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>>690501733

I'll take you money

lol don't bro, why so sad?

>>690501733
Credit card?

I love you please dont

God, this is actually real lol. Don't dude i mean we can talk it out if you want. /b/ is here for you

Stream?

>>690501733
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>690501733
Hey man. Wanna talk?

Soiderman tear down this thread

>>690501733
At least go by drinking gasoline and then set yourself on fire at westboro baptist church

If you really are I'll seriously take your money PayPal.me/sendmemoneyy

Dont do it OP. We are here in case you need to speak up. Think through it.

Por que, anão?

>>690501733
Bumping

Bump and someone call law enforcement.

>>690501733
>2005
Ur underage m8
MODS b&

Are you gonna stream it?

Como vc foi parar em Piracicaba??

>>690502538
Or a mosque or a synagogue

>>690502546
Please don't kill yourself op your life is worth it

>>690502158
Yes
>>690502674
Cansei
>>690502560
You don't need to hear
>>690502546
I'll think about it
>>690502538
I'm already drunk
>>690502465

If possibley, yes
>>690502328
Maybe
>>690502179
That's really cute
>>690502302
I'm tired
>>690502158
If dubs
>>690501930
I'm fucked up
>>690501894
K

>>690502939
That's the card's expiration date, dumbass.

>>690502939
That's the year it was made fag

>>690501733
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>>690502966
Nasci nessa desgraça

>>690502939
Stupid fuck, the birthdate is "data de nascimento" go kill yourself fucking faggot

>>690503097
>>690503126
I stand corrected.

>>690502954
Maybe

>>690502939

>data de nascimento = date of birth
>12/fev/19..

shut the fuck up

>>690503234
Kys along with Mexifag if dubs

>>690503165
E esse rg de vitória da conquista? Já esteve por lá?

>>690503287
So, February 12, 19. . . ?

OP, could we get the full year?

Aos anãos, eu pensei minha informação verdadeira,mas não tenho medo de gringo nenhum, só menti um pouquinho

>>690503049
Op, as much as I want free money, really don't do it. Whatever hard times you may be going through will pass. Trust me bro it gets better

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Stay alive, it is so much better than cold death....no matter what. Change your life, don't end it.

>>690503410
1992

>>690501733
Bro where's your credit card, I want my steam games

>>690503396
Sim a 12 ou 13 anos atrás

>>690501733
suicide is the only answer

>>690503212
1992

>>690503529
No, suicide is the question. YES is the answer

>>690501868
Give us the full year, number, and SVC code.

>>690501733
Dont kill yourself, death is boring

>>690501868
how much is on it.

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>>690502458

>>690503470
Mas vc ainda vai se matar? Agora que a lava jato tá pegando fogo e uma semana antes de acabar a temporada de game of thrones?

OP, send me paypal money and then DON'T kill yourself. It's not worth it.

OP here we really good really nice anons here, that's kind of impressive for 4chan

Send me PayPal money.
I need the GTX 1080

>>690503712
Top adolf

>>690503811
Kys bean nigger

>>690503696
É zueira mano, só tô tirando uma com os gringosy, o rg eu verdadeiro

>>690503811
Truly anon like I've never seen b this nice before. Don't end it you might actually do something slightly great

>>690501733
AI call a suicide hotline maybe go to a doctor and talk about it do weed just do something that will help

>>690503049
Hey Anon, please email me? Let's talk, judgment free.
[email protected]

>>690503811
I too am impressed. I'm one of the nicer ones here, if relatively new.

OP? You still there? We're open to talk.

Vai se matar de que forma?

>>690504080
DUBS GET CVV

>>690501733
Posting so I'll make it on the news

>>690504080
flip over

don't do it OP

>>690504080
also I hope that's coke and not fuckin meth

>>690504167
Nice try

also i am really encouraged by how compassionate /b/ is today

PayPal.me/sendmemoneyy send me like 100 dollars and I'll be your motivation to stay living!

>>690504080
cvv?

