>>690486232
You look like a dick.

File: 1466023276000.jpg (2 MB, 2448x3264) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 2448x3264

>>690486232
From other thread

You'd be so much prettier with a little makeup girl, don't sell yourself short.

>>690486664
Nice almost quads. Youre good looking my dude, I like the phone and hair especially

>>690486664
why are you so coy in every thread?

>>690486664
Maximillion Degraw. You were teased often for having a dorky first name, so now you go by 'Jeff'. When others ask you why, you simply tell them it's easier to pronounce. You're notorious for always being seen with a bag of spicy Cheezits. You have an albino burmese python named Dudley

>>690487158
Hey man, I get it. It's 4chan, but if you're just going to sit back and shit on everyone why waste the time? There are better things you can do with your time where you don't have to put a damper on this thread. Maybe you'll blow this off but thank you if you're one of the few reasonable people on this site and actually hear out my reasoning

>>690487460
IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! Welcome home baby

>>690487113
Ty

>>690486232
is that a man or woman?

>>690487636
Brett Masters. You live a pretty clean lifestyle... but unfortunately it's all just a facade. You are addicted to painkillers, and only your girlfriend Jan knows this. Your favorite color is turquoise and you are obsessed with "underground" rap so much that it annoys those around you.

>>690487839
good to be back, i thought about your dreamy blue eyes every night

>>690488412

HA!

>>690488639
They're green, but thank you bb

>>690486232

Gender-fluid yo!

>>690489023
Post dick

>>690487904
Kenneth Rutledge. You are convinced you are a "gearhead". You drive a well-kept 97 BMW m3 that your dad gave you, and although you swear its modded, the only thing you have ever really done to it is install a subwoofer and body kit. Your career goal is to become a LEO, and that should be no problem with your squeaky clean record and Eagle scout status. You love altoids.

>>690489360
Post Pjanis

>>690489543
Old fake is old

>>690486232

"I need feminism because I am a woman. Even if I don't look like society's version of a woman."

>>690489543
sweet heavenly creature

>>690486232
how old are you

>>690489657
>>690489290
>>690488376
obvious samefag is obvious. At least troll well if you're going to troll at all

>>690489743
19

>>690490021

Only two of those posts are mine.

File: ye.jpg (12 KB, 335x335) Image search: [Google]

12 KB, 335x335

>>690486232
Give me your worst.

>>690489023
Johnathan Brody. A popular guy indeed... your friends call you Johnny B so as not to confuse you with the other John in your close-knit circle of vaping enthusiasts and pot smokers. You drive a white miata convertible with monster energy stickers on the rear bumper cover and you used to skateboard but gave up after a couple years of never being able to kickflip. Now you swear that you're going to be a successful electronica 'producer' yet all you manage to do is create repetitive loops in FLstudio free edition.

File: 2016-06-19 17.55.21.jpg (4 MB, 2076x3444) Image search: [Google]

4 MB, 2076x3444

Don't browse /b/ much anymore

>>690490127
Post dick plz

File: IMG_20160619_195427132.jpg (184 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]

184 KB, 540x960

good evening, /b/

>>690491059
19, hetero, no problems with Dad. Sorry to disappoint

>>690490965
How do you get your hair like that? You're hella handsome and strong /b/ro, respect

File: tmp_26973-2016-06-17-23-08-12-864703322556.jpg (276 KB, 900x1600) Image search: [Google]

276 KB, 900x1600

Heya

File: me.jpg (28 KB, 480x762) Image search: [Google]

28 KB, 480x762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTr7bqKHvgE

>>690490965
Randall Lloyd. Despite your strong build, you try desperately to fit in as a thorough-going hipster. No one around you buys this however, and you end up going to the gym excessively to weight train, as your father constantly pressured you to achieve in athletics throughout your childhood. Your favorite band is modest mouse, but you've never even listened to their albums prior to Good News For People Who Love Bad News. Your favorite color is fuschia.

>>690491410
Are you really real?

>>690487460
Are you talking about the guy in the pic?

>>690491272
can I bite off your dick?

>>690491788
Pretty real, anon

File: 20160620_040935.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

395 KB, 1920x1080

Give me your worst motherfuckers

>>690491970
Pretty for sure.

