>>690524473
Tldr faget

are you gay?

Continue already faglord

>>690524608
Only at night.

>>690524473
Did you fuck your grandmother? If not, why should I give a fuck about your stupid, boring story?

>>690524473
more i already read all this shit

>>690524747
Ok

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>we see a pair of headlights on the road ahead swerving everywhere its a truck
>the car we're in is a compact honda fit which is a tiny little car my grandma drives
>we pull off to the side of the road to avoid the obviously drunk driver
>the truck is looking like its gonna pass but it keeps drifting off every few seconds
>he's speeding somewhat straight in his lane when boom he slips out of his lane straight into the front right side of the car where i am
>im not killed or even knocked out by this but im frozen for a few seconds
>the truck backs off the hood of our car
(He was sorta half on the side of the hood and half in the passenger side of the car)
>and he speeds right into the ditch then back onto the road the driver gets out and just fucking leaves he runs away
>the car is mangled and i look at my grandma she's out
>i look at my sister and her face is covered in blood her head looks not right and shes slumped over unnaturally i begin to freak out i try to move but my legs are stuck i take off my seatbelt and try to pull my self free
>thats when i noticed my leg looked like a plastic bag full of jell-o it was getting bigger to i didnt really care at the time though
>i try to reach the handle above the window but my arm wont go up properly i feel my shoulder not much wrong but my collarbone is sticking out at an odd angle
>idgaf so i shove my arm up anyways i pull the handle and pain shoots throughout my body i slump back down i try waking my grandma up since she doesnt look to bad but she wont move
>i glance at my left hand and holy shit its big and purple and my finger is cocked straight sideways so its pointing outwards
>my grandma wont wake up but i start to hear crying coming from the carseat in the back my sister isnt dead
>i check my grandmas pulse like i learned in cpr school training
>nothing not a single pulse

Still interested?

>>690525538
more fag ive come this far

>>690526096
K give me a sec

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>something in me snaps and i fucking lose it and grab the handle again and reef on it
>i hear a pop and feel shooting pain i drop my self and then i hear a crack in my ankle
>i just broke my own ankle
>people start ariving on the road and ambulances are called
>the first responders fire trucks arive first obiously and my sister gets pulled through the window the
>first responders start doing cpr on my grandna since i couldnt move i couldnt reach her to do it in the first place
>my door is caved in and wont open its starting to hurt to breath
>the door is cut off and the dash of the car is cut so i can be freed
>im pulled onto a stretcher and then the paramedics fucking accidentally drop me on the road and i fall off the strecher breaking the straps on me and sending a massive amount of pain through me
>in the flashing light i can see just how fucked up i look my body is misshapen and my leg looks mangled
>im covered in my own blood coming from my face my body and my leg
>i cant breath or speak it takes the rushing paramedics a while to notice i start to cough up a large amout of blood
>they still dont notice they're parked way behind a line of cars clogging the road
>i start freaking out and i hit one of the paramedics and grasp at my throat the start running faster and finally we arive
> they pump air into my mouth i feel it entering my chest
>it feels like knives entering me and i pass out
>When i wake up i have a mask on and im in a hospital bed going fast down a hall nurses are all around me talking/shouting i still cant speak or make out words anyone is saying to me
>i pass out again
>this time im not moving but nurses are still all around me i can breath some how but its rough
>a big juicy chunk of bloody something comes out of my throat and i start couging
>I yell out and a nurse pushes my head down i didnt realize i was shaking i think i was seizing but it stopped soon
>i start asking questions but they're slurred i cant make out proper sentences
Cont?

>>690526730
Yes, just finish the whole story

just cont. you fag

>>690526730
what spurred you to tell /b/ about this?

