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Hey /b/ it's my 21st birthday. Dubs decides what drink I
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Hey /b/ it's my 21st birthday. Dubs decides what drink I order next.
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Vegas bomb
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>>690534152
What that is?
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June Bug or a Chaos Calmer
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Drink Voda with Redbull, it will give ya energy to drink more :p
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>>690533847
Vodka with piss
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Mint Julep
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>>690534336
1/2 oz crown royal
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps

Drop in to red bull and slam it.
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mudslide
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>>690534872
ew


try a martini
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>>690533847
151, malibu, and pineapple juice.

Known as a "Caribou Lou"
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Amaretto Stone Sour
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>>690535008
Would. But not dubs
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>>690535008
Fedora fag detected
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Mai Tai
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Order a beer you fruity cocktail faggot
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>>690534872
that's the gayest shit i ever heard
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Strong island ice tea.
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>>690535144
WINRAR
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>>690535144
CHECKED. Ordering now. Next dubs decides next drink
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>>690535144
dubs have spoken enjoy your fag juice
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>>690533847
drink your own urine
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>>690535440
Cuck
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Adíos Motherfucker
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Five Douchebags: 1 part Jack, 1 part Jim Beam, 1 part Crown Royal, 1 part Jose Cuervo and 1 part Sailor Jerry.
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>>690533847
You're drinking AMFs all night
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Lemon Drop Cocktail
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>>690533847
4 horsemen shot. Jack, Jim, Jose, and Johnny.
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This looks like every shitty Nevada bar I've ever been in.
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Patron and pineapple checkem
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Screaming Nazi Triple Shot
1 Part Jaeger
1 Part Rumplemintz
1 Part Goldshlager
Shaken to Chill
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>>690535852
Well I do live here, good guess
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>>690535791
I want this to happen!
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Bleach and lemonade
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Dachauri
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>>690533847
10 shots of zubrowka
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>>690536187
Roll
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>>690535791
I third this notion.
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>>690536133
You poor bastard
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Bulldog
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>>690535791
Reroll for this.
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>>690533847

A shot of semen
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>>690535791
Roll for drunkpocolypse
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Rumchata and Fireball
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>>690533847
a happy birthday
>1 part bottle of whiskey (can be replaced with vodka if you prefer the taste of hairspray)
>1 part 8ball of coke
>2 parts hookers
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bombay and lemonade, shouts out to juicy j. we trippy nigga! happy bday fool
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kiss a man
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bleach
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order a gin and tonic with peppermint shnops
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Go to that bartender

Tell that motherfucker you want a glass of milk
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>>690535791
Check 'em.
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ask for a henny shot and chase it with beer
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>>690536667
u got trips, he got to drink dat cum
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>>690536521
You're telling me...
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>>690533847
>not drinking alone on his 21st

what a lame faggot
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>>690537044
No he didn't you fucking newfag
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The bartenders cum
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>>690537044
That's not trips you cock wrangler
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>>690533847
tequila old fashioned and when the bartender asks if you're an idiot tell him to suck your cock and post results
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>>690533847
"appletini"
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Order whatever the "Drink Special' is
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Drink straight rum
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Celebrate with at least a modicum of class Op. The Glenlivet, 15 year old, preferably older but 15 will still be tasty. Sip it. Do not pound like a shot.
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>>690537044
are you fucking stupid?
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>>690535570
sounds horrible

OP just order a stella artois like a real man
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>>690537183
I'm with one of the retards in this thread. The one rolling for urine
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cranberry juice
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>>690537075
Don't worry I've been here for 20 years, it never gets better
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>>690533847
4 horsemen
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roofie colada
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>>690533847
Irish trash can
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>>690535144
See Mai Tai. OP delivers
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OP try gin drinks. I like a Tom Collins.

also winrar.>>690537555
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>>690533847
Time to become a man
Order that fucker to line you up seven shots of straight vodka, down those bitches, scream with blood and thunder "FREEDOM!!!" Until your lungs crack, start a moshpit/brawl, bang a bar skank, and hope to god your friends don't leave you there.
>lather
>rinse
>repeat until you die
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Shotgun a four loko in front of everyone
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>>690536957

Reroll milk drinker
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>>69053755
winrar
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>>690537555
fuck ya
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>>690537749
Madness
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>>690537682
How is it?
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>>690537749
Re
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Old fashioned if you are not hammered yet. Long island iced tea if you are
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Vesper martini

3 parts Gordon's gin
1 part vodka
1/2 part Kina Lillet or Lillet Blonde
Lemon peel
Shaken vigorously

6 of them.
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>>690537555
He said dubs..not trips...lol

No Dice Jim Rice.
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>>690537702
do you also like dicks in your ass?
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>>690533847
Spiced rum and coke
Also happy birthday
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amaretto sour
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>>690536789
>>690537707
Let's double down and go for both
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>>690537822
Those trips were mine, now i got dubs too.
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>>690537555
Savage drink, anon.

