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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Claimed
Shino Club in session.
>>690522371
She's said that before
>>690522352
You seemed distraught. Just making sure you were all right.
>>690522259
im ok just finished playing some arcade game with friends hbu
still here
and
>>690522456
thats ok. you cant be as bad as the people were this one time when i worked at a fair as a ticket guy
>>690522527
hi
Switch places with whoever you're angry with. Try to get some insight. Don't be judgemental.
>>690522669
what games?
>>690522509
That's what you meant. Didn't know you were referring to my previous point of not seeing bottle's liquid level. I just don't hold it that much, I usually settle it down on something. Mug's just more convenient for me.
>>690521997
Hey friendo.
You have a really interested buddy there.
>>690522394
>>690522410
>(not to waifus, no worries)
I ain't worried, I actually constantly remind Pinky of the fact that when I was in like the fifth grade I got off to his waifu.
Side note, you caused a shitstorm, didn't ya?
>Posting this picture again because I like it
Claimed.
Blair the cat claimed.
claimed.
>>690521077
ashlotte in case you thought I meant a different ashely
>>690521030
Yukkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
>>690521059
Well ya did it, ya killed off the fun I actually had, all that whining sure paid off, ya happy now?
>>690521399
Im all the way in fucking dallas..
>>690522335
Guess he didnt play alot of halo?
Claimed
>>690522527
I'm stealing her
Claimed
>>690522394
So its official
>claiming
>>690522636
that is nice
>>690522744
Yeah it's a habit picked up from party crowds. There was a bad trend of people drugging party goers and robbing them. So I've always kept my beers in hand.
what's going on
>>690522912
Shit dude you can't do that.
That ain't cool.
>>690522802
He asked how to not find irl little girls hot, we told him.
>>690522689
What happened ? care to share?
>>690522719
I was never angry, I used my insult that means Im completely not serious about it. (Apply noose). I did try to give advice, it was that he would grow out of it. It just seemed like overactive hormones.
Rory-sama claimed
Listening to Nirvana reminds me of all the times I tried to kill myself when I was 13 - 16.
Good times.
Time to relisted to all of Nirvana's songs.
>>690522466
Claimed
Claimed.
>>690522623
Zozzle.
>>690522851
Mainly Reach, that's what I remember us dicking around on.
Ah all those hours spent in Forge, good times.
>Best idol claimed
>>690522739
its called duck game was goffy and fun i liked it
>>690523078
no you just sperged and told him to kill himself
>>690523201
>Reach
Jesus christ you joined at a very late time, that F@G stuff was during halo 3
>>690523006
I'm not fond of parties, why I'm not familiar with your customs. Not a bad habit to have if you're with the wrong crowd.
>>690523006
>drinks
Its illegal to be double parked with my friends, if they spot you with 2 open drinks then one has to disappear quickly.
But we all did that, holdovers from nights out as well.
>>690523182
>250x250
Nigga please
Save the actual pic
>>690522656
Well, thank you for caring so much.
I'd say I'll survive.
>>690522802
Ay gurl
>>690522748
yeah they are pretty nice
>>690523086
well i worked the stadium gate for a fair and people would get piss drunk and be upset when i wouldnt let them in without a ticket. some guy even spit on me. he was escorted out though by the nice security guy that stood next to me every night
>>690523290
i think ive seen gameplay. title screen is a spoof of doom?
Chilling
>>690522033
Yooooooooo
>>690522335
Mashed potatoes thick
>>690522394
Thats what they say. When you hit rock bottom at least you can only go up from there
>>690523290
>esdeath telling someone they spurged
>>690522719
Best advice, friend.
Always remember to see the world through someone else's eyes, because you're not the only person who thinks they're correct.
>>690522964
>rolling
>If trips Pinky's gotta find a new waifu
>>690523078
Reasonable, and fair.
>>690523126
>All the times I tried to kill myself when I was 13 - 16
I feel like shit because I relate to this and I was just an angsty POS teenager.
>>690523289
Eh, surely it doesn't matter.
You're on an anonymous imageboard, it's not like you can spoil your reputation somehow.
>>690523394
Hello, friend.
>>690523383
Regardless, it makes sense to keep your beer in hand, right crowd or not. It's not like someone has to get your trust to drug your drink, my dude.
