do you have any skittles?
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do you have any skittles?
tell the parents and then tell us how that went for ya
Im not gonna tell you how to live your life bud do whatever makes you happy i guess....
Quit being an idiot. Date someone your own age or older. Dick her down when she turns 18. Love doesn't exist. Kill yourself otherwise.
>>690516093
Why wtf
>>690516405
Thanks my bro I just love this girl so much I'd do anything for her also she's mature enough to understand
Go for it ,
Fuckin wetback.
>>690516504
Edgeboi
>>690516504
> love doesn't exist
SJW girlfriendless virgin neckbeard detected
>>690515581
fuck u op, im envious af.
imo dont get caught LOL
She'll not be able to keep her mouth shut just once and your whole life will come crashing down on you anon.
>>690516602
If she truly feels comfortable with losing her virginity to you, do it. If somehow someone finds out, she betrayed you. Obviously her parents are gone too often to do anything about you two hanging out already.
>>690515581
p. sure ive seen this copy pasta before
B8?
>>690516687
Actually, I shaved yesterday. So I'm a SJW Friendless Virgin.
>>690515581
My penis says find ways to molest her when she's asleep.
My other penis says treat her with respect, remain a good friend and human being. Wait until she's 18 before you consider doing anything rash.
This pasta is stail.
She is so beautiful. But don't do it.. Prison would not be good for you or your depression...
>>690516830
Why would a 12 year old girl not keep a secret abt having an older boyfriend if she really loves him and wants to keep them together?
Spider-Man. . .?
She's in 7th grade and you're old enough to be in college. This isn't right. But I mean, hey, if you want to keep fucking around with a 12 year old then see on the news I guess.
This is B8... Timestamp OP
>>690515581
I'm sure you'll get lots of love in prison
summer time
>>690515581
post pics of her OP
>>690517171
Spiderman thread
What city and state so we can watch for you in the news.. She will narc and you will be the creepy neighbor who manipulated a young girl
She's a 12 year old hormonal pre-teen. She just wants you dick because she's at that rebellious stage. Once she turns 15/16 She'll wan to fuck every other guy in her grade. You're being used, OP.
>>690515581
Copypasta
>>690515581
Dude. I had a similar story with my college roomates sister. She was 13, I was 21 or so. I used to visit their home on long weekends. She and I would stay up late watching movies and suff.
One night she starts asking me what sex is like, how to give blow jobs, etc. I semi-explain to her but I basically tell her not to rush.
We could have been something.
To this day I thank God I didn't do anything. Not because I wouldn't have loved to, but because a) I would have been majorly fucked and b) If it was meant to be (it wasn't) then it would have worked out regardless a few days later.
Bullet dodged.
CP Bait
>>690517416
Way ahead of you
>>690517370
this is pasta.. go to bed timmy
>>690517512
Years I mean.
>>690515581
Get a life sex offender fuck.
You posted this same thing earlier...except she was 11 and you were 21...if you guys keep aging at this rate shell be legal in no time!
OP is gone, Chris Hansen showed up and said......
I've seen this posted here several times. Hope you're having a good summer pal!
I'm 50% in the "Yolo, go for it" camp and 50% in the "wait until she's at least 16 you sick fuck" camp
>>690515581
If i was her dad and find out you would have multiple stab wounds you fucking degenerate
>>690516955
I was gonna say that hahahaha
>>690517212
I'm not 'fuckingn around' with her I genuinely love her and I want to spend my life with her she's so beautiful and treats me perfect she's a goddess in my eyes and I love her
>>690517431
I'm not creepy, I look young and I'm a gym fag and she loves touching my muscles. She's mature enough to know what will happen if we ppl found out. That's why I love her so much too her maturity
>>690517450
I know she's not like that also she's already had her period she's not a preteen
>>690517512
I don't think we'll have sex atleast not yet we can both wait for that
>>690517561
Fuck off
>>690518111
If you knew her you'd know how mature she is and she's got a great body too btw she acts like she's 16+ Easily
>>690518274
Sure thing tough guy. Her parents love me too like I said
>>690517212
See you on the news ya dingus
>>690518230
KEKEKEK
>>690515581
fuck it i wouldn't go for it but if you're that dead set and think that a) it will last another 6 years and b) you cant fucking wait another 6 years, I did a little research for you cause fuck it I.m bored. the age of consent in the Congo is 18 and the Congo has no extradition traty with the U.S. so if you're deadset on essentially throwing your life on the line for this jailbait then just save up for 2 years and elope to the congo
bn
>>690518340
bait
This thread made me diamonds
>>690518340
Not saying you are creepy bro.. Just saying what society thinks of the situaion
Convince her she's gay lololol
mfw newfags haven't had this pasta before
>>690518340
lol 12 isn't a preteen eh?
