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>>690512018
Like there's something wrong with milksteak with jelly beans?
>>690512018
I love milksteak
>>690512018
remember when mom came home and made a nice, juicy jellybellymilksteak for you?
>>690512979
I prefer mine boiled over hard, what about you?
>>690512018
Milksteak jellybeans but need a whole block of cheese as a side
ive seen some fucked up shit on this site before but this thread takes the cake
>>690513145
>>690513273
U mad white boi?
>>690512446
doesnt matter how many times ive seen this. it still makes me shiver
>>690513409
Those taste pretty good
>>690513499
just looks like egg cheese and sausage maybe with some tobasco in bad lighting. try harder.
Moar pls
This is worse than any gore I've ever seen
>>690513145
what is god name is that, NiggerDog?
>>690513639
lost
>>690512018
So... MilkSteak with jelly beans? Groovy.
>>690513295
for me, it's not good until it takes on a pallid grey color
>>690514251
still just hotdogs in pasta with bad lighting. thats not food gore, fucking summer
Going through withdrawal right now and this thread is honestly making me wanna vomit
>>690513499
cant see anything off putting about this besides being the reason youre an obese degenerate
>>690512018
I've been on this site for years and aside from innocent victims being tortured this thread is the worst shit I have ever seen here.
Bravo I am both angry and confused and disgusted and have an erection.
I love you bro,
>>690514251
>pasta roni with cooked franks
That actually looks quite tasty.
>>690515135
No... No... Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
>>690514366
This is like the kind of plate a child comes back from their first buffet with.
>>690515135
I dry heaved not gonna lie
>>690515169
fucking 70's marketing faggots
>>690515048
No problem
>>690514680
Chef Boyardee, some assembly required.
>>690512018
Aww yeah, I can tell those are the finest raw jelly beans!
>>690515169
>double crunch
>lunchbox special
>>690515389
jesus fucking christ
>>690515169
Fuck, I think that's what killed Elvis
>>690515693
>Lunchables Pizza: Sudden Death Edition.
>>690515693
what the fuck is that
>>690515389
Are those crackers in your pasta?
>>690515822
What exactly is the endgoal here?
>>690515536
I wonder how that anon is doing now
>>690512018
That's Charlie's favorite though
>this thread
>>690515880
Boboli mini pizza crust, fake, premade pasta sauce, a handful of fake mozzarella cheese, two slices of some kind of processed cheese and 1" slices of processed franks.
>>690515389
this is the kind of shit that made you fat, Anon.
>>690515135
This is the goriest one
Why has nobody posted the toothpaste hotdog yet?
Somebody post this dank meme now.
>>690515911
how to make a house smell like absolute shit for eternity.
>>690515446
the fucK
>>690516117
Nah, I'mma say OP's is. You don't come back from well done steak in milk. That shit will haunt me.
>>690515536
Fuck dude. Fuck
>>690516109
I know
>>690515829
Underrated post.
>>690515693
any lunchable in of itself is automatic food gore.
>lunchable
>food
>pick one
>>690516363
agreed
Ghetto hibachi
>>690513145
>nignogdog
>>690516167
oh I've got that I've just been saving it
>>690515934
me too, man, still got the big shopped pic of this thread? this one is too small.
I hate whoever started this thread. I hate that I feel compelled to keep looking.
>>690516551
filename
>>690513856
Naner pls
>>690516358
sad
>>690514903
>>690514903
Go fuck yourself. Skyline is delicious
>>690514635
It's a chilly dog
>>690515934
Dead and consumed by the apartment
Lol @ this fucking thread.
You guys are my heroes
>>690515389
anon...wow.
>>690517056
That looks about as delicious as god is real.
any chefs/cooks here having anxiety attacks?
>>690516703
that some dr seuss shit
>>690517068
godammit Sans
Brace yourselves - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
>>690517128
sure it's summer over here
>>690515389
Why are there crackers in your spaghetti?