>>690527359
I've got a limited word count for the posting but im on it

>>690527407
Boredom mostly but my psychologist told me writing about it might help

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>im scared now am i gonna die
>the nurse asks me for the day of the week and i dont know
>she askes for the day of the month and i remeber its the 17th
>she nods and asks me for my name and i tell her
>my vision goes black from the corners of my eyes inwards i cant see i realize im not breathing and i struggle a breath i inhale but my exhale comes out as a cough more blood chunks
>the nurses start wiping me down with cold wet cloths
>my mum my grandpa my step dad and my uncle dan come in
>my mum is crying and she cant even look at me my grandpa looks somewhat sick as well as my uncle dan
>i start crying a asking if my sister is ok and my grandma but after i say grandma my mum breaks down crying as i drift off
Should i continue? This was a few years ago and theres alot more to the story but ive still gotta write the rest so it may take a bit.

>>690528071
Sure cont. Man

go OP. can wait

>>690528071
thanks for the nut sack

,

Continue

Belief bump

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bump i want to hear more

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

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ggggg

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER
>>690531997
also this picture gets worse the longer I look at it

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

>>690532734
You mean better? This fare favorably on /fa/, I think.

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>i woke up with my mum beside me i felt nauseous and groggy i remeber this feeling from the morphine i was given several years ago when i had an appendectomy
>i was being casted from just below my toes up to my hip and at the same time my arm was being casted
>my mum was beside me reassuring me i was gonna be okay i asked why i couldnt breath and she told me the doctors said i partially collapsed both lungs
>they took the morphen bag off the metal thing beside me and replaced it with a blood pint
>they told my mum i was still losing blood and my bp was dropping quickly so they escorted her out
>i was still in shock but i was coming out of it so i was starting to feel everything they did to me
>pain pain pain is what followed
They switched the bags of blood three times
>i heard them say they needed to remove the casts and prep me for surgery
>they traced the blood loss to my leg from which i was internally bleeding
>i drifted off to sleep and when i awoke my mum was back beside me running her fingers through my hair she said they were gonna have to do surgery on me but she didnt know the specifics only that it was to stop bleeding in my leg
>as a nurse came through the door i heard people inside saying if the leg is to badly damaged they may have to consider amputation
>i was scared but soon my doctor came in he was an orthopedic surgeon and he told me they would be moving me to a surgery bed
>i was shaken but i blindly agreed as they wheeled me away from my mum and told her to leave
>the moving process was horrible the raised the surgery bed up and slid a weird plastic sheet thing under me then just slid me right on to the other bed
>i was given a new mask and told to count back from ten
>10-9-8-7 boom i passed out

Word counts suck
Cont?

>>690528071
nice nuts

>>690533120
Thank you

Keep going, I don't want this thread to end with half a story and a picture of a buff dwarf.

>>690533009
Yes, captivating.

>>690524473
For fuck sakes OP I read all that bullshit and there wasn't an end? If your next post isn't the end result of your stupid story you had better kill yourself

>>690533228
Ok gimme a sec

>>690524473
>>690525538
>>690526730
>>690528071
>>690533009

Can someone for the love of fuck please TLDR this shit?

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>when i woke up my mouth felt like the desert and i felt numb and limp
>the nurse next to me said hello to me when i opened my eyes and kept having to remind me to breath
>my mum popped in and the nurse put me on more morphine i lifted my head up
>ohthankfuckingchrist i still had two legs
I asked what the surgery was about and my mum still red in the eyes told me they spent 6 hours putting in a stint, which is a tube to reconnect the artery i severed also they put a rod in my leg and collarbone thats what that x-ray is of in the first post
>the next few days were a blurr of sleep and the comings and goings of doctor and nurses
>i woke up fully about a week later i was having really messed up dreams i had a cast on my left hand and a larger one going up my leg again
>i apparently had been coughing up blood all week but since i was awake the nurse wanted to test/exercise my lungs so she brought out this yellow and clear plastic thing and told me to put it in my mouth
>it worked like a reverse bong i blew into it and i little tick thing went up my job was to get it to 15 which was a normal breath
>i failed and could hardly get it to move.

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>>690533228

>>690533561
ops car got hit by a gross midget and he died

>>690533797
Buff dwarf

>>690533680
I don't know what body part that is but none of it looks like a fit 14 year old.