>>690522829
I'm done now I just hope you get someone who actually cares and won't fuck around like you do
>>690522851
No I'm not, I'm not happy.
Because you're cool too. I want you to be happy too, ya know?
We're all people.
I'm really sorry it ended like this. I've been up for too long and I'm tired. But next time you're on I'll ask you how your day is. And hopefully you won't hate me too much to tell me.
>>690523098
I'm glad you did, Rory. Some good advice is something we all need.
>>690523624
I don't drink around others.
That's asinine.
>>690522794
>
Why are you doing this to me?
>not that I'm complaining~
>>690522335
>maki
I dunno man. Maki could pull it off~
>that might be my favorite pic of her
The best feeling in the world! They don't understand. On Friday, my employer was sent a link from a Taiwan company and the dude literally translated the ENTIRE SITE PAGE on Google translate. Said that it's he still can't understand it. I refresh the page, he was looking elsewhere, and I clicked "translate page" on top right. Told him I was done and he asked how'd I did it.
I said "boi. Look and pay attention" I rushed the page and it went back to its Taiwanese font, showed him the translate page and he felt dumb for the entire day
>>690522851
Ohhh too bad. Im about 20 minute away from mine;)
>>690522964
Yup
>>690523036
Shit
>>690523624
If i gotta find a new waifu ill just steal yours
>like i just did
>>690523126
>all the times I tried to kill myself when I was I 13 - 16
Tried 2 times a long time ago but I pussied out both times
>>690523052
You got lucky this time, but next time I'll have my trips and my waifu.
>>690523555
yeah thats it. alot of laughing
>feels good man
>>690523602
i know i do from time to time but he always seems ready to start shit for no reason
>>690522689
Heyoo, how was Father's Day?
>>690522912
That'd be a first, you're welcome to try
>>690523555
What a piece of shit that guy must be then and I've never seen a person asking for tickets on fairs this way or drunk people , only kids and elderly folks and I never go in the rides I scared I might get scared. If that makes sense .
>>690523741
I'm bored.
>>690523741
Piece of shit.. SHIT, ONE DAY I will come and fuck you til you love me, faggot!
>>690523457
Stay strong.
>>690523511
Heya, Pinky.
How've you been, mate?
>>690523702
How so?
I don't drink period, I'm just a cautious person, so you may have to enlighten me.
>>690523775
>Like I just did
>Two off
Sending good vibes your way so you can steal my waifu next thread and put me out of my misery so I can't post here anymore
>>690523585
I like that saying
No attention for kitty?
...okay..
>>690523624
Yeah. I'm out of the angsty "fuck the world" stuff.
still want to die, though.
Yo~
>Penny Claim
>I should be in bed
>fuck that though.
>>690523624
So, how're you my dude?
>>690524022
Have a (You)
>>690523627
who are you? ive never dated any waifu, besides one :p
>>690523825
I know the feel.
If ya need anyone to talk to you have my steam. Just message me and I'll reply.
Claimed.
>>690521743 >Karen
Huh, I can see it as a problem, but I really don't think they went full ERP.
I don't know what happened in the last thread.
But I do know that arguments in the threads really bother me and I try my best to avoid them.
I don't see you any differently for your saying.
I want everyone to enjoy their time here, and not go too far against the rules.
>>690521829 >Shiro
Bait was strong.... Very.
>>690521932
Dang.......
>>690522394 >Shinoa
Thanks for the info Shipmaster.
I try to ignore them, but it seems it's all over the thread.
>>690523994
>cant post here anymore
Gurl you aint gettin away that easy
Ima put u on a boat
>>690523978
The way Tomoko dresses.
She's a normalfag like you, isn't she?
>Waifu discussing, missed it.
>>690523994
What you said isn't incorrect. That's just logical in general. Being Inebriated and not being at your best functional level around others in it's own right is asinine. If you can't trust them enough to not drug your drink, you shouldn't be getting drunk around them period.
>>690524210
Yeeeeeee...
>>690524022
>notices
Kitty!
>>690523624
Sup winnerrette
I think I scared Makoto away from waifu with my lewdness.
>Feels bad.
>>690523555
Checked
Do you liiiiiike them?~
>>690524022
Bath with a kitty?
>I'm game.