also my guess is your immature as fuck for your age which is why you think shes "mature"
>>690518340
Look man, do what makes you happy. Just, don't make me read about it in the news. Okay?
>>690515581
Find new b8 nigger. Fuck
>>690518111
Check em
We need moar pics of her man.
>>690515581
Fuck the shit out of her.
... Is that my fucking daughter in the picture.... I'm so disappointed in you right now...
>>690518891
You mean "spider man".
newfag.
I'd suggest turning yourself into the police
>>690519132
On the way!
I really feel for you.. Society judges us for our human nature of being attracted to younger ladies. It is human nature. This has been happeing for THOUSANDS of years, but in the 20 century, everyone was brainwashed into thinking otherwise. I honestly wouldn't anything with her, and wait until she turns age of consent in your state.
>>690518891
With time stamp. or otherwise this is pasta af
Fuck her and send pics
>>690518750
No you haven't ever interacted with her she's super mature and she's the best girl I've ever been with I love her so much
>>690518891
I got pics on my other phone this is the only one I have that she's actually sent me on this one. Why u want more pics of her anyway
>>690518654 I know but this girls different man
>>690519336
I don't think we will just have sex but who knows man.
>>690518906
AND TAKE PICS to post to b
Dude two choices forget it for six years and your good... Or pursue and you will be a lifelong sex offender who will be working on a construction crew like a slave for 12 dollars an hour... You understand?
I approve of the high volume of pedo hate in this bread
You anons rock
>>690519479
Pic very related, op very soon. If this wasn't pasta.
Kek but what if she grows to be taller than you
>>690519590
No pedo hate newfag.
I'd fuck her senseless.
Go back to summer school
>>690515581
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>690519610
FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>690519723
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to the guys who stopped in and gave you the reality check that you're a sicko and no woman or member of society for that matter would look at you as human if they knew.
Have fun knowing you have something to hide from everyone :)
If you are 5' 3" and 23 face it dude the best you can do is be a bottom for a bull gay. Nothing against homosexuals
>>690519536
I think she's too old. You should go for one that's 5 or 6
>>690515581
This looks like copypasta, but anyway, stop it. It's not right. You're stupid. Find someone your own age.
>>690515581
Please, have a seat right there.
>>690519536
SHE'S 12 YOU IDIOT. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES, THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK OUT FOR EITHER OF YOU, AND ESPECIALLY NOT TO YOU. Let her go, before this shit spirals out of control, and if she's so mature then she should know that this is wrong.
>>690520070
How come ur assuming I'm OP?
I don't know the bitch I'd still fuck her though
>>690515581
I don't think this is true, but... Fuck bruh I had a bonner while I read, why I feel this for young girls? Maybe I'm a retarded idk, but I really like girls >13 yo. :(
>>690520182
Pic related, op with his neighbour
>>690515581
I guess you are from the us? in that case you have to wait a loong time. here it would be just 4 or even just 2 years. but better wait till she is old enough you could ruin your life if you dont. doesnt hurt having a good relationship with her though. if you do decide to have something wich I dont reccomend, dont be an idiot no pictures. if she doesnt say anything out no one will have prove even if her parents suspect something. I understand you are in a tough spot but you should probably do whats best for her and you and forget about the whole thing. here you have a butt to cheer you up.
you're an insecure fuck with a minority complex
shes a kid thats just fallen in love because thats what 12 year old kids do
even if you do manage to make her parents understand and manage to be her boyfriend and claim some of dat pussy, one day she will grow up and realize that she wants to explore the world and shit (almost all girls have that and they usually turn into total dumb fucksluts for 1 or 2 years)
then she will cheat or leave you and you'll be just as lonely and insecure, if not even worse, than before.
