Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
> "Ein kleiner Schritt für den Menschen, aber ein großer Schritt für das Vaterland"
>Posst fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Sanae claimed.
Azusa claimed.
Proper screenshot
Legs edition?
ded clam
>>690555713
>Constantly yelling and shit.
I feel you, the money problems with my family helps generate needless discussions.
>X
How is the battle system? I don't know much about the game, not even what kind of battle system it has. Is it turn based or what?
>>690560917
>>690560743
Found one. Not the best, but here ya go.
>>690561109
Get a very large speaker system and hook up an alarm. It's what I used to do!
>>690561261
Because my body has the figure for it.
>My face and hair however, prevent me from being passable. So I stopped a few years ago
>Makoto
Claimed
>>690560677 (Chara)
Oh you werent there i forgot. I quit that place a few days ago. Feels great man.
>>690560743 (Azusa)
Well if you ever wanna talk about it im here for ya. I always got nothing but time
>>690561261
I always just loved the secrets, usually because there were a bunch in each level that did different stuff
>>690561412
If you don't like it, just go back in time.
I'm sure you'll fix it after about 50000 tries
Hello
>>690561261
That sounds pretty good, nice. Yeah, I gave him a card and stuff. I've always been like this when celebrating
Claimed
>>690561252
Just woke up 30 minutes ago and playing some war thunder, have gotten really addicted after marathoning GuP.
I don't even have AC so it's just windows and a draft to survive the heat.
>>690561276
who gives a fuck about "claiming" wifeu's or whatever? nothing you do in this thread affects how other people feel about these imaginary girlfriends. youre living in a dreamworld where you can call dibs on some fictitious character who would never be with you if she existed irl.
>>690561276
Megumin claim
>>690561451
Thanks man. I will.
Also, here's my entire figure collection. I need more.
I ran out of sad Aizawa pictures and it would be disgustingly inappropriate to post a happy picture right now so I'll just sign my next few posts.
>>690561261
What's worse is that I had to give the order to end life support on my real dad. It's a long story, but in short he was in a coma and on dialysis, with almost no chance of coming out. And if he had come out of it, we were told that he'd have to do dialysis 3 times a week in order to stay alive, and dad had told me many times before that if he ever got into a state like that, to not let him suffer and to let him go. So it fell to me to let him go.
>Barry
>>690561546
TOO LATE FAGGOT AHAHAHA
>>690561434
Tsukasa a cute. A CUTE.
>>690561477
I think most people consider occasionally what would they do if they could do that. Sadly ain't possible.
>>690561513
Cool.
The focus isn't about the waifus. The focus is so we all can chat under the guise of being the waifu you're claiming. That's why I'm called Azusa.
>>690560677
Let's go!!!!
>>690561261
I don't know......
You never watched Blood In Blood Out?
Lame...
>>690561608
Holy fuck, my condolences.
>>690561500
Gonna kys brb
>megu
>>690561635
If it makes you feel better, here's me dressed as you.
>>690561558
Thats all pretty cute. Did you draw the picture behind it all?
>>690561494
Mioooooooooooooooooooo
>>690561501
>no AC
How?
How do you even deal with nature and its beatings?
>GuP
>WT
It's more fun when you pretend that the pilots are cute girls with fluffy hair, isn't it?
Claimed Neptune!
>>690561737
Thank you Shiki, it's appreciated.
>Barry
>>690561412
We don't even have money problems. We just have needless discussion.
>X battle system
Yeah, it's turn based and a smartphone game alright. You get on a map every quest where you can encounter heartless. There are three attributes: Magic, Power and Speed.
Speed is strong against Magic is strong against Power is strong against Speed
You get new medals which you can infuse in your keyblades which have a strenght and defense stat. Some keyblades focus on one stat, some on two stats and the standard one focuses on all stats, which makes it very versatile.
>>690561451
aaah, that's good! Then, what qualifications did you need? You were at a gas station, right?
