i just realised i have been doing the same thing every day for more than a year now.During this time it was a total downhill in every aspect of my life.
Even my wife after being married for 5 years broke up with me today,i couldn't argue with her reasoning,she just stated the obvious to me.
Give me easy ways to leave this shit hole.Have no gun.
CTRL+Q
>>690488377
run yourself over
>>690488377
Go out in a blaze of glory. Do something to the presidential candidates you don't like. You have no reason not to do this. Or do something else that's fucking impressive as shit.
>>690488536
Don't get it.
>>690488651
PLEASE DO THIS take em both if you can
Go back in time and don't get married like a normie faggot. No respect, you deserve everything that's coming
>>690488635
HAHAHA how the fuck am i supposed to do that ?
>>690488651
I just want to go in peace,plus i don't give a fuck about what i will leave behind.
Step 1: Drink lots of alcohol (vodka works best imo)
Step 2: Drive car to terminal velocity
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit.
>>690488898
I am not an Americunt,feel free to do that on your own.
>>690489104
What if i could go back in time and kill myself?
>>690488377
>>690489324
This involves the risk of me surviving and probably hurting other people,so it is a no.
Come on boys,something quck without much pain,some kind of pills or some other shit..
>>690489479
I don't have the balls to hang myself,i know the moment i hang i will start struggling.So no..
>>690489633
But do you really give a fuck if you hurt other people? And there's no way you could possibly survive a 100 mph crash without a seatbelt
>>690489780
You're such a fucking pussy. Fine drink bleach
HUMAN SPACE PROGRAM
>>690489852
Yes i do give a fuck about hurting other people,i want to leave and that's all,i don't plan on taking others with me.They might be doing better than me at surviving in this shit fest.
Stand on a train track as a train comes by and close your eyes
OP must livestream
>>690489943
How the fuck am i supposed to drink bleach without throwing up?
>>690489972
Bring the baloons i am in for the ride.
You know what OP get on tinychat right now. Prove you're not full of shit, do it and we'll figure something out.
>>690490117
Drive 100 mph into tree.
>>690490126
Best suggestion up to this point but not a favourite.
>>690490176
No i will not.
Drive car into lake. Drown.
>>690488377
I say this in every hero thread, jump from a high place, instant painless death
>>690490300
What is a tiny chat?
Get syringe. Fill with air. Inject. Death.
>>690490595
Stream get on stream nigger, you want to die stream it. Otherwise fuck off
>>690489780
Of course you don't, if you really wanted to die you wouldn't be here
Don't be a quitter op, you can get your life back on track
>>690489780
Not if you do it right. You have to constrict the carotid artery or drop from 5-9 ft to break your neck. Both results in quick unconsciousness and painless death without struggle.
Alternatively put your neck on rails. Face away from the train and listen to music via headphones.
>>690490551
Thought about this
>>690490519
too much suffering in this one
>>690490117
Death by gangbang.
1. Buy 10 fat hookers
2. Buy a ton of exctasy
3. ????
4. Profit
Post link i want to watch this faggot die.
>>690490773
The oldfags have taught you well kid,but you still sound edgy,chill.
>>690490802
Truth is i had my doubts a few hours ago,now i made up my mind but i couldn't think of an "easy" way..
>>690490831
Yeah,maybe the next one.
>>690490877
I had pretty much the same idea with the train and headphones years ago
Sell everything you own
Go to Africa
Live like a queen
Have hella gay buttsex
Get aids
Die
>>690491165
Well you're full of shit. Moving on
>>690490877
Thank you
Last idea for death by car. Put a hose on exhaust pipe, run hose into car with all windows up except 1 that's cracked. Carbon monoxide will kill you in a matter of a few minutes. Make sure to be in your garage where most gasses can't escape very quickly.
>>690491165
There is no "easy way", you still have to fight the self preservation instinct even if the method is quick and painless
Sufentanil, all the Sufentanil, all at once.
>>690489324
Dat 2j tho....
>>690491577
Or literally any other prescription drug
>>690491684
My nigga.
Sell all your stuff, convert it to bitcoin, go to deep web, hire hitman, run fat boy run
>>690489633
EAT LOTS AND LOTS OF MOLLY
ULL LOVE IT MAN
>>690491897
I thought all the hitman sites were taken down
>>690491773
Beauty in mechanical form like.
>>690488743
CTRL+Q was a common keyboard shortcut to quit or exit an application. Kind of like Alt+F4, but older. Also, he might have meant Option+Q or Super+Q if he's a massive cocksucking Macfag.
>Anon attempts to make a joke that is so disconnected from his audience that he makes himself look like a complete tool
Go parachuting, take off parachute and all clothes in the air, take driver's pose.
>>690492024
>mfw I use the wrong image. Time to go out an hero
>>690492024
Will always choose an R33 over a supra though.
>>690492020
Nope, silk road, or silk road 2-7 were not the only option, just the ones the media caught on about
Watered down playdoh
https://youtu.be/9UTDK328IY0
>>690492443
Nigga, I ain' gona click dat shit
>>690488377
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
>>690492110
>Anon does history lesson for asshatteryness
>Sure is summerfags in here
>>690492303
I prefer the looks from the mk2 not a huge fan of the r family. I love the fairlady z that's sleek as fuck
>>690492826
Best car for suicide is hands down the Pontiac fiero, overpowered, shitty handling... all you need is a long stretch, then a curve
>>690492826
this one.
>>690493126
Gotta love that no power steering
>>690493095
wont any american car do that?
>inb4 camaro did a fast lap around the ring
Don't people OD on sleeping pills or painkillers? Isn't that a painless way to go?
>>690493257
don't need it. not when you have something like that.
This is now a car thread. fuck you op
>>690490731
water mixed with cigarette ash works good too
>>690490551
but fucking terrifying
>>690493104
Ferrari F40 for the nürburgring.
>>690492805
>Sure is summerfags in here
Look at you, bragging about your greasy virgin basement dweller status. Golly gee, I've been told. You're clearly the better autist.
>>690493295
I dunno... I can't really see a Chevy volt going fast enough to loose traction, even in rain
>>690493793
You drive a fucking hybrid.
No sympathy from me.
Learn to breakdance.
>>690493793
you know what i mean tho.
isn't the volt just plastic and pig iron? wont it crumble? take it to a icy hill. try to tsuchiya that shit
dumb bitch OP
go get nitrous oxide
Hook it up to a mask and put it on max making sure no oxygeon can get in
die happily in peace
>>690493683
What the fuck are you, acoustic?
>>690494081
agreed use this. makes it faster
>>690492805
>>690493923
I was making an example of shitty American, I do not drive one
>>690494005
Yeah but the same could be said of sitting In a cardboard box
>>690494194
That was really off bass, now you're in treble.
>>690494349
that would be a laugh that, until a car comes the other way...
>>690494343
Suicide by cop. Get in a high speed pursuit, and once they finally spike or PIT you, jump out of the car and pull a TV remote out of your pocket.
Just don't do it mayne
>>690494469
Or maybe more so when a car comes the other way... depending on if you are in the box or not
>>690494349
What do you drive? Redemption time is nigh.
>>690494675
box, 10/10 would try, got in a barrel and went down a hill before, that was "interesting"
>>690494355
I have no musical puns to counter with,