OR you'll never be together and people will shun you for being a pedo fuck
just kill yourself, its inevitable
>>690515581
Anon you're a pedophile
>>690520286
I wasn't assuming you were OP, I was using "you" as a term to refer to you and all those like you.
>>690516830
This
>>690520413
This
>>690515581
Just keep it emotional until she's legal. As long as you don't do anything explicit, it's entirely legal. Keep it in your pants for a while, and you two will die holding hands, man.
>>690515581
The logical choice is severing all ties with the kid before shit gets serious. That age difference will get you assfucked in prison, no doubt. If you continue with this and other people find out, none of this flowery shit will matter. You'll be charged with sexual assault of a minor and looked at as a pedophile for the rest of your life.
If you're hellbent on going through with this though, telling her parents is a horrible idea. Just stay on their good side. Don't fuck her. Keep it PG-13. Be affectionate, but paranoid. This is your life, man. A little bit of underage poon might seem nice now, but you'll be sorry when you're someone's bitch in gen pop.
>>690520096
kek
Catpcha were Construction working machines
>>690520550
Seriously, why are you cuks feeding this shitty pasta. Post Spiderman you faggots.
>Itt: newfags
Old pasta is old
I really agree. You have to let her walk bro. This is really dangerous. Go out to a bar. Go on backpage, go hang out with Brock Turner. But, DO NOT DO THIS to yourself man. You will be in prison for a very very long time. It doesnt matter what the parents think of you. When they find out you banged their daughter, you will be in cuffs so fast you won't know what hit you.
I once got banned for making a thread like this....
>>690520876
Yet here you are, in a pedo thread. You obviously learned nothing you cuk
>>690518340
Her parents will love you until they realize you're sticking it in their twelve year old daughter. Then they'll want to gut you in your sleep.
>>690520413
Thisx99999999
Don't fuckin do it bro. It's not worth 20 years in Jail
>>690515581
Don't do it op, trust me.
Consequences won't be worth it.
Do what you have to.
I'll be here waiting for the greentext.
>>690516742
Pffft, its so fucking hot that you bring the summer inside with you.
Summerfag.
>>690521283
Can't post here text from prison
>>690520235
No she gets guys her age and she spends so much time with me. And to break both our hearts if we don't even see each other once a day (we talk and Skype all the time too) I just love her being with me and giving me love and she's so beautiful and cute I want her in my arms forever
>>690520312
She's turning 13 later this year
>>690520380
Thanks bro probs best advice were not from US
>>690520413
Like I said she's mature and knows exactly what loves is and likes me I know we're meant to be together we love each other bro
>>690520653
Is making out considered illegal? She's the one who initiates it most the time btw. Thanks though bro
>>690520836
How ahit if we don't bang and just continue doing What we do? Hang out like BF gf without the sex?
>>690521087
No they know we kinda like each other haha I'm immature af
>>690521259
>>690521247
We can't even just be a couple and kiss and shit?
>>690515581
Muhammad?
>>690521412
Pic related, Spiderman will not see op doing this because stale pasta
>>690519964
>Maybe, if I preach this #classic #throwback /b/ motto, nobody will notice my newfaggotry
>closes le reddit tab
>now I'l blend in seamlessly
>>690521467
Then I'll wait for the out of prison
>heretext
>>690521574
>Pedo
>Jews
>Surely
>>690515581
Hello Op.
Why don't you cover up with this towel and then have a seat right there.
>>690515581
Hey OP. This has to be the best bait. On the off chance its not, heres the facts maam.
>You live alone.