>Mizore
>>690523889
glad you had some fun man
>>690523894
well if i remeber correctly it was the rodeo night so tickets were like 10 dollars a piece. same thing for the concert night as well except i think those were 15 and destruction derby was 20
>>690523978
oh how did last night turn out after the guys left?
>>690523894
it was ok. not any fathers
>>690524322
hello
>>690524322
ARE YOU FINALLY ALIVE??
>>690524371
Im not huge on cats but fuck it..
>>690524412
THATS WHAT YA GET FOR DENYING ME OF MY LEWDS YA SHIT
Can I claim all shots's ?
>>690524022
Kitty, hobbies?
>>690524265
I know you already picked one but left many of us hanging just take care
>>690524356
He was talking more in a nightclub setting, with friends, not just with friends.
>Rory-sama
>>690523948
Kek aren't most of us are? Got Netflix? I'd recommend gotham
>>690523958
One day but not today~ °_*
>>690524022
Try being gentle with approaches
>>690524092
Kek I'm about to sleep mang
>>690524322
Yeah it tends to happen
>>690523355
>3
Oh yeah that wasn't really around my time. I mean I played it with him but Reach is all I know.
>>690523585
>Mash Potatoes
That's pretty damn thick.
>>690523741
>Maki could pull it off~
Apply noose. Thinking of her like that disgusts me.
The <3 picture? If so, yes it's one of my favorites.
Hahahah, nice man. How the hell do you not notice the prompt on the screen. It's literally all you see to the right kek. Ah, it feels great man, especially when they're salty.
>>690524556
Shota's *
>>690523906
oh and i like roller coasters. they are pretty neat
>>690524706
Clubs. That's just asinine.
>>690524022
>noticed
I had a huge crush on Blair in the sixth grade.
Good pick, friend.
>>690524080
As am I. I still think people suck, and rightfully so, but I'm not edgy about it by any means. If anything, I'm more defeated.
Sometimes I want to die, but I can't, because I made it my life goal to create something even better than all of my heroes did, so I can tear them down and be the best musician ever.
Maybe then, I'll kick the bucket.
>>690524102
I'm doing good.
Killer headache, a little exhausted, and staying up solely out of obligation because I have things to take care of. I was around people and family all day, so I'm worn down.
You?
>>690524324
Put me on a ship with Hanako.
I roll regularly to steal Hotaru, and become Hanako's shipmate.
Sort of like a fucked-over coup.
>>690524356
Drinking doesn't always equate to being inebriated though.
I could hypothetically drink around at the parties I don't go to, but I wouldn't be in a state of mind that was altered until a few in.
>>690523894
I'll get her this time
>>690524627
It's just a thread
>>690524356
That's why I never drink at clubs, I don't want some asshole drugging me and sticking me on a slave market. Fuck that.
>>690524350
Based on her clothing? That's the impression she gives. But you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
If she isn't in her school uniform it seems to be graphic meme tees or loose dresses.
Personally, I like her uniform but her plain clothes are just silly.
What of Ruri? Gothic lolita is great and all, but don't you find her normalfag clothes cute in their own way?
>>690524709
I do, but I haven't used it in a while.
>>690524626
Hobbies?
Nothing special, mainly just play video games and contemplate my life slowly going downhill into an eventual hellhole.
Other than that, no hobbies.
>>690524556
Fuck off Shiro.
>>690523624
I don't care for my reputation ever.
>>690524817
Saying asinine is asinine
>>690524709
Another day your safe.. another day passes til the day of your rektening
>>690524716
Gotcha, I miss halo 3.. the one on xbone isnt the same
Mugi is pretty good at the sexing.
Just saying.
>>690524412
i enjoy talking to them
>>690524880
That's what happens when you visit 4chan.
>>690524850
ok have fun then
>>690524432
Hmm? I can't remember, when?
Does this count?
>>690524818
Well we're just two different people. I'm not going to drink around a large crowd of people. One or two friends, maybe.
>>690524854
Clubs are just asinine.
>>690524991
That's pretty hot.
>>690525079
wasnt there some meth heads that you told to leave and they did. then i think you said you would try to sleep
>>690524881
Fuck off a-non-eh-moose
>>690525072
stop randomly replying to me with vague broken heart shit
>>690525122
True, but sometimes my housemates like to venture off to clubs, and I do the whole Designated Driver thing to make sure they aren't carted off by slavers or raped or something
>Not only are they worth money to me, they're my friends.
does anyone actually like crowds or being near lots of people when outside ie going to party's?
