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i got 87 slayer on 07

no whip after 2.5k abby demons

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>>690495030
>best
Got the girl I love back

>worst
Lost her again

feels bad

>Best: I got a new job, a girlfriend and my family all together.
>Worst: I haven't finished the last course of my degree.

Best : fucked a girl
Worst : fucked a girl

>>690495030

Best thing: I celebrated my first Father's Day today.

Worst thing: My dog died last week.

>>690496446
>Worst : fucked a girl
She wasn't?

>>690495030
best
>got a gf
worst
>found out my friend and my friend were snapchating..pictures to eachother

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>>690497079
>found out my friend and my friend were snapchating..pictures to eachother

Oh the horror

>>690497284
im taking nude pictures retardo

>>690497363
talking about***

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>>690497363
>>690497417
Just quit m8

Best : got a girlfriend
Worst: her parents dislike me a lot

Best: started new job I enjoy

Worst: still not happy

Best: promotion and bonus at work

Worst: mom lost part of her foot to diabetes

Best
>Bestest depression

Worst
>Tried killing myself earlier this year

Best: got a 8:1 kd in black ops 2
Worst: got some hemmerhoids

>>690495030
Best = improving my social skills exponentially.

Worst = falling back into the same disgusting fetishes i´ve had for years.

>best
Got a new guitar

>worst
Life is still pretty mediocre otherwise

>>690495030
I have a great job now, and the people I work with are awesome, my future will be ok, and I'll own a house before my 30y.

She broke my heart.


So, just working you know, so head is empty, and after work, I can't sleep good because of her so I'm posting here, 4am, day start at 7 am.
everything is great

>Best
Back in school full time

>Worst
Back on drugs

>>690495030
Best: Got off opiates, 3 months clean.

Worst: Haven't slept for three months, plus Crohns disease flared up.

>>690495505
You might want to look into doing more with your life bruh if thats the best thing
>Best
Benching 2pl8s for reps
>Worst
Breathing

>>690498552
I assume those two aren't mutually exclusive?

>>690498358
tell me more.

Best: Bestfriend and I started dating
Worst: I still love my ex, we broke up a year a half ago..

>>690495030
>Best
got a kickass girlfriend

>Worst
got charged with 1st degree trespassing

My girlfriend is the answer to both of these questions.

>>690495030
best thing: quit doing drugs

worst thing: bored without drugs

>best
I finished a very expensive rifle build from scratch. Looks great, functions beautifully, poorfags are jealous

>worst

Got diagnosed with costochondritis. Now I can't lift. Losing weight because no lifting, and can't eat more because unrelated stomach issues. Body Dysmorphia inbound.

>>690498724
you're fucked, you love another gril, you'll fuck up your current relationship cuz of that
you will ruin a friendship

>>690498452
What kind of drugs?

>>690498358
Don't worry about sick fetishes.. What are they?

>>690497788
What job is it?

>>690496685
:( sorry for your loss. How old was he/she?

>>690498956
you're a pussy anon, you will have more fun without drug if you're brave enough to win your 40 keks

Best: made it to germany
Worst: german girls only wanna fuck under duress

>>690498644
Well, I was pretty outgoing as a young teen but I became very introverted, as in I could barely look a girl in the eyes. I started forcing myself into social situations and have found ways to not make women immediately hate me and how not to say retarded shit in conversations.

When I say disgusting fetishes, I mean fucking DISGUSTING. Pretty much as bad as it gets man. The worst thing is that it only takes the slightest slip for you to get back in the groove. Sometimes I think I won´t ever beat it.

>>690495030
Best - Got a pretty good raise at work

Worst - My mom died

>>690497363
>>690497417
gg

>>690499013
I know.. It's already starting to detoriate.
We had an argument 2 days ago and haven't spoken since, kinda worried. I tried talking to her and she just said "what's the point?"
Idk what to do

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>best
Got a blowjob by not my wife
>worst
Got my first speeding ticket in 6 years
Pretty good year so far

My gfs heart stopped for like six mins, now she has practically no short term memory. Also has like a million bucks in hospital bills. Best thing to happen was... i guess buying my first house. Although it's a shit ton of work too

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Best: Girl I really love said she loves me for the first time
Worst: Her ex decided to step back into the picture

Got a stunt driving charge

Bought a skateboard

>>690498619
You assume correctly, opiates have an immuno-suppressive affect, and also fuck with sleep architecture/nervous system function

Best: got some kikass business cards
Worse: hookers don wanna get in my car anymore

>>690497363
So?