>>690491389
Thanks man, appreciate it. For hair, I just use some american crue stuff (blue or green thing, but pretty much anything other than gel works I think) when my hair is damp, then comb it back and to the side. When it drys I run my hands through it so it doesn't look combed back and it stays like that all day

>>690491410
sup dude ?

>>690491187
Jeremy Brunson. 33 years old and single, you are oblivious to the fact that you are socially awkward. You are lucky to be on the good side of the law, especially after almost having a brush with a To Catch A Predator decoy on Furcadia in the mid 2000s. You are not a furry, just a pervert of questionable tastes.

>>690491187
Happy Father's Day, dad.

>>690491750
Ahhaha this is great.
All these Ines you've written tempts me to post a pic

>>690491750
Holy fuck that made me laugh man. Surprisingly true, I do work out cause of my dad but it's to be stronger than he was, but he did pressure me into football. I do suppose I dress pretty hipster, but it's more because of the trend where I'm from (every single person owns a red flannel shirt). Keep up the good work

>>690492440
holy shit, man.... that's eerily accurate.

File: 1466385341005556515550.jpg (855 KB, 2048x1152) Image search: [Google]

855 KB, 2048x1152

22 y.

>>690492058
Aw thanks
>>690492073
Rood

File: anonfaggot.jpg (197 KB, 904x904) Image search: [Google]

197 KB, 904x904

>Greentext

>>690492702
Rate

>>690492988

HENKIE!!!!!

File: Sup.jpg (989 KB, 1156x1394) Image search: [Google]

989 KB, 1156x1394

Ayoo check em

>>690492005
Pejman Habibi. Of Persian descent, and obnoxiously proud of this, despite not knowing any Farci. You have an extensive collection of pogs that you flaunt without realizing that you are now a couple of years into adulthood and thats just plain silly. You dream of one day owning a Lamborghini.

>>690493228
judging from the clutter in the background of your picture and your stache, you are absolutely trash of the white variety. but rest assured, i by no means say that as a bad thing, dirty joe

>>690493101
Henkie?
>Have I got a doppelganger? :O

>>690492531
>>690492636
Thanks, I'm hit or miss usually. Am a former car salesman, and this is how I'd size people up at first glance.

>>690492984
Sure. I have a couple questions for you.

Where are you from? and how old?

What are your favorite time sinks and hobbies?

>>690493635
Its my buddies garage. But yeah pretty much

>>690491410
how long on hrt?

>>690493718

you look like a dutch ''henkie''

>>690493735
That's dope, would love to hear more about that. Age?

>>690493293
not persian but pretty close descent
i was proud of this until 3 years ago
i can speak that language
holly fuck pogs man that is a nice guess
well i don't wanna be a adult
lamborghini is just a shitty guess

>>690493878
I live in Kentucky, but I'm from Texas. I'm actually 30..ugh. I'm on /b/ i don't have hobbies.

>>690486334
no he doesnt, youre just an ugly fag

File: WTF.jpg (43 KB, 504x400) Image search: [Google]

43 KB, 504x400

>>690494223
So this is a "henkie"?

>>690494331
That's alright. I am too. At least you like quite youthful for 30. Wish I could say the same. >>690491187


As for your hobbies, well... I completely understand.

Would you consider yourself socially awkward or the opposite?

>>690493093
Go do some fun outdoor activities

>>690495345
Kek the guys description was spot on

>>690495642
Haha. I know, right?

>>690495345
Look* quite youthful, not like

File: .No name (21).jpg (26 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]

26 KB, 500x375

>>690486232
Still look like Aaron Bruno from Awolnation. 7/10

>>690486664
Acne and scars suck, but clear that up and you're a handsome motherfucker. Look like a sweet dude, but not alpha. Probably friendzoned a lot, despite being a nice and smart guy. 7/10

>>690487636
You look like you'd be a chill dude to hang out with. Kind of a bro. Cool as fuck if you're friends, but a tough motherfucker if you get pissed off. You just have the "I just woke up and you're kinda pissing me off" hair/eyes. Don't be so pissed. Would share a beer, a joint, and some vandalism with you. 6/10

>>690487754
You look like you smoke pot a lot and just sorta drift through life. You should smile a bit and put yourself out there more, you seem like a really chill looking dude. 6.5/10

>>690487791
That hoodie is too big for comfort, and just the right size for school shooting

>>690487819
Blair Witch Project?

