Have you tried men?

It HAS to be something you desperately have to work on. Anyone can have friends or even romantic partners. Seriously. ANYONE

The problem is no one puts forth any efforts to change and they just blame everyone else. You HAVE to break out of your comfort zone, dude. If you don't, you're gonna die unhappy and alone. You don't want that. Do the best you can at everything, and anyone who has a problem, fuck them all. Do you.

>>690493253
i'm straight so no i haven't. should i stream my death? i'm also considering helium. i have access to it but i wanted to shoot myself where i buried my best friend

Same man. Though I may have got aids from a hooker so there's that.

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And what the hell exactly do you want?

>>690493540
How old are are you? What do you do for a living? Are you overweight or socially awkward?

You think life is just gonna turn out in your favor on its own? Do you think random people and a random female is gonna knock on your door to ask if you wanna be their friend/be their boyfriend? No. YOU have to fucking do it.

>>690493672
shit. you're worse off than me then

>>690493710
i guess people should roast me if they want seeing people get roasted here is one of the few things that makes me laugh

>>690493959
honestly i really just want to be dead just don't want to feel the pain of it. there's nothing in this world i enjoy anymore.

>>690493976
I don't wanna roast you. Nor do I wanna pity you. I can tell you everything will get better. But that won't happen unless you start looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing everything you need to change. No one is gonna love you until you love yourself enough to change.

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>>690492994
"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." - The Beatles

Stop waiting on everyone to talk to you and try talking to them first. Dumbshit.

>>690493976
Dude what?
I just asked you literally what do you want?

>>690492994
Start working out. Making being shredded your new life goal.

>>690492994
I don't know why, OP, but your first line made me die laughing. Probably because it's true for me too but it's so blunt it's funny. top stuff mate

gg no re

>contemplating buying a gun for when 2nd cat dies

Cant we please make this a feels meme because it is heartbreaking sad but grimly absurd.

Where do you live OP?

>>690494254
i've of course done that before. it ends quickly people find out how boring i am and avoid me.

is there a way to get on disability and not go homeless for bad personality? i most likely have autism (tested off the charts on online tests) and i'm a veteran

>>690494660
Which branch

>>690494660
Develop your character and you won't have that problem. Talk about literally anything. Work on yourself. Do you have any passions or aspirations? If you don't, find one.

>>690494548
honestly i told myself years ago i had 2 goals in life to finish my education and to outlive my cats so they won't starve to death because no one would notice i was dead. i accomplished the first when the second cat goes i think it's time

>>690492994
Sounds like you missed your chance in life. Remember anon, based on today's smartest minds life is just a computer simulation. Hit the reset button anon, you'll thank me later.

>>690494587
utah

>>690494760
usn

>>690495063
yeah i've thought a lot about that. if it's true i'm some study in how far a person can be pushed before killing themselves

>>690494899
i'm so far gone i can barely get myself to work on many days. quite often i just stay home and play bf3 instead. that's the only thing i'm good at in life

>>690494660
Dude i live in a bathroom and the actual room is a cybercoffee and that's my only source of money, i wake up at 11:00 am and i go to sleep at 4 am, i only eat instant lunch and pizza, my life is shit and boring as fuck.

>>690494254
shit i had this exact line in my head like 10 minutes ago.

OP just go out and fucking do it get drunk, talk to people, whatever, make art, find a sport you like and start practicing and following it, man you're alive how great is that, it's a one shot deal and you won the fucking lotery just being here, make the most of it don't kill yourself, or rather kill yourself through living to the max, buy drugs, get in shitty situations, fuck hookers, hits on girls and fail and do it again for the lulz, who know bro

>>690495628
my mom used to beat the living shit out me daily and threaten to kick me out to live on the streets or send me to foster care

>>690495659
thanks for letting me know i'm not alone in the shit life

>690492994 (OP) Lets see that mug.