>>690499525
lol i know this meme

>>690499348
If she loves you that shouldn't be a problem man

best > fell in love with a girl

worst > bitch cheats on me with my bestfriend

>best
Bought myself a new car and dumped my girlfriend

>worst
No head or pussy for months :(

>>690499169
Concrete enema? Floor tiles?

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>>690499525
Did your car change or did you? I bought some trashy bitch a pack of smokes last week and she let me masturbate for her.

>>690498307
lol

Lost my virginity with a friend

For some reason now she hates me

>>690499050
>What kind of drugs?
Poppy seed tea. I always had good self control with opiates, but I've been pretty stressed and use has been on and off daily for a few months now. I can go a few days without it, but the shittiness and rebound depression/anxiety are terrible. I'm using incredibly low doses and tolerance hasn't been a problem (yet), but I know if I keep going like this it's only going to get worse. On the upside I'm not as depressed and anxious anymore, and I'm getting great sleep!

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>>690495030
Best: graduated from uni
Worst: can't shake my crazy slobbish girlfriend and find anybody better

>worst
My 980ti died 2 weeks ago.

>best
Got a new one and sold it 10% under retail price before the price drop. Now i have a 1080 that I only paid about 120$ for.

>>690499767
story?

>>690499333
Checked

Hey at least you can charge her rent twice a month

>best
finished high school

worst
>shitty grades (C-ish)

>>690499871
Small dick, only thing it can be..
Everytime she sees you she's reminded of the tiny maggot you've got..

>>690499996
Off by 3

>>690495030
finally getting to build my house
getting rejected by every girl in every class this last semseter

>>690499893
Get someone to help you with dosage I guess, it might help with the self-control

>>690499922
Pls splain joke

>>690495030

best
going on vacation & fuck, eat, drink, travel all day long

whorst
getting to work on the second shift 3 times in a row

>>690495030
Best: fell in love with someone amazing.
Worst: didn't get into the ivies and had to admit that I too can sometimes be a fuckin pleb.

>>690499988
just told it. Jacked off for a sloot at Walmart

>>690500087
American Psycho.

>Best
Passed all my courses last semester. Now I'm only 2 weeks away from finishing all my requirements to get a BSc. CS degree. Nothing exciting.

>Worst
Broke up with a girl I was dating for almost 3 years. Meh, life goes on. Her loss - I'm venturing into the working world with no burdens because I don't have to take care of her broke ass.

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>best
got separated from my horrible wife

>worst
killed my wife

>>690495030
I let my wife fuck some other dude.

I let my wife fuck some other dude.

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>>690499742
Real life loli

>>690495030
>best
Preordered Persona 5 special edition
>worst
You name it

>>690495030
Best and worst: despite being 19 met up with a girl for like the 2nd time ever in my life, really hit it off, and she offered to "teach me everything" I need to know about sex.. but blocked me after getting another boyfriend

best, I drove with a girl in my Miata. So I am not gay.
worst, toyota lost the lemans 24 hour endurance race in the last 5 minutes. Still wearing my Toyota hat.

>>690500007
high school grades don't mean shit, save you some money and get your basics done at a community college and transfer to a 4 year. Uni's only going to look at your college transcript at that point anyways.


>>690500071
That wouldn't help at all. It'd only let other people know I'm using, and I'd eventually beg for a larger dose and they would give in, because they don't want to see me in pain. Right now it isn't even a big deal though, it just like what Louie CK said about drugs: if you do them everyday, they're just another shitty thing you have to do.

>>690495030
girls name is Olivia Brower for those of you that are curious.

>>690500453
So CP? kek

>>690500210
Did you at least cum on her?

>>690495505

Grats on 87. Working on 72 myself gonna camp wyverns

>>690500962
gl friend!

Best: got accepted into Grad school. Starting in the Fall.

Worst: A friend died.

>>690495505
I have no idea what any of this means.

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>>690500821
No in a napkin. Got a bj last week from some slut tho. I'm married BTW

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>>690495030

Spent 2 month in Thailand fucking dozens of girls, snorkeling on perfect beaches and riding my motorcycle in the mountains around Chiang Mai.

Worst thing... coming back to small ass town in Canada :(

>>690498358
Nothing wrong with loli mate, drop the self hatred there is literally no point to it

>>690500294
demand that she let you fuck another woman, then leave her

>>690495030

best - completed my associate while working 60 hours a week

worst - got fired from job

>>690495030
>best
i got a new car

>worst
i can't drive standard

>>690498997

Sucks brah :( I'm sitting here excited as fuck for chest tomorrow.

>>690498997
If you don't eat that gun will knock you down

>>690500555
>Norwegian, mate. We go straight from high school to university.