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

>>690533680
Honeslty, if you keep asking if we want you to cont, just stop. It's so boring i don't even fucking care if you say "cont?" one more time.

wish u died in the accident xDDD

Bumparino

Im writing again so wait a bit

>>690533009
Im not sleepy, cont pls

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

TL;DR
OP got in an accident because his grandma was a shit driver who should have had her license revoked years before the accident.

>>690533561
>kid got hit by drunk driver and gets injured
>grandma dies
>he has surgery

that's literally the whole lame ass story.

>>690524473
tl;dr
Dinosaur
OP is a faggot

>>690534021
this is years later retard

>>690533797
it was a buff dwarf btw

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

post OP

op your story is kind of interesting
your posting speed is what truly makes you a faggot

>>690534652
fukking THIS
Why do elderly people feel the need to stop the vehicle whenever something unexpected happens?
>Car is swerving like mad, making a beeline straight for us
>Oh I'm sure they're fine let's just let them pass.. let me just pull over her--ERRRRRHUNEGKIGDG

>>690533680
Please OP, just make the next post your last one, I need to get to fucking sleep

Where you at OP

>>690535322
Also sorry about ur gram OP

>>690532122
Get well puffy dogger

>>690535339
Stay awake to read this masterpiece you weakfag

>>690535801
I hope she died painfully.
And yours.
Go fuck yourself.

>>690536143
From the text it seems she got knocked out at the hit and her heart fail at the instant. No pain. So kys with all the pain nigger

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>>690536143
no

>>690536143
Fuck myself ... Hmm.
Time to masturbate to your dead grandmother.

>>690536716
Samefag

>>690535999
I will, but it had better fucking pay off

OP this had better end with you fucking your grandma

>>690535999
Masterpiece ... Boy is it summer in here.
Fuck your trips

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is op ded?

>>690536897
Lmfao. Gma Tits or gtfo

>>690536967
Dedder than his grandmom

>>690536937
Nah it's cold af here, so kys.
>inb4 that's not how summer works

>>690528071
Report for cp. No one wants to see your nut sack.

Fuck you OP hurry this shit up

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>for the next few weeks i couldt keep food down so the put me on an iv
>i started to become really weak but once i was able to eat the took the iv out i was soon able to sit up in bed without becoming nauseous and passing out
>i started in hospital physiotherapy after 5 weeks and they finally showed me my full body x-ray and listed my injuries
>they were broken hips both sides, broken pelvis, shattered hand wrist and arm on the left side, fucking obliterated femur, broken ankle, broken collarbone, many cracked ribs and one broken one, muscle torn all throughout my shoulder, broken jaw, collapsed the bottom of both lungs, severed my corroded artery, and finally some broken teeth.
>i was breathing normally by this point but my chest still hurt while doing it
>throughout the entire time i was wearing a catheter which is a tube that goes into the tip og the cock into the bladder and just sits there because i couldnt pee while in the bed mostly because of my broken pelvis swelling up
>when the swelling went down and time came to remove it they explained to me what they were about to do
>i was relieved because it was hurting my dick
>the female nurse doing it was a fat old woman and when she went to do it she apparently forgot about the little part in the very tip of the tupe that inflates to hold it in the bladder and when she pulled in the tube it felt like she was gonna pull my bladder right out
>she said sorry after i shouted in pain and deflated it then pulled it out which still hurt
>i urinated after a couple hours for the first time in about 5 weeks
>first just thin blood came out and it was nothing but stinging but then a healthy stream started and the pain subsided

>>690537579
Before you start typing how much of this story is left?

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>>690537579
op isn't ded

>>690537579
Ok, so, did the drunk nigger ever get caught? Is he kill?

OP plz I need sleep
Hurry the fucking story

>>690532122
Get well puffy dogger

>>690532122
GET WELL PUFFY DOGGER

>>690537579
and the world's slowest typer award goes to the biggest faggot we know! drum roll please!

*drums roll*

OP!

>>690537690
Not much after probably 2 more posts after the next one

>>690535322
Someone swerving all over the road. Options. Turn around and try to stately ahead of them, keep going and hope it goes well trying to dodge, or stop the car and get off the roadway. What should she have done?