>>690517383
top adolf
>>690517191
This isn't so much disgusting as it is confusing. Just why?
>>690517383
why isn't her face sweating?
>>690512018
>rassolik with shitload of sour cream
>>690517191
That's a good idea, they should sell them like that
>>690517776
the nignog power doesn't let her
>>690515135
fuck dude this makes me so mad.
>>690517695
Tastes good
>>690517383
>lightly blacken.jpg
Looks overdone to me.
>>690515135
This is actually a legit cooking technique. Soggy bread is often used as a traditional thickener in some blended soups.
>>690517029
/thread
>>690517527
please no anon...
>>690513499
this is mcdonalds
>>690513145
>the making of a niglet.
>>690515911
Cancer.
>>690516551
howtobasic strikes agian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VruyNDrCBk4
>>690514635
this is dinner in your 20's
>>690516703
holy fuck that would be sweet jesus christ
like i have heard of adding a cup of fanta orange to give it an orange flavour but poweraid flavour, fuck
>>690518253
>carb loading
>>690514680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>add sweetened condensed milk
>add sugar.
wholly shit. like this fat bitch because i fat to, she got good fat food making tips.
>>690519000
No this is
>>690517709
what in the world...
top adolf?
where? why?
>>690517173
SOMETIMES ITS NOT ABOUT LOOKS OK!?
>>690517709
back 2 leddit
>>690517383
Never thought I'd crave for a negroid waifu
Im sorry brothers
>>690517068
Fuck off Carlos
>>690519324
in a thread some anon said kek was played out and we should decide on a new kek. some anon got satanic trips recommending "top adolf"
>>690517068
its chilly dog time, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYiGUr3WJk
>>690519627
when did this happen?
this shit is so cancerously funny that I'll make sure to save it
thanks lori!
>>690517383
Looks delicious.>>690517503
>>690515135
I feel like the idea was to make croutans... but there was no milk around..... im kinda ok with this but i get the response from those who canr cook and improvise
>>690515198
No, it doesnt
>>690517527
laughed too hard
>>690519302
True words from a wise man.
>>690516633
TOP FUCKING KEK
Way to much always sunny in this thread
>>690520133
they are washing the gluten off the bread.
>>690517191
/thread
Fucking gross and weird and done with intention. Just no
>>690513145
>but the Franks were jewish, not black
I highly doubt this uncircumcised wiener is kosher
>>690517383
thats pretty hot
>>690517851
Slav detected.
>>690521475
>>690517527
Can't believe I actually sat through the whole 11 minutes...but I couldn't look away...I thought my room was bad...
>>690515286
this is true
>>690517527
My apartment got to be that bad before my friends intervened and forced me into therapy.
>>690513273
gee, bill. two weiners?
>>690515536
Damn, I have been off 4chan for about 2.5 years, this shit gave me the keks so hard.
I need to come here more often.
>>690515446
makes me gag
>>690518534
And meat loafs
Why in the fuck has this not been posted yet
>>690514903
Holy shit that looks like a cesspool.
>>690523828
because it's a retard throwing random shit into a bowl and pretending to eat it to get autists' reactions
>>690521475
Acctually not a slav but live in a former soviet. Lot's of russians here. Love the food and drinking culture of slavs.
>seljanka with shitload of sour cream
>>690515446
There's no way he enjoyed that. There can't be. The blend of artificial nacho cheese with the incredibly sweet, dense flavor of Mountain Dew would be so revolting.
>>690512018
Lot of jelly beans in Africa
>>690517068
get out newfag that's an ice sammie
Guy asked wut do for a bad of flaming hot cheetos.
>i rolled trips so he had flaming hot cereal
>>690519627
Fucking kill yourself
>>690515446
This is actually good
>>690519627
That was never meant to leave the thread. Please keep it that way.
Does anyone have the instructions to make that colossal heart attack cake that had a lot of candy etc?
