...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPLdYcHciQ8
>>690571790
Maybe she is. It was the most fitting London K-on related picture I had
>>690571790
Porsche 918 Spyder
>>690571790
918 hybrid
>>690571790
Small Penor Kompromizer.
The K and Z make is sekzy.
>>690571766
I saw a junkie laying in a puddle of his own blood last week,
I saw a cyclist get hit by a car.
I saw a homeless guy chug a bottle of mouthwash on Christmas eve.
No, you can never fall too far.
You can buy a Salad Glove, you can buy an iPod.
And you can sell that shit to Bookman's when your wife dies and you lose your job
You can hope it gets better and you can follow your dreams
But hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping.
>>690571820
https://youtu.be/i9yj2PAAk80
>>690571857
Nope Flight Of The Conchords
>>690571944
>>690571970
Thing has to be at least 300k, right?
>>690571727
Not getting what i meant.
>>690571820
kek and nice seizure warning
>>690572062
im coming for you faggot
>>690572136
Now that's just rude.
>>690572062
I dunno
I just used google
Maybe since its a Porsche
>>690571820
I got a seizure from this, you fucking moron.
Thanks, I hope your gandma dies.
>>690572191
Come get me then
>azusa
>>690572062
845K MSRP, bruv
>>690572244
$929,000...
>>690572467
Damn... I just want a BMW M4
>>690571917
everything good kagami!!!!!!
im just enjoying the nice weather, not really
is so hot outside i'll probably take a shower.
awesome song by the way
how about you?
>>690572032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM
>>690572361
One step ahead
>>690572393
>>690572393
Can we kiss?
>>690571820
FUCKING SUBBED
>>690572530
that's good to hear!! not about the weather lol
how hot is it there???
and im doing amazing!!
>>690572524
>BMW
>I came back to laugh at your choice in cars
>>690572538
https://youtu.be/ocKuyyZYfBU
i think using tripcodes is kinda gay and it causes that you look for some kind of attention.
>>690572032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPAHQsvlCLk
>>690572691
85 F
30 C
you're always doing amazing kagami
>>690572524
1969 Chevy Camaro SS right here m8
>>690572720
>>690572737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg
>>690572737
https://youtu.be/s1utBtQ26O4
>>690572736
Nah, they are pretty useful, especially for circlejerks.
>>690573022
true that, but i don't think /b/ is the right place to circlejerk with other people. but oh well, 4chan is shitty as fuck those days anyway.
>>690572793
ohh!!! that's not too bad, but i imagine that's super hot where you're from lol
and i have been lately!!! life is good right now, y'know that??
>>690573108
As someone who dailies to /o/, I approve of this spam.
>>690573224
:)
>>690573125
i don't know, kagami
i don't know
why is life so good right now?
I should really sleep.
Since /o/ has invaded, QOTT: What is your dream car?
Aston Martin (The Bond Cars) or the Batmobile.
Fite me.
>>690573328
you should.
>>690572524
Made you a qt playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvGpJD0kA2v4Wb58jzS8ZBjMUl1zJbIyo
>>690573204
I had one of these.
Bought it for $900 cash, drove it straight up the rockies and blew the transmission up. Left it right there on the side of the mountain and never saw it again.
lol
>>690573108
It definitely isn't, but this is the first one cj on /b/, nor is it the only going on at the moment.
There's g/fur, draw threads, s/fur, shota, loli (I think), animus (dead, now on 8ch).
And even before those there are Alice and Box threads.
>>690573403
*not the first cj
I fucked up.
>>690573271
a certain person...that's why!!!
what's your reason for life being good??
>>690573355
Which Bond Aston?
>I will answer when you answer
>>690573355
1986.5 Supra Mk.III with a turbo. The only car that would make me drive more than ride my bike.
>>690573355
beauty that i am posting at the moment or volvo 240 Turbo, 244 Turbo or some from 900 series.
>>690573383
lel, gg no re fam.
>>690573403
that's true, ui-senpai.
well, loli threads are mostly dead by now. i used to be there a lot. also i was on animus too, but place just fucked up now.
>>690573355
an amc pacer, or jeep wagoneer, because it was my first car lol
>>690573381
>best music
>handlebars
>lithium
mah nigga
>>690573648
Not done adding to the best music
>>690573577
I never posted in animus, but I was on ks/b/ a few times and draw threads, other than that, SA forums my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB2AfwpaYw44
>>690573355
Not sure what i would consider a dream car, but i have always been interested in owning a vaz-2105 or 2101
>>690573549
Any of them. Q got that shit hooked up.
Im not a big /o/ guy, so don't expect me start throwing out "HURR DURR SUPERCHARGER V8 WITH A SIDE ACTION DRAW BAG" or anything.
It's more of a status thing. Like if you see a Lambo or a Jag. It's like "Oh, nice, EXPENSIVE, car."
>>690573878
i heard about ks/b/, draw threads are just lame.
my other friends from animus were also on /lewd/. it turned out into a pure circlejerk anyway. it used to be a place for some subby gay fags lmao. finding there a dom was like finding an needle in haystack.
>>690574016
Just answer one thing.
DB5 or Vanquish?
>>690573355
Underground Racing Twin Turbo 2017 Audi R8 v10 manual or a twin turbo Gallardo. Basically the same car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuZYRxcTg8M
GT3RS works, too.
>Azusa
Still love pizza.
>>690570631
That works for me on so many levels
Also,so very goood to see you all again.
>>690574253
You're gay, too.
>>690572524
Here, more comfy than sitting around a campfire and playing songs with mates.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65614845#p65637906
>>690574033
>lame
Nah, they can bee fun sometimes.