>You are 23
>Your neighbor's little girl is 12.
>Your neighbors are ok with you spending time with their little girl.
Hers the facts.
>Neighbors think you are gay. See no threat with you being around their daughter.
>Daughter wants something from you. Either this is bait, or the girl is telling her parents you are gay, and will start trying to extort money from you soon as in
>"cry cry anon I cant pay my cellphone bill so I cant talk to you anymore"
>"cry cry anon my parents grounded me, I need to talk to you on I'M but my parents cut off my internet, please buy me a smartphone, etc"
>You're either bait, or are getting played big time. Sorry anon.
>>690521839
>Sad reality
>Will still wait for greentext story in a year or so
>>690521839
>Played by a 12y/o
>Top kek
>Spiderman
Pic related, op watching neighbour
>>690515581
Okay OP here's what you do:
You be the best fucking boyfriend you possibly can and treat this little girl like the princess she is. That's the only way you're ever going to get away with this. The moment you fuck up, she will ruin you. All you have to do is be her bitch basically and love her so perfectly that she'll never even think of the age gap. If you are successful, you'll be able to drink your fill and indulge in the intoxicating essence of that sweet, sweet forbidden fruit.
>>690521839
Joe Friday here, bumping with just the facts maam. I dont want this thread to die until all have read the facts. These are the facts for anyone who has ever been in a situation like this.
>>690521506
>>>690520413
>Like I said she's mature and knows exactly what loves is and likes me I know we're meant to be together we love each other bro
i correct myself: you're not just insecure and have a minority complex, you're also delusional.
she's 12. she doesnt know shit, even if she claims so. she doesnt know that deep in your heart, you want to bang her shit for hours and cum in her face and slap her ass and call her a whore because thats what makes you horny.
im not telling you what to do.
im just telling you that you're swimming in perilous water.
filled with piranhas and sharks.
while bleeding out of your dick.
>>690515581
Fuck her first, then tell her parents
>>690521839
I'd love to be cucked by a hot Loli. I'd do anything she wanted
>>690515581
Shitty copypasta
>>690522090
But if he fails, bubbuh will break his asshole in prison.
>>690522215
I'm out of Spidermans. Help anons!!!
Brony pedophile. Hi my name is Chris Hanson, please have a seat.
>>690515581
Dude, wait until she's legal.
If it's meant to last, it will. If you dick her now she may resent you when she's old enough to understand. If you really love this girl, she's worth waiting for. Otherwise, you really don't love her and you're a sick pedo fuck.
https://librechan.net/b/src/1466398223603.webm
DON"T DO IT!!! I don't even thinking making out with an underage broad is legal. Seriously, think about how much you will hate life when you're getting fucked in the ass by leroy and Jamal. I swear on everything, you will regret even meeting this nasty shitskin
>>690522400
1: Save the actual fucking pictures.
Step two: Kill yourself
Part III: Repeat step two until you no longer have to do step three.
Here is a thought, which another anon mentioned.
She will use you. She will say,
>ANON IF YOU DON'T DO X FOR ME WHICH COSTS X THEN YOU WON'T EVER KISS ME AGAIN
Also, it's illegal. And wrong.
>>690522400
No just sage it ffs
Newfags everywhere
No.
>>690522603
What is it?
>Wrong
>Morality on /b/
kek
Seriously man, this shit is not a good idea. If anyone catch you, you will be the guy who "manipulated" a 12 year old little girl, even if she's the mature person you say can be.
Think twice, there's a lot of girls out there, she's not the one, even if you feel it, i bet it is, but stop to mix this strong sensation you feel right now.
Is not what you think.
Her vulnerability, her purity, her brightness will be your ruin.
I'm not saying you can't love her i'm just saying stop to mix your cock with your heart.
Think twice
https://librechan.net/b/src/1466397656766.webm
6.8mb webm with sound.
Why does your /b/ deprive you of such freedoms?
And why does it promote trannies and niggers? Absolute degeneracy. You all fap to jewish produced porn that worships either jewish or nigger dick and idolizes vile sluts.
wake up goyim and read some german fairy tales.