Meaning, you don't mind long work hours, you can handle them, same with stress and difficult costumers since you sometimes got some drunk guys.
Then... you are probably very organized since you had to take care of the station alone at night.
>>690561817
Hello Chen
>>690561608
I mad to make that decision with my mom when I was 16. She was my best friend.
I feel you.
>>690561624
STEALING HER MUHAHAHAHAH
>>690561690
then youre a massive faggot that pretends to be a girl.
>>690561957
If only you knew.
>>690561762
Holy shit...
>>690561635
Funny thing, those 3 small figures were my first ones, at like $5 a pop from the county fair. I only have the twins left out of the 3.
>All the figures I bought at a con that are unfortunately packed away due to lack of space right now.
>>690561957
>Shit, traps on /b/! What should I do?! Oh, I know, call them out on it
1/10 made me reply with a chuckle.
>>690561812
Heyo!
>>690561608
My condolences.
Fortunately my father's still alive, but my mother's not. I never had to make such a decision though.
>>690561927
We're a band of souls small of number but strong of will, and we pray that no one else will have to bear our burden. I'm very sorry about your mother.
>Barry
>>690561385
you certainly beat my screenshots thats for sure. but i could care less.
>>690561434
>internal screaming
oh ok, perfectly fine here. nothing wrong. looks like i can plan for SD again right?
>>690561451
oh yeah! i remember magmar came out of nowhere and i was so amazed and moltres too. i like the ice cave with the jynxs too because of the crystals and all.
>>690561494
like they always say, its the thought that counts. its not a day for celebrating and such but a day for giving respect to them. at least thats what i think.
>>690561608
fuck im sorry... but he would be proud. you kept your word and im sure in those last moments that he was there cheering you on to end him.
>>690561708
I could say the same thing about apocalypto! it was directed my mel gibson! its a must watch how have you not!?
>>690561762
4edgy8me
>>690562200
Yes. Yes we are.
I'm sorry about your father.
If you need someone who understands, I'm right here.
>>690562233
>couldn't
>>690561808
You look nice in it.
>>690561817
Chen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPLNK3mn7zE
>>690561925
Really? Isn't there any central problem causing all the discussion?
So it's almost like a rock paper scissors game.
>>690562233
Something against me being feminine...?
>>690562183
Thanks. I just have my mom left, unfortunately.
>>690562233
He always used to make really fucked up jokes about how if he ever died, to take him out in a field to give him a proper pyre and drink with friend and family around him.
>>690562299
Fathers* Not sure if you saw last thread or not though. But thank you.
>Barry
>>690561863
I don't know it's just not very common up here in Scandinavia.
Yeah it is while listening to a mix of eurobeat and the GuP soundtrack, I'm pretty sure there's also mods for it like all the KanColle WoWs mods.
>>690562233
Indeed. I try to instead make things good everyday, rather than just one. Like Valentines day
>>690562233
Don't watch much movies.
Looks like we can't fight each each today sorry.
Maybe next time. I got to go.
>Sanae
>>690561925
Well pretty much none, which is why i got the job. When you put it that way it sounds like i actually did something there. This is all going on the resume
>>690562118
How are you?
>>690562233
I loved the cave because it had some of the most secrets, it also had some of the most annoying ones. The river one was fire too because im a water type guy and it just looked great.
>>690562388
flying lotus is good. his work fills me with happiness every time i listen to him. How were earl's albums?
>>690562299
Are you the guy who konata asked to say chen would you marry me ok vocaroo?
>>690561690
>The focus is so we all can chat under the guise of being the waifu you're claiming.
Maybe because most people that are still here come just for the community, those posters are entirely welcomed but the thread still started as a point to discuss waifuism.
>>690562388
There is no central problem.
"A healthy family just quarrels sometimes" so, we have a discussion every fucking day
Yeah, it's rock paper scissor.
>>690562630
Just put in some hot air or things that you probably need to know when working there.
