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Cringe thread?
RIP dan :(
>>690567092
Ouch.
>>690567092
LOL pretty funny.
>>690569033
Try to keep these things short. Im a busy man.
>>690569145
Well I should be at work right now so.
>>690569185
I'm just picking stuff at random from my stupidity folder anyway. It's mostly cringy stuff.
>>690569257
This one should be in my femnazi folder.
>>690567092
do you guys think there is a remote chance Dan actually isn't interested in her either, and he is in on the friendzone joke?
>>690568996
lol, but in all seriousness fucking with another dudes girl is a douche move even if the guy is a spaz
>>690567092
dan the geology man?
>>690569062
this is out of necessity
this isn't cringe
>>690569185
I've seen this so many times and every time I can't help but wonder how anyone can be fucked over by genetics THAT badly. Jesus fuck man that's sad
>>690569420
I'm 99.9% sure he's taking the piss.
>>690569466
>and he is in on the friendzone joke?
Hard to say since we can't see his face but I'd say no. Who would want something like that posted about them on facebook?
>fucking with another dudes girl
I think he's master trolling him
>>690569571
>>690569375
The grand dad is like "I've fought through Normandy for this"
>>690569466
It's possible. Guys don't want to fuck all their friends. At least I don't. Would be weird as hell with some girls.
But if a female friend told me she really needed to have sex, I would if it's just sex and not falling in love.
I guess it's not such a big deal for guys.
>>690569185
anyone got the dudes name, I want to ponder over his genetics a bit more
>>690570196
OH SHIT THIS GUY HAHA I didn't realise what it was before I posted it. I'll see if I can find more.
>>690570357
This is cringe
>>690570196
I don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmX81ompWs
>>690570486
why? cmon think about your tomboy or fat friends.. Do you really want to fuck them?
Probably the same reason girls friendzone you...
>>690570417
Can't find any more/too lazy to look more carefully.
It's about some retard who's obsessed with being a maxipad.
>>690570674
>has written nine books
>one of them literally a commie analysis of Fallout
>>690570721
>think about your tomboy or fat friends.. Do you really want to fuck them?
Tomboy maybe, fat no definitely not.
>>690570774
MAD THAD TIME
>>690570103
I fucking hate her so much.
>>690570928
>>690570486
do you guys circlejerk too?
>>690569978
witness him!
>>690571043
>>690571051
Yes she needs a good dose of rape.
>>690570774
That's what Hitler tried to prevent.
Those fucking Untermenschen should be killed by modern Einsatsgruppen, in front of their fucking children.
>>690567092
Oh shit i know that girl, she reposted that today
>>690571127
>>690571125
What did you witness?
>>690570509
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-10/12-things-you-should-know-about-pad-gardner-the-man-who-wants-to-become-a-kotex-maxi-pad/
>>690569774
where's the cringe here? the girls love him
>>690571221
>>690571179
Einsatzgruppen*
>>690571300
>>690571272
His facebook post is a little cringy even if it somehow worked out.
>>690571259
Okay, I'm not english so I did not know what "pad" meaned.
>>690571466
>>690571442
It would have helped if I found his deviantart screencaps.
>>690571516
So this is it for MAD THAD. I know it's long but it's definitely worth the read. Very lulzy.
>>690571300
Danke, mein lieber Oberstürmbannfürher
>>690569420
>tfw no gf
>>690571635
>>690571599
Bitte Schön!
>>690569598
Are you fucking serious
>>690567092
The man pictured there is Ser Jorrah Mormont, Captain Friendzone and Lord of Feels Threads.
>>690570991
>.
>>690571043
>>690571127
>>690571221
>>690571221
>>690571300
>>690571300
>>690571428
>>690571466
>>690571466
>>690571516
>>690571516
>>690571592
Too cool to put them all in one file?
>>690569420
not cringe
>>690572031
<---------- This one makes me lol everytime
>>690569062
This is so embarrassing.
>>690572031
What the fuck is this thing ?
>>690572145
Poor hamster... He's goop now.
>>690569420
>>690572142
FUck you mean?
THis is OnE HunDRED thousand per cent cringe
>>690572284
Chandra Goop ta
>>690569420
Alpha af
>>690572327
THERE'S THE PAD GUY >>690570196
>>690572272
No idea.
