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/b/ what does a good blowjob feel like?

I feel like I've only ever gotten crap blowjobs in my life. I've gotten head from four different women and it's all been the same; doesn't really feel good and lackluster. Honestly, I would much rather jerk off. Hell, tonight I went and picked up an escort and got my dick sucked and it was just more of the same.

Am I just unlucky and have been getting the wrong girls, or are blowjobs not really all they've been talked up to be?
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>>690567127
All depends on whos giving it.
Pic related, she was godly.
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>>690567127
I dated a girl for 3 years who deepthroated. It was the best feeling ever, literally. She used to let me ram my dick down her throat and cum into her throat. No words to describe how good of a feeling. She was a keeper, and I lost out.
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Yeah, I've talked to friends and I think I just got very unlucky with the girls I chose.
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99 times out of 100 I'd rather fuck my girlfriend, than have her blow me. A BJ only feels good to me if I haven't cum in at least 4 days and I'm pent up.
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Top notch head is pretty rare, most girls really don't know what to do with a dick until someone tells them. The ones who really enjoy giving blowjobs are the ones who get good at it.
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>>690567278
gross
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If you wantto know what a good BJ feels like let a dude blow you.

Of course that makes you a faggot but whatever.
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>>690569552
faget
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>>690570127
im a faget because im not into boogers and snot globbing from a mouth and nose to lube my cock. k
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>>690570244
Im glad you understand
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>>690569552
faggot
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>>690567127
Find a fat chick to suck your dick.

A good blow job feels like a girl is literally trying to swallow your dick whole.
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Everyone likes different blowjobs I assume? I like mine with loads of spit but no like >>690567278. Also they have to be jerking it too.
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A lot of what makes a blowjob great is literally in your mind. My wife gives mostly substandard blowjobs, but when I asked her to give me one in an apartment stairwell, and she actually did it, my heart was racing and it was fucking incredible.

Otherwise, as far as technique, you'll find that some girls have a bigger mouth than others, and some have less of a gag reflex than others, so if you can find a bulimic for instance, they give fantastic head because they are used to things deep in their mouth. And the key to a good blowjob is depth - the more of your dick the person can take, the better it's going to feel.
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>>690571792
But expanding on the mental aspect, risky situations or situations that are "wrong," will typically be more enjoyable. One of my employees nervously sucked my dick in a secure room in a busy hallway, and my legs were literally shaking. She also sucked my dick in a loft storage area with people working below. My dick is 6.5" and she can take it all, it feels great. My first blowjob she could barely get past the head, second blowjob maybe halfway down the shaft. Having your entire dick in someone's mouth/throat is quite the feeling.
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>>690567278
More?
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>>690567127
the lower her self-esteem, the better the blow job. fat tumblrinas with colored hair will suck your dick like the antidote's in it
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like bags of sand
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>>690567127
If she's smart and you have sexual encounters on the regular, she will watch how you jerk it and try to mimic that. After all, you know what will get you going the most. My current gf is pretty good, but I guess after five years she just knows my likes and dislikes.
Generally if a girl can deep throat it's good.
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>>690567127
depends, are you circumsized? because cut dicks have less feeling

also yeah, many chicks are boring at BJs, last girlfriend fell asleep with my dick in her mouth

best blowjobs i had was from my long time relationship, after i paid her credit card bills

after that it felt like a vaccuum tried to suck out my intestines, just in a good way

if the girl is good at it my head keeps spinning and im moaning like a fucking moose