I mean, you are also very trustworthy since you worked there alone and there was no money missing.
>>690562670
Yeah. I am.
>>690562484
Oh, you're from Scandinavia. I guess that's a point of divergence, since I live in the Mediterraneans.
>mods
I never got the point of mods or custom plug-ins on online multiplayer games. i mean I payed a little Saxton Hale mode in TF2, but that's about it.
I'm trying to decide what's best for trapping. Shaved or non shaved? Y'know... Down there... What should I go for? I don't know.
It looks like it's my time to go.
I have no idea why I haven't tried speaking to more waifus. It upsets me....
Maybe it's the way I feel, last couple of weeks still has affects on me. I'm not sure. Still somewhat glad I made my first threads.
Goodnight everyone and take wonderful care.
>>690561762
Done
Down the road fucker
>>690562630
I'm okay, a little tired. But playing some Skyrim for the first time in a while. You?
Dunno who this is because im not an animefag but she's cute
I want to sniff her saddle if you know what I mean.
>>690562911
Shaved. It also feels so much better.
>>690561762
>>690562941
Post wound
>>690562960
I'm in the background!
>>690562420
no! i never said that! you must have missed the part where i said "nothing wrong" right? or when i said "perfectly fine" right? or do you just not want me to go to SD is that it?
>>690562441
shit, that sucks... if i may ask, how did he end up in a coma?
>>690562533
yeah, you may not say "i love you" everyday to them or something but at least show them that you do mean it thats all.
>>690562558
aww i dun goofed. next time ill prioritize the game for next time. its just too busy here is all.
Good bye!
>>690562630
>the river one
holy fuck i loved that one! when the gyarados comes out the waterfall. golden moment! or when the dragonite comes out the whirlpool. my god, i lived for those moments
>>690562911
shaved. but pls...
>>690562920
goodbye! again!
>>690562941
30edgy60me
>>690562911
Shaved looks better, but itches to hell and back.
>I know from experience
>>690562920
Night Sanae.
>>690562941
RIP
>>690563002
Suzuki a good.
>>690562941
Nigga, wtf did you actually?
>>690563002
post lewds. my dubs demand
>>690562941
69edgy420me
>>690562911
I like shaved or trimmed but it doesn't matter that much for me.
>>690562670
So far I've only listened to "I don't like shit" but it did live up to it's expectations. Smart lyrics and nice instrumentals. The album length was pretty small sadly.
>>690563084
Yep, I have a few pictures where Azusa is in them
>>690563129
Mhmm, if only more people understood that
>>690562815
Im gonna add lots of hot air, i like that trustworthy part. This is some gold for the next job
>>690562911
Go with whatever feels right
>>690562960
Ah nice, what kind of character are you doing?
>>690563129
I love dragonite so much. Gotta send the squirtle up the mountain
>>690563129
I thought it was sarcasm. Not in the best of moods today, sorry bout that.
>>690563045
>>690563129
He had extremely high blood pressure, and failing kidneys due to alcoholism earlier in life, and potentially high radiation/chemical exposure during his time in the nayv. Had several strokes over the course of the previous decade which almost took him a few times, somehow managed to pull through. The last one was the one that put him in the coma.
>Barry
>>690563321
Oh fuck
>>690562920
Good night!
>Homu
>>690563321
69edgy420me
>>690563321
Fake and gay/10
>>690562909
Who doesn't want Poi as a torpedo alert?
I don't use any for WT but wows there's some good mods that even until recently also offered more useful info like clear damage done that was a pain to find without mods.
>>690563410
Real and Hetero
>>690563295
My usual sneak and archer. I used to play as a full out warrior, but I preferred sneaking around. Since once you get to a high level, it's super easy to sneak.
>>690563321
Why.