>>690524412
Nah, just in a mood today. Relaxing to music.
>>690524818
I'm alright at music...
Life shit on me so I just took it out on music for the past... 11 years...
I'm 18 btw
>>690525103
Should really put it out there that it dosent matter where waifus come from, she looks cool, welcome aboard
>>690524784
I've never been on those and I'm not scared of speed or heights, I just never worked the courage to go in one of those things
Would you hold my hand if we tried it once ?
>>690525294
I don't like crowds of niggers, but otherwise I'm fine.
>>690525294
Only if Im drinking.
>>690524716
It was pretty fun while it lasted i have to admit. It was fun to try something different. Anyway, how goes it?
>>690524991
Got sauce for this by chance?
>>690525286
Responsibility is always a virtue.
>>690524818
Shinoa is the one that makes ships official tho
>>690524896
Why are such a cute
>>690525449
Fuck off tripfag
>>690525294
Nope.
>>690525453
You're also a cute.
>>690525294
a small group of like 5-6 friends max is fun if I obviously enjoy them, but anything more gets too much for me, and I hate being the center of attention to any crowd
>>690525294
Not really unless I'm actually drunk and there is nice music playing I'd even dance and talk to people
Never been to a party .
>>690525253
Oh yeah. I woke up and they had come back, they went out and got tacos, and they all crashed.
I'd never seen so many spun junkies sleeping at once. Fuck it, they gave me some tacos so I felt kinda better.
>>690525453
>Shinoa makes ships official
So that means I AM with Syndra
>>690525071
Oh no I'm sure it started going downhill since I discovered Hentai.
At a WAY too young of an age for it to be okay.
Miss Teethy Phoenix all the way man
>>690525542
Whoa man, she looks 5 in that pic.
>>690525401
who does?
>>690525418
i still prefer small grouping but i get that
>>690525542
i know right
>>690525604
this
>>690525609
fuck partys mang
>>690524432
Hallo Tomo, seems like you're chatting it up.
How was the day?
>>690524552
A bit Yuno, how it goes?
>>690524709
I've been through many shitstorms, but I don't like them. It really hinders the original meaning of this thread.
Any new ships I'm not aware of?
>>690525021
That's always good!
>Ever gunna dress up for them
>>690525305
Understood!
>>690525294
I blend in really well, so I just practice weaving between people in a little dance to my own music.
>Pretty fun
>>690525535
Whut?
>>690525653
Hentai games are great.
>>690524896
Ah, you must, though.
If you've got a particularly bad reputation, you may become a NEET with no chance of escape.
>>690524991
Who would want to go at it with a pair of giant eyebrows?
>>690525122
I suppose so.
I should clarify, I don't particularly like parties. Or drinking.
I just get stoned and play a game of DOOM by myself or with friends, whenever I have a shitty day. Always a good time.
>>690525294
I have a group of about seven friends and we'll go to the beach, make a fire, and do that cliche thing where we'll play music, tell stories, and laugh and get stoned until the night's through, then we'll go home and pass out. It's a good time.
>>690525332
Nineteen.
I get you.
I spend my days making and listening to music. By no means am I good, but I will be.
>>690525453
>Overthrow Shinoa
>Do it
>>690525653
>Acting like there's an age where looking at sexual content is unacceptable
Nah dude.
>>690525653
I discovered porn at 7, I turned on the TV and saw "The Bunny Ranch" and I was like "fuck."
>>690525450
>sex : F
wat?
>>690525817
I know, last time I almost died.
3 days in a coma.
>>690525949
Don't you watch King Of The Hill? PLEB.
>Hank Hill Is A Woman In Disguise.
>>690525351
its not that bad really. ive been to all the good amusement parks in my state and we could start out easy. not sure about the second bit
>>690525843
i worked. it was long
>>690525903
nothing too grand
That bird cry before "another brick in the wall part 2" give me chills
>>690524880
Would ya dabble in for some exercises, like running?
>>690525294
I don't mind it, beats being alone most of the time
>>690525949
he special like you bb
Claimed
Drunk dreamhack claim
>>690525907
Nope, I can tend to myself just fine, I prefer assistance of others though. And pic related.