cutfags usually dont have sensetive enough schlongs
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Fat girls give the best head
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continuous motion is what makes a good bj
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>>690573888
And crossdressers
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>>690567127
from my experience most chicks give terrible head. but it takes you a real good experience too to realize that.
>>690567513
had a latina chick who did that. deepthroated me and licked my balls, smiling while i nutted into her stomach ... I miss her, too bad she was crazy
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>>690572853
Keep em cummin! And more face or body?
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>>690573675
This, ciscusised cucks don't feel anything. Blowjobs are amazing because you can relax and concentrate on your feelings while the girl does all the work. Skills matter big time, but I never got a bj that felt worse than a wank.
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>>690574281
Was it toothy head?
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If you have big cock, you'll never get a good bj. Average cock guarantees good blowjobs and girls in real life prefer the medium size not that third leg.. thats the honest truth.. unless they have loose pussies or fetish for a huge dick that dont fit in their mouths.. i feel bad for guys with big cocks :)
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>>690574461
Nah just bad timing
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>>690567127
why has nobody asked for sauce??
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>>690567127
It's better than sex. You just have to find a girl with no gag reflex and who doesn't mind you cumming in her mouth. Look for girls who had their tonsils out
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>>690574356
i only had 1 bj that was worse than a wank, as i mentioned, she came early and while sucking me off tired she fell asleep and snored on my dick, didnt get off that night, also she was a milf and i fisted her by accident because that hole was stretched out...
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>>690574713
http://xhamster.com/movies/5934840/blue_eyes_girl_gives_sloppy_blowjob.html
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Taught little sister to give blowjobs.
Ideally you finger the person you're teaching so there's a feedback loop of pleasure. I got really excited one time very early on in our sexual experimentation/relationship and tried to and Did put a second finger in her despite knowing during all the earlier sessions that she could only take one finger. She was stroking and sucking me as we lay head to toe sideways in a lazy 69/masturbation fellatio position. She made me feel fairly good but usually stroked myself to cum on or near her face, then later sessions onto her lips, then recently into her mouth as she stroked. This time she was doing something different and as she sucked and stroked she suddenly stopped and tried to push herself Onto my cock and told me to stop wiggling/moving around. She pushed her throat against my fat 6" cock's head (at the time) and this drove me crazy as she would stop to gasp and giggle at my reactions. Well I was being pushed against her throat as she silently struggled with it and I felt near cumming so I took my middle or index finger out of her (I would switch between them cause they'd get tired) and then pushed Both fingertips against her soft warm resistance and she whimpered a bit in surprise but didn't Bite my cock off as she had threatened very early in our sessions if I hurt her. It felt great as she hummed but now silently she pushed herself onto my cock a bit more than normal and a moved my free hand to try to stroke it-

She batted it away and I retaliated by pushing both fingers Fully in over a few seconds of time as she groaned, popped her mouth off my cock to say, "dont ~ No don't Stop!" and whimpered a second before bobbing her head again onto my cock deeper a bit each time then managing to take it all in- my fingers pushing up into her and Not stroking because she preferred pressure to me pistoning my finger, or fingers now- and made her cum clenching n her lil nearly perfect little pussy tensed and her tummy and thighs flush
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>>690575386
MVP
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>>690574614
Keep it coming!
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>>690575887
Tensed and flushed .

I came in her throat that time and she took it really well considering her age and experience - I have Never had as good a blowjob as she could give. She got a little better but learned to take my cock in her bottom and pussy (in that order), and for her blowjobs were just a way to tease me or please me if we didn't have enough time for full sex. She is married and we almost never play anymore but we get together at the holidays and sneak out for " extra dinner rolls" or "better cranberries" whenever we can get away with it.

One time we parked behind a Heinen's we thought was closed and empty but then the assistant manager opened the dock door and watched her sucking my cock to completion- I didn't tell her until afterwards because after I came the first time I got the Thumbs Up and he closed the door and left. She was insanely hot after that and I pulled out and came on her cheeks and and rubbed my tummy against her and it was a shame she said that we didn't have time for a hotel room before thanksgiving because she wanted to shower after getting it in "her bottom". She didn't like me calling it anything else, not anal or ass or butthole or anything dirty sounding. The way she said it was so cute because it was always in a hushed soft tone even tho it was just us that could hear her say it.
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>>690574578
My gf calls my dick my third leg and I love watching her struggle to get her mouth all over it.
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To get a good blowjob you need to find a chick that's reeeally into it. Speaking honestly a good blowjob is physically unpleasant and lots of work. However, most girls who give lackluster bjs think that dick in mouth automatically equals Men Nirvana and that the man should be thankful for it already so no need to go the extra mile to the point where it's unpleasant or hard work. You literally need a girl for whom bjs are a fetish so she'll experience sexual pleasure from performing it and unpleasantness or hard work are not a consideration.

