>>690528910
OPs life

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>>690528910
>your mother chose not to abort you

>>690529596
Savage

hey bby you must be a jew cause you are on fire

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry Potter survived the chamber.

>>690528910
A muslim goes into a gay bar and the bartender asks him what does he want.
> Shots for everyone!
- He replys

>>690530201
No nerd jokes anon

>>690530313
Y-You too.
>I had a biology test last Friday, and it asked me to identify two things commonly found in cells.
>Apparently Blacks and Mexicans weren't the answer.

>>690528910
Op is still allive

>>690530247
underrated post

whats black and blue and hates sex?

>the kid in my basement

I was eating out this girl once, and i tasted horse semen. So i chuckled and looked up then said, "mom, so that's how you died"

>>690528910
Ethiopian cuisines.

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby?

>about 20 minutes in a microwave

What does a baby in a turned on blender look like?
I don't know I normally close my eyes when i jack off.

What's the difference between a ham and cheese sandwich and the corpse of a newborn baby?
I would never fuck a sandwich before eating it

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
>The pizza can feed a family of 4

whats the difference between a truck full f watermelons and a truck full of dead babies?

>cant unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork

>>690531557
You really don't belong here

What's pink, eight inches long, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?


Her miscarriage.

>>690528910
America

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>>690530820
>>690531003
>>690531557

>>690529829
Too late

>>690530852
god damn

What do the gay bar and Antarctica have in common?
They're both -50

>>690530671
i kek'd
>>690529596
S A V A G E
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>>690530852
forced
>>690532377
49 you uncultured swine


How do you save a baby from chocking?
Well you don't, but eventually you're gonna have to take your dick out from its mouth.

>>690530870
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
>no
Neither have they

>>690528910
how did Michelle Obama no she was pregnant?
when she pulled her tampon out the cotton end was gone

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Whats the difference between a roadkill skunk and a roadkill nigger?

The Skunk has skidmarks infront of it

>>690528910
so i was having sex with my daughter, and my wife walks in. and the look on her face is absolute shock. i dont know what shes more shocked about? the fact im having sex with my daughter or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.

>>690530996
Jim/10

I love jokes about dead babies. They never get old

>>690532902
Kek

why did the kid fall off his bike?

because someone threw a refrigerator at him

>>690533225
Please not this joke

>no

>>690533225
/thread

>>690532743
idgi

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>>690528910
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown costume

>>690528910
Here you go from my grandfather to you...

I was in the grave yard
thats where I screwed her
she was rotten, and she was dead
maggots fell from her asshole
as hair fell from her head
as I laid bedside her
and suck-a-fested her tit.
I dreamt of a glass of buzzard puke
and a bath of liquid shit
As I trotted open that day and thought of my dreadful sin
I shagged ass back to the graveyard
and sucked out the load I shot in.

>>690529596
clicked this thread just to post that well done anon

Why did the girls ice cream melt
she was on fire

Two niggers jump off of a building at the same time who wins
Society

Why do you put duct tape on a hamster
so it doesn't explode when you fuck it in the ass

whats the worst part about being a black jew
you have to sit in the back of the oven

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>>690530820
Holy fuck

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
>It died
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree
>It was stapled to the first one
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree
>Peer pressure

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>>690533769
Explain this madness anon

>>690532606
I DIED

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>>690531677
You can unload watermelons with a pitchfork. It should be difference between a truck full of tires and a truck full of dead babies

>>690528910
I like my wine like I like my children, aged 12 years and in the basement

A muslim walks into a gay bar and says "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!"


...see you in hell dawgz..

>>690536514
I like my rum like I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

>keep the tip

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what do you do after you fuck the tightest pussy in the world?

>you put its diaper back on

>>690532606
How do you start an ethiopian rave party?
Stick a pancake to the roof

>>690532606
How many ethiopians can you fit in a bath tub?
I dont know they keep slipping down the drain

>>690532606
What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese

>>690537846
kek x100

>>690532606
How do you impregnate an ethiopian?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest

knock knock

>>690532606
What weighs 40kgs and runs along the desert at 100mph?
A whole ethiopian football team

>>690537846
How do you start a marathon in Ethiopia?
Roll a can of food down a hill.

>>690538335
>40kgs
>implying they have food to weigh that much

what's the worse case of selfishness

a nigger sleeping alone into a dumpster where two can fit in

>>690538292
Who's there?

>>690538688
Orange you going to let me in?