We have a lot of traps and traplovers here apparently, so there's that.
>>690574118
Really? My Chuuni side says Vanquish, but my gambling side says ABC123.
Fuck it, chuuni wins today. Gimme dat Vanquish.
I didn't even try to google them.
>inb4 I gave the "wrong" answer and I lose auto respect on /waifu/
As someone who drives a beat down 01 Hyundai don't expect me to care about your makes, models, and year preferences.
>>690574213
Pizza you say
Cheese?
>>690574335
lmao.
>tfw none appreciate cuteboys
sad!
Add on to the QOTT: Automatic or Manual?
>If anyone that have a sports/super car say Automatic, you're dead to me
>>690574343
Well, fair enough. At least you were honest.
My dream car is an Aerial Atom.
>>690570382
>>690572530
>>690572793
>>690573271
nyaaaaaaaaaaaa~
>>690574492
Manual
I don't know anyone who drives automatic here.
>>690574411
I ain't gay man.
>>690574335
Traps are here? Who? I must know!
:3
>>690574492
automatics are faster on shifts, but as far as what i enjoy more, manual
honestly dual clutch transmissions is where it's at
>>690574492
Manual. I will own it in manual and drive it when I want fun and drive an auto car daily.
>>690574616
I'll stab you with a dildo.
>>690574616
same tbh, but cuteboys are just better than traps fam.
traps are mentally ill agender fuckkins.
plus they have shitty mind since hrts are making them shittier cause they are lowing neurotransimssions in the brain.
>>690574492
That is the most /o/ thing I have ever read.
Automatic just to trigger you.
Also because I don't know how to drive manual. Gotta be expected of most of US drivers.
>what the fuck I that third pedal for?
>clutch?
>you mean my CoD skills?
>>690573513
Isn't happiness supposed to be from self? I mean it's nice to enjoy it with another, but if they're gone
>>690572467
You're a faggot and Megumin is mine.
Roll
>>690573355
I may want to be a woman but I'm not a bitch.
The fuck you think, fam?
>Azusa
>>690574492
Manual.
I'm a real man.
>>690574631
>>690574700
I don't like mens.
>>690574782
this tbqhwyf
>>690574411
I do
>>690574603
Unfortunately I live in burgerland. I know all of ONE person with a manual car.
>>690574645
Aunt has a DCT, never takes it out of auto. Kills me.
>>690574662
>Not having fun in your daily drive
Do a skid uleh
>>690574785
>my CoD skills
Oh god my sides, I needed that laugh so badly.
And it's expected since I do go on /o/ everyday!
>>690574893
a lot of my happiness comes from other people, or helping other people
i guess its sort of a double edged sword huh??
i have no reason to believe we'll seperate though, we've already talked about a lot
>>690574971
see.
>>690574972
sweet.
>>690575004
what kinda car is it??
So...
what does waifu drive? Post a pic.
Heu guiz i cant get a girl so i claim cartoons as my wife.... I spend so much time dreamung and oh woe is me ing that i dont take the time to leave my room to talk to live humans! And yet i wonder why im alone! And why im a beta loser. Im not even able to be a cuck because that would mean i had a lady to start with. Wanna share my pillow with a cartoon girl on it? U can be the bull while we both cry over how pathetic we both are. Oh wait.. I have a dime at home ready to fuck me on command. And im actually just making fun of EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU... Bwahahahahahahaa
>>690575004
I wanna learn manual because my dad has a friend who works on cars, and he has been upgrading an old, old, rust from the dinosaurs, old truck but the mother fucker hits 60 in like, 5 seconds. Tapped a bill-twenty going down a farm market, and yes. He only drives manual.
It's a different sensation when you feel the gears shift, and you feel the torque build up. Like on a bike. But I've just never learned.
Heard it increases gas mileage too so that's cool.
Fuck you Azusa, you's a bitch and I don't know why you's a bitch, but it is a fact that you's a bitch made bitch. With a boipucci.
>>690575391
Nothing currently
>>690574407
Incorrect.
okay guys i gotta go see my doctor. see ya in a bit.
>>690575324
Think it's a '99 Mustang. Haven't really ever gotten to look at it other than seeing it in my grandpas driveway when I go to check on my bike.
>>690575391
Currently. Soon it'll be a '92 ZX11.
>>690575391
>kagami
>>690575391
My nuts crazy.
Only thing she needs to drive cause I'd take her anywhere.
>>690575391
>Miho
>>690575604
Snowy as fuck
>>690575595
Nice! I kind of want a bike
>>690575534
Bicycles are cheap and cool.
This is my thing. It's slow...
I fucking hate it here
There's nothing to do, nothing happening and I'm bored as shit
I'm trying to find an excuse to get out of here as soon as possible but I can't just leave without a reason. How do you leave a house where people love you and want you around?
>>690575740
Forgot to say! I'm Azusa
>>690575752
Try tying a noose and hanging yourself.
>>690575752
Okay lets have a conversation fam
Post wallpapers
>>690575752
It's probably because most posters here are Americans and it's 8am there.
Come back at night.
>>690575684
>dualie
The only thing that redeems having a dualie is that boat. That better be your boat.
>live in Texas
>more than 50 percent of the vehicles on the road are trucks
>people driving dualies and hauling nothing
WcMurder yourself for owning a work truck for leisure
You buy a Rottweiler to sit in your lap and get fat?
QOTT: u ghey or wot?
>>690575854
Tried that, but it didn't amuse me that long
>>690575870
>>690575893
Reading my post again I didn't specify it was about my dad's house where I am right now, and not /waifu/
unintentional b8
>>690576026
It's not ghey if it was a feminine penis
>>690575391
>Togame