>>690515446
>>690525686
that makes my mouth water for some reason.
>>690525686
So it keeps your mouth spicy/cool at the same time?
This count?
>>690526330
I wish I still had that butter, and ketchup spaghetti shit saved that was beyond real.
>>690515135
You mad man
>>690514251
yes it may be edible, but its still gutter tier food
>>690526761
Holy guacamole
>>690525582
>sammie
cringed
>>690526761
How the fuck do you miscalculate the strength needed for that thrust enough to put it THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HAND?!
>>690527641
he missed the seed entirely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mC3AyNMZk
>>690525498
monkey bread is delicious. How dare you!
>>690527641
dumb vegans
>>690515693
Im thinking there was alcohol involved with that one.
>>690524157
Nice bowl of after-vodka soup.
>>690512018
Top kek.
> I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard and a side of your finest jellybeans.
>>690527641
This is why you dont start drinking until food prep is done.
>>690517874
They do sell spray salad dressing
canned whole chicken...
>>690517191
Wasn't this part of a whole surreal series of some weird-ass thanksgiving? I remember there was a ton of middle aged dudes in the 70s having a potluck or something but everyone was high and this was one of the pics from it
>>690530282
What third world Europoor hellhole does this travesty come from??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8ejkJuxxs
cookinG hith woarders,
>>690531190
It's an americuck thing actually
>>690515446
Gamer fuel.
>>690530281
that is a fuckton of corn
>>690515135
I'm Russian and I see nothing at all wrong with this. Soggy bread is used in some Eastern European cuisine mixed with meat like when you make a Polish kotlet
>>690518534
Russian here. Can confirm this is normal
>>690528150
I think there was some meth involved with that one
>>690529843
Breakfast of champions
>>690515169
Mfw grew up eating peanut butter and mayo with iceberg lettuce on wonderbread...
>>690517527
Oh my god
>>690531547
Yep, product of good ol USA.
http://ihatemymessageboard.com/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can/comment-page-7/
Im making dinner now, I have some asian noodles that I will cook and eat with sriracha sauce since I have nothing else to put with them, I will also have some frozen corn on the side.
>>690519627
Kang and kangin, now and forever, faggots
>>690533206
>thinking of those beans
>>690514635
"Ma, what's for dinner"
"DA STRUGGLE, NIGGA"
"Why do you always do that to me, Ma?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__vhIF1_7-A
>>690515286
Kek
>>690530022
Well that seems excessive.
>>690515446
>people saying this is gross
>but they eat doritos and wash them down with mtn dew on the reg
>>690534189
I always thought that was raw egg
>>690516523
BENIHANA MOTHERFUCKS
>>690518253
I mean, it's still a sandwich
>>690513409
patty melt w egg? yum
>>690533532
yikEs,
>>690530282
https://youtu.be/gP74xUyYaoo?t=47s
>>690515446
Literally fucking smelled it
>>690533005
Dinner is finished.
Damn captcha was pizza, I wish I could afford pizza.
>>690515389
i see i not alone that taste amazing
>>690515135
thats how you make sausage rolls it holds them together
>>690533532
dont eat pizza and drive ya know
>>690517527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4
this one is worse
>>690535242
im sorry
>>690527453
i see what you did there
>>690529843
>cold relief
wut
>>690519627
Haha, top adolf dude!!
>>690535598
hotdogs and peaches is the worse vid
>>690514366
Oh my goodness
>>690513145
Looks like one of those spooky Halloween burgers Burger King had. They gave me spooky bright green diarreah. I would deffinately eat again.
>>690519078
Summer fag spotted
>>690526761
>hitting it at the completely wrong angle
this fucktard deserved it
>>690514508
I am physically ill from this
>>690530281
Her mans shit must look like corn on the cob. I bet he gets the hardest rimming with that smooth internally spotless anus.
