Rate my dick /b/
sweet dick bruh
>>690538643
wtf
>>690538643
poast moar
>>690538643
would suck/10
>>690538643
>>690539169
>>690539232
>>690539329
>>690539419
thanks
Plz r8
>>690539834
yellow tip/10
Looks like some slenderman r34 zoz
>>690540200
checkem
Plz bby
>I am master of angles
Rate
R8 please, m8s.
>>690538643
That thing is a fucking spear. You could do a prophylactic ovary removal with that thing.
Mutilated Jew dicks /10
Anyone else with hairy shafts? Swear to god this is only a mutilated guy thing.
>>690540961
yeah ive got under cock hair too
>>690541560
What about above, and sides? Are you cut?
rate? i'm about 6" hard
>>690540912
good one bro
>>690541748
Is that before or after you straighten it out?
>>690540912
Yeah because we totally chose to be mutilated and we totally wouldn't go back and stop it from happening if we could you fucking prick.
>>690540912
yeah cuz anyone who's cut at birth has a choice. i don't mind it though. i can already cum in like 2 seconds, i dont need to be MORE sensitive.
>>690541905
i like being cut
>>690541892
what do you mean?
>>690538643
What age is this dick?
>>690541959
i couldn't care less. i wish i was bigger, but at least i'm not smaller. rate?
>>690541959
Good for you you should've been allowed to choose for yourself instead of unwillingly being cut.
>>690541955
>>690541905
What does it feel to have retarded parents that do that
>>690541748
>>690541959
>>690542250
Second reply is right, I mean your parents could have let you stay with a cheesy uncut smelly cock.
>>690541748
G spot killing machine/20
>>690542270
no idea. i've lived on my own since i was 17, i really couldn't care less about my parents. you choose your friends, not your family. your family cuts your foreskin off without your permission.
Thoughts?
>>690540961
Yeah because the scarring pulls the skin around the base further up the shaft. Almost everyone who is cut has that
>>690542218
Can u post ur naked body i wanna jerk off baby
>>690540393
Earthworm/10
>>690538643
Im pretty sure thats a dead guys rigor mortis dick. Look at the walls, that pic was definitely taken in a morgue
>>690542540
lol uhhh
>>690542564
ladies love it
mine
>>690542623
Kek
>>690542545
Top kek
>>690542498
I can't stand this seriously one of the only things left I enjoy in life and it's ruined too
Why the fuck did I have to be mutilated
>>690543436
Because America is lead by and historically influenced by Jews? Because you're all religiotards? Because there's profit to be made from the foreskin in the pharmaceutical industry?
Did you know that a part of you was sold to someone else for profit without you having any say?
Americans are THE biggest cucks on the planet.
>>690543775
I'm so depressed from it. Sex is everywhere and everyone enjoys it but everytime I think of it or see it I just think of how I am ruined
>>690542384
Hygiene not a thing in your family then.
>>690540393
Is this concept art for earthworm jim?
>>690543970
Totally a defensive thing a cheese dick would say.
>>690543868
lol get the fuck over it. no one cares about your stupid fucking cock but you. jesus christ, live your life you fucking retard
>>690543868
If you let it make you feel that way, then the Jews have won
>>690544676
That's the point you nigger I care about it, it's mine and it was fucking robbed from me. Now I have an ugly shaft hair ridden tight and dry dick versus what nature fucking intended
rate please
>>690538643
wow, thats a long one
admirable length, really exemplary
pencildick, thin for length
well-trimmed
big mushroom head
flare of cockhead strange
cockhead overly squat
7/10
>>690544835
jesus, are you crying over there too? you sound like an absolute pussy. you should worry more about manning up and getting some pussy with your all around average dick then crying about it like a little virgin bitch. there's nothing you can do about it, so get over it. god damn, fucking sissy.
>>690545113
I want to see more of you
>>690539834
Thats a nice one
livable length, unignorable girth
sexy pubes
great mushroom head, perfectly shaped
coloration is off, somewhat sallow
skin looks healthy and strokable
7/10
>>690539834
lol the head glows a different color on this one
>>690542564
Kek
Dicks are weird bruh.
That being said. Ne1 care to r8?
>>690545291
this. stfu anon. being uncut wouldnt make your microcock any bigger so just get over it.
>>690540369
picture too dark
nice round balls
big towering dick
dark circumcision scar?
puckered piss slit?
6.5/10
>>690545292
ok
>>690545291
People like you keep excusing the fucking disgraces on humanity this fucking barbarism, no wonder it still happens. Faggots like you who are too weak to face up to the fucking truth, keep telling yourself you're okay.
>>690538643
jewish
>>690545512
>microcock
Regardless of what I or you think of the looks that's obviously false.
>>690540588
admirable cockhead, best mushroom
ok length and hardness
masculine veins
irritated skin by cockhead
big birthmark? blotched
6/10
>>690545727
lol no, i just have better things to worry about. like practically anything. if you want to march on washington against circumcision, do it. i don't honestly give two shits about it. too weak? nah, just too over it to care.
>>690545857
nah, shit's pretty small. looks MAYBE 5"
>>690545727
lol someone thinks he's way more important than he actually is
>>690545945
>too over it to care
>doesn't care about a part of his most precious body part being cut off against his will and mutilating him for life
Fucking cuck
>>690546028
It's over 6" erect.
