In her asshole or yours?

Do it, faggot shove it up your ass

use it you pussy

>>690506679
In mine, it's already been in hers plenty of times

Dubs decides I guess

>>690507141
Is your ass hairy?

>>690507346
Eh, not bad. Slightly I guess. I don't have a trap ass.

>>690506791
>do it
>fuck her ass
>enjoy the powerful prostate orgasam

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Make sure to post pics

Good job, Caleb.

>>690507825
Dude fuck off, who is this?

>>690507537
have her put it in your ass faggot

>>690507906
Alex, wat up

>>690506599
Plug it in-plug it in~

>>690508040
Oh shit, how did you know?

>>690508120
Uhh, it's not like your girl talked about this infront of me... Her name is Shannon right?

>>690508321
The fuck are you on about?

Fuck, okay wrong Caleb. Caleb I knew got cucked infront of me... Ohh well.

Lube it up and put it in your ass. If your girl likes it and got it for you, do it.

>>690508595
I got it for her, but she's turning into a dom

>>690506599
Use it as leverage OP if you do it then she has to do what you want to next

>>690508772
I like the way you think

Put it in you then while shes sleeping put it in her

It's not that big. Lube it up and pop it in.

>>690509102
But I don't have a feminine penis

>>690506599
Then simply find a use for it, like a door stop or paperweight. Not they way she had in mind but you would be using it :D

>>690508855
winrar

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1. use hot sauce as lube
2. Film insertion
3. Post it here

>>690506599
Wait a goddamn minute, you have a Galaxy S6, I know you...

>>690506599
lube up and slide it in, faggot

>>690506599
You stick it up your ass and fuck her while its still in you fucking idiot

Do it, let her use you too. Giving into submission is pure ecstasy.

>>690506791

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

>>690509729
this but film it

Make a deal. It's in yours, you're in hers.

I was once an atheist. Like many atheists, the issue of people believing in God frustrated me to no end. What is it about atheists that we would spend so much time, attention, and energy refuting something that we don't believe even exists?! What causes us to do that? When I was an atheist, I excused my intentions as caring for those poor, delusional people...to help them realize their hope was completely misguided and even dangerous. To be honest, I also had another motive. As I challenged those who believed in God, I was deeply curious to see if they could convince me otherwise. Part of my quest was to become free from the question of God. If I could conclusively prove to believers that they were wrong, then the issue is off the table, and I would be free to go about my life.

I didn't realize that the reason the topic of God weighed so heavily on my mind, was because God was pressing the issue. I have come to find out that God wants to be known. He created us with the intention that we would know him. He has surrounded us with evidence of himself and he keeps the question of his existence squarely before us. It was as if I couldn't escape thinking about the possibility of God. In fact, the day I chose to acknowledge God's existence, my prayer began with, "Ok, you win.. " It might be that the underlying reason atheists are bothered by people believing in God is because God is actively pursuing them.

>>690509809
It's already gone in hers plenty

>>690509253
You say that, but if she told you that she is questioning your manhood.

Tell her to fuck off, throw her on the bed, and shove it in her ass then fuck her silly. Show her you are the Dom

>>690509789
This but film that too. For a behind the scenes extra

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>>690506599

Just do it. You know you want to.

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Stick it in your ass faggot.. You'll probally like it..
you'll probally ask for something bigger..

If not, than give her to me.

>>690509939
this but film you and your girlfriend breaking up after you become too much of a sissy for her

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>>690506599
learn how to do this instead and impress her

>>690509870
If that's your reply, then obviously you don't have to bargain to wear it. Just do it already and take pics

>>690506599
She's training you to take something bigger.
That IS where this is leading.
It might also be called grooming.

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Guys...

>>690506599
let me trips make you, Get a bigger butt plug and use it, I'm talking like 4" diameter

>>690510585
Dew it

>>690510585
That's tiny. Get it in there already

>>690510585
TIME TO GET FUCKED

>>690510585
It'll pop right in easy

>>690510585
What are you waiting for?! Do it NOW!

>>690510585
Post a video of insertion

>>690510800
Winner

>>690511151
ty i do try my best

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>>690510585

Quit being a faggot and shove it up your ass already.

>>690511350
My name starts with an R, but good try Dakota

>>690510585
Protip:
Use a condom. Easy cleanins afterward.

Take it from someone who just started off with a 5inch dildo, 4inch circumference. My asshole was pretty tight, but with lube it worked.

What im tryna say is, its really not that hard. Bigger shits have came out of your ass, I'm sure. So that small-ass thing can go in it.

Seriously, its not a big deal.

>>690509786
/thread

>>690511770
ty means thank you in moonspeak, but no it's not my name is chef.