>>690572284
I think I rename the file, 'girl learns about physics'
>>690569062
Fucking kek
>>690569420
haha wut fuk
>tfw no gf
i mean at least he knows whats up
>>690570674
He's right
>>690567092
But Anon, every thread on /b/ is cringe...
>>690572708
Anyway this is my last post, green text cringe time.
>be me
>have awesome job
>be lazy
>post on 4chan for an hour in cringe thread instead of going to work
>pathetic
YOUR WELCOME OP FOR DOING YOUR THREAD FOR YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>690569571
Fucking rekt
>>690571788
She might be an astrophysicist, we don't know.
>>690569978
That's a white nigger
>>690572969
cringe
>>690570417
>I just want to suck her penis
Mfw
>>690573065
fucking mosquitoes
OC part dos
>>690570674
no fucks given about this douche.
OC part tres
>>690573478
What do you consider "cool"?
>>690573721
Vapes and clouds brehhhh
But wait-- THERES MORE
>>690573478
>>690573573
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>>690573948
>getting on 4chan to post this on a cringe thread
>cring thread is the first thread
Thanks Moot
>>690569257
what the actual fuck
The world is going to fucking implode from the ignorance of this new generation.
>>690569466
>fucking with another dudes girl is a douche move even if the guy is a spaz
maybe he shouldnt date whores then?
kind of a rage/cringe combo imo
1/5
>>690569774
This guy is getting more girls interested in him than most of you scum here ever will.
>>690574106
We oughta time travel to 1800's and burn feminazi's at the stake
>>690570103
was something not done about this?
>>690574038
He mad cause that mexican fucked his bitch
>>690570928
I just hate potato kids so much. Their parents are so selfish. Honestly, should have just aborted them. There's no excuse for their existence.
>>690569774
My nigga Adam
>>690572031
Heya Samwell Tarly!
>>690571788
Easy enough to do when you look like a black hole.
>>690574361
>baiting this hard
>>690569375
I've always been curious about the face behind that mask in particular, no other furries have ever peaked my curiosity
>>690570103
Poor doggy :(
>>690573573
AT THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORIC.
Kek
>>690569062
Fucking alpha
>>690574290
Seconding this
>>690574430
I loled
>>690572145
Poor hamster :(
>>690572768
Because it's too hard to be only male and female.
>>690571599
*sturm* not stürm.
>>690569347
You know with the shit he's got on the resume the ponys probably worked in his favour. It would stand out, and employers would think it was some kind of calculated attention grab.
>>690574786
he also did this back before they broke as mainstream ridicule targets
>>690574315
>implying that guy can fuck anyone's bitch
Also get out, nigger
>>690570357
All men a rappers. It's men's wrap culture. They want to crunk everything that moves.
>>690574878
>implying if you saw any adult man obsessed with a children's show for little girls he wouldn't be automatically ridiculed.
>>690569466
>Fucking with another dude's girl
Her choice. You're just fucking pissed because you don't own her and you know you can't keep her. Cry more.
>>690575045
Tell me about it! Yesterday I chased a car for 15 minutes until I could finally cum on it. It's hard to be hard.
>>690567092
What a fucking bitch.
She' didn't' have to humiliate him like that.
>>690574612
>>690574485
:'(
Bless them.
>>690569257
Kek mostly white men because black men aren't their to abus their children
>>690567092
>P.s. Sorry you're so friendzoned
What a champ
>>690567092
dayum
>>690571202
I posted it on /b/. I know her too.
To everyone asking, Dan is not her boyfriend and yes, she loves to friendzone him. She's going out with a guy who is just as cunty as her. Have been sucked off by her twice. AMA.
>>690574293
it was a hoax
>>690567092
R I P
>>690575146
You. I like you.
https://soundcloud.com/user-219056666/rsp6svbwrc26128
HARDCORE RAP 4 YOU GUYS
>>690572768
This is what I hate the most about SJWs. They can't be anything without putting bumper stickers with their stupid labels on it. They can't be "a poet", or "a scientist" or "a novelist", they have to be "a genderfluid trans-sparklekin nonbinary polyamorous [something]".
couldn't upload mp4s so had to put on another chan
http://static.ylilauta.org/files/wv/orig/ud66609n/nyymi%20menett%C3%A4%C3%A4%20neitsyytens%C3%A4.mp4
>>690573065
I met this guy. He's a nat geo explorer, story behind the picture was that he was looking to take pictures of some wildlife but two weeks in had nothing, so he took this picture to actually bring something interesting back.
