>>690551248
the fuck is a shitskin country?

mine: i fucked my mother-in-law

>>690551431
Brown countries

I was involved in the cover up of tupac shakur's death and have been threatened with violence against my family if I come forward

My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

>>690551248

i make shit up on the internet and had sex with a 12 year old when I was 25.

>>690552103
Kek

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>>690552103

>every thread.

>>690552289
Kek
Greentext?

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I smoke meth every now and then, no one in my family knows.
>pic related

>>690552403
what are you talking about, ths is the first time I've posted

>my mom almost sucked my dick

While story?

I spend about 4 hours a week masturbating at work.

>>690553318
Whole story?

>>690553249
clean your pipe idiot.

>>690553385
Haven't gotten around to it, later i will

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>>690551712
You dun goofed

>>690552599

>be me.
>25 back then.
>girl has crush on me.
>asks me if i have gf.
>tell her i dont.
>asks me if she can be my gf.
>i lol and say no.
>keeps bugging me about it.
>finally breaks my barriers down and i give in.
>think nothing will come of it. it innocent...
>but first time we're alone she's eating my face.
>how the fuck?....
>she knew way too much.
>keeps physically asking for the d.
>decide i might as well give her the d.
>i give her the d.
>we talk all night.
>i try to make it right.
>believe it shit was tight.
>it was the wrong way.
>iI gave her all that I had to give
>but she still wouldnt take it. oh no.
>Her two brown eyes were leaking like a sieve
>But it still ruined her make-up
>i never wanted.

>>690551248
I badly want to be a hung younger top's little puppy. He'll keep me my dick in chastity and train me to only cum when he is fucking my ass. Sometimes he will invite his friends over to help train me, keeping me bound and gagged while they practically rape me.

i hex edited my first trojan when i was 12 true facts

>>690551712
New copy pasta

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>>690551248

i lost my viginity to my stepfather.

>im a male.

I resurrected encyclopedia dramatica

Im a masochist, but not in a sexual kind of way. insults just make me happy.

I secretly identify as a manatee

>>690553792
JESUS CHRIST YOU LEGEND

I am a feminist guy but enjoy rough sex - taking a girl to the limit xDDDD

I'm a feminist guy but only really get off on whipping girls and rough sex. Go figure.

>>690554930
Go back to Tumblr ,you filthy cuck

i want to rape my cousin

>>690554930
Hello edwing.

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>I much prefer 2D porn/hentai to 3D

Among my friends I joke about sex a lot but the truth is I can barely get an erection around other people. I don't know if it's nerves or because I'm depressed or if I'm just useless. My dick works fine when I'm on my own.

Also I steal drugs and money from a friend who's in chronic pain. She's rich and can get refills easily though so I don't feel too bad about that.

everything they know is lies

>>690551248

39.

Virgin.

>>690553792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk

>>690551248
I bait faggots that post "do a 360° and wall away", by replying "but that's not right.", and then they all proceed to prove they re oldfags by mocking me.

>>690556365
Walk*

>One night I changed speed limit signs to a higher speed signs.
>Now there is much more accidents.
>No one knows about it.

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I would, but op was a fag (as usual) and fucked up the thread with the wrong goddamn image, and that makes me nervous. We are creatures of habit.

>>690556609
>just a prank, bro

I've had sex for drugs and for money.

>>690551248
I think about killing myself every day.

>>690556765
Sorry /b/ro

>>690557239

yeah, we know faggot.

>stop posting your shit threads too.

>>690551248
>berrypicker
>pick many berru
>bring back to tribe
>hid some berru in my penis flap
>gave to special girl I like
>hope hunter no find out

>>690557333
CHECK EM'

>>690556996
nice, post your penis

>>690551248
I'm secretly a jew, not a joke. I live in a european country and I have a normal ife as an agnostic/atheist guy in a christian family. The fact is that my entire family is jewish. I was forced to lie since I was a kid, now I have a lot of friends and I will finish high school in few days. The true is I said so many lies that I don't even know what is true and what isn't, I lie to everyone except my family but at the same time I have a great social life with non jewish people who think I'm a great person. I never had a GF because I don't know any jewess and starting a relatinship with a non jew girl is too dangerous, at the same time I have a lot of pretty girls interested on me. My real life is shit because the lies, I'm depressed because the lies. Don't lie bros

>>690557333
Nice trips, but I very rarely post threads here.

