>>690533961
just buy some bread and lube and fuck it

What I use I place of that is a sandwich bag with out a seal on it and Vaseline. Stick it inbetween my mattresses and put a pillow on the floor for knee support and then I go to pound town feels good when you push down on the top mattress like a throbbing pussy. I highly recommend.

>>690534221
>>690534262
Oh, I forgot to mention. I'm not a poor NEET. I've got money to spend on this thing. Sorry, forgot I was posting on /b/

>>690533961
I have one but barely use it really. The actual feeling is pretty nice but the clean up after makes it a hassle.

You'll fuck it relentlessly for a few days then kinda forget about it I think.

>>690533961
I have 4, They get addictive so far collection consists of Euphoria (Riley Reid) Barracuda Mini lotus and Heavenly

My GF bought me one as a joke. Then we broke up and I used it a lot. Feels like a pussy. Get it.

Had one. They are great but the maintenance is a pain. Before you use it you need to soak the insert in warm water to get a decent temperature otherwise it's like fucking a corpse. When your finished you need to wash the insert with warn water really well and leave it out to air dry.

>>690534825
That's why you need multiple sleeves, Bathtub faucet does a good job of rinsing the deposited semen and the fleshwash to sanitize, Fucking waste of money buying the fleshlight renewing powder it's a 10 dollar box of cornstarch

>>690534659
>>690534825
Clean up doesn't seem like a big deal to me

Thanks everybody for the input. Definitely gonna pick one up. Is there a best texture or are they all pretty good?

Tighter than your average pussy with added suction...Will definitely desensitize your dick

>>690535165
Depends, Look to see how you size up look for the one that's going to give you the most stimulation for your length.

>>690535578
Even more than years of masturbation already have?
>>690535593
I'm pretty much average size. I think I'm just gonna go for the wonder wave. I read a good review about that one.

>>690533961

get tinder or pure if ur not ugly and want to bang chicks.

or if you are desperate, just go on grindr and let guys suck ur dik. Heard a friend of mine even getting paid to get his dick sucked on there because hes chad as fuck and straight well straight enough.

>>690535165
depends, if you're looking for realism go mini-lotus, forbiden or swallow

if you want "interesting" sensations go for destroya, surge or pilot

>>690535578
Actually these will increase sensitivity as long as you don't fap and give your cock the death grip.

Started blowing bigger loads after getting these as well and I don't fap nearly as often maybe once every week or two i'll pound my light

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>>690533961
dildo's is where it's at, here's mine

how many people in this thread are not overweight?
im just curious

>>690537350
Not i

>>690537350
I guess my BMI would say otherwise, but hey muscle ruins BMI

>>690535848

>>690537350
Says the biggest fatass in the thread

>>690537350
OP here. Not fat.

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>>690534221
>just buy some bread and lube and fuck it

Stop or I'm going to actually end up fucking some bread.

It will give you an intense orgasm if you warm the sleeve and lube up, I suggest astroglide, the maintenance isn't as bad as people say it is.

>>690537350

w/e the fuk 6'0 175 is and hit the gym regularly. I don't have one, i just use tinder/pure.

>>690537211
holy shit i wrote like a retard but you get my point. dildos are the best

>>690537841
Went out for bread as soon as I saw that

>>690537986
Fucking my loaf right now

>>690537683
Like I said, I have money and can afford a quality product.
>>690537211
I sincerely wish I were gay, but I am not. Never taken anything up the butt either, but I know there's nothing inherently gay about that. If I were to get a dildo, it certainly wouldn't be shaped like a dick like that.

what so bad about cheap flesh lights like 50 $ ones

>>690538598
I don't understand your question

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I have something similar. It's basically the same thing except it's designed to look like a can of soda. And it's an asshole. idk it was super cheap. Alternative, if poorfag, you could just do webm related.

>>690538077
>much, much smaller dating pool
>bullying
>people constantly trying to set you up with their gay friends
>people treating you differently after finding out
>losing friends
>homophobic family members, particularly parents
Literally why would you ever want to be gay?

>>690537841
I did it a few times completely destroyed all the loafs of bread in my house.

>>690538052
I started a meme by fucking bread, today is my day!

>>690539326
Because I have the ability to move to a gay area and fuck a bunch of gay men because I am an adult. Because I don't understand women and I don't particularly like very many of them.

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>>690534221

>>690539802
this guy's got it

>>690539789
Baguette, torpedo, cibatta, sourdough, banana bread, CROISSANT

try the mexican bread bolio if your looking for more of a latin feel

>>690534221
or if you don't have lube you can use butter

poorfag here so i can't spend like 70 bucks on a fleshlight.
how good is the old pringles can with sponges trick?

>>690533961
I bought one of those rubber ones. It was like sasha grey themed or something. Was like twenty bucks.

The way they mailed it was actually pretty great. It was discreet on the credit card statement, too. Just came in a little box. Didn't show anything suggestive on it.

It felt amazing. It was made out of silicon, I think. I came fast the first time I used it.

Some of them have holes on the end so if you cum inside of it you can clean it easier. I always pulled out with mine though. Easier to clean it that way.