>>690517527
>normally i'd use a lemon or something
fucking lost it
>>690513731
PEPSI in a COCA~COLA glass?????? the fiends!
>>690526807
>>690526807
Sketti? Been awhile since I've seen that shit here
>>690519000
Damn Straight!
>>690524118
Isn't that pretty much every image in this thread?
>>690526807
I got you fam
>>690535027
Is this Boogie in the early years?
>>690513145
All I can think is green poop
>>690536682
He looks like if he hurls any harder his eyes are going to pop out of their sockets into that bowl.
Something seriously isn't right with his eyes and how they're connected. Maybe inbreeding?
>>690529843
The Red Baron French Bread Singles or whatever they're called are actually delicious.
Don't think they would go good with cheez-its or a cookie.. and that cold medicine is obviously a recreational drug. It doesn't count as food.
yall a bunch of newfriends for not posting this
>>690535027
good lord, his struggling to breathe is unsettling
>>690535598
>>690517527
There is no fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY.
>>690514903
That doesnt look pre-cooked, it looks pre-eaten.
>>690539596
Yeah, the french bread singles are bomb. You ever bite a cookie then a pizza? Duuuuuuuude
>>690540101
Sorry to correct you, blind one, but...
>>690523828
>>690540101
>>690523828
Are you fucking stupid?
>>690513731
I have done this with mountain dew coke and milk in the same glass
it gave me the weirdest diarrhea
>>690517503
How do skeletons even have dicks
All I can find of this one, surprised it hasn't been posted yet.
This is simultaneously my least and most favorite thread of all time
>>690540908
>>it gave me the weirdest diarrhea
LMFAO
>>690517383
That looks mouth-wateringly delicious
>>690515703
No that was crack cocaine and heroin, just as bad though
>>690541191
Pics from the thread
The cake
>>690541191
>>690541540
The bottom of the cake
>>690535598
My fucking God. Just no, man...fucking no
>>690515536
wwwrrrrrr
>>690541191
>>690541540
>>690541613
The inside..
Ah yes. Contribooting.
>>690517527
The fuck did i just zee?
>>690525686
Oxymoron
>>690541836
how is that gore that looks fucking delicious
>>690526761
You are supposed to whack the seed with the knife not stab it you dumb nigger
>>690515829
I lost my shit so hard at this post jesus buttfucking christ on a stick
>>690514903
Are you trying to birth orcs from your meal?
>>690542007
Fuck you jerry
>>690514935
i spewed the milk i havent drank in four years out of my nostrils when i read this
>>690512018
Wuh
>>690542089
>orcs
Uruk-hai, my friend.
>>690542277
Pregnant woman food?
>>690512018
me rn
>walmart honey roasted peanuts
>walmart jalapeno jack doritos
>w/ tabasco chipotle
>welch's fruit snacks
fuck u
>>690542632
I'm not actually a faggot, I just made a LOTR reference. You're in too deep for me, friend
>>690542007
Aren't you supposed to just remove and discard it? Like with a spoon or your thumb?
>>690542747
i hate myself for putting myself in a place to view your dinner. what does it feel like knowing that?
>>690516055
which episode is this from?
>>690542841
It feels like I don't really give a damn cuz I had smoked boston butt for breakfast. Fuck it.
>>690517068
I want to stab you
>>690543010
dude chill
>>690517191
I wish they sold Sriracha in those
>>690542981
You ate ass.
>>690514635
Just like mom used to make
>>690543218
You're a fucking idiot. Now I feel content that you put yourself in a position to hate yourself.
>>690543213
Wite trash pepper spray?
>>690543626
two different people son
>>690543630
ayyy ;)
good one anon (not sarcasm, could tell it was hard to tell)
how has no one posted these faggots yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
>>690514680
Dont anyone respond to this or we will get derailed for two hours arguing about gow to cook.
Just let it pass.
>>690543239
he looks really cold he must be a chilly dog
>>690532321
Top kek