>>690504252
Kill yourself
I
L
L

Y
I
U
R
S
E
L
F

Se tiver anao rb aí só veja como se trola o 4chan

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I need the money

>>690504333
TRIPS DEMAND IT

>>690504333
Hey triple threes!

>>690504333
. . . aaaaaaand there it goes.

>>690504377
DUBS CONFIRM IT

>>690504153
But it won't anon, you know how rarely suiside gets casted on the news? At mist you will be an unknown anon who killed himself for no reason. If your sad make them feel your pain dont waste this opportunity on ruining whoever it is but killing yourself

>>690504080
Yo where's the CVV?

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>>690504333
trips say do it!

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>>690504333
OP here this tips was nicey

>>690502458
shitty re-write of copy pasta.

stop shilling your garbage.

>>690504080
LOL there's coke.

Flip over bro cmon

>>690504333
Fuck you you shithead

That's Nice mmmmkay

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>>690501733
Dinos tu historia almenos
tell us your story,so a lil piece of you can live on

Pelomenos se mate tentando fazer algo interessante...tente assassinar o Lula sei lá

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>>690501733
See ya around space cowboy...

>>690504740

This.

diganos sua historia

OP HERE

And then you realize I'm a broke motherfucker,and i want to congratulate the nice anons we got in this thread

>>690504517
What's the postal code?

Don't do it, please

>>690504806
So, are you still considering suicide?

>>690504823
13400054

Don't do it my man. Please don't do it.

>>690504740
He's right OP, at least a few of us will care enough to hear what you've been through before you do this.

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OP don't, it's never too late to make a change

how do i use this idiot's money? i want a new video card

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>>690504756
Ai o op seria um deus

I vote for suicide by trying to assassinate someone famous

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>>690504740
Yeah tell us something. That would be interesting.

If you do kill yourself do it in a fun way cops idk

>>690504999
Trips of truth

>>690504999
Checked

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>>690504941
What's the name on the card

>>690504999
Vegetta's right

Good thread, not so good as the last oney, but also goody, gg OP

>>690505302
this fucking beggar right here

>>690504999
Trips. TRIPS. Surely they signify something.

Dare to be bold, OP. Don't put yourself down; don't tell yourself "I can't succeed!"

But you can. And don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

>>690504525
Are you some retarded type of newfag? Or do you always fall for bait like some fucking blind rat?

Kys

>>690501733
If this is real, go out by doing something badass. Like go kill someone that everybody hates.

>>690504517
Dont do it op think about it first.

>>690504080
whats the first 4??

Q ce vai fazer op? Se jogar no rio?

Quads demand your sacrifice

>>690505560
Damn five off

Address?

Before you think about doing it, let us know the reason so we can atleast determine if it's worth the cause or not.

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>>690505469
Se sacrifica pro Cthulhu Op

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>>690505560
close but no bananners

>>690501733
post face plus picture on ID so we know it's not stolen

We're losing too many /b/ros these days. Dont become another one OP. At least tell us why your doing it.

>>690505672
Roll

Don't do it man! it's never too late!

>>690505469
OP aqui, só trolando os gringo

Op homem bomba no MinC

>>690501733
stolen ID is stolen

Wait until trump wins at least

This thread was posted last week. This dude posted this same guys CC info and all the cards were decline. Troll thread, move along.

>>690505974
proof?

>>690505974
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>690505974
>>690505809

>>690501733
not yours, and an fyi to any idiot dumb enough to use it, if you're in the same country you're going to get arrested.

Dude can you give me money to help pay for my vacation?

My paypal is [email protected]

>>690501733

Normally, I would direct you to the churchofeuthanasia.org website, but I checked it out and the suicide pillar redirect is broken, so I have provided you a cached version of the site from Nov 9, 2001. Here's a "How To" on how to kill yourself.

https://web.archive.org/web/20020126192031/http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/resources/howtodie.html

Your welcome, OP. I would really appreciate a bit of money for my services, but a simple livestream is more than sufficient. If you do insist on paying me for my services (after all, you'll be dead), then just email me at [email protected]. Let me know if you're going to donate or not, OP. And remember, your family is not obligated to pay your debts if you are deceased, so go and get a loan to pay me and your /b/ros. Thanks OP.