>>690536244
Good luck selling a bunch of watermelons with holes already poked in them. You young people don't know anything about business and the ECONOMY

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>>690538554
Did you not get that it is the entire team that weighs 40kgs?

Wanna hear a joke about pizza??????¿¿¿¿¿

How do you kill a 400lb gorilla?
[spoiler]you throw your kid at it[/spoiler]

A Muslim, a black, a mexican, and a caucasian all get on a plane.

The black sits in economy. The Mexican sits in business class. The Caucasian sits in First Class. Where does the Muslim sit?

In the pilot seat!

>>690539046
you can sell them to people who have really thin dicks and want to fuck a melon

>>690528910
What's the difference between a hurricane and an infant?
I can't rip the eye out lf a hurricane and skull fuck it.

>>690539277
What's the hardest thing about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.

>>690539277
Overrated

What does an alligator get when he goes to McDonald's?


A kids meal.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas?

>>690539578
+1 internet for you anon

>>690539193
Nevermind it's too cheesy

>>690539584
he got his arms chopped off too

>>690539584
Cancer

>>690539584
Cancer

>>690533613
anon is saying you stop to try and not hit the skunk

>>690539666
this joke is from the devil

How does OP know his sister is on her period? He can taste shit on his Dad's dick

Happy Father Day OP

How do you make a baby cry?
Drop it.
How do you make it stop crying?
Drop it again.

>>690539193
>>690539666
Kill me

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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

>>690532809
I really like this a lot

>>690528910
What's the worst part about being a Jewish nigger?
You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber

>>690539804
other anon here, I thought it was because the nigger would have skidmarks in the back, as in shit in his pants because he can't afford the cleaner

>>690530247
heard it

>So a rapist is walking into the woods and the little girl with him is crying...
>he says why are you crying i have to walk out alone

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>>690528910

> what's the hardest part of baby dying?

my dick.

>>690533613
Someone was willing to try and brake to not hit the skunk. Not so for a nigger, which tends to exude a far worse smell and contributes less to society.

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>>690539766
>>690539775
Ding ding ding

>>690540106
so... he got molested?

>>690540222
ch3cked

>>690531725
Sure smells like summer

America is at the bar with Africa, America who has an obesity problem asks Africa "How are you so slim? Please tell me your secret." America stands there waiting for a reply before realizing Africa is dead due to starvation.

>>690540035
What's a black's least favorite holiday?
Father's day.

>>690540356
that's not a joke, that's just how the world is

How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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>>690540627

the best jokes are funny because they're true.

>>690540627
Funny isn't it?

what doesn't belong in the lineup: a blonde, a fake blonde, a boeing 747

the blonde. The fake blonde and the 747 both have a black box

>>690538688

phone

>>690529596
Generic. 6/10.
>>690529829
Too wordy, not clever at all, too late. 3/10
>>690529952
Generic. Not clever. Abandons all humor for the sake of shock factor. 3/10
>>690530201
Chuckled a little. 6/10
>>690530247
Done to death. Weird formatting, bad spelling. 2/10
>>690530671
Heh. Heard it before. Hasn't gotten old yet. 5/10
>>690530711
Come on, now. 1/10
>>690530820
Not very clever. I was already thinking something around the "rape victim" area before the punchline. 4/10
>>690530852
I like this one. It actually gets worse and worse the more you think about it.
>main character knows what horse semen tastes like
>thought it was funny
>is eating out his/her mother
>who is dead
7/10, solid one.
>>690530870
???/10
>>690530996
Posting Jimmy Carr is cheating. 2/10, although it's a legendary joke.
>>690531003
Kinda funny. 6/10
>>690531004
Good one. 5/10
>>690531324
OK, babies are getting old. 5/10
>>690531557
Done to death. 4/10
>>690531677
ugh
>>690531734
5/10
>>690532377
Eh...it'll pass I guess. 5/10
>>690532585
Oh, look. Another dead baby joke. 3/10
>>690532606
Much better! 7/10

>>690540749
well those are easy

>the world is going to shit and millions of people will be suffering the coming decades.

>>690540969
Mishun Compree

>>690541004
you forgot your autism pills again timmy

>>690531003
Heh

Why can't you fool a day old abortion...
Because it wasn't born yesterday.

>>690528910
What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave?
I don't know i close my eyes while i masturbate.

>>690541137
They really are. Take this one for example.

Feminists.

>>690532809
/thread lol

What's the #1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy children.