>>690557472
Post pic of berru

>>690557593
ate all berru :(

>>690557511
Don't have one.

>>690557667
This no good WANT BERRU

>>690557472
Pic or no hapun

>>690557733
tomorrow meet at tribe fire I have more berru can share some won't give all to tribe do you have good root to eat or maybe egg? we have no eggfinder last one died from bird attach :(

>>690557667
>>690557593
>>690557472
fuckin berry pickers

>>690557667
Post pic of ungabungas or go to fuck hole

>>690554930
>>690555079
I think feminism is shit and no male who respects himself should support it but I want to dominate and hurt men sexually.

>>690557920
Oh no! Hunter has returned

>>690557865
Post pic of gurl

>>690557993
post teats

>>690557865
You hide berru in over skin!

>>690558025
im gonna sharp stick the fuck out of you
Your berrus are mine now, along with ur woman

>>690558025
Rip

Hanoon berrypicker

>>690551431
One word: summer

>>690558144
Post cave art with time rock or didn't happun

>>690558119
is good place! skymaster above gave berruypicker many places in body to hide berru!

dont' tell hunter though they ass smell think they so special

>>690558297
haha me no rock drawer you funny must have eat magic berru

>>690558069
You post boipussy

>>690558302
Hunter has killed Hanoon! We must hide he take berru!

>>690558452
HE NO TAKE BERRU!

Berru is for tribe all give to tribe if he false hunter try to take berru we can make skin clothing of his flesh

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>>690557514
how is being from a jewish family an issue? genuine interest

> inb4 sieg heil

Congratulations, this is the worst thread on 4chan so far.

>>690558615
go back to the fluffy thread or the "CP" thread being posted by the FBI then you fag

Ever since buying a gun, I've had both suicide and murder not far from my mind.

>>690558552
Must kill hunter together! I grab club you take point stick

>>690558812
no those are hunter weapon I will not anger skymaster above. I will give him the black berry I find in forest. he will sleep long time. then we bury him deep in ground like berry bush

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>>690551248
>I liked the Caveman TV show.

>>690558919
>>690558812
u berru pickers know i can read plan on inter-rock right?

>>690556765
>sec1.jpg

>>690559000
what emoji for sad berru

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>>690558795
Also, I vape.

>>690559000
Uhhh, here is black berru very good. take

>>690559000
>>690559188
>>690559299
my triple rocks vs ur double rocks
ultimate showdown begins

I watch anime....

>>690559440

hello guise.

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>>690551248
>I cheated on my girlfriend with my mates girlfriends mum
>I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder by a few different shrinks, never thought it worth mentioning
>Im a massive fucking drug addict
>Im a lot less smart and successful as i look on the outside, im really just a dumb faggot who sucks shit at even the most rudimentary of life's challenges.

>>690559195
^v vape naysh

>>690559468
Ahh man I love anime too, you're obviously a pretty awesome kinda guy. Good job anon we all love you

>>690559468
That's okay, friend.

>>690559468
believe in urself

>>690558795
Do both. There's a new high score to beat.

>>690559468
We still love you

>>690559393
4 rock v 3 rock nanook clan win

>>690551248
I have to choose between a fedora and a red pill.
Fedora is super cute about everything
Red pill
knows almost everything
I love both a lot ... F sometimes pisses me off, cause he's kinda arrogant, but it also turns me on.
RP is just his evolution and I want to have a baby from him. I'd rather be dead than living this

>>690559712
but i hunter +1 defensive abilities due to strength, we evenly matched

I'm a closet pedophile with a 10/10 adult girlfriend who will never turn me on as much as a 14 year old girl.

I use viagra when we have sex and she has no idea I couldn't stay hard without it.. The cost of this is one of my biggest monthly outgoings

>>690559962
>I'm a closet pedophile with a 10/10 adult girlfriend

i believe half of that statement.