>>690487904
You look like a nice dude. Laid back and probably clean cut. Sorta awkward, and don't really have many personal goals outside being happy and staying in shape. But not self centered either.

>>690488381
Put some syrup on that head and it'd be a waffle

>>690489023
"I'm edgy and emo on facebook" eyes. Red cheeks don't help. You could probably save yourself, but how you're looking right now, I probably wouldn't want to be around you much. You look kinda like a downer. Moping about problems but never trying to solve them.

>>690489543
You kinda look like an alien with the eyes being so far apart, but overall rather cute. Look like the kinda person that would attach to people heavily as long as they give you compliments and listen to you, but you'd leave their ass if they ever asked you for help or if they were interested in anything but you. Guys and girls alike probably fall for you, but anybody who dates you would realize how tough the relationship would get, as you need a lot of attention. But you're a cool person. Also your gender is questionable.

>>690495431
Why ?
And im doing

you all look psychotic

>>690496172
Cus it looks like you could use them

I love how not a single person to insult in this thread has posted a pic. Would love to see the neckbeards behind those computer screens

>>690486232
>Fuking White male

File: 32434123123.png (59 KB, 148x173) Image search: [Google]

59 KB, 148x173

>>690487904
>>690487870
>>690487833
>>690487791
>>690487754
>>690487715
>>690487636

mfw these are all the same person

>>690495345
Well thanks, makes me feel a bit better. Atleast I don't feel 30! You don't look bad, you just look like a man in his 30s is all hehe. So many questions! Well I'm socially awkward around strangers irl, but with friends I'm just chill and rather silly.

File: .No name (17).jpg (10 KB, 215x211) Image search: [Google]

10 KB, 215x211

>>690496088
Part 2. I'm this anon^

>>690490611
You look like Van Gogh but your bandage is made of hair

>>690490965
You look like a Chad. Not a dick, but girls fall for you anyways. With your genetic background and rich family, you are used to having everything handed to you and it's difficult to fully relate to other people's struggles. You try to be the all-around cool guy to everyone, being nice to whoever you see. But many people instantly hate you because you look like the cliche jock type and they judge you too quickly. Many nerds, fat guys, and others all tell you your life is perfect and they hate you for it. They are jealous of your lifestyle. But you are actually unhappy with your life. You want something else. Not money or women or football, but you want to really be happy. You want to be accepted as a person, and not judged for being handsome and strong. But girls only come after you for your looks and nobody will listen for your real personality.

>>690491187
You're a really sweet guy. You're always nice, funny, and really loyal. You are always jumping to help literally anybody in need, no matter what, because you know it's the right thing to do. But people think you look "weird" or "creepy" and nobody gives you a chance. Girls use you and pretend to like you, but nobody will listen to what you have to say. They just take and take. You're immensely smart, but you just can't find the connections to use your education for a good job. You work as a boring cubicle worker, but you wish you could be a doctor. Or maybe a scientist. Or an engineer. You have so many opportunities in life with your intelligence and personality, but you're so self conscious that you never put yourself out there and try.

File: 13256275_1017443008341374_5296493113893155558_n.jpg (33 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]

33 KB, 640x640

Rate me

File: image.jpg (66 KB, 721x537) Image search: [Google]

66 KB, 721x537

rate me in my Ash cosplay

File: 1460784190233.jpg (46 KB, 353x664) Image search: [Google]

46 KB, 353x664

>>690496939
yo-you ok back there? I think the xanax is kicking in huh? Adleast for your left eye it is

>>690496974
>fuking illiterate nigger

File: 20160609_230313~2.jpg (369 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

369 KB, 1080x1920

Imma post this old pic becuse my face is kinda messed up atm

>>690497230
Third of face is missing

>>690497227
Keep going please. I like these

>>690494321
gay/10

>>690497117
oh my god, age does not matter. my 65 year old dad swims two miles a day and when he was 50 just decided to run a marathon one morning at 6 AM and ended up running 28 miles. Age is nothing, ive met cunts more jaded and bland than your average hospice patient that are 12 and ive met 60 year olds more lively than children. stop playing off you being a boring cunt on your age and start taking steps to STOP BEING A BORING CUNT.

its that easy people!