CLEAN the fucking thing after every time you use it too lol. Use a good water lube.

I stopped using it and threw it away when I moved. It would've been awkward if somebody came across it.

>>690536807
tinder is garbage. ive matched up with like ten chicks and not one who isnt a bot ever responds

>>690538077
why? that shape is great

>>690533961
Get a Tenga Flip. Much easier to clean, better made, easier to store. Doesn't look like a weird disembodied vagina.

>>690541079
I feel like I'd take exception to having something actually shaped like a dick in my ass. I understand that a dildo has to be phallic in order to be a dildo, but I feel like I'd feel weird about it being very realistic like that.

Not that I'm going to be buying a dildo anytime soon.

>>690541289
they feel like shit though

>>690541488
Really?

It won't feel like a real vagina.

>>690540690
>pulling out of a sex toy

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>>690541488
>caring about the feelings of anything to stick your dick in
Get on my level plebasaurus rex

>>690541654
Neither does my hand

>>690540690
>I stopped using it and threw it away when I moved. It would've been awkward if somebody came across it.
>not letting your friends come across your fleshlight while you are using it
Do you even bro

>>690534484
Then just buy one, faggot ...

>>690542027
stupid ellipses poster

Just google home made fleshlight

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>>690537211
Noob

>>690541552
yeah, its like really just rubbery and gross.
you ever touched a dolphin? imagine fucking dolphin skin. not fun.

>>690542598
There is no way that's not just a novelty item

>>690542598
>cheap everything
>literally poor-tier absolutely everything
>but buys like a $200 dragon dildo to post pictures on /b/

this might be honestly the most pathetic thing i have ever seen on /b/

its like youre some young teen who was so excited about all the "/b/ cred" you would get from your giant dragon dildo

>>690540164
I literally might go upstairs, grab some bread and try this and post results

>>690539789
good for you breadfucker

>>690542598
is that one of those walther PP clones?
how does it shoot?

>>690542801
Please do. I actually want to see how well it goes. I can't imagine it being at all pleasant

>>690538941

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

>>690535096
Why not just wear a condom then no cleaning

>>690534659
Yup that's what I did when I got mine. Went crazy for a couple days. Then just kinda drifted back to using my hand

>>690542788
lel, jelly motherfucker knows the price and all but cries

>>690543160
>wear a condom to fuck a sex toy

>>690543160
Jesus christ I might as well not use the thing at all. Why are all you basement dwellers so scared of a little cleaning?

>>690543119
Long as it's warmed and buttered you're good to go.

>>690543343
He's right. You should be embarrassed. You could have bought a decent monitor for that money. Hell, you could have gotten yourself a half decent graphics card

don't waste your money on fleshlights OP
buy an onahole, start with a venus

>>690540608
Tried it, it's shit and I got burns on my dick and it was easy too tight

>>690543599
well fuck

>>690543350
Not scared of cleaning it's just easier and feels just as good

>>690543592
Looks like the exact same shit to me for pretty much the same price. What makes it so special?

>>690543350
Also you get experience for when you never get laid

>>690543585
im pretty sure this same kid posted on /v/ today showing how he broke his $20 desk by punching it in rage. I recognize the $20 logitech speakers.

Fucking speakers and monitor combined to be worth $30 and he buys a $200 dragon dildo to post funny images on /b/. Sad.

>>690542639
Is that why they're so popular in japan?

>>690543786
>feels just as good
How can anyone say this? Do you have to put lube inside the condom or something? Is that where I've been going wrong?

>>690543344
People still put condoms on buttplugs and dildos what's the difference

>>690543922
What would happen if you got one of those preludes condoms the put it on inside out?

>>690544062
*Prelubed fuck autocorrect

>>690543818
actually feels good and you don't need that big hard plastic shit to hold the fleshlight

go read the onahole general in /jp/ and the pastebin

>>690543932
.......you've never actually had a condom on your dick have you

I could tell you what the difference is, or maybe you'd be able to figure it out if you're clever.

please help
>>690539279

>>690543909
kek, probably

>>690544116
So you've used both and can say for sure that this onahole is definitely better?

>>690533961
Seriously how much do u get paid shilling for this thing?

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>>690538941
You don't know how much im tempted to try this out

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Good investment?

>>690544218
thanks for pointing me to your thread so i could report it

since you're spamming other threads, enjoy your perm ban!

>>690544264
It's like I'm really on /v/

>>690543909
Kek

>>690533961
I would rate a fleshlight 7/10.

Pros:
Feels amazing
Use it anytime you want
Can improve stamina

Cons:
Cleaning it is an issue
You use it for the first week or so then it becomes a hassle

>>690541389
i guess so, i just love the way it looks and feels though. best toy that i have used and i've used like 5 + a few plugs and a lot of different objects

>>690544252
by far

>>690534484
>NEET
>money to spend

..?

>>690544728
Read it again. Maybe even a third time

>>690544596
>improve stamina
>better than sex

>>690533961
yeah, only one thing to say.
BUY ONE OP!!!
If you had sex with condom let me tell you it will feel better, not 100% like bareback with a young tight woman, but considering that by the time most sluts reach 23+ their cunts have enough room to park a lorry...
Yeah it will feel better on your dick then 90% of sluts.

