they're both shit tbh

>>690481349
So you're deciding between a golden gaping open pussy, and two neon pink cock-sucking skulls.
Noice

>>690481677
>dubs
if those were trips it would have been top kek

skulls r ghey

>>690481349
I can't imagine why you are poor. Judging from this thread, you make very pragmatic decisions with your money.

>>690482348
lol

B

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Hey /b/

I'm a poor idiot.

I want one of these bongs. The one on left is rasta tripod, the one on the right is UV salt.

I can only buy one.

Trips decide which I buy.

>>690484566
Rasta tripod

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>>690484816
i was trolling, they both mine.

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>>690484566
This looks more your speed

>>690484566
Rasta is for fucking faggots.

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>>690484991
i bet you own five, sorry not into faggy shitmongering things like you are.

>>690485409
>Declares anon a faggot
>Posts pic proving what a complete faggot he is
You're good at this

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>>690485409
Found your Facebook page

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>>690485726
lol, im a faggot? kid you wish you had even one of the rigs in that pic, those are 2 legit dabbuchinos, a rasta tripod with 9 opals, a space ship with an alien in it and 2 opals a dwreck collab hitman oil drum with crushed opal and sand blasting and my fucking salt, i bet youre so mad because you do actually smoke out of that dick bong, because its all you can afford.

>calls me gay
>literally has dicks saved on this computer
>logic

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>>690486311
>furiously searching for pictures of men sucking cocks trying to prove someone richer than him is a faggot
>TOPKEK

>>690486355
>>690486909
Samefag

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>>690486909
>Rich
That is some premium kek anon
Guy lives in a basement with his bongs and seven roommates. Your threshold for rich is shit tier. Also, found your bong.

>>690487403
are you ACTUALLY retarded, thats not samefagging, of course its me, i posted my bong, and then a close up. you are actually fucking retarded arent you? samefagging is when you reply to yourself or your own thread pretending to be someone else. leave /b/. now.

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>>690488177
>Get off my /b/!!!! I've been here since 2015! I own bongs! I have pictures of them! I'm not a samefag!
Found some more for you

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>>690488177
Nice selfie

>>690487689
dont try to mirror your life on mine kid, we arent all basement dwelling fuckheads, around my location we dont even have basements.

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>>690488744
This is now a penis bong thread

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>>690488744

>>690488462
>not knowing what samefagging is
>thinks his cockbongs offend me
>laughing at this kid because hes actually searching through cocks looking for pics trying to make fun of someone much better off than him

if i took a lightsaber pic, i would still be way cooler than you.

>>690481349
>Trips decide which I buy.

roll thread = permaban

>>690488884
>calls me gay
>"This is now a penis bong thread"

kid i cant even stop laughing please go on. keep proving what an ACTUAL FAGGOT you are.

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>>690489193
I actually am just entertained by the fact that you have to respond to every post, you're that impotent that you MUST reply. You can not allow for any post to go unanswered. Prove me right faggot. I love being proven right. I know you will.

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>>690484958
Stop posting your fucking $5k bong all over /b/ nobody gives a fuck dude. We get it you spent a lot on it. Good for you. I'm tired of seeing it though.

>>690489799
Finally, some truth

>>690489799
Lmao... Those price tags are easy to come by... Newfag trolling.

>>690489470
>>690489588

So easy to shut a faggot up kek

>>690490157
it actually is a 5k bong tho, look into salt an akio of team japan. toplel; but yes i liek to piss people off and troll sometimes its just TOOOOOOOOO EASY i literally just post it and two or three comments.

>>690481349
they're both fucking gay OP it doesn't matter which one you buy you'll still be a god damned faggot

>>690490157
It's not about the price. I really don't care how much he paid. Im just tired of him spamming this fucking board with pictures of his dumb ass bong.

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>>690490413
oh loook its the poorfag thinking hes won again, let me just take another dab from my five thousand dollar smoking apparatus and continue to laugh at him while he posts pictures of cocks but SWEARS im the faggot. i bet even my lowest quality smoking device is finer than yours you broke ass bitch.
>inb4 faggot proves me right by claiming no pics or saying some other bs

>>690489193
I officially own you faggot. Those bongs are mine now. You can keep the dick ones you poor faggot.