>>690497117
>you just look like a man in his 30s
Haha. I know, I feel it too.

As for the questions, I'm all out, anyway. Thanks for playing along.

>>690497474
Yo post something new, you've used that for the last like 15 threads and now we don't know if its you or not

File: IMG_20151102_234735196_HDR.jpg (746 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

746 KB, 1080x1920

>>690486232

>>690496939
"Just had a stroke while stalking this innocent girl through her home, time to go on a faces of /b/ thread"

File: 20160619_155540.jpg (557 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

557 KB, 1920x1080

>>690497646
Its me but as i said i look like crap atm see above for example

File: 20160619_215325.jpg (2 MB, 2576x1932) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 2576x1932

/b/ is where we come to be ugly.

Not post glamour shots

>>690497227
keep goin pls

>>690497688
Once acne clears up and your hair has personality of any sort at all youll be pretty good looking

>>690497891
Youre that faggot from mythbusters

>>690497227
>>690492702
Rate me fag

>>690497891
>be ugly
mission accomplished.

>>690497891
That sounds like something an ugly person would say. MOAR GLAMOUR SHOTS!

>>690497373
your face looks like a nice face why are you on b

>>690486232
you are literally the face of transgender

>>690497591
I mean, I just don't really have hobbies beyond video games, TV. I work and come home to stuff like this. I even said I don't feel 30! Do I really sound boring? QQ

File: image.jpg (2 MB, 2448x3264) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 2448x3264

Go on then, r8 there /b/rothers

>>690497227

>>690491187 here

Holy shit. only inaccurate part of this was the cubicle job.

Well done, sir. Very.

File: 13043777_1000724870013188_6899317181217888501_n.jpg (50 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]

50 KB, 540x960

I'M A CUTE DOG TRAPPED IN A HUMAN'S BODY

>>690486232
>problem glasses
>awful haircut
don't you fit in better on reddit?

>>690498063

>>690496877

>>690498013
So I can talk shit on the Internet and not accidentally do it in real life

>>690498205
aya carumba tortilla mehicano

File: .No name (245).jpg (77 KB, 384x384) Image search: [Google]

77 KB, 384x384

>>690496088
>>690497227
Part 3. I'm this anon^

>>690497539
>>690497919
>>690497972
I'm continuing, just working down the page to the bottom

>>690498202
I'm happy to know it was accurate, anon :D

>>690491410
Probably socially awkward but a fun person to be around if you're spoken to enough. You seek acceptance in other people but never ask for help. You do everything on your own, rather than mooching off other people. You don't believe in yourself enough, but it doesn't bother you. You watch anime to kill time, and you're always surrounded by annoying SJW's that worship you for being a girl. Nobody will take you seriously, though, and you wish you could let out your feelings.

>>690491471
You look like a cool dude. Crazy sometimes, but fun to be around. You drink a fucking LOT, but nobody has ever seen you drunk. It's like you're immune to alcohol. You're loud and spontaneous but you're the most loyal and trustworthy person around. You'd take a bullet before betraying a bro. And you wouldn't even brag about it. You're a modest dude, but people judge you quickly because of the metal as fuck beard (which is super badass by the way). You're happy with your life, even though you barely passed high school. You're smart enough, you simply don't like to work. Life is good enough for you as long as you're happy and your friends are happy.

>>690492005
You are Jake from Vsauce3

>>690492702
Conan O'brien with a lot more drugs

>>690492988
You're a drug dealer, but you have good morals. Nothing is past your boundaries, but anything too illegal or messed up is just "not cool, bro". You're always in a good mood, and the chain smoking hasn't caught up to you yet. You'll have a sad life after you pass 35 years old, and the partying just doesn't work like it used to.

File: 2300s.gif (32 KB, 275x200) Image search: [Google]

32 KB, 275x200

>>690497863
what happened? Is your boyfriend beating you again?
>Not cool bro

>>690497960
You will have to be more clear, there were a lot of faggots on that show, and i was a lot of people.

>>690497978
Thatsthejoke.jpg

>>690497992
/b/ is, was, and always will be a place for the ugly and vile. A cess pool is not pretty, nor a vomitorium judgemental in its occupants.

