ask for sauce>>690525901

>>690525901
Get some sauuce for myself that's whut

>>690525901
jerk off in the middle of an ancient street and show people a future tangle. probs rome

>>690525901
Prevent myself from being conceived.

>>690525901
Go back to last Wednesday so I could make my car payment on time

>>690526166
>>690526319
yeah I don't have it

>>690526408
Wow so edgy

Kill my mom before I was conceived.

>>690526589
This was already posted faggot

>>690525901
sauce or go hang yourself OP, ive come back and i want some tits

Buy Apple/Facebook stock

>>690526701
Doesn't mean I don't want the same think you fucking faggot

>>690525901
Go back and OP this thread

tell my 15 year old self to study more, acquire a job, save all money and don't hang around shitbags or invest too much in people in general

>>690526763
I bought gold coins at $430 oz.

Rape a few women to see which ones I know secretly want me to take them and savagely fuck their holes.

Stop ww2/Hitler. Something big to see what it changes.

Try and figure out how to get back to present time when I hate life stuck in the past.

>>690525901
use a condom

>>690527059
>tfw you tell yourself "fuck off grandpa"

>>690527059
It is one thing to tell yourself that, but I am guessing you are too fucking stupid to actually listen to yourself and repeat the same mistakes you idiot.

Buy fucking Bitcoins in 2008. I don't even give a shit how many, iirc they costed like nickels back then and they're up to ~$700/btc rightmeow.

>>690527059
oh yeah, also go to college or university...not to mention get as far away from my family when im financially able to

Put everything in my life right on track

>>690527217
>stopping ww2 by nitty having Hitler win

wtf is wrong with you? Also no bombs, no weebs, no such thing as 4čhan

>>690527259

i would not make the same mistakes.

>>690525901
Break up with her before college Man, it'll bite you in the ass and you'll lose out on a major event

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See some of The Beatles first a cappella concerts

>>690525901
Give your mom an abortion.

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>>690525901

I'd off Muhammad.

not get fat. binge ate most of my life and am now finally in shape at 18 with a bunch of loose skin and stretch marks.

>>690527923
Jesus has caused WAY more deaths than Muhammed. Granted, that's likely because Islam is a newer religion. But still.

Depending on the method of travel, either:
>Decelerate
>Walk Out
>Breathe

But for my real answer is to assassinate Paul McCartney. Not just because I hate him, but for the good of the next 50 years of music.

>>690528176
How many has Abraham caused?

>>690527583
That is an interesting theory,
Should you go back, will you not exist in the past as you were in that moment? Or can you see and interact with yourself in the past as you were?

>>690528405
TRU.
How many has God caused? All of them.

>>690528176
You would have to go back and convince those purges to be anyone who believes in the stories.

The story of Jesus was an interpretation and repeat of other exact stories that came long before him.

>>690528176
While I don't disagree with your statement, deaths can be attributed to Muhammed during the islamic conquest itself, whereas plenty of the crusades were politically motivated by various popes.

The civilians who kill in the name of either are pretty small time in comparison to the campaigns throughout history

>>690528636
More than Xenu?

>>690525901
I'd kill my grandpa and create a time paradox

>>690528861
you're boring

>>690527276
Right?? Like those stories of guys finding out about the value increase and being able to afford islands and shit? That would be sick.

I'd try to figure out what the actual reality we exist in is, and what the rules are. Because time travel might piss people off. I'm pretty sure there are sentinels that watch fucking EVERYTHING and I'm pissed about this goddamn Truman Show of a planet but shit happens.

My belief ATM is this reality is a purgatory where we slowly turn into monsters... I guess I'd try to figure out how to work with or fix that. If I turn into fucking Dracula after a few hundred years I might not be able to do what I want to do.

I wanna go back in time and change a few things I couldn't do anything about.... But something to lls me it really doesn't matter and is beyond my control.

I guess OP is asking what I would want to do.. I guess I'd enjoy having friends and a social life again before I went mad and went off the deep end, killing people, eating people, raping people, etc

Because if I'm gonna inevitably slowly turn into some kind of Dracula or skinwalker I might as well say goodbye and have a good time.

>>690528999
probably. if trips says it, must be true.

Rape then kill moot. Steal the idea of 4chan. Sell it to our Asian nigger overlord before it was ever good.

>>690528448

i suspect i could see and interact with myself in the past as i were and in doing so if i were able to convince myself of said things then i likely wouldnt recall the encounter and it would just seem as though i was dreaming or something of the like

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>>690525901
Kill my past self and take my place after hiding my past self body.

>>690525901
Sounds stupid AF but 100% sincere I'd go back to the day after my youngest son was conceived and make right every single thing I've fucked up in my relationship with my wife.

>>690529480
do it while you're still in the womb for extra lulz

Go see my dogs.

Tell "yes" to a cute blonde that liked me at high school and that I ignored because i was too autistic.

Study programming.

>>690525901
win that fucking billion dollar lottery

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>>690525901
Dont let her go

>>690529571
it's all her fault anyway anon, you're better off killing her

>>690529765
I was waiting for the faggot

>>690528861
You don't think the Islamists have political motivations as well? You're looking at Christianity through a much longer lens.

>>690529468
So who's to say these epiphanies and Nirvana like awakenings aren't what you're describing doing?