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Who would you want to become the new James Bond?
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Who would you want to become the new James Bond?
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Jeremy Clarkson
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Will Smith
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>>690464336

best bond ever
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Tbh, Connery and Brosnan were the absolute best bonds, they had that brawny but chique/gentle quality, Craig on the other hand... Liked the movies, but a shitty bond overall.
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>>690465165
>>690465165
but hes black
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Daniel Craig's head is shaped like a retarded peanut.
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The guy from The Hobbit flicks. Dunno his name but he's English
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Johnny Vegas. He is white. He is British. Has charisma.
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Hardy for another Craig-Bond. Lewis for a new Brosnan-Bond.
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>>690465165
Will Smith bond movie: From africa with aids.

The man with the golden watermelon.

The spy who raped me

Octonigger

The welfare is not enough
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>>690463973
Tom hardy
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>>690463973
give it to that black actor.

It has been ten years since bond has fucked and forgotten some broad, and it has been ten years since I have given a fuck about the show
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>>690466538
Nigga, Tom Hardy fits the scruffy, tough guy types, he looked good in the legend movie as the shaven brother, but still won't do as Bond.
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>>690466213

fucking kek
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Barry Chuckle
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Hugh Laurie.
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>>690464336
Followed by Chris Evans, killing the franchise.
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>>690467338
this tbh
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>>690467659
One of the ugliest cunts of GoT. Like most Main character Females, including her older sister and Sam's Fuckslave
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Mike Meyers
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Daniel Day Lewis.

You know you want it.
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>>690468412
I think we just want a "gangs of new york" themed James Bond series.
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>>690463973
Hugh Jackman.
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Simon Pegg.
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>>690468189
I think he has the acting chops to pull it off actually lol transferring enough gravitas into his scenes to get the audience not to laugh as soon as he showed his face would be the hardest part but if they could do it it'd be a pretty epic fucking performance lol

007 films are my favorite but he's not a tough character to play :(
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>>690466528
Absolute kek
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Stephen Hawking
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>>690468871
Nought nought seven m8. Ribena, shaked not stirred. Fanx m8.
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>>690469974
He's irish. If anything he would be a bond villain. Irish and english don't get along.
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>>690468670
Might as well pick Adam Sandler
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>>690463973
Hubbel Palmer
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>>690469076
Next Bond villain, maybe
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>>690470284
He's still from the UK though, and he has a good english accent
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>>690468670
Not sure having someone best known for Bond parodies would fit as Bond
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>>690467550
SJW detected
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Mike Myers.
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>>690464336
Top Gear does James Bond. I would watch it.
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In all fairness the best choice IMHO, Elba will get it tho...
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Next Bond will be woman.
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>>690471843
Next Bond will be the last then
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>>690471843
no it will be a nigger
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>>690467550
Fuck yourself
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>>690470914
I'd like him as a bond villain more. but I can't see what's going to happen after craig, because unless they get fassbender, the style can't be the same. It's only going to get more cheesey, or derivative.
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>>690471943
Craig should be the last Bond.
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>>690472103
I hope not. It would be ending a great series on a low note. They should go back to the old chauvinistic Sean Connery sort of Bond imo
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>>690465679
underrated
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>>690471943
If it was a woman then this is the best option. Make her a lesbian AND a gritty bitch, and go as fucking intense on the sex scenes as they do the action parts it will be a guaranteed success
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>>690471819
Idris already turned it down retard
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>>690472529
I'll skip over the retard part cuz that's actually good news, can't find sauce tho, care to help?
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Frost. Nick Frost.
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>>690470914
1: Ireland is NOT part of the UK. 100 years of rebellion and bloodshed says so.
2: Brosnan is Irish too
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>>690463973
Me
No experience acting, but I could do with the money
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>>690469008
second
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>>690467550
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jason statham. maybe in a connery wig
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>>690472898
he's from Northern Ireland, last time I checked it's still part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
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>>690471240

He's the only Britidh actor we've got left who could even attempt to pull off James Bond.

Literally the only unBondlike thing about him is skin colour. So we either use him or put a shit-tier actor in and James Bond dies as a film series.
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>>690467550
My nigga. Voice, physique, sexiness. What's not to like?
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>>690471843
Bond dies, his wife Jane Bond takes over. Fights spectres and ghosts.
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>>690472898

He's from Northern Ireland you stupid cunt.

Do 5 seconds of research on Google.
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>>690472940
Eddie Murphy hasn't had a good film in ages
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Christian Bale?
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>>690466577
This.
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>>690473080
I don't think Brits buy into that stuff as much as Americans
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After watching Luther, I think he'd make a decent Bond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTZvxT03y1U
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>>690473325
>>690473135
People in NI can chose to have an irish passport or British passport. It's a contested state and will continue to be contested. Neeson identifies as Irish, also is of irish descent
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>>690469008
This
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>>690466766
Idris Elba. Good choice.
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>>690463973
Dalton > Connery > Craig > Moore > Brosnan > Lazenby
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>>690473769

Only if you were born on or after Jan 1st 2005.