>>690498232
No, because I only look like a faggot in the picture and am not on the inside. Hence why I'm here. Feel free to post a picture of yourself from right now with no editing though bud, I'm sure you're a real stunner too

>>690497863
you probably deserve those bruises

>>690498251
who said thats an insult? All im saying is OP should transition. Pretty normal nowadays being transgender

File: 12789639_1118331011532636_419385182_o.jpg (96 KB, 848x1059) Image search: [Google]

96 KB, 848x1059

hi guys

File: image.jpg (51 KB, 320x320) Image search: [Google]

51 KB, 320x320

>>690498110
This is you

>>690498431
No I'm an ugly fat black fuck

>>690498426
I love you and agree, these threads usually lead to something fun but have just become a jerk off for faceless insecure folk and somewhat less insecure folk begging for attention. The usual conversation and camaraderie seems to have gone.

>>690498501
I'm not a subhuman faggot, so, I'll stay male.

>>690497863
What happened?

>>690498647
Tits or gtfo

>>690498372
Pretty spot on accurate until the SJW worship and beyond, still I'm impressed!

>>690498647
ola puta

>>690498647
i want my penis to cry all over you.

>>690498675
Forgot to add this
>Somebody make a 'look at this dude's face [laugh]' meme out of this or whatever it's called

>>690498463
Ohh edgy

>>690498647
tits pls

>>690498697
Exactly, of course you are. So keep your nigger attempts at speech and social interaction in your own monkey head like you're supposed to.

Why has 4chan allowed scum like this onto the site? Where has the homophobic, xenophobic white supremacist fanbase of 4chan I stayed for gone?

>>690498706
"subhuman faggot" you should do some soulsearching on where that hate comes from. Im a transgender woman and i can assure you im not a "subhuman faggot"

>>690498407
Dont worry im fine

File: 1465193406405.jpg (183 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]

183 KB, 640x1136

>>690486232

>>690498960
that hate was born and bred right here, you awful chick with a dick.

>>690498960
You're a man taking pills to feed your delusional mind that has reationalized its own mislogic that you want to be a woman. That is not something that ever happened until media became present in every day society. I would blow your mind with infallible logic as to why this is, but I really just don't care enough anymore and need to go cure my sobriety

File: 702867_1522494968050563_791952550_n.jpg (8 KB, 206x274) Image search: [Google]

8 KB, 206x274

rates /b/ros

>>690499109
Wax your eyebrows

>>690499109
whatsup crazy frog, did your facial structure take too much speed again?

>>690499122
well, atleast chick with a dick is on objectively nice way to describe us. Best wishes from me, im off to sleep

>>690494273
29

what would you like to know?

>>690498647
you probably have everything in life handed to you because of your physical appearance, but on the inside you're a really terrible person.

>>690498924
lol I made the honkey faggot mad

File: Snapchat-7953758175845936794.jpg (734 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

734 KB, 1080x1920

rate my sunburnt ass

>>690499296
hopefully forever, good riddance dykefag
>>690499340
implying shes even remotely close enough to being attractive enough to have anything but a paper bag with eyeholes handed to her
>>690499380
was going to say "thats a sunburnt face, not an ass" but upon closer inspection im not so sure

>>690498883
so very edge

File: image.png (272 KB, 853x479) Image search: [Google]

272 KB, 853x479

>>690498110
spot the difference

>>690498706
>implying you are not here for validation.

Be honest with yourself, it helps

File: .No name (414).jpg (56 KB, 356x374) Image search: [Google]

56 KB, 356x374

>>690496088
>>690497227
>>690498372
Part 4. I'm this anon^
Hope thread doesn't die. I'm having fun

>>690493228
You're a truck driver. Born and raised on a farm, but you have a good sense of urban lifestyle. Your heart has been broken countless times, and you're just used to the pain nowadays. You think violence is unnecessary and immature. You kicked ass in school, but now you're a pacifist. You can take a punch and you can throw one even harder, but you'd rather talk about your problems. You don't have many friends, but that doesn't bother you. In your eyes, your only friend is the steed you're driving and the lonely road ahead of you. That lonely road is your life, and most days, you wonder when that road will end. And you wonder sometimes if you want that road to end..

