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Thinking of starting smoking /b/.
May start with pic related, how is it when i first start? Also how the fuck do i get over being scared of cancer and shit. I wanna smoke but it terrifies me. Smokers general thread.
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18+
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>>690462678
Im 19 fag.
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Bump?
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Grow your own tobacco and roll premium quality cigarettes at a fraction of the cost, the curing, cutting and packing.is all part the fun, get some seeds and get smoking.
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Camels will kick your ass. I recommend a lighter cig and working your way up to stronger cigs or else you won't enjoy it. Also, maintain self control, no more than 2 or 3 cigs a day, lest you become a 2 pack a day guy with a hole in his neck.
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>>690463701
Too much work while in collage. I want it to relieve stress not cause it
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>>690462550
Stop being a faggot and smoke if you want to smoke, I smoke these, they're one of the cheapest brands that don't taste like complete shit
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you could start with camels blue, they're okay
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>>690463898
Thats my issue, i can control myself no problem, i just dont wanna end up like that. If not camel blues then what do you think i should try?
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>>690462550
kek fucking retards
>smokin in 21st century
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>>690464185
hahahahah xd rofl
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>>690462550

i smoke a pack of those a day,
it's fucking retarded
you won't be cool
you won't look older
you won't get a manlier voice
you'll pay $6 a day to kill yourself slowly and smell like shit
everyone else will quit smoking
you won't
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>>690462550
Tastes like shit, smells like shit, expensive, addictive, poisonous. There are no positives, only your fucked up image, but then again, it's your choice.
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My friendly advice is not to start smoking.
Source: smoker trying to quit
Haven't smoked in a month and it's so hard.
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>>690464177
I started with the camel crushes. They were mediocre, with no burn or harshness. After a while I got bored of it and went on to Marlboro Reds. Pretty good all around with a bit of a sting.
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>>690463898

>Camels will kick your ass
>Camels
>Camel lights

my god
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>>690464448
>>690464483
>>690464538
Yeah like 2 or 3 cigs a day are gonna be that bad.
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>>690464762
Lol the thing is maintaining a 2 to 3 cigarette habit is nearly impossible, that's how I started out but I'm up to half a pack now
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>>690462550
this is so pathetic i don't even know where to begin
sure go and start smoking my god
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>>690462550
i dont even
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>>690463898
>no more than 2 or 3 a day.
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Smoke weed if you're gonna smoke anything at all. Smoking anything is bad tho
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