Tldr fuck mosquitoes
>>690569062
Alpha as fuck
>>690574285
Found the dirty like.
>>690570408
His first name is Travis, his last is _____h.
>>690570103
What a time to be alive
![Cringe+55+big3+hey+gray+purple+f+gray+purple+bril+green+j+bril+green+missed+me+big3+big3+cringe+55_0b10c7_5628420[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y5ybcJI.jpg "Cringe+55+big3+hey+gray+purple+f+gray+purple+bril+green+j+bril+green+missed+me+big3+big3+cringe+55 0b10c7 5628420[1]")
the ultimate cringelord
>>690569257
oh god kill me now
>>690576883
every time
>>690576883
This is cringe
>>690569062
Damn that's alpha
>>690572969
what's left tho?
>>690569420
this aint cringe this guys a fucking joker
>I want to be fertilized by you, and be a pregnant male
>like a sea horse
>a wonderful mother to our eggs
THAT IS FUCKING GOLDEN MY SIDES. He is obviously taking the piss..
>>690569062
He lets the bitches know the rules man.
100% Certified not cringe.
>>690569062
Alpha as fuck
>>690572768
dats kinda hot I guess
>>690572969
There are no rules describing what can and can't be posted on /b/ (except the illegal stuff which can't be owned let alone posted anywhere), so by limiting what can and can't be posted, this would no longer be a "random" board.
>>690569257
I contest the 100% of abuse is by men stat.
>>690576883
fucking shit that's cringy
>>690577564
Who cares about the truth, when you can just lie to further your agenda?
>>690570721
this needs a trigger warning, I don't have any friends. PTSD! PTSD!
>>690574197
>>690574228
>>690574273
>>690574322
>>690574371
I'm confused, is race, a factor that contributes to appearances, not desired to be a direct factor to one's attraction to another despite it determining someone's looks? Is that what the one in pink trying to argue? And why does she immediately go to "mansplaining" when argued with normally?
>>690572939
are you me, anon?
>>690569774
Seems like a top dude, no cringe here, just having a good time
>>690572969
lol this is all of /b/
2/10 i replied.
>>690572708
You don't bring your girl to guys night idiot!
>>690576642
This tbh fam bambino
>>690571788
no cringe, only love for Baddest Bitch
>>690569062
for the whoooorreee
>>690578478
kek
>>690577564
71% of children who are killed by a parent are killed by their mothers.
>>690569978
He shall ride eternal in valhalla shiny and chrome.
>>690569062
would sex with if i were girl/10
>>690567092
At least she outright admitted it.
>>690569257
"100% child abuse is from men"
My dad never laid a hand on me.
My mom on the other hand use to beat my ass when I dun goofed.
She's thrown monitors at me, smacked the piss out of us, beat our asses red. But dad never touched us.
>>690570408
He doesn't exist anymore. I guess he saw this and took everything down or killed himself.
>>690578478
that guys got good boy points to spare ;^)
>>690579080
so fucking beta, thx for the fresh OC
>>690579162
kek
>>690574371
>We have DISTINCT cultures but that does not make us "exotic"
Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure exotic describes something from a distant foreign country. On top of that, it's a relative term.
>>690576883
i don;t get it
>>690577936
They're saying that the problem is that Asian women are presented as submissive in movies. Then, they add men to the problem equation, like always, saying that ALL men who prefer dating Asian women prefer dating them because they assume that Asian women are submissive and quiet like in the movies.
>>690579360
Look at the walls.
It is some sort of rape cave he has built. And the look on his face he has someone in there right now probably.
>>690569185
this fuck looks like fat bastard and sloth from the goonies had a kid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdtrsCOFTa4
Cringe
>>690579424
haha lost to garlic bread
>>690569257
this has to be a joke
>>690569062
Alpha as fuck,
>Non elf princesses need not apply.
>>690569774
kek so irrelevant
>>690578478
All I can think about now is the jaboody dubs of this.
>>690579446
So the problem at hand is Hollywood/Western media as a whole, isn't it? What do men specifically have to do with this?