>>690494321
Your family is foreign and they moved to America just a few months before you were born. You live in LA, and you think you're the hottest shit. You're not necessarily wrong, but you're a bit cocky. Everybody loves you because they think you're a martial artist and that you can drive cars like a pro, but really, you just want to fit in. But nobody knows this, because you act so confident all the time.

>>690496939
You look like Rocky Balboa but Russian. You've taken a lot of punches and you don't talk much. You have very few goals outside of just living your life, and nobody gets close enough to see your personality.

>>690497230
You've got money, confidence, and good looks. You have a laid-back attitude and nothing brings you down for long. You have the charisma and energy to make friends with anybody. You spend most your time drinking and partying, but never getting in much trouble. You aren't sure where your life will go after all this, but you don't mind. You enjoy this rollercoaster of life and you're excited to see what happens next.

>>690499357
You would think that, but the fact that a stupid ugly nigger is simply able to prance onto this site without being bullied off anymore infuriates me. you were the catalyst, not the origin

>>690499627
why would i make the threads over and over if i wanted validation? you get what people think of you after the first or second thread and then you leave, you have what you came for. think before you speak next time

>>690499146
lol transgender woman have always been there. Ever seen ancient art depictions? Chicks with dicks, always been there. Now you kept me awake with your shitpost, why am i even answering

File: 1459124445002.jpg (108 KB, 720x1008) Image search: [Google]

108 KB, 720x1008

I found OP.

File: image.jpg (32 KB, 480x480) Image search: [Google]

32 KB, 480x480

>>690498110
GOD I LOVE THIS GUY FOR RECOGNISING NICK WILDE IN THIS THREAD vv
>>690499624

>>690499837
because you know deep down you are wrong and feel the need to defend your feeble beliefs to yourself through me as a medium

File: image.jpg (970 KB, 2448x2448) Image search: [Google]

970 KB, 2448x2448

>>690486664
8 - b/c that's me

>>690492988
6 - you seem cool

>>690493228
6.5 - you also seem cool

>>690494321
7 - you're the guy that does crazy shit infront of your friends whenever you get the chance

>>690497230
7 - nice jawline

>>690498647
8 - I think you're really cute

>>690499175
7 - nice face

>>690499380
6.8 - you seem coooooooooool

>>690499624
>>690498675
>>690499900
Pretty edgy shit goin' on there, I'm usually called out to have the facial features of that fox, don't ask why.
I'll take it as a compliment anyways, even though it just confuses me in a funny way

>>690499892
fucking kek, im not even mad. that shit is gold, well played. youre still a nigger though!

File: 1466232160796.gif (973 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]

973 KB, 500x375

>>690499071
ok, don't let him put his hands on you.
>if you were fem, your kids would have great eyes

>>690499772
I wasnt implying the validation comes from people likeing you, i simply state you get some kind of validation from it.

>why would i make the threads over and over

why if not because in some way it felt good?

Im here to jerk off to pictures that might be of real women. I intended to troll a little, but this thread seems to have that in spades.

>>690500261
Aw thanks, sadly i cant have biological kids, not that i feel at all ready but it whould be nice to have the option

>>690499630
Damn man. I'm the guy with the stache, that's some deep shit

>>690500261
You are either a troll or desprate.

File: kakumeiki.jpg (130 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

130 KB, 1280x720

>>690499630
>But nobody knows this, because you act so confident all the time
If only....

And, why LA? I mean, I live in the equivalent on the East side of the us, Florida.

>but you're a bit cocky
would being cocky be... better? I try and be as nice to everyone I can, being a "bro", but it's so hard to pull off.

File: .No name (338).jpg (18 KB, 409x377) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 409x377

>>690499630
Part 5. I'm this anon^
(Word limit is a bitch)

>>690497274
You have a personality like Flo from the Progressive commercials. You're always happy. It's cute but can sometimes get irritating. You dressed up like Ash Ketchum either because you didn't know what else to cosplay or your boyfriend thought it'd be "hella sick, babe." You probably want to be a veterinarian or a teacher, but you aren't sure what you want to do.

>>690497373
You're a simple guy. You enjoy most things you do and you're glad to have the life you do. It can be a bit much to handle sometimes, but you have a very decent life. Could be better, could be worse. Your parents are proud of you and your friends love to be around you. You seem like you might try/have already tried drugs, but this is an awful idea. Your life will spin out of control and you'll never be the same old guy you were. You have a lot of potential and, although you may not be interested, you seem like you'd be an excellent marketing worker.