Could we get a pic so we know what kind of fucking monster you are? Preferably including your room/cave you subhuman scum

>>690492994
also post your face with time stamp let's see if there's hope for you or whats the problem, i mean you're gonna kill urself what do you have to lose anyway, maybe we can help

>>690495887
that would never happen. in addition to being a waste of skin and dumb, i'm old, fat, ugly. i think before i kill myself i'll post a pic so people here can roast me on the way out. maybe i'll become a meme in death

>>690494660
I dont think autistic people feel the weight of their...well, loserness.

>>690496130
How old are you?

>>690495839
For sure anon, but some day i'll have enought money to get out of this shit-hole, what do you want anon?

>>690496204
well i've had those high scores. there's something way off about me that makes me unlike anyone you've ever encountered before idk what it would be called

>>690496231
i don't want to say it's embarrassing. old enough to be your father most likely. i've been coming here for i've been coming here for over a decade because it's the only thing that makes me laugh

>>690496323
to be dead after my cat is taken care of

When your cat dies, go on an adventure. Even if you plan to kill yourself when it's over, just travel the country or go somewhere exotic or...something.

>>690495108
I'm also in Utah what city

>>690496559
>i don't want to say it's embarrassing
this is an anonymous board you idiot if you cant open up here how the fuck do you expect to talk to people outside? grow a pair

>>690496626
Then wait and do it.

>>690496693
slc

>>690496805
47

>>690494951
Sounds like a plan.

>>690496878
i'm making plans. i just haven't gotten the gun yet because i know once i have it the whole dynamic changes for me very quickly

>>690496913
Ogden, Utah is a black hole. At least you got night life I'm not trying to make that trip and back all wasted. Hit the gym, bar, etc.

>>690492994
One of the things I can reccomend is to work out.

Not so much because it gets you a nice body so you can get girls (though its a real nice advantage - girls may start coming on to you) but you improve yourself, and you gain confidence from improving yourself.

Its what I do after for example a nasty breakup.

>>690497057
And hanging?
Or you can call 911 to tells the cops to take care of you corpse before shooting yourself in the head.

>>690492994
Why don't you talk to people? insecurities?, why don't you practice "larping", i mean just go talk to people like if you were other persona and try to see if at least you have fun that way

>>690492994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUenIW_ogU4

T.V ruined your life

>>690497333
hanging isn't fast enough i want an instakill. i thought about hiring a darknet assassin and telling him to randomly shoot me giving him a 1 year window

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>>690496559
> i've been coming here for i've been coming here for over a decade because it's the only thing that makes me laugh

So people here make you laugh. If you and I met, we could probably laugh at the same sort of things.

Just get out of your comfort zone, and you'll see theres people all over with the same sort of tastes and interests.

For example, I hate niggers. Maybe you do too! Ta-daa.

>>690497419
that's pretty funny dude. i actually use tv as a surrogate for human interaction. it's always on i think i use it as a replacement for real people

show your face

>>690492994
Michael?

>>690497537
i don't but i passionately hate identity politics and i consider myself a liberal

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>>690497537
Also having these weird interests may not seem compatible with what people call a 'normal' life, but they are.

I'm finishing my masters degree, have good friends and a qt3.14 gf and I'm posting pterodactyl porn on 4chan at 3:54 AM.

>>690497786
you have bad experiences with identity politics?

>>690498036
that's cool but don't go for that ph.d. that's what helped ruin my chances for a future job

>>690492994

I have a 'good' life but it sucks
>have great job and get to do what i love
>beautiful asian wife
>beautiful new baby
>hot coworker, also married, starts hitting on me
>live in different parts of the country
>meet a few times for work conferences, start hooking up
>last two times we met we fought a lot - she feels horrible and guilty
>i catch feelings hard
>basically implies im being stupid and not giving her the distance she wants - says she doesnt want to continue this
>literally less than a week before she said she wants to see me again and regrets not fucking me on the last trip

wtf do i do?

>>690498129
no i just think people use it to claim victimhood status to self promote and try to get more from people based solely on being born some way

>>690498311
fuck her next time you see her though she sounds unstable enough to try and ruin your life afterwards

>>690498182
Nah I won't. I've seen people under that stress.