And Im pretty invisible today eh.
>>690525949
One episode the dmv ducks up his license.
>Mizore
>>690525843
Losing interest in this shit.
>>690524871
>I like her uniform but her plain clothes are just silly.
They are, you can tell she's just looking for something comfortable.
Ruri doesn't seem to have that much clothing.
Though, I have to admit I love her single plain white summer dress.
>>690525642
Only if yall got the picture that signifys yall arw togther
>>690525542
You got a steam qt3.14
>>690525907
Nope shinoa is senpai
>>690526058
damn bad time huh
>>690526135
ill never understand this haha
>>690526191
*drunk dreamhack quack*
>>690526126
Easy like what? I like the cart ride or something scary and you cling to me ?. And why not Its natural on a couple .
>>690525907
I saw. Just our policies on drinking differ. Reason I stated we're two different individuals.
>>690524952
Wouldn't it be better though? Although some just like the originals.
>>690525438
Ayy that's what's up. Living on the lewd side. It's going well, had a nice day with the fam and got some OW time in. You?
>>690526191
Hey there Kotori.
>>690526274
Yea, ya cutie.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
>>690526093
I've seen every episode multiple times.
Favorite character is Dale followed by Kahn.
>>690526143
I see.
>>690526236
That's the episode where Dale goes crazy about the JFK assassination, right?
>>690526404
What do you mean?
>Tristana
>>690526419
Hai Konata
>>690525453
>Shinoa is the one that makes ships official tho
Hardly. If you want to "ship" with someone, then go for it. Shinoa's input is most unnecessary
>>690526404
It stared ok , lots of alcohol , then my mind went blank and woke up with a tube up my dick and nurses taking notes
>>690526191
Still a qt
>>690524716
Unless your princess asks for it~
Everything about it says "all is right in the world"
Don't blame him for not seeing a tiny box. Maybe because he also worked as a firefighter the shift before with maybe 2 hours of sleep. Yeah it's great when the get salty but gotta remember when someone admits defeat, you don't kick it in
>>690524877
Job and personal life related?
>
>>690524952
As if I'm worried
>>690524991
I like this a lot
>
>>690525294
If I'm with people I know yeah but I don't mind friends showing me others. Hate having to introduce myself to others I don't know
>>690525642
Took you that long to realize that? I had the pic and all, you blonde
>>690525907
Or not
>>690525843
Agreed. As of now, makoto/Mirozre, teto/amatsu, rim/Syndra
I'm just passing the time
Wondering how you people will ever survive
Whoring down your whoring streets
Killing you while you're killing me
>>690525917
Is that like a porno or something?
Or is it literally just a bunny ranch?
>>690526522
Heiya Maki, how are you doing?
>>690526668
Hola Mugi-chan.
>>690526600
Nothing against Shinoa but this.
>>690526261
Summer dresses are easily one of my favorite outfits period. Add a floppy hat and it is perfect. I'm honestly impressed that Ruri wears that gothic lolita dress as much as she does. That has got to get hot.
There is that one pic you've posted, looks like she is at some kind of con with a lot of purchases, glasses, and street clothes.
So cute.
>>690524818
>killer headache, exhausted
Not good my dude. But at least you're here with friends now~ I'm alright, could be better because it's fathers day but that's not a discussion for the whole thread to see.
>>690526698
Mom told you to sleep already, what are you doing out so late?
>>690526443
it would go too fast to fast to cling. i dont i get anxious about that kind of stuff
>>690526522
Oh hell no, the master chief collect came out MASSIVELY broken and couldnt match players for shit, by the time they fixed it to where it works better, people abandoned ship
>>690526662
Cocky little freak!
>>690526545
Im gonna add you then probably re-download gmod just so i can play some ttt with you
>>690526600
Nah u wrong
>>690526191
Birb.
>>690526662
Not really.
>>690526577
how's the dreaming going?
>>690526600
I want to ship with every waifu at once ^_^
Anyone like my Homura cosplay?
>Azusa
>>690526576
preferring company to alone time i just dont get it
>>690526613
least you have stoies i will never have
>>690526600
Eh I do it for the hell of it
>>690526881
Hi waifu, i'm back from work!
![Syndra [101].png](https://i.imgur.com/lAaGj5u.png "Syndra [101]")