It's kind of the same with cunnilingus, really.
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>>690576841
Have any more of her dress and body..those lips and red look good
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>>690577859
>tfw you enjoy eating pussy more than she enjoys sucking dick
>tfw every time you have to remind her how you like it
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>>690578294
Man she's good
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>>690579304
Words cant describe, man.
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>>690567127
I suppose it's different for everybody - but blowjobs are pretty much the best thing in life for me.

I'm enjoying them much more than sex in any position and my GF isn't even super amazing at them - although she's certainly decent.

I've read some guys complaining they couldn't get off a blowjob, ever - and I really never understood this. But there you go - enjoy whatever floats your boat.
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>>690579198
Yep, it's pretty much luck of the draw. Same with anal, or any other non-missionary vanilla lovemaking sexual activity.
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>>690579198
you and me both brother

you and me both
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And im serious with this. I know a bad blowjob couldn't feel good, but porn is really having negative effects on men today. In the past most of men cum before 3 mins having a bj from a very reserved woman.
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>>690579569
Your gf may be better that you give her credit for. Or it may just be that having your dick in a girl's mouth is your fetish, regardless of actual physical stimulation. If that's the case, she's the one who got lucky!
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>>690579569
also, I'm uncut

I really doubt blowjobs feel that good to circumcised people. If I pull back my skin and walk around it rubs and hurts like hell after a short time (did it once as an experiment) ... the fact that circumcised guys do that all the time means the "sensor cells" or whatever in their dick already died off to a huge degree

cutfags have lost for life, actually
there's nothing you can do to get that great feeling back - foreskin reconstruction and whatever will never repair the damage to the receptors on your dick
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>>690579509
Red head?
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>>690579923
darling, you probably just suck at blowjobs (pun intended)

any man cums within 3 minutes if it's a good blowjob

if he isn't that's due to the blowjob being bad - not some weird image in his head. in fact - there's almost nothing a man can do to delay cumming to good stimulation, especially if it's out of his control (which a blowjob is)
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>>690580457
Yeah
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>>690580685
(obviously good blowjobs can take way longer if the woman takes her time)
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>>690574356
>>690573675
I take it you two have been both cut and uncut to speak so knowledgeably
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Hand and spit. Nothing crazy. Just enough for their to be lubrication.

I've had a bj where a girl literally sucked on it. Like as if it was straw. I think it may have been her first bj ever. Felt OK but wasn't your run of the mill BJ.
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>>690580791
you don't get it

any uncut guy can tell you immediatly that his dick is way more sensitive. in fact quite a lot of things I see uncut porn actors do would be unpleasant if not even painful to uncut dicks.

the foreskin is there for a reason - it protects your dick.
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What does sperm taste like? I really want to try it but don't want my friends to find out that I like dick.
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>>690580791
>>690581209
also, there are numerous accounts of guys getting cut later in life and absolutely all of them will tell you that their dicks became way less sensitive and as a direct consequence sex isn't feeling as great as before anymore

this whole throat fucking nonsense is there because cut people can't properly feel women's tongue and mouth anymore. a soft and sensual blowjob is amazing - but I guess you'll never find out, cause you can't even feel it properly
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>>690581209
This is (sadly for you cut guys) true. Surely we haven't experienced both circumstances but we get to see all the time cut guys masturbating by firmly rubbing their glans /directly/. That's nearly impossible for an uncut guy unless you are using a really soft and gentle grip (which is why fucking actual vaginas is fine).
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>>690581410
Prepare to have you mind blown... You can find out by tasting you own sperm!
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>>690581410
what's stopping you from tasting your own?