>>690505974
see
>>690506036
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>>690506066

What? Another fake suicide thread? Go figure...

>>690505809
pics or nah fuckin sandnigger

whats the cards first 4 numbers?

>>690503811

You got dubs op don't do it

>>690503156
You have a good point, but fucking hell that's a dumb quote.
What if someone has a terminal illness or lost their children? I mean shit not everyone kills themselves over a shitty break-up in high school.

U good man?

>>690506199
We also have dubs here. That kinda cements it, right?

>>690506095
Btw this is a trip with my kids, so as much cash as possible would be amazing man.

If I get enough I'll get them gifts too maybe

>>690501733
Can U buy me a game?

>>690506255
>>690506322
It's dubs night tonight!

>>690506296

Cements it don't be a fag, block that credit card and continue living

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>>690505686
>English or GTFO

>>690506198
Anderson Rafael Santos
Brazil Piracicaba SP, number 1572,apto 22
Master Card
5487 2302 9098 8322
Exp date: 06/22
Code: 920

>>690502939
fucking sped

>>690506411
Indeed so

>>690501733
Hey idgaf fucking kill yourself faggot
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>690506555
Watch the trips.

>>690506555
>>690506555
Trip's confirmed

>>690506555
Livestream it
become an hero

>>690506555
Well shit, I was really hoping this was bait but I guess not

>>690506555
Donate to charity?

>>690506420
/b/ is not an english board fucking faggot, we all just use it because its easier. Also on a side note brazilians are jungle niggers, not sandniggers. There is almost no sand in Brazil

OP trolled 4chan for the 2nd time, nicely done

Dont kill yerself bro, there's still good games to look forward to

>>690506555
Trips Witnessed!

What is there rolled up bill by keyboard? Are you doing any drugs?

Dont do it bro why the fuck do you even want to do that? you cant be that fucked as to need to kill yourself

>>690506555
OP here, watch out my orange knife faggots

>>690506555
OP is not a faggot

Don't do it. I can't even begin to imagine what this board will be like without you.

>>690506867
Trolled? /b/ has nothing to do anyway, we would spend our time in ylyl threads otherwise

>>690501733
Porra cara, não faz isso. Se precisar de alguém pra conversar, a gente dá um jeito. Aguenta firme irmão.

>>690506978
Yes, cocaine

>>690506489
Email address?

>>690506978
>>690504080
yea, it looks like coke.

I have a sad feeling this is no ruse

>>690505809
Que engraçadão, hein, retardado? Babaca do caralho.

>>690504080
I wanted to kill myself after playing Battlefront also. Don't do it. The ps2 games are still enjoyable.

>>690507262
aí sim fion

>>690507047

Which part of your body are you planning on stabbing? Are you going to the heart, or even more hardcore through the mouth into the craneum?

>>690507254
Eu tô trolando os caras, não esquenta não

Credit card didn't work :/ Aaannnyways, don't kill yourself. It will ruin you're family and it's just not worth it, there is no heaven or hell, this is you'r one chance in life and even if it sucks, be grateful to be alive. If you really just have nothing, then pack your bags, get your money and leave. Just walk and never turn back and see where you end up. What's the worse that could happen? You die?

If you want it to make the news you're going to have to do it in public. Or do something pretty big. If you're got to go then at least go out a vigilante or something doing something for society

>>690506841
Found the jungle nigger

>>690507439
I'm going seppuku, cuz im a weeaboo

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>>690507621
>implying there's only one

>>690506555
Trips check

>>690506555
Your card is blocked

>>690507611
I don't Need the news I have you guys, my truly friends

>>690504517
dude death only makes it worse for others :(

>>690506489
your card is shit boi. don't even work. i wanted some monies. anyways... don't do it OP

>>690507688
you probably won't die/don't have the balls to commit fully.