>>690497474
When people see you in public, they probably think you're the impossible-to-get girl. The cliche Stacy. But behind closed doors, you're down-to-earth and a cool person to be around. You like playing vidya games sometimes and just chilling and watching Netflix. You've probably smoked pot or you still do. You're in a happy relationship, but he'll likely not appreciate you enough. He'll cheat on you and you'll finally realize how scummy us guys are. You won't date again for years and years, but you'll meet an amazing guy in a coffee shop. You'll mature a bit, settle down, and live with him happily for the rest of your life.

>>690497688
You're a really cool dude. You always have your hair cut by a friend or family member and it comes out all weird. You can't seem to get rid of your acne either. Awesome personality and an interest in soccer (or futball. Amerifag here). You have a future of athleticism and once your face clears up, you'll find an amazing girl.

>>690500188
dammit... yea thats.. pretty on point
>7
>insane when I get the chance

is that bad? I like going off the walls

>>690500374
Well, since you asked...

I have a very addictive personality, I still chainsmoke weed even though I genuinely dislike the way it makes me feel at this point because it simply has become routine and I'm used to it, change terrifies me. It's the same with these, they were fun at first and now I don't know why I make them, I genuinely get no enjoyment out of them.

Since I took the time to write all that out, any psychfags that know why the fuck I might do this? I've been this way my whole life, it makes me feel so abnormal and at times insane.

>>690500188
Ugay?

>>690500889
Nah man that's cool, you just like to entertain people, no prob

>>690499630
Wow so wise, and yet here you are posting on /b/

>>690500198
lmao samefag

>>690500944
Nope

File: giphy (32).gif (2 MB, 271x272) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 271x272

>>690500716
>blood rushes to my cheeks
which cheeks?
You decide

>>690500188
So....

>>690501499
Soooo what

File: image.jpg (2 MB, 2448x3264) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 2448x3264

>>690501139
Yeah? No.

File: 1466280662854.jpg (80 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

80 KB, 1280x720

>>690500517
>cant have biological kids
holy shit are you ok? Is it one of those things that you were born with or... did something happen?

File: 1464679577246.png (359 KB, 521x482) Image search: [Google]

359 KB, 521x482

>>690486232

>>690500892
Oh yeah im the same ya dumb ass, I bet half these kids are. Ive been coming here for years just because its what i do. Hate it so much but thats my nature, i just work around it how i can.

>>690501804
SHES A TRANNY YOURE NOT GOING TO FUCK HER STOP TRYING FUCK OFF

>>690501839
SPADURMAH
SPADURMAH
DOES WHATEVER A SPADERMAN CAH

>>690501931
This guy is so mad he cant butt fuck right now.

>>690501601
At the risk of angering you, I have an honest question. Now I understand Jesus was cut; do you share that particular quality with him?

File: 51TDlDN4yuL._SX298_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg (40 KB, 300x465) Image search: [Google]

40 KB, 300x465

>>690487715

9/10

>>690502076
yeah, it's a hard life.

>>690502205
And here we have come to the deal breaker.

>>690502205
roll trips and I'll tell you

>>690501839
Hairstyle like either
>>690501738
>>690499380
Then you'd be alright

>>690501804
Im ok but hrt makes you sterile sooo

>>690502384
Eh, doesn't seen more personal than your orientation or whatnot

Alex is a stupid nigger

>>690500517
Have you tried having missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation?

You know, instead of whatever freaky shit you like?

File: .No name (219).jpg (157 KB, 852x1041) Image search: [Google]

157 KB, 852x1041

>>690500886
Part 6. I'm this anon^

>>690497891
You're a smart guy. You've found ways of illegally getting around the system, but in different ways. You always run proxies. You're pretty damn good with computers, but it's not your favorite to do. You made a business, but it's bullshit. You only made the business as a tax dodge for the government, and you just sit around while people do your work for you. You get paid doing things online sometimes, but it's never the same. Sometimes people want you to "hack" someone, sometimes people want inside info. You're not an asshole or a scumbag. You're just stone-hearted. A job is a job, after all.