>you now which one.

>>690559935
Damn. I gather another stone and attack №¦§₩

>>690560165
not if i sharp stick you first

I download and setup random RATs or spywares on my wife or stepdaughter's computers and fap thinking to random guys fapping spying at them

>>690560233
HUNTER WIN WITH DUBBLE ROCK
EAT POO BERRU FAG

>>690551248
>Alabama incest freak
>clarifies he's only into female family members
>cuz no homo you guys
What a faggot.

>>690560300
OVER KILLED THE BERRU FAGGOTS

>>690560123
believe all of it. My girlfriend is fucking beautiful and I love her, but she will never be completely what I crave sexually. I'd never act on my urges but when I see good looking teenage girls I grind my teeth uncontrolably

>>690560300
I jump to attack! NOT BERRU FRIEND!!!

>>690560354
>teens.

i thought you said pedo, you fucking dolt.

sheeesh.

>>690560480
12/13/14 yo girls would be my preference but I often fantasize about much younger

>>690560439
Roll

>>690560693
Re-roll

>>690560625

and you never banged any teens when you were a teen?

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>way too into rule34 and this is recent idk why
>first time having sex was an absolute fucking disaster, cringe fest, probably worse than most
>im "smart" in school but i dont want to have a job i want to wonder around the world on my own by walking or running is my real dream

>>690559483
Fck u gai

>>690551248
I'm a male and have been raped. I dont harbor any issues with the occurrence, it's only a secret due to obvious disbelief/assumption of lying. I was also molested by my neighbor as a child, so that may cause the nonchalant attitude towards it.

I ate a bacon cheeseburger during Ramadan

>>690561016
Story?

swim has a collection of videos(30+) fucking (legal)gorillas aged 15-20 and is thinking of uploading at 100gorillas mark

>>690561041

good for you, you delusional faggot.

>>690561041
I'm a vegan

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>>690561041
all I do is eat.

>>690561188
Takes a big boy to hold a big bomb

>>690552103
kek

>Two men captured in jungle by tribe of head-hunters
>Because it was Chief's birthday, the two captives were told they would be pardoned if they accepted a challenge from the Chief
>The Chief said to the two "Go into the jungle and find 100 of the same fruit or berru and return to the clearing before sundown"
>The two both dash off into the jungle
>An hour before sundown, the first man appears with 100 grapes
>The Chief says "Very good. Now you stick them all up your ass without laughing"
>"Fuck off" says Captive one, but the warriors all raised their spears,
>So reluctantly he wets the first grape with saliva and pushes it up his anus
>The sight of the spears means that, even though position is ridiculous he does not laugh
>This goes on for some time...10...20
>The man's colon is starting to feel uncomfortable
>30....40....45

>>690561609
(cont)
>46....it's getting really difficult...47
>then the man suddenly burst out laughing
>The Chief says "Now we will kill you and shrink your head"
>"But tell me....why did you laugh when you were so close to freedom?"

>>690553323
Oh my shit this is more funny to me than it should be.

>>690561609
Continue

>>690551248
>I'm into crossdressing

Post pics, sexy!

>>690551248
I'm a male who enjoys befriending females and masturbates to heavily violent and abusive fantasies with them.
I don't think I'm a misogynist. I don't feel like I hate women, I clearly value their company. I befriend them because they usually provide more of a sense of human connection than many of my male friends.
Male friends = fun and shit
Female friends = human connection easily achievable

>been fucked in the ass twice
>sucked dick for money multiple times
>fucked a few guys off Craigslist ads

>>690561785
(cont)
>By now the man is rolling around hysterically, >Grapes shooting from ass like a machine-gun as he convulses with laughter
>Every now and then he looks into the jungle, and convulses more, spraying the natives with second-hand grapes
>The Chief is getting annoyed at this

>>690562073
is it decent money?