Fuck me, the only Portuguese I know comes from Os Lusíadas.

>>690507763
Shhh

>>690503478
Except the fact that he just shared enough personal info for his life to be fucked to hell from this point onward

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>>690501733
Nice try OP you have no time stamps on anything you've posted for pictures!

>>690507939
/thread

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>>690507461
você é muito escroto. Você passa seu tempo falando que você vai se matar em um imageboard online. Você fica de pau duro fazendo isso? fica dando risadinha enquanto digita? Cara, isso é triste.

OP Just use all your money go on a weeklong hooker and drugs trip ! Profit a last time from life, then decide if you still want to off yourself. Make it matter somehow. I don't give a fuck if you live or die, realy, I just FUCKING HATE IDIOTS, don't be one.

>>690506555
Op! Before you kys send me cash on PayPal for my vacation with my family coming up

(PayPal is [email protected])

>>690507996
nah Card didn't work.

Isn't that credit card shit illegal?

This was posted last week. It's all stolen. OP wont post timestamp.

>>690503933
>03
LOL zuera? Kkkkk

>>690501733
Bye

>>690508084
Acertou

>>690507621
no fucking shit. Did you figure that one out for yourself or did you need any help?

>>690503673
>how much is on it
>social security number

>>690507856
Well at least go out a hero giving back to the world. The world needs some heroes. Also remember to delete that browser history

>>690507688

Sorry but that knife is not long enough, you will simply bleed a lot and suffer, but likely to survive.

I would definitely suggest rethinking your strategy here.

>>690501733
do it
jump
nigga

Permanent solutions to temporary problems

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>>690508412
>pony image
>not on /mlp/

Erm, mods?

Can you livestream it please

>>690501930
WHYYYYY!!! ah

Post the card fgt
I need the money

>>690507621
and thank you for using the correct terminology

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>>690508349
Proxy, my IP is 2...

>>690508615
Would be nice to finish my yugioh deck

>>690501733
Livestream it you waste of space

>>690508615
He did you stupid nigger
>>690504517
>>690504080

>>690508508
A validate this timestamp

>>690508615
I posted, the majority of this faggots won't believe I'm broke asf

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>>690501733
Watch this video it will actually convince you you want to live trust me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozMuy_k4Nrg

>>690508764
Then is bait cuz I cant get a shit

>>690508842
Dude please I need cash for my vacation and your card isn't working

>>690508842
why arent you dead yet?

>>690508412
Not OP but with this shit image I also wanna off myself

>>690508563
Hes a fag hes not going to deliver. Giving away credit card info, taking pics, knife not long enough, wants seppoku without the dude cutting his head off leading to failed suicide attempt. This guys a fag troll

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OP here, it was funy/b/ros?

OP. LIVESTREAM YOUR SUICIDE FAGGOT

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>>690509013

>>690508842
Can I buy anything with your card?

>>690509099
I was going to do that, until someone called me faggot

>>690509111
Buy a 12" for your boi pussi faggot

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soo gonna do it ?

>>690509221
Phone number?

>>690509111
Maybe if i pay the bank

>>690509221

unfaggoted

>>690509240
you know it my boy kiss

>>690509274
55 19 9989 8481

This is taking too long. OP make post when you realy decide pls n0h0m0

>>690509221
>I was going to do that

No you weren't faggot

>>690501733
>>690504080
I wish you weren't dying.

But what's your billing information?

city
billing address
state
zip or postal code
phone number

>>690509291
Can I buy an entire pc?

>>690501733
Cmon OP i got nothin better to do, lets get this shit show on the road

>>690509402
Already posted, lurk more

>>690501733
You gonna kill yourself or not?

>>690509450
Just bankrupt OP why don't you. Rude

>>690509111
Trips check'd.

stream it and add timestamps please

Satan says OP doesn't kill himself

Power of Satan compels you

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>>690501733
OP TRY THIS IS WORKS

>>690509599
Hes going to be dead.