>>690537672
Reroll
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>>690537799
Winrar

Do it for Talos
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>>690538181
That was the point. I don't even remember my 21st.
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>>690538099

ok op, seems you gotta ask the bartender about this one, if it is a drink i guess
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milk
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>>690537924
This say you want the James Bond Martini
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>>690537924

rah rolling
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order a pink raspberry cosmopolitan
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>>690533847
Go to gas station and drink steel reserve. RIP guts douchebag
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>>690538541
OP here. Milk got dubs. Trips order next drink
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Honey Badger
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4 horsemen
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six vodka shots
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>>690537924

Re;re:RE;rolling
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only tonic water
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>>690537912
OPs friend; I ordered an old fashioned and the bartender called me a real man. OP is depressed
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>>690537799
>>690538466

Talos guide you
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Friend ordered old fashioned. Bartender called him a "real man"
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3 shots of Jack daniels

Also, scale from 1-10 how drunk are you now
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>>690539067
Take a pic of your drink
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>>690539155
Also see OC creep shot of coworker
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>>690539172
2.8

But not OP
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>>690539246
My friends old fashioned he ordered
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>>690539351
Wow why the fuck did you make trips decide the next one then, you pussy?

Also roll >>690539172
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>>690538711
DUBS CONFIRMED
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>>690539172
Like a 3.5 to a 4
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Str8 whiskey ,make sure its cheap too, fuckin pussy
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>>690537924

ruhruhruholling
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>>690539351
I didn't realize you said not OP woops
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>>690539246
Mmm spicy
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>>690539586
Backing this
Be a man fuckboi
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ask the bartender for his number
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>>690539537
I made it trips because I didn't think anyone would post in this thread faggot
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>>690539575
>>690539537


And roll for this
>>690539172
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>>690536957
re-rolling
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>>690539808
Fucker I got milk

>>690538724
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>>690539586
Re rolll
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>>690539172
Roll
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>>690539668
It's ok m9. He's just afraid of dying is all
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Double whiskey sour
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>>690540004
Oh for fuck sakes
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double shot of melort
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Whiskey ,neat
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four doubles of straight jack.
or everclear if they have it.
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Whole bottle of jack daniels
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Gin & milk
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>>690539768
This ask someone from the bar out for a duel old texas style.
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Water
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There's ebought people posting in this thread every dubs got would kill me
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I like Gin and Tonic but I think OP better do a shot of jose cuervo
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>>690540215
What is it with all you imperial milk drinking faggots?
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1/5th of Dewars
Then punch whoever is sitting next to you faggot
>drinking a bunch of faggy mixed drinks on your birthday
>being this massively gay
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>>690540338
pussy faggot
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>>690540428
Milk and gin is great ,i put that shit in my oatmeal in the morning
>rolling for double whiskey neat
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Sex on the driveway
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>>690533847
Milk
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4 shots of Jack daniels
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>>690540768
Roll
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>>690540768
Rerill
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Old fashioned bourbon
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Piledriver
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>>690540768
Nobody is ever going to get trips OP, the thread will die before that happens
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>>690540768
Re
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>>690540768
If trips. Chloe says stop suggesting
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>>690540624
I think you have a problem freindo
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happy birth op. have a screaming orgasm

1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's
1/2 oz Kahlua
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2 jagerbombs
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>>690540994
Not with that attitude
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3 jagerbombs
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Double whiskey ,neat dont be a pussy op
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4 jagerbombs
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Cement mixer! Best drink ever. Sooooo good
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>>690541058
Who is that disgusting donkey witch?
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2 shots of Jack daniels and 2 jagerbombs
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>>690541282
I see them toes boi. Stop that
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>>690541282
This
OP your pure faggotry is fucking insulting to all 21st birthdays
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>>690541394
Two jagerbombs and one shot of Jack daniels
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Order a glass of asshole juice
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>>690541435look at this sad cuck
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OP is a fag, do the next dubs you fucking pussy

Roll
>>690541394
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