Hey /b/ it's my 21st birthday. Dubs decides what drink I order next.
Vegas bomb
>>690534152
What that is?
June Bug or a Chaos Calmer
Drink Voda with Redbull, it will give ya energy to drink more :p
>>690533847
Vodka with piss
Mint Julep
>>690534336
1/2 oz crown royal
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
Drop in to red bull and slam it.
mudslide
>>690534872
ew
try a martini
>>690533847
151, malibu, and pineapple juice.
Known as a "Caribou Lou"
Amaretto Stone Sour
>>690535008
Would. But not dubs
>>690535008
Fedora fag detected
Mai Tai
Order a beer you fruity cocktail faggot
>>690534872
that's the gayest shit i ever heard
Strong island ice tea.
>>690535144
WINRAR
>>690535144
CHECKED. Ordering now. Next dubs decides next drink
>>690535144
dubs have spoken enjoy your fag juice
>>690533847
drink your own urine
>>690535440
Cuck
AdÃos Motherfucker
Five Douchebags: 1 part Jack, 1 part Jim Beam, 1 part Crown Royal, 1 part Jose Cuervo and 1 part Sailor Jerry.
>>690533847
You're drinking AMFs all night
Lemon Drop Cocktail
>>690533847
4 horsemen shot. Jack, Jim, Jose, and Johnny.
This looks like every shitty Nevada bar I've ever been in.
Patron and pineapple checkem
Screaming Nazi Triple Shot
1 Part Jaeger
1 Part Rumplemintz
1 Part Goldshlager
Shaken to Chill
>>690535852
Well I do live here, good guess
>>690535791
I want this to happen!
Bleach and lemonade
Dachauri
>>690533847
10 shots of zubrowka
>>690536187
Roll
>>690535791
I third this notion.
>>690536133
You poor bastard
Bulldog
>>690535791
Reroll for this.
>>690533847
A shot of semen
>>690535791
Roll for drunkpocolypse
Rumchata and Fireball
>>690533847
a happy birthday
>1 part bottle of whiskey (can be replaced with vodka if you prefer the taste of hairspray)
>1 part 8ball of coke
>2 parts hookers
bombay and lemonade, shouts out to juicy j. we trippy nigga! happy bday fool
kiss a man
bleach
order a gin and tonic with peppermint shnops
Go to that bartender
Tell that motherfucker you want a glass of milk
>>690535791
Check 'em.
ask for a henny shot and chase it with beer
>>690536667
u got trips, he got to drink dat cum
>>690536521
You're telling me...
>>690533847
>not drinking alone on his 21st
what a lame faggot
>>690537044
No he didn't you fucking newfag
The bartenders cum
>>690537044
That's not trips you cock wrangler
>>690533847
tequila old fashioned and when the bartender asks if you're an idiot tell him to suck your cock and post results
>>690533847
"appletini"
Order whatever the "Drink Special' is
Drink straight rum
Celebrate with at least a modicum of class Op. The Glenlivet, 15 year old, preferably older but 15 will still be tasty. Sip it. Do not pound like a shot.
>>690537044
are you fucking stupid?
>>690535570
sounds horrible
OP just order a stella artois like a real man
>>690537183
I'm with one of the retards in this thread. The one rolling for urine
cranberry juice
>>690537075
Don't worry I've been here for 20 years, it never gets better
>>690533847
4 horsemen
roofie colada
>>690533847
Irish trash can
>>690535144
See Mai Tai. OP delivers
OP try gin drinks. I like a Tom Collins.
also winrar.>>690537555
>>690533847
Time to become a man
Order that fucker to line you up seven shots of straight vodka, down those bitches, scream with blood and thunder "FREEDOM!!!" Until your lungs crack, start a moshpit/brawl, bang a bar skank, and hope to god your friends don't leave you there.
>lather
>rinse
>repeat until you die
Shotgun a four loko in front of everyone
>>690536957
Reroll milk drinker
>>69053755
winrar
>>690537555
fuck ya
>>690537749
Madness
>>690537682
How is it?
Old fashioned if you are not hammered yet. Long island iced tea if you are
Vesper martini
3 parts Gordon's gin
1 part vodka
1/2 part Kina Lillet or Lillet Blonde
Lemon peel
Shaken vigorously
6 of them.