>>690534735
how's the autism treating you. dont forget to take the pills the nice doctor prescribes.

/hurrr durrr mah opinion

>>690537579
Did they find the guy? I assume they did right? Was he punished properly?

>>690538080
He had a passenger who wasnt drunk so when he ran away they said they were driving and there was open alcohol in the truck but the passenger said ice was the cause so no charges were laid since the drunk driver wasnt placed at the scene and no proof to support he was ever there was found so he got off scott free

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this is why you don't drink and drive

>>690539412
so they deemed your word worthless? Lawsuit material right there.

>>690539412
I'd find him and kill him.

>>690539553
Because you'll kill two people and then not get punished in anyway other than losing your truck?

>>690539588
I was said unfit to be questioned by the cops and after like a year of recovery they had closed the case and wouldnt take my written statement

>>690535322
If they were in a vehicle of similar mass they prob would have all lived. Don't drive shitty 2000lb cars.

>another couple of weeks passed and i was doing well in physio i was moved into a wheelchair and my goal was to sit in it for several hours
>the nurses gave me permission to leave the room and go out so my mum and my two sisters took me to the restaurant downstairs >we had fun and ate pizza
>i was nearly ready to go to a new home my mum was renting
>she picked a place with wide doorframes and no stairs or large bumps it was a cool place
>it was agreed by my school that i could get passed in the exams and my mark would stay the same so that was cool
>i was doing the next school semester from home in work modules
> the new house was cool and i got a neat medical bed paid for by my insurance
>several months pass and i have been in physio for a while and they managed to get me walking again sorta...
>i was using an old person walker with a gutter crutch attached for my shoulder injury
>it was a great feeling being up again but i was slow as fuck

>>690538946
Oh for fuck sakes please just kill me

>>690540027
I know the car we were in got smashed like a tin can

op ?
http://www.wyff4.com/news/coroner-called-to-wreck-in-anderson-county/39373592

>>690539412
Turn your life into a revenge-based movie trilogy where you hunt him down and find out that he was hired by someone else trying to protect his "Slowest Typing Faggot" award.

>>690540031
family is an amazing thing op. Its good you have a support group.

>>690540177
upvote

>>690532122
Get well puffy dogger

>>690540031
It took this long to type all that

>>690540031
Keep it going op, still lurkin

type faster OP

>inb4 "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur"

>>690532122
Get well puffy dogger

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>>690540955

>>690540031
You better deliver that end

>>690541665
Thank you

>every three months after the accident i went to the hospital for x-rays and always it was the same news no new growth of the bone in my leg
>the bone was supposed to grow over the rod and reinforce it but it didnt happen so as a last resort i was scheduled for another surgery
>this time it was easier i went down and when i woke up the doctors had put in a thicker more durable rod and taken bone grafts from my hip and grafted them over the rod in a spiral to induce bone growth
>worked thankfully but to remove the first rod the made a bigger hole and now i have a two foot scar on my leg
>i was recommended to a psychologist like a year or so ago because i began shouting out in my sleep and thrashing around
>i got diagnosed with ptsd which is kind of a bummer
>the nightmares still happen but the night terrors stopped after a while
>i live a pretty normal life all things considered
>i can never go back to boxing and im cane bound
>my little sister was fine after the accident but the got a concussion and broke her nose
>the drunk driver wasnt convicted but killing him would be cool unfortunately the police refused to release the name of the monster
>i have panic attacks sometimes they arent like normal ones at first i get sensory overload then get really angry the last time i had one i beat the shit out of someone for knocking me down but like i didnt even mean to
So thats my story hope you enjoyed.

>>690542592
wow. that story was fucking awful. Please do not ever tell anyone about it again because no one gives a shit. Way to ruin 3 minutes of my life. I hope you feel bad.

>>690542592
What was the point of wasting our time with all this fucking bullshit? You could have ending your story like 3 posts ago

>>690542592
shit dude, I hope the mothefucker gets caught someday or have a car accident

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This is me a few weeks after i got out of the hospital