>>690562093
(cont)
>Finally, with tears in his eyes, the man points into the jungle
>There is his companion, staggering up the track under the load of 100 pineapples


I tell shit jokes on the internet. Evidence above

>>690562159
$40/dick I suck so, I mean, yeah. It was pretty good money. There was one guy who would just suck my dick and cuddle with me then give me $40

I enjoy inflincting both physical and mental pain on others. As a child I tortured animals and enjoyed hurting other children. I stopped doing it as an adult but it's strange that some or my best memories are other children begging for their mother. Maybe it's not even the pain part, just the power I liked. I dont know. Anyone else?

Im secretly a well known rich person who browses /b/, /Pol/, /ck, /biz/, /out/ and /diy/.

You will never guess who I am.

Hint: Im in the Top 100 Richest list 9 years running.

>>690562267
10/10 berru's

>>690559468
Hey, it's okay. We all enjoy some Corey in the House from time to time!

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>>690562267
That was actually real funny anon, I zozzed shit off

>>690562617
totally Mark Zuckerbitch

>>690562759
>Australian.

I love to shit in the throats of my closest friends and is fun to suck dead cock cus I charge 3992102$ for 1 cock sucker punch with my vaginal anus because it is amusing to me to charge 3992102$ for cock sucker punch bitchcoin

>>690555427
female or male

>>690562923
No one from that list is from Australia.

>One day, a young lad was feeling mischevious
>His father had been on his ass about stopping being lazy
>Father wanted him to grow up to be something
>lad just wanted to browse /b/ and fap
>So lad was pissed off at his father, so he went into the garden shed to hide
>saw and axe, and thought "Fuck it, and fuck him"
>Took axe and cut down father's favourite fruit tree in the garden
>"That'll teach the old fucker" and went back to /b/

>>690559525
What drug?

>>690563264
(cont)
>20 minutes later, sound of father in rage from downstairs
>"Get your ass down here now"
>Son descends to see father incandescent with rage
>"Did you cut down that tree?"
>Lad, now fearing wrath greater than 1000 suns, lies "No, it wasn't me"

>>690563452
Caught me red handed. Wasn't me

my mother used to gave me blowjobs when i was 12. still grew up normal.

>>690551248
i fucked a bunch of my friends moms in high school, but that's not a problem and it was a long time ago. i fucked around on my first wife almost constantly but thats not a problem. i wanted to fuck the life out of my stepdaughter of my 2nd wife, but didn't, so that's not a problem. not really sure why any of this would be considered dark, but there ya go

>>690562617
Definitely James Packer

>>690563452
(cont)
>"are you lying? It was you, wasn't it?" Father unbuckles his belt
>lad, fear now overwhelming earlier cockiness says
>"Nay dad, it wasn't me"
Father, realising that they were at an impasse decides a fable is required
>"See here, son"
>little lad, trembling now at the sight of the dangling belt "yes Dad"
>"Let me tell you the story of George Washington

>>690563627
i even wrote a story about my 2nd wifes daughter, wanna hear it?

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>>690551248
My cousin (male) and I (also male) banged each other for a year. Somehow I'm straight.

>>690563805
Now its weird

>>690553792
Heh

I think niggers are okay

>>690563788
(cont)
>There was this Great American president, called George Washington
>And one day, when he was a little boy, as a prank he cut down his father's cherry tree
>His father said "George, did thee cut down yonder tree?"
>and George said "Nay"
>His Father said "I have raised thee to be a young man of honour."
>"I ask thee a second time; was it thee? I shall not ask thrice"

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I am in love with a transgender prostitute who I visit every week (sometimes twice in a week)
I am married, I have a 6 yo daughter and I know I am going to ruin my life.
I know but I wont stop seing her

pic not her

I m straight but like suck a dick

>>690562598
yeah me, but im more toward hurting adults than kids

>>690559468
Something nice

>>690562617
Definitely should give me money

>>690564096
(Cont)
>George thought for a moment then said
>"Father, I cannot tell thee a falsehood. 'Twas I that felled yonder tree. I beg thy forgiveness - it was a fit of folly"
>"George's father said "George, it is good that thou told the truth. But never fell my trees again, or it will go ill with you. Now be off with you, Sir"
>The little lad thought about this for a while
>"Dad"
>his father turned, belt still in his hand, >"Yes son"
>"I cannot tell you a lie. I cut down the tree with the axe from the shed."