>be me fucking slut
>"this slut probably contaminated"
>go get myself checked
>HIV positive
>think to myself
>how the fuck does an 8 year old get hiv
>who the fuck has my sister been hanging out with

>>690536244
WHO THE FUCK is gonna buy a watermelone after your autistic ass pokes a hole in it? Think before you type assjacket

>>690541369
married people

>>690539584
Raped

>>690541541
Anything fedora related.

>>690541750
how's the wife

Why do Jews cook with coal rather than use gas?

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>>690532703
Doesn't even try to be funny, just shocking. Plus "no". 3/10
>>690532743
Same thing here. 3/10
>>690532809
OK, I laughed a little. 6/10
>>690533225
More of an anti-joke, but I'll accept it. 5/10
>>690533614
3/10
>>690533638
5/10
>>690533769
Jesus, your grandfather told you that one? 6/10
>>690534127
6/10, 5/10, 3/10, 7/10
>>690534678
6/10, clever execution
>>690536514
There's always a basement. [sigh] 4/10
>>690536537
0/10, couldn't even wait for a different thread before posting it again.
>>690536793
Ew! 7/10
>>690537264
5/10
>>690537846
5/10
>>690537951
Getting tired of Ethiopian jokes. This one was good, though. 6/10
>>690538065
2/10
>>690538173
3/10
>>690538335
0/10
>>690538355
0/10
>>690538642
4/10

>>690539928
BETTER LATE THEN LEVER

I'm part of that 55%

> it's a bird!
>it's a plane!
... Dear god, it's a plane

>>690542020
annoying as fuck

>>690536244
Not if you want to be able to sell the watermelons.

>>690539193
Nah.
>>690539205
Topical but generally "meh." 4/10
>>690539208
2/10
>>690539277
Tryhard. 1/10
>>690539578
4/10
>>690539584
Cancer. Everybody's heard it. It's Babby's First Anti-Joke. 1/10
>>690539865
6/10
>>690539902
6/10, the superior dead baby joke.
>>690539928
No, thanks.
>>690539994
Someone already said that one. 0/10
>>690540026
2/10, actually very mundane despite the implications.
>>690540029
Please. 3/10

What do niggers and candy canes have in common?

They both look good hanging from trees

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Keep the tip!"

>>690538173
Not bad

How do you circumcise an Indian

Kick his sister in the jaw

>>690540356
2/10
>>690540691
Already been told in this thread. 0/10
>>690540862
7.5/10
>>690541004
annoying as fuck
>>690541328
3/10
>>690541354
Someone already said that one. 0/10
>>690541451
Basically just a true statement. 2/10
>>690541455
3/10
>>690542101
3/10
>>690542129
5/10

>>690541207
10/10

What's the definition of self destruction?

An epeleptic leper.

>>690542707
3/10
>>690542768
Someone already said that one. 0/10
>>690542905
5/10
>>690543029
7/10

>>690528910
how do you titfuck a 3-year old Girl
you kick her Sternum in

>>690543177
7/10
>>690543407
I prefer, "You break her shoulders," but whatever. 7/10

whats the best part about raping a 7 year old?


watching him cry in the witness stand

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Girl, you Butterfree up your schedule, because I'm going to be fucking you all night.

>>690540973
Phone who?

>>690541463
You COULD scoop them?

Best part of fucking a 5 years old?
Feeling the ribs

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>>690528910

Why did the little boy cry?
I wiped my bloody dick on his teddy bear.

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>>690529596

>>690543499
2/10
>>690543512
4/10
>>690543716
...6/10

a nigger and a jew jump out of a tree, who hit the ground first?

the jew, the nigger was stopped by a rope

>>690528910
Y'know how poor I was growing up? So poor I had to jerk off my dog to feed my cat.

What's the best thing about showering with a 12 year old? Do her hair right and she'll look 9.

Why the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken.

So my buddy got fired from his job at the pickle factory... he just worked there so long he finally snapped and said fuck it, I'm gonna stick my dick in the pickle cutter. Well management found out and he got fired. So I asked, what happened to the pickle cutter? She got fired too.

whats white and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool?

>a baby with slashed floaties

whats green and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool?

>the same baby 3 weeks later

did you hear about the blind circumciser?

>he got the sack

3 hookers are sitting at a bar.
the first hooker says "my ass is so loose, my johns can stick their hand in it!"
the second hooker laughs and says "thats nothing, mine can stick their whole arm up my ass!"
the 3rd hooker just laughs and the barstool she was sitting on disappears