>>690490701
how is this different than any other image you see fifty times of traps or ponies, at least this is cool not cocks and gayfur threads. youre the definition of cancer i get people to post heady glass, all you do is google cock bongs

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>>690491047
Kek

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>>690490608
Look man I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. It's a nice bong and all. But I just honestly don't care about it. I just don't want every thread I see to have a picture of that bong. Surely you can see where I'm coming from?

>>690491302
I wasn't the cock bong guy dude

>>690491183
lol poorfag thinks he owns me
doesnt even own one nice thing
do explain you autistic knuckle dragging pie fucker, how do you "officially own me"

>>690491700
didnt say you were, just asking, why hate my bong? you see dicks reposted, trap threads and other pony bullshit posted so why fucking hate a piece of art that ive gone out of my way to make look nice to post in stoner threads. posting with content i actually own instead of being a faggot pulling shit off google.

>>690491047
>won
Your insecurity is truly sad. Now I almost feel bad. This is all you have. Here, you feel like somebody. When you leave your house, you are society's bitch. A total cuck. Can't believe I didn't realize earlier. Gay and retarded is no way to have to go through life, I apologize for having fun at your expense anon. Enjoy your penis bongs.

>>690491922
Actually you did say he was. Own it faggot.

>>690491613
>i have hired a team of 1337h4xx0rz to trace your ip and find every thread you are in and post this bong because we have discovered it annoys you, we will continue to do this until you go insane and kill your family, being sent to the slammer. then we claim victory in the name of penisbong, we are penisbong, we do not forgive, we do not forget.

>>690491922
I'm not trying to bash you or your bong at all man. I'm just saying maybe don't post it all the time. I mean why do people hate all the traps, dicks, and fur fags? Because they spam it every fucking where! I mean don't you want people to appreciate that work of art instead of be annoyed by it? They would actually enjoy it and compliment you on it if you just cut it back a little

>>690492410
Underrated post

>>690492183
okay im high as fuck, i may have said that for certain because i read what i said, but fuck, youre both fucklords hating on a bong you cant afford.

They both look like shit. I have a better necklace idea for you - a noose

>>690492639
cause i remember the old 4chan.
i still have roots on /b/
thats why im a troll with my bong. its so easy to piss people off, yes it is 5k, yes its mine, but people will get mad about anything, i have too much free time so why not troll it up high as fuck its hilarious how much steam i can blow off arguing with morons on the internet

>>690491047
You are one big fucking cringe dude. I'm offering advice, pretend like that argument never happened

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>>690492711
Easy there cowboy. No reason to be hostile. I'm trying to be a /b/ro and just tell it to you straight.

>>690491047
Someone cap this convo for a cringe thread

>>690492711
Not hating on any bongs. I couldn't give a fuck about bongs. Also, why would you assume someone couldn't afford it?

>>690493141
still havent proved you own one thing of value, clearly underage, get the fuck outta here keyboard warrior

>>690493466
I'm not the one who you were arguing with. Im just the guy who stood there and watched two nerds go at it

>>690493268
because statistically most people cant drop 5k on a piece of art/glass

>>690493141
>>690493466
Now arguing with other anons about money. Kek.

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>>690493466
Dude why are you trying to fuck with everybody? Nobody is trying to be a dick. Just chill out mane. No need to be so wigged out.

>>690493927
>nerd
>professional drug addict
pick one.

>>690494202 i never argue with people i dont know.

>>690494314
Fuck outta here eith that nerdy internet lango nerd.

>>690481349

it looks fucking creepy and edgy you bitch

>>690494198
Since you are a master of statistics, what is the median income of a poster on /b/? Also, perhaps you might understand people spend their money on things other than bongs?

>>690484566
pay for some rehabilitation or buy one of the cock bongs so you stop being a faggot
>not cockbong dude

>>690494392
I beg to differ. Btw, I'm anon. I believe you go by faggot, yes? Now that we're acquainted, stop sucking so much cock.

>>690494754
Cockbong dude left a while ago

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Itt anons faggotry runs amuck and shows why he has no friends but his priceless bong

>>690494260
>post my bong
>kid literally posts a dick as a bong and says its more my speed
"chill bro nobody is trying to be a dick"
seriously you nigger? you can NOT be this dumb

>>690495699
Bong dude is seriously irritated. Cockbong dude mission accomplished.