>>690508640
take notes. write it all down

>>690508640
They should be able to find me. Tell them to take me.

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>>690508640
can you ask them to visit your boy Trump? He needs to see some more aliens to be satisfied.

>>690508782
> my wife tells me stories about me arguing with them as they surround the bed

> I never told her about them, just just started spouting off about her crazy dreams one afternoon

>>690509079
She just

>>690509079
Explain more, I'm curious about this

>>690508640
Not all Grays are bad.

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(X) to doubt

>>690509421
> she wakes up and I am sitting up in bed

> 4 of them are at the end of the bed staring at me

> 2 more are just outside the room keeping watch maybe

> I am saying all sorts of nonsense vocally at them in what appeared to be a conversation but they never made a sound

> they notice she is awake and seem to panic, end of "dream"

She said this has played out several times and not always in the bedroom, once she walked in on this in the basement but it is always a dream to her

> fml I have never once mentioned my past problems with them

Crack is whack op

>>690509421
Also it isn't fun or cool, it is terrible and fucks you up. They may not be bad but they are definitely not good.

>>690510134
less hallucinogens before bed should help out

>>690508640
Just go along. Fighting them accomplishes nothing.

>>690511030
Never particularly been a fan of drugs. I tried a cigarette once and that was it for me.

> not a saint by any means but I don't drink/smoke/ do drugs

>>690508640
Tell them to take a picture of themselves for you to hang up on your wall, aka post in this thread.

>>690511158
I have tried to fight, things get weird when you try that.

> it's the shock of seeing them that gets you, you just want to fight or run. Neither work.

send the enemies a enema affirmative

>>690511630
I would love to but they don't talk like that. Making request really doesn't work in their thought process. It is a different level of communication and is very taxing.

ayy lmao

>>690511729
Setup a hidden camera, then you'll be able to figure out what's going on.

And, how much do they know about you, like can they read your thoughts and computer history and shit?

>>690511964
Then walk up to one, hug it, and whisper into it's ear, "Ayy lmao"

>>690508640
Set a trap OP, flood the house with gas and blow them to hell, don't let them probe you again

>>690508640

refer to Dark Skies movie.

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>>690508640
Hold up how many people just finished watching dark skies, is this shit happening?
>aye

>>690512158
Tired it, just never panned out. I don't know what they know but I assume they don't really care about my personal life.
They really only communicate in facts, anything that is arbitrary is not allowed, that is why things like asking for a picture will never happen. It's strange to say the least.

Do you ever let the aliens fuck your girl while you watch and fap

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>>690508640

>pic related
>buy duck tape
>tape up asshole
>aliums frustrated
>so mad crash saucer
>ayy lmao

>>690512734
Have they ever been hostile towards you? Or are they just after information?

>>690508640
I wish i could be abducted by aliens and be used as their sex slaves

>>690512408
Tried a trap didn't work, well it did but they don't do well separated. They freak out when alone. Shit got crazy and I can't remember much.

>>690508640
>have been visited by these assholes
dont refer to them in that way. you have been chosen. be grateful

can i participate in some inter-species sex experiments?

>>690512903
lol

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>>690508640

Let's say I believe this is real, or at least that it is to you, how can you go about the rest of your life as if nothing is happening? There are objective conditions, eg in a club full of people, in which it would be very difficult for them to take you. There's cities big enough on nights when you feel they're coming you could always find that.

ay lmoa

>>690513051
I would say yes to the hostility, physical altercation has taken place. Mostly when I was younger and would try to run. It's not so bad now because I know I can't run and they understand that I am large enough to hurt them. I still have no idea what they want, I guess we argue a lot according to my wife.

OP... you need to hide from them and you can do it with a tinfoil suit.
Buy lots of tinfoil and wrap yourself up with the shiny side in.
Then put on another layer but shiny side out.
This will accomplish two things. Firstly it will hide the transmissions from the implants they have placed inside you so they can't find you easily or even using them.
Secondly it will block their mind control rays from entering you so they will lose control of you, that's the shiny side out layer.
The shiny side in layer will block your thought waves from escaping so they (and the others) cannot see your thoughts or track you by following them.
You will have to wear this suit the rest of your life.
OHhhh they don't like me telling you this and they are breaking down the door and one of them has...

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>>690513583
Not to worry, it was just candlej

>>690513246
There are long periods without contact, long enough that you think it is over. Then you get that feeling that your number is up. You can hide and big cities help, but I refuse to listen be like that. I have a decent house in the country.

>>690513119
They are assholes, no way around that. Meet one and you will feel the same. They don't understand certain things like what it means to be an asshole like you or I would.

>>690513583
Who knows maybe you are right I have never tried that.

>>690513560
So you have no idea why they're there and no idea how to stop them, sounds like something the ayyy lmaos would do, so how often do they visit? And is anything bad going to happen tonight or in the future?

>>690514322
Do they carry energy swords and wear armor

>>690508640
Have they made you fuck some sweet ass hybrid puss as then later on introduced you to some fucked up Potatoe hybrid son of yours?

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Tin foil suits don't have to be plain.
This one only offers limited protection.

>>690514643
4 times a year would be the average I guess. That is hard to gauge, sometimes several times a month for no reason I understand. Tonight I will crash out and wake up feeling like I didn't sleep at all. Some parts of the events may rise up as memories over the next week. It's like the moments waking up after surgery, every thing is fuzzy.

Op is gonna get assraped 2nite

>>690515236

So what exactly is there purpose then what do they want with you specifically and what do they ask about

Just put out, OP. If you're nice and loving then they'll rape you with tenderness.

>>690515132
No but I have seen the control room for some type of transportation device. It was driven with only one physical input that you rested your hand on. Very strange stuff, the outside movements were not felt on the inside.

>>690515571
They just want some of OPs sweet ass

>>690515690
9 out of 10 aliens can't get enough of it!

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One should note that early space suits were silver in color which proves that the government knew about aliens for a long time. Modern space suits have the reflective layers hidden inside.

>>690515236
But how do you know nothing bad will happen and say your family won't be hurt or they won't just be done with you tonight and kill you? Seriously avoiding big cities because you don't think it's "respectable"? for argument's sake how would you know if they didn't in fact just implanted that idea in your head just to keep you easy to reach?

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If you a real nigga OP fuck em up with a weapon by your bed kill one post results

>>690515667
where do they take you OP? also was there a certain event in your childhood which led to their reoccurring visits?

>>690515571
The purpose is totally outside of humanity and I feel that we are kinda a proxy of understanding for them and whatever is going on. They do get upset easy, some are smarter than others and they don't function well at all when alone. When they are alone they seem almost child like and are prone to violence to get back to the group.