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Get me laid /b/
Dubs decides
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ayy bby wuz gud
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SHOW ME YOUR COCK
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>>690562611
first post best win
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lel
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dtf
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>>690562611
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>>690562492

Have we met in Starbucks before?

(Then when she answers)

Guess we better meet up then!
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>>690563256
kys
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Look, i matched you because guys match every girl on tinder. It's life i guess for guys. We go on here looking for adventure and fun though, we just want someone willing to join us on that ride. So let's be real. Do you think we could meet up even though you know nothing about me at all? if you want a friend to come that's cool. I just want to do stuff again since I've been on my own for quite some time. I also got to admit, you're pretty cute, not just your average looking girl for sure. So, what do say to that?
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Lick my ass raw
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>>690563299
dubbbbbs
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>>690562969
>>690563069

C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!
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>>690563299
What a waste
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OP you fag post up
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Wan sum fuk?
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>>690563381
Like I said, kill yourself faggot. My dubs are without end.
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>>690563339
And then when she meets you, tip your fedora
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Hi there. Are you familiar with electrical engineering? Well, I can teach you a thing or two. Let's start by going over the male and female ends of the extension cord.

Don't worry sweetie, i'll show you very slowly
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Fuck my asshole with a bird!!
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>>690562611
HURRY THE FUCK UP OP.
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"Did you came here for good sex?"
If she says no
"Well you came to the right place"
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>>690563458
I'm not the guy you originally told to kill himself. This is a dubs thread and you got dubs telling someone to kill himself and not suggesting something for OP to say to the chick. It was a waste of dubs.
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>>690563767
rolling for this
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>>690563767
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卐 fuck my asshole with a Nintendo 64 卐
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You look like a tranny I used to fuck, got a dick I can suck?
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>>690563767
MASSIVE KEKS WHAT A MAD MAN!
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Op is a faggot.
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>>690563767
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
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>>690562611
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>>690564755
Op fucked it should have done
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>>690564755

"I'm a male lesbian, if you won't sleep with me I'll call the oppression police".
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wowe vary nic
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You must be a fat virgin loser with a fake profile pic, which prevents you actually meeting up. That's the only reason I can think of as to why your doing this.
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>>690563339
rolls
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>>690565230
>That's the only reason I can think of
expand your mind fag
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>>690565230
Rolling and holing
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Can't work out what to do

>>Your gonna have a hard time in life
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>>690565284
Give me one viable reason.

Op has a chance to get laid with a hot chick but instead goes for the lol's on a anonymous image board.
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>>690565476
once you go through the rounds a bit on tinder you get bored with running actual game. the chicks respond the same way and fucking loses it's charm if there's no hunt.
So you start messing around for the keks
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>>690566404
I bet you use your "game" on 3/10 bitches you fukin incel.

That shit doesnt count
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>>690563767
>>690564755
Can probably still do this
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send her this with no context
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>>690567624
roll
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rolll >>690567624
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reroll
>>690567624
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u fuck slut?

dubs get
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>>690567879
reroll
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would you like to have consensual sex in the missionary position m'lady
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