Man I will never understand these people.
>>690574371
I hope you aren't arguing with SJW fucks. Unfriend and move on.
>>690569571
Belongs in rekt thread.
>>690569774
How many shekels did Adam save on his ps3
>>690567092
Vampire looking bitch thinks she's good looking enough to friend zone dudes
>>690569062
This man slays
>>690572623
Need a new alphabet for this faggot
>>690569466
From my own experience, I can say that there is a possibility. I have a female friend whom I've originally befriended just because I really wanted to fuck but we really got close over time and now I really look at her as a sort of a sister. She really is hot but the very thought of us having sex feels really wrong.
>>690569571
>you down with that homey
top kek
>>690569257
this was actually started by /b/ and/pol/ faggot
>>690569420
>Tfw no gf
Kek
>>690569185
This kid could be a psycho killer in a horror.
>>690569375
Someone post the one with the caption below detailing the photo.
>>690579148
Jeus Christ ... I really wanna know how he would look like if he exercised and got all buff, just to test the theory that no one is beyond redemption.
>>690572623
if i was this pussy i would literally beat the shit out of both of them.. i mean if you're not willing to get your ass kicked to prevent this from happening than you must not really care if it happens in the first place kek
>>690581222
how take phone drawing with poptart
>>690572623
This can't be real.
>>690569978
MEDIOCRE
>>690569375
poor family, working hard 60 years to see this
>>690581999
The feels, man. To know you failed so much as a parent, that you spent your entire life trying to provide and know that in your few years left you'll have made no progress.
>>690579469
thats a recording booth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_roaaIn-A0
>>690570991
Fuck... this guy lives in the town next door.
my understanding of local criminal law is that he would be tried in circuit court.
I mean, I guess unless its a federal crime.
>>690571841
>she ignores my hand
>first words are "sorry"
this is fucking sad
>>690582796
gross
>>690572969
You forgot fluffies
>>690569420
Saved!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVO1Y2_hshk
>>690570103
She deserves tape
>>690582796
MIND POWERS
>>690574197
You know, I do kind of get what she's saying about her race being fetishized by guys because of certain traits that are assumed or associated about/with being an Asian woman.
I like Asian girls, but it's not because I want someone who's quiet or docile, I've just met some that are pretty or cool. As for the ones attracted to the submissive thing It's always usually the same weird fucks to do shit/talk about them like that.
The real neckbeardy, or loser types, that project and expect all this shit.
Is it because they have failed so miserably with other women, that they come up with all these expectations and beleive that Asian women will settle love them when no one else will or is it just a way for them to keep hope.
>>690569033
I hate people like this, entitled assholes with a laundry list of traits as if they'll actually find someone
>>690577507
it would be more random because everything wouldn't be the same
>>690578636
Can I see a source on this very specific statement.
>>690569257
I hope you are a faggot trying to trigger and bait newfags. For you newfags this trend was started by /b/ and the accounts you see are fakes made by channers.
>>690569420
>Tfw no gf
lol
>>690569347
I want to believe
>>690567092
Looks like bettie page fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
>>690572969
i agree with the point of this post
there's no more OC here
its copypasta over and over again
anyone got the images of those indian guys?
>>690572031
Looks like an oblivion character
>>690569375
This picture has always made me very sad. I want to contact these people and offer to be their surrogate son. Things are actually going very well for me (great job, not foreveralone.jpg anymore). I would write to them and tell them how well things are going, that I'm realizing my dreams, and that they'll be grandparents soon.
>>690574482
>peaked
hello little ms. malaprop
>>690585172
it's a photoshop you dumb cunt
>>690585250
>I'm trying
kek
>>690582796
3edgy5me
>>690567092
kek
>>690585263
Is this how pakis do faggotry? Seems like faggotry.
>>690571592
Dear god, what a sloppy retard. He was just asking to get caught and I'd have lost all faith in the justice system is he was never arrested.
>>690569257
Women suck. I wanna be gay now.
>>690580058
American Psycho dialog
>>690585314
I'M SORRY, ANON! FORGIVE ME?
>>690585263
yes!
>>690585671
haha I was actually wrong and now am a bigger cunt than I was already being, talk about cringe am I right
>>690570417
I know the warm tingly feeling mane. Cherish it while it lasts.