Also I'm 27 already, will prob be 28 when I finish lol.

>>690498420
truth

>>690498594

It might be like..7 months before I see her again for work. We kind of planned on me visiting her area in the next few months, before she got pissed. And she cant ruin my life, I'm the one who has nudes, texts, everything on her. She cheated on her husband on less than 6 months with me lol. She doesnt really have anything on me. But yeah shes a bit crazy.

>>690498660
smart. a masters is the sweet spot for getting a good job. ph.d. makes you too specialized and you've lost too much time in the private market. your only real chances are in academia (without more training) and those jobs are really really hard to get i found

>>690498941
yeah and they don't pay very well or so I hear

What was your area of study?

>>690498864
go to /soc/ and find some good pussy there. many desperate sluts there but you have to compete with the losers that live on that board and that's annoying

>>690499079
astrophysics is still my area but i'm getting booted out. they've already kicked out two other guys and i'm next on the chopping block

>>690499314
what for?

>>690492994
Stop being a lazy piece of shit and go change yourself. Start working out and get some new clothes. Go out to bars on weekend nights and talk to people.

>>690499390
why am i getting kicked out? because the money is drying up mostly but also since i'm not well liked by the group leader that may be a big factor too. you're on a timer if you don't have a permanent position and postdoc is not permanent so they can kick you when they feel like it

>>690492994
>hurr durr grls dont like me
>they took muh job
>my cat died ;_;

Try having real problems you emo bitch.

>>690499752
being unemployed with no social safety net is a real problem dude. i hope you never have to find that out firsthand. homelessness and bankruptcy follow righr behind that

>>690499714
but astrophysics gives pretty good job perspectives, doesnt it? In my country (Netherlands) it does.

You also have the working experience.

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>>690499164

I would but Im married and besides this girl, I have less than zero desire to meet someone else.

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I remember being miserable little fuck with no friends because all my attention was pointed at my gf.
But I was 16 at the time, implying you're older than that I don't know how the fuck does one get into situation where 2 of his best friends are cats. When I had no friends and my gf left me, you know what I did?
Joined gym. Started talking to people in my school, later work. I made friends, I went out on the weekends. I started taking care of myself. Take care of your hygiene, don't be autistic, don't be creepy. It shouldn't be that hard.
Get out of your comfort zone, you will see how fast things can change.

>>690499497
i'm across the street from a bar now and going there. i also drink myself into numbness most nights and i'm about to start now

>>690492994
I had a gf for a few weeks once, until one day when I woke up next to her dead corpse. I tried giving her cpr but it was no use.
Turned out she choked on her own vomit during the night.
I find out later that my work associate watched her die, and did dick to help her.
fml

>>690500171
>>690499497
These people are offering the actual solution. I was a pretty autistic kid up untill 19 (I'm the 27 y.o. poster). You might not think it but doing this stuff actually comes around to feeling good about yourself pretty quickly.

>>690500339
>I woke up next to her dead corpse
>work associate watcher her die and did dick to help her

wut

Did he put the corpse next to you or something?

>>690500074
no it doesn't. only academic research groups hire astrophysicists in the u.s. there are literally 0 positions open for that job last i checked on friday. europe? any research specialty is a small community and i haven't seen any jobs in the world for my specialty listed recently and when one opens up i wouldn't be considered for a single one of those positions.

>>690500635
it's breaking bad he's talking about smh

>>690494190
do it then, faggot, just end your life. you obviously care enough to complain but not enough to change, so what are you waiting for? give your cat away and kill yourself. fuck people like you are pathetic.

>>690500635
No. He came my condo to help me straighten out my life, but saw here choking. He didn't save her because she was trying to blackmail him over some money he owed me.

>>690500802
my cat is super scared of everyone and i'm like his whole life. i don't want him to end up at a shelter and get killed. when i travel overseas even people he's seen many times he hides from them. he only likes me and i think he'd get confused if one day i just disappeared