>>690537555
He said dubs..not trips...lol
No Dice Jim Rice.
>>690537702
do you also like dicks in your ass?
>>690533847
Spiced rum and coke
Also happy birthday
amaretto sour
>>690536789
>>690537707
Let's double down and go for both
>>690537822
Those trips were mine, now i got dubs too.
>>690537555
Savage drink, anon.
>>690537672
Reroll
>>690537799
Winrar
Do it for Talos
>>690538181
That was the point. I don't even remember my 21st.
>>690538099
ok op, seems you gotta ask the bartender about this one, if it is a drink i guess
milk
>>690537924
This say you want the James Bond Martini
>>690537924
rah rolling
order a pink raspberry cosmopolitan
>>690533847
Go to gas station and drink steel reserve. RIP guts douchebag
>>690538541
OP here. Milk got dubs. Trips order next drink
Honey Badger
4 horsemen
six vodka shots
>>690537924
Re;re:RE;rolling
only tonic water
>>690537912
OPs friend; I ordered an old fashioned and the bartender called me a real man. OP is depressed
>>690537799
>>690538466
Talos guide you
Friend ordered old fashioned. Bartender called him a "real man"
3 shots of Jack daniels
Also, scale from 1-10 how drunk are you now
>>690539067
Take a pic of your drink
>>690539155
Also see OC creep shot of coworker
>>690539172
2.8
But not OP
>>690539246
My friends old fashioned he ordered
>>690539351
Wow why the fuck did you make trips decide the next one then, you pussy?
Also roll >>690539172
>>690538711
DUBS CONFIRMED
>>690539172
Like a 3.5 to a 4
Str8 whiskey ,make sure its cheap too, fuckin pussy
>>690537924
ruhruhruholling
>>690539351
I didn't realize you said not OP woops
>>690539246
Mmm spicy
>>690539586
Backing this
Be a man fuckboi
ask the bartender for his number
>>690539537
I made it trips because I didn't think anyone would post in this thread faggot
>>690539575
>>690539537
And roll for this
>>690539172
>>690536957
re-rolling
>>690539808
Fucker I got milk
>>690538724
>>690539586
Re rolll
>>690539172
Roll
>>690539668
It's ok m9. He's just afraid of dying is all
Double whiskey sour
>>690540004
Oh for fuck sakes
double shot of melort
Whiskey ,neat
four doubles of straight jack.
or everclear if they have it.
Whole bottle of jack daniels
Gin & milk
>>690539768
This ask someone from the bar out for a duel old texas style.
Water
There's ebought people posting in this thread every dubs got would kill me
I like Gin and Tonic but I think OP better do a shot of jose cuervo
>>690540215
What is it with all you imperial milk drinking faggots?
1/5th of Dewars
Then punch whoever is sitting next to you faggot
>drinking a bunch of faggy mixed drinks on your birthday
>being this massively gay
>>690540338
pussy faggot
>>690540428
Milk and gin is great ,i put that shit in my oatmeal in the morning
>rolling for double whiskey neat
Sex on the driveway
>>690533847
Milk
4 shots of Jack daniels
>>690540768
Roll
>>690540768
Rerill
Old fashioned bourbon
Piledriver
>>690540768
Nobody is ever going to get trips OP, the thread will die before that happens
>>690540768
If trips. Chloe says stop suggesting
>>690540624
I think you have a problem freindo
happy birth op. have a screaming orgasm
1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's
1/2 oz Kahlua
2 jagerbombs
>>690540994
Not with that attitude
3 jagerbombs
Double whiskey ,neat dont be a pussy op
4 jagerbombs
Cement mixer! Best drink ever. Sooooo good
>>690541058
Who is that disgusting donkey witch?
2 shots of Jack daniels and 2 jagerbombs
>>690541282
I see them toes boi. Stop that
>>690541282
This
OP your pure faggotry is fucking insulting to all 21st birthdays
>>690541394
Two jagerbombs and one shot of Jack daniels
Order a glass of asshole juice
>>690541435look at this sad cuck
OP is a fag, do the next dubs you fucking pussy
Roll
>>690541394