Which is besides the point of Mongo over there claiming Northern Ireland isn't part of the UK.
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>>690463973
Rick Astley
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>>690473135
Northern Irish law dictates he can declare Republican or British and have the respective passport. Since hes catholic and not protestant, he declared Republican. But the stupid British try take us and say we're theirs unless they lose. They done it when Northern Ireland lost in the euros in their first game and gave them a Republican flag on sky news even though they had God save the Queen as their national anthem.
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>>690473178
No, it doesn't, before you go off on a rant the series was never about good actors even if it got a couple, you don't need a fucking thespian... Daniel craig is the best example but Pierce Brosnan stands outs as well. You do need a guy with poise, Elba would do major damage to the series however much fanfare and celebration his casting may bring.
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>>690463973
Henry cavill or Michael fassbender
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Trump. Donald Trump.
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I'd say either Matt Smith or Arthur Darvill
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>>690473769
It's not contested. The UK claims it and no other country does. Despite what most people think, the RoI doesn't claim NI and polls there show the Irish public don't want NI as part of there country either.

Texas being part of the US more disputed tbh
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>>690474207
>>690474326
Also, northern Ireland was a state created through gerrymandering against the wishes of the vast majority of irish citizens. Partition there should be removed immediately
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>>690474195
>Dalton > Connery > Craig > Moore > Brosnan > Lazenby

thats a sensate opinion. this is often too hard to judge, for instance Brosnan has probably the best bond film and also the worst.
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The king!
>/thread
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>>690474195
Who is that director?
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they'll probably make him gay or black.
i propose julian clary
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>>690463973
if dubs next Bond is a woman or black man
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>>690474944
In the referendum held in NI, 99% voted to stay British. If you want that to change you need to convince at least 50.01% to vote to become Irish. Good luck with that.
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>>690474306
fucking kekd
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>>690474326
Nonetheless he was born British and is therefore a natural born citizen.
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>>690474195
Yep, with you 100% on this. Not enough love for the gritty Dalton version
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Michael Rosenbaum
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Here's the thing a lot of people migh be missing on the Elba thing, Bond is a series whose main protagonist stands in as a middle aged everyman's fantasy. He's a Brit, yes, but that's alright since the UK tends to be preceived as a sofisticated country, by Westerners at least, which is fitting for the character. You make it a black man and a lot of that instinctive appeal is gone, I'm very glad so many of you can relate to a character regardless of skin color (that is, look at him as a cool version of you) but most middle aged and older white guys can't. There goes viability and the box office for much the same reasons you might inspire a black guy or two in some inner city hell to go to college and a lot of street thugs to own something as unpractical as a tux... It isn't just Europe and English speaking countries but Latin America and Eastern Europe as well. I don't think Africa would make up for the losses if it becomes wildly popular in there. Bond is a model for middle aged and older men (and some dorky kids) you want to ignore that on the name of "but we are more mature than that" go ahead.
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>>690463973
The next Bond will be a woman.
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>>690475917
>>690476150
>>690476532
>>690476814
wat
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We all know who would be the best.
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>>690476979

>UK tends to be preceived as a sofisticated country

Nigga after perceiving UK tourists, sophisticated is last thing folks think about them. Loud amerifats are pinnacle of culture compared to 'em.
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>>690477180
he's like some kind of man/egg hybrid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kHmbZTvyI
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>>690475147
How can any of the Brosnan films be the best or the worst?
How is the worst Bond film not A View to Kill or Octopussy?
GoldenEye is clearly the best of the Brosnan films and has aged horribly.
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some nigger or mudslim terrorist or pablo who mows my lawn
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>>690476883
Fine actor, did a fantastic job portraying Lex Luthor, but... not British.
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>>690477873
moonraker is the worst.
moore started of great but they got camper with each movie.
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>>690466528
KEK
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>>690478180
does he have to be british? as long as he does a decent english accent i'll accept any nationality as bond
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>>690477981
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>>690477596
For guys who think it's cool to type in ebonics that might be, but the point stands. For such a small nation the UK has produced an extraordinary number of men who are very much admired and there is still some prestige to its former role as an Imperial power (however misguided you may feel this to be) the idea of Brits as the ultimately civilized person is as much a part of global culture as Americans as cowboys, the French as arrogant or Mexicans as violent, however obsolete or not those stereotypes may be. Imagine a Brit playing Clint Eastwood's roles or Bond with a deep South accent... Not saying that stereotypes are right but they do exist.
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Tom Hardy
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>>690473709
You know nothing, James Bond.
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>>690472848
He'd actually be pretty good in an Austin Powers reboot.
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>>690478206
I have a hard time watching any of the Lazenby or Moore films.
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>>690471171
great in that new movie with ryan gosling but hes fat as fuck now. not bond material
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>>690478968
Not a bad choice but I like Clive Owen better if we are going for a tougher Bond.
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>>690464336
Jeremy Clarkson would be great but if the movie was more of a comedy
Perhaps he could be a serious bond but I feel like it would be much more effective as a comedy
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>>690465165
An American? In my James Bond?!
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>>690464336
Only if James May is Q
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>>690479654
Bond doesn't work as comedy even if some of the older films do come off as campy today. Try watching the original Casino Royale.
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>>690466155
Martin Freeman?
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>>690473325
lol northern ireland isnt a nationality. You declare british or irish. brosnan and neeson claim republic. as for the part, i think liam is too old. hardy, fassbender or that guy from bob/homeland. Or maybe cillian murphy - thinking of peaky blinder actors.
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>>690467550
Anybody but a nigger
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>>690479964
I'd fuckin pay double to see that.
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>>690479636
I feel that Hardy would have more charisma though
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If they were going to do more of a Dolton Bond though (which I'd love) Michael Fassbender would be a perfect choice.
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