>>690540961
most perfectly average American penis
nice natural looking hair
average size, well-shaped
good two-tone coloration
interesting line down the shaft, vein?
6/10
>>690546172
It's not just about me it's about the millions of people being mutilated and the fact that even in first world nations in 2016 this shit still happens
>>690546178
i doubt that. i'm just over 6" hard
>>690546264
so start a petition lol
>>690541748
honestly unratable
your dick goes in the "special class"
not a bad dick, would still suck
just hard to rate
>>690546391
I can press my iPhone 6+ next to it and it is about the same or a little bigger. The 6+ is 6.2 inches. I'm sure.
>>690546204
I don't know if the middle is a vein or what
Rate
>>690542218
wtf why are you eating spam?
WWII is over
helmet head
nice and hard
ok size
good two-tone coloration
head too red, especially on ridge
overall too shiny
Piss slit kind of recessed
4.5/10
R8
>>690547218
lol it's a rug, i collect weird shit. you must not like lube, huh?
>>690542477
not much nice to say
savage looking
4/10
R8
>>690547640
this 'rater' is wack
Rate?
>>690542699
Now here is something special
a real treat to the eyes
perfect bush
ok length, real good girth
big mushroom head
sexiest precum. so hot!
balls too tight to body
8/10
>>690541748
Jesus Christ, what did you run full speed into a wall cock-first? Shit is exactly 90° FAM. You could level shelves and picture frames with that shit bro. A²+B²=C², ol' Pythagorean theorem dick fam, solve for c.
>>690547631
wtf is that
>>690545507
R8? Nah?
Ok. Carry on folks, nothing to see here.
>>690544835
ugly
hair all up the shaft, ew
tight and dry
unnatural
0/10 cut it off
>>690548359
7/10 would choke on
>>690548289
dick in chastity, catheter, diaper
>>690539834
take that thing to omegle. you'd drop some jaws
>>690538643
B8 > R8. Homos.
R8 please.
>>690544880
HRRRRRNNNGH
damnnnnn
now thats a dick you stud
big manly nuts
best curve, so hot
great hardness and posture
well-trimmed neat pubies
admirable length, good girth
super veiny and macho and hot
9/10 god-tier cock. Be proud of it.
side-note: killer 'stache hipbro
rate my dick please
>>690548482
Nice bait nigger faggot.
I even shaved all the shaft hair right when that pic was taken.
Kekin my ass off
>>690545113
very very nice
another weiner to take pride in
super long, nice thickness
perfectly proportioned head
big stud nuts
slightly blotchy coloration
freckled nuts?
8/10
>>690545305
>unignorable girth
pls r8 my dick
>inb4 uncut fag
>>690547200
first things first, pubes are a travesty
good size and hardness
very straight
big mushroom head
slightly dry head
6/10
Laik
>>690538643
>>690538643
L FUCKING OL
>>690549830
OMG ITS SO CUTE!
>>690538643
Do you have aids?
>>690547490
Lube is important, but ruins the aesthetic
the glisten from the flash looks unsavory
obviously ratings are totally subjective
>>690549930
uncut fag
>>690547320
nice hardness
good length
coloration off
slightly long cockhead
too shiny
foreskin retracts sloppy
4/10
>>690548728
Anyone?
Rate please
Do you like my dick? Rate me.
>>690547791
nigga grow up
you got stains all.over your boxers
savage AF
this "rater" is interested in aesthetics
your dick looks plenty functional
enjoy it, love it. the ladies certainly will
>>690548022
pubes a bit wild
good pink head
nice hardness and size
head a bit pebbly
shaft coloration sallow
5.5/10
>>690542698
I'd constantly be thinking about fucking my shit up when goin in
Not my best picture. General reception from girls seems to be that I have a great looking dick. Can fit one hand on top of the other around it when fully hard and there's still room at the top. Thoughts?
>>690548728
looking too teenage for comfort
nice dick but cant rate
too young
>>690551380
Looks weird and lumpy with ugly colors all over it. Girls are dumb as fuck m8.
>>690549806
Come on rate mine :/
>>690551644
cheers
one ex compared it to oatmeal after i broke up with her
>>690551682
Not until you move the camera the fuck back and stop jamming a can into your balls to make it look bigger by comparison.
>>690549806
good missile dick
exemplary hardness and posture
good size
sexy curve
smallish head
gulf between head and shaft too red
6.5/10
>>690551559
Too teenage? Lol. I'm 25. Thanks anyway I suppose
>>690550953
really like it but tired of rating
7.5/10
>>690551003
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised
>>690552436
Looks slippery enough to slide right into my ass!
>>690551893
The can is actually on the right side and not bellow jammed into balls, it has downward/left curve. Why so mean :o
>>690552879
because you're using one of the oldest, most transparent tricks to making dick pics seem more impressive than they are. You're better than that anon.
>>690552721
depends on your ass
>>690553054
Round and tight and needing a big dick to pound it!
>>690553054
Why the fuck is your keyboard so dusty?
>>690552634
Neither looks "better"
depends on the dick
Both need proper care to look good
cut can get dry skin, wrinkled head, overworked looking (especially on ridge)
uncut can get wet, dirty-looking, too red (especially in the gulf), or retract the hood poorly
>>690553262
becuase im a wood worker