>>690498110
You're the equivalent of a scene girl, but with a penis. But don't worry. It's a feminine penis.

>>690498205
You are literally a dog. You spend your free time shitting in funny places, licking your nuts, and barking at black people. You live a simple life but you wouldn't have it any other way.

>>690498647
You have the personality of a soccer mom. Watching how you eat, driving a minivan or maybe a prius for the environment. You are very lighthearted and sweet but nobody will ever know your worst secret. Your secret is that you are only interested in black guys.

>>690499109
You were once a pro athlete. You were doing cross country. A runner. You had your life and your dreams ahead of you. But one day, at the end of senior year, you tried coke to seem cool. You loved every second of it and you've been addicted ever since. It is now four years later, and you live alone in a small apartment, doing what you can do get another sniff.

>>690499175
You're pushed around a lot. You're not short, but you're a small build and people take advantage of that. You're a nice guy, but your confidence is a little low. But soon enough, you'll go to college and you'll get an amazing job. Perhaps as a medical scientist, researching cures for diseases. Maybe not. But you don't mind, because you're glad that you're happy with yourself.

File: giphy (37).gif (2 MB, 480x270) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 480x270

>>690502187

>>690501115
I'm wise? Thanks, haha. How so, if I may ask? :P

File: image.png (697 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]

697 KB, 640x960

FUCK ME GERRY

>>690502860
Fun fact like 80% of the sex i have is in the missionary possision

File: IMG_20160325_020749.jpg (542 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

542 KB, 1080x1920

>>690486232

>>690501149
Usure??

File: fufa.jpg (562 KB, 910x1244) Image search: [Google]

562 KB, 910x1244

holy shit-since when did /b/ become completely loaded with so many fully cucked low T males?

>>690502885
>>690498205
Gee thanks

>>690503189
Yup

File: Snapchat-7618068362694359833.jpg (241 KB, 720x1202) Image search: [Google]

241 KB, 720x1202

Hay

>>690503381
Borderlands 3

File: FB_IMG_1456331029298.jpg (31 KB, 584x960) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 584x960

>>690486232
Here we go

>>690502384
so the bible tells us Jesus is cut but it'd be too explicit for you to reveal whether you are yourself?

>>690499109
Omg u r cute give me your snapchat hot girl here

File: metanned.jpg (26 KB, 960x540) Image search: [Google]

26 KB, 960x540

sup normies

File: 2015-08-20 14.50.28.jpg (711 KB, 1080x1920) Image search: [Google]

711 KB, 1080x1920

I think I can take it...probably.

>>690503437
Gender bender?

File: image.jpg (122 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]

122 KB, 640x960

>>690503456
I see what you did there
Yes it's me, the so called 'Nick Wilde'
>too lazy to find post numbers

>>690503925
>Nick Wilde
bru you're nathan drake

>>690502885
Im clever, not smart.
I dont know the first thing about computers, not even slightly, but lots of people think i do.
I dont own a biz.
i am an asshole, and a scumbag.

But you wernt trying to tell me who i am, you are trying to tell me the same lies i tell other people, so i would agree with you.

>>690503850
Not today

>>690497341
I'm dead

>>690503925
wats your snapchat you seem cute

>>690503129
<3

>>690504360
No.

>>690501601
or is there a reason that particular issue is touchy for you?

>>690503793
>faces of /b/
>faces
>where is your face faggot

>>690504584
>>690504360
samefag levels: unbearable

>>690503793
Is that a lightskin with nice eyes I spy?

>>690497227
Meh, got some decent reads. You can drop the Chad part, cause I'm actually a 5'6 turbo manlet. Former fatty, been to the gym to lose weight and now it's habit. Wouldn't wish bullying on anyone, people gotta let other people do their own thing you know? Your right about wanting more than money/girls/fame, I'm hoping to spend my life helping people, as an EMT and then moving into something else after burn out.

File: image.png (710 KB, 640x960) Image search: [Google]

710 KB, 640x960

>>690504732

File: 600px-OB-npc-Sten_the_Ugly.jpg (105 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]

105 KB, 600x600

>>690496939

Well /b/, every moment of this thread was genuinely unbearable. Here's a salute to what once was...

File: image.jpg (20 KB, 325x216) Image search: [Google]

20 KB, 325x216

>>690504923