>>690564560
>The father raised his belt and thrashed ten bells from the little lad
>he paused to catch his breath
>then thrashed the lad some more
>Finally, the punishment was over
>The little lad was sobbing
>Finally, he turned to his father, with tears in his eyes
>"Dad"
>"Yes son"
>"Why is it that when Gorge Washington told the truth he was given a warning"
>...*sob...sniffle*
>"But when I told the truth, I got a beating?"
>There was a pause, as his father re-threaded his belt through the loops of his pants and re-buckled it
>"Yet

>>690564928
(cont)
>The father fixed the little lad with a glowering stare
>"George Washington's father wasn't sitting in the bloody cherry tree picking fruit"

Told you. You can all relax now - I'm out

>>690556765
It's cunts like you that are contributing to the conversion to Tumblr

>>690562023
>I befriend them because they usually provide more of a sense of human connection

That's normal since we're supposed to bond with women and compete with other males.

>>690561041
I regularly eat bacon on Ramadan. Good thing I am not a mudslime.

>>690554930
>>690557993
I'm a feminist guy but I detest women and have killed eleven prostitutes and stabbed my mother in the stomach

>>690567137
moar

>>690562023
I'm the same way with women. I think of it this way: after a certain age, what can two men really have to say to one another?

I have borderline personality disorder, I cant control my moods and im scared my boyfriend will leave me because of it, and ill commit suicide, also I fantasise regularly about raping (male on female rape even though I cant) and murder

>I'm being systematically discriminated against, harassed, and threatened.

>I'm not in love with any of my cousins, but one of my cousins very much so hates me, and hasn't forgiven me for some stupid thing I did a long long time ago

>I have earned the ire of what I can only assume are several millionaires, just by trying to survive

>I've realized that championing moral altruism is dead in this world

>I still haven't give up on life

>>690567846
C? Is that you?

>>690568807
People know me as K I think

>>690568866
You're not alone then

>>690569046
I bet :( Whats this other person like?

I cheated on my girlfriend last week

>>690553287
he means that there are many of your kind

>>690567962
What stupid thing?

>>690555806
you just need to have sex some times and it will go away

>>690556609
kool

>>690558795
Hubertus?

>>690569091
I shall not reveal

>>690560354
can you post a pic of her?

>>690562923
u better not be kerry packer u tossa

>>690570324
>Can't even find anyone to relate too
>ggwp

>>690551248
>I pick my nose and eat it.
>I genuinely just don't like people, even if they like me.

>>690563805
not really m8. stop begging for attention now pls

>>690562923
I don't understand. How do you know he is ausfag?

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I want to fuck my sister. She's so fucking pretty. I'm fapping to her right now.

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>>690571000

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>>690571035

>>690570488
nice try. this person does exist and that's why I ain't gonna give you infos about its life.

>>690571294
Chances are it might even be me you're talking about, but I havent posted in months so idk

>>690551248
2 year old cousen and i (18) french kissed once. She convinced it and i just went along

>>690551248

I OD'd a junkie with H cut with fent, let him cook it up thinking it was just brown. I even had Narcan on me,I watched him nod away!

Sleep tight lil junkie, you'll never rob me again.

>>690551248
I had sex with a trap of Bailey Jay cuteness and it was the best sex I've ever had. Now very confused

>>690551248
Wouldnt expect anything else from a shitskin... crossdressing and incest are besides drugs, public executions and raping the only things you ppl like right?

>>690554249
No. Gtfo summer.

>>690559468
kill yourself

>>690551248
My darkest seecret hmm

>Ya see I'm nothin but a mac-10 shooter
>Killer man looter
>on the creep with the Glock
>Got it cocked picidy pop
>I cold shot when the cop drop m-a-money gone nigga
>Mind of a lunatic on a steel trigger
>Motherfuckin flash backs of nigga's bodies rip
>From the AK blast on that ass hollow point to the tip to the toe
>Creep slow and watch the blood hit the fuckin flo'
It's the goddamn murda show

>>690557239
Stop thinking and act /b/ro