if you're a girl: what's stopping you from blowing someone your friends don't know?
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Usually guys who don't like getting blow jobs love giving them. Fag.
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>>690581410
Pre-cum is salty, actual cum can differ in taste depending on the person/race/diet, but is generally a little salty/bitter. Not unpleasant though, just wash out your mouth after or your breath will smell like you've been sucking dick
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>>690581596
Moron. It's a girl. Girls don't have unlimited access to cum unless they are slutbags. Or is this just shit bait?
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>>690567127
Feels like someone is sucking your dick.
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>>690581901
If it's a girl why is she concerned with her friends finding out a preference for dick? Are we assuming that she belongs to a militantly lesbian community?
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>>690572999
Agree. Also because trips
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>>690567127
I've had mostly bad bjs, but there was one i didn't want it to stop... It's supposed to be messy...pre cum all over your dick, her hands, her mouth, her face even...it should be slow and fast, it should be loving and slutty, playful and harsh...but it could all be summed up by saying it has to be hot and fun.

There's nothing worse than feeling a girl just does it only because she thinks she's supposed to, cause she is bad at it then.
Next time i feel the girl is not into it, i'll make her stop right there.
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>>690582049
If it's a guy why doesn't he just try his own? A girl might want to maintain her reputation.

Which is more likely?
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>>690567127
Few women can give one, you need to take it. Find a submissive women who wont complain then fuck the shit out of her mouth.
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>>690582224
Nice I got trips
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Just lube her mouth first.
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>>690582224
Maybe it's just me but the wording make it sound as though the dick was the bad thing (as in sexual preference) not the desire for sexual activity. I may be mistaken *shrug*

But if that's the case, here's a pro-tip: Don't worry, your friends also like the dick and wonder about it (even if they wouldn't admit it). Unless they are lesbians or asexual, of course.
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>>690582618
I had surgery to remove ribs so I could suck myself off. But the moron doctor took out the wrong ribs and now I'm in a fucking wheelchair .
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A good blow job is when she lets you fuck her throat and cum without notice and swallows. Licking the head too.
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>>690582919
Yep. In short, she has to worship your cock. When you find a girl like that, you are in for an awesome time.
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>>690582224
You're an idiot, have you ever tried to taste your own? You want to when you're horny but as soon as you actually cum you don't want to anymore, it's too late
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>>690567127
its different for most people, if i had a suggestion though it would be to eat the pussy out as best you can, get in there, tongue fuck her, for a good 45 mins or so, usually with someone you have a relationship with so you don't wake up with the herp all over your face. and let them return the favor, you'll probably feel what a good blowjob is, almost every woman i've been with, their blowjob turns from a 4/10 to a 8, 8.5/10 after i've gone down on them, the best for me though is when she goes tongue crazy sucking pretty hard without letting the teeth get in the way, makes her mouth feel pretty tight, and goes all the way down pushing her nose into my lower abdomen
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>>690567127
Like a wet vacuum in your dick actually is not as good as how i taught it would be but people get hyped and you gotta lie it's fucking amazing and be hyped about it otherwise people consider you a weirdo
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When I was dating my (now) wife she used to suck my dick on a daily basis, she was great at it, she used to let me cum inside her throat and then she would swallow my load and smile at me after doing it. It was glorious. Now we're living together and we fuck every night but she just don't do it anymore. I can ask for it and she does it, but I remember her desperately trying to suck my dick on every possible situation.
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Chubbies gives the BEST blowjobs ever
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>>690583521
There's only trepidation until the first time you try because the stupid voice in your head telling you that you'll become gay if you try it. Once you do, you realise is just another of your fluids with no psychological meaning whatsoever. Only reason not to do it is because more often than not, it tastes awful. It gives you a whole new appreciation for girls that let you come in their mouths.
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>>690583781
Sadly, most things lose their novelty eventually. Freaky sex stuff is usually a way in which young girls subconsciously express themselves. It makes them feel liberated, progressive, vital and a bit "bad". All that a young person learning that they have just become free of the parental yoke crave. As they settle down, they realise that it's just another act with no intrinsic value other than the one they subconsciously gave it. If they /truly/ and physically enjoyed it, they will keep doing it... if not, they will see no point to it.
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