Now advice on how to use it,
1# either run it through hot(not too hot) water for a few min, or fill a bowl and let it soak for 5 min or so.
2# have some water based lube, place a few( literally a few) drops on your dick and on the hole's opening.
3# put quality pov porn and try to match the vid's pace
4# cum buckets
5# if still horny go to step 3# until satisfied reapply lube if it gets to rough and semen aint enough

Afterwards comes cleaning, some of the above faggots make it sound like rocket science, bullshit! take the silicon out of the plastic and bellow the faucet, run water through one end so that the splooge and the lube will leave, for up to a min at most, turn it around run water through the other end and...done, leave it to dry on some paper and in half a day, at most a whole day ready to reuse.

>>690544824
o i cant read

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>>690544339
I've done it. It's pretty good, but there's no texture inside. It's almost too smooth, to the point where it feels like almost nothing. Didn't pop, surprisingly, even when I put all my weight on it and fucked it relentlessly. It was pretty good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Cleaning,

Take a kettle
Boil 3 cups of water
Where gloves boiling hot water sucks
Pour boiling water in flesh light
Its now sterile
Clean to rinse away smell
MAKE SURE TO CLEAN IT! IT DISGUSTING AFTER A FEW DAYS

>>690533961
I have one of those, it's great, lot better than using your hand. Bought a big bottle of j-lube with it. It's powdered lube you mix with water. Just make sure you clean it after every use. I run hot water through it for a minute or two, does the trick.

>>690545934
>Where gloves

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>>690546144
Wear*
GOMEN senpai

I've got one, i don't use it very often, it's a good treat, you ant to warm it up a bit first, feels very close to the sensation of pussy but when it's cold it can feel pretty weird.

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>>690546419

Have you heard of the egg

>>690546836
Tenga eggs?

>>690546967
If you clean them regularly they can last for a long time.
Had a friend that kept one for 5 months

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>>690547227
Really? Wow, cause i was having a conversation with a sex store worker about and she said it was good gor like 2-4 times...

>>690547618
If you clean them off immediately you can keep using them.

OP here. Alright well I just ordered one. Maybe I'll post here in a week and tell you all how shitty it is and how I could have spent my money better elsewhere. Thanks for the replies, folks

which one did you get

>>690548753
destroya

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OP how much was it?

>>690549124
$70 for the thing plus like 15 or 20 more for some lube and cleaning stuff.

>>690549324
how come you didnt gor the 100$ ones

>>690549417
What, like the vibrating ones? I dunno, didn't really appeal to me.

>>690549417
Personally i put cheap ones
$12-$40>>690549324

so which one is the top of the line fleshlight

ive got a Belladonna pocket pussy, feels amazing, better than my wifes cunt and its open for bizness 24/7. only cost $12 off amazon.

>>690551646
I've used it like 30+ times I reckon its good for at least that again. It's got a hole either end so after use you just rinse with hot water and leave to air dry takes no longer than wiping yourself with a tissue its fucking awesome.

>>690542639
not sure what sex toy you used but my pocket pussy feels just as if not better than the real thing. of course you have to use proper lube though using lotion or some other shit might be causing your dissatisfaction.

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Or

>>690552578
Damn where do they sell these.

>>690552578
where do they sell these things ?

>>690552578
WHERE CAN I BUY ONE

have had both. tenga fliphole is more interesting than the fleshlight

>>690553357
where can you get one of those?

>>690553548
japan

>>690533961

get a nice fleshlight collection going and gf's no longer got that same power over you.
gf becomes a LOT easier to deal with.

>>690540608
like comparing a pair of running shoes in the wrong size, to a Ferrari.

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Anyone knows where can I get onaholes similar to this one on the pic? No complicated features, just a thick flexible tube with two holes at each end.

>>690540872
I'm an average looking dude and scored something like 15 girl off it. For every 10 girls you match with, maybe 2 or 3 will reply. For every match you get, that girl will have twenty guys.

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>>690541654
>>690541816
it can feel better, depending on the model

>>690540608
Just get a bella pocket pussy off amazon. <$20 and as good as the real thing.

>>690535165

Don't get the plain one, the plain one is okay, but the other ones feel better.

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>>690538941
Oh shit, it's a prison fifi!

>>690554535
reference material, right there

>>690540690
>Was like twenty bucks.
>twenty bucks

It wasn't a Fleshlight.

>>690543257
>>690534659

Which model of Fleshlight did you have?

>>690544717
wow
which model Fleshlight did you try?

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>>690533961
this could be more your style

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>>690549324
>plus like 15 or 20 more for some lube and cleaning stuff.
no
get lube at a drugstore not a sex shop
cleaning: tap water, occasional isopropyl alcohol (super cheat at a pharmacy, drug store, wherever)

>>690551347

BiHive
Destroya
Ice
Mini-Lotus
Heavenly

>>690533961
i got a reusable tenga air tech. pretty good, just the cleaning part is a bit tedious

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>>690533961
There is only the One you will ever need