>>690563295
Yeah, business school is good to know what kind of hot air you can add...
what else...
long work hours...
flexible work hours maybe?
trustworthy...
can handle difficult customers...
organized...
yeah, man, I don't know, tell me what you had to do at your last job
>>690563321
m8, that's just the blood running down, where did you cut yourself?
>>690563459
I might give Wows a good try, but before that I'd have to get custom HUDs, see how the FOV settings look and most of all get a better connection.
What part of Scandinavia do you live in?
>>690563261
i'm glad you liked it.
smart lyrics
Good music
Kinda like Lamar
>>690562842
Okay
>>690563617
He took my waifu
These are my final words...
See you in hell faggots
>>690563773
You are an hero
this thread seems autistic right now.
>>690563773
>RIP 19XX-2016
That dead dude.
He was very loyal indeed.
>>690563732
>What part of Scandinavia do you live in?
Denmark, the best part.
>>690563898
Pic related
Iss my dog
>>690563314
no... of course not... totally not sarcasm...
......i forgive you...........
>>690563295
oh shit i almost forgot the powerplant! making the magneton and stuff the electibuzz and zapdos!
>>690563285
We dem bois!
>>690563321
not deep enough
try harder
>>690563352
>several strokes
god damn, what a beast. id probably die on my first if not then the second. and then stacked with the rest of that shit. he was working miracles. something wanted him dead and it couldnt take him down.
>>690563598
>sneak and archer
free headshots. free kills
mine at last
>>690563913
Megumin, waifu and loyal are words that don't mesh well together.
It's 4am and I stayed up and wallowed in sadness for too long, I'm going to go to sleep waifu. I have a couple things I need to take care of tomorrow so I do need some rest. Goodnight.
>>690564130
Kek
>>690563773
Here's your (You).
>>690564123
hello dere
>>690564130
kek. just ask amatsu if you others disagree
>ika
>>690564189
Good night
Miho claimed
>>690564211
suh dud
Post waifu butt, please.
>>690563925
I live in Greece, but I spent most of my life in Cyprus, in the non-kebab zone of course.
It's pretty shitty to be honest.
>>690563598
Its easy and you do crazy damage. I liked to a paladin or tank. Two handed and heals or one handed and shield.
>>690563719
I dont think we are gonna get much else, all the other stuff was menial. Im looking a lot better on this so far though, now just gotta be ready when they ask in an interview
>>690563975
That electibuzz was a jerk. He made you work to get that projector going. I like how it had the legendaries in eggs
>>690563975
I think I'ma just lay low the next few days. I need to get myself straightened out before I end up on the pavement in the worst way possible.
>>690564189
I hope you can relax with a good night of sleep, laters Barry.
>>690563773
>>690563852
you are both guys with a seasonal waifu
>>690563975
Bois
Yep, just the problem is at a low level if I don't get a few good shots in I'm basically done for.
>>690564321
I never really enjoyed doing that. I used to play that sort of stuff when I was newer to the game. But I much prefer sneaking, since then it's easier to do the thieves guild and so on.
>>690564389
Kill yourself.
>>690564389
The only difference
I'm bleeding out
Least ill get open casket...
>>690562960
Are you using any mods?
>>690564299
Waifubutt.
We actually had another poster from Greece but he said he would be gone for some time due to irl stuff. Is your economy still fucked?
>>690564497
What should i cut into my arm?
Thinking MEGUMIN maybe
>>690564681
FUCK IT STOPPED BLEEDING DAMMIT
>>690564299
>>690564189
goodnight! sleep well and all that good stuff!
>>690564261
hello there
>>690564346
No! ok for real! im just teasing! dont jump off the building! im sorry i didnt mean to go that far! im sorry!
>>690564417
yeah but later you could literally sneak up to their face and headshot them lol
>>690564321
lol legendaries in eggs yeah i know but back then breeding didnt exist. that came out in the second generation. cut them some slack
>>690564285
yo
>>690564764
i told you to cut deeper
guys im getting really tired. i think im going to sleep now. post some lewds.