>>690522935
IT'S COPYPASTA
>>690522779
a webm with sound
>>690522399
This is why it's imperative that OP succeeds. He could always just go for it and if he's arrested he can just an hero. I mean, is life in prison really worth it once you've experienced the secrets of twelve year old ass and pussy?
>>690515581
Wear a mask and rape her and then quickly leave and run back without the mask and say you just chased the rapist away and you a hero and deserve sex.
>>690522220
>>690521839
You say shes 12 and doesnt know shit? Motherfucker you are the most delusional on this thread. That 12 year old girl learned manipulation when she was 5. OP, if not bait, is getting played. That 12 year old girl is using OP for something. Probably bec. he lives alone and she thinks he must have money. She will start soon with the
>Please anon, can I borrow 50 bucks to pay my cellphone bill.
>Please anon, my parents wont let me spend money at the mall but I want to buy something sexy for you
>All of a sudden anon hears nothing from little girl, and if he tries to contact her
>"Parents here, FBI here, you are a fucking creep
>A 12 year old, who is hottest in her class, if she has any interest in OP its to use him. She is telling her parents he is gay, so that she can spend time with him to manipulate him.
Sorry if you neckbeards dont want to believe this, but a younger hotter chick doesnt want to "help you with your depression".
Jesus H. Christ.
>>690523059
It's cp isn't it?
I WAS CLEAN FOR 14 YEARS
14 YEARS
>>690523143
Either you're 14 or you're about to rehab like a bitch.
>>690515581
Weren't you the fag asking about something like this last night. Except then she was 13? Neck yourself
>>690523249
I already had my computer taken years ago
I don't NEED ANOTHER TRIP
>>690523081
Best advice
>>690521506
For fucks sake, SHES 12
No matter how mature you think she is, she's 12
A 12 year old can't keep a secret, she'll gossip to all her friends at school and word will spread, then you'll get fucked by the long dick of the law
>they know we kinda like eachother
If they knew that you had a crush on their 12 year old, they'd shut it down, they probably just think you're gay
>>690523143
its not cp idiot
https://librechan.net/b/src/1466398951354.webm
>>690523806
DON'T LIE TO ME AGAIN FAGGOT
>>690523564
Thanks I posted it, I also posted this. I'm Joe Friday, and this is the city, Los Angeles California. I'm a good cop bros. and I want you to see the facts.>>690521839
>>690523776
12yo girls keep secrets better than any other age.
what type of faggot are you?
shes most likely a virgin too so OP has basically won the game if he plays his cards right.
I wish him and hius loli gf a blessed life together.
>>690523081
12 year old girls don't use their sexuality to get things you sick fuck, especially with older guys and making Out with them wtf
She would only fuck you to gain advantage over you, stupid fool thinking with his virgin cock. Kek.
>>690524194
That might be true, or she might brag to all her friends about her "cute 23 year old boyfriend" and word will spread
I think op is already fucked the 12 year olds parents already know their daughter has spent time around a 23 year old. All the parents need to hear now is a rumor about you kissing their sweet innocent little girl and your fucked
>>690524367
12 year olds can't keep their mouths shut. I knew everything about every girl around that age. Who fucked who, who liked who. They told me this shit cause I was the emo kid who nobody wanted to fuck.
>>690524198
Sorry bro, I know you dont want to believe it. But please answer these few questions. Maybe you're right and I'm wrong. But lets find out
>Why is girls parents ok with their daughter spending time with a single living alone 23 year old man?
>Why is a girl who is aparentally "hottest in her class" wasting time with a guy who "she has helped me through my anxiety and depression"?
>Do you really believe 12 year olds havent been sexualized?
>When I was in 6th grade, it was 1998. And girls in my class were already getting pregnant.
>What neckbeard planet do you live on?
>not realizing that op is 16
>>690524775
>imply older women keep secrets and dont gossip to everyone they know
>>690524775
>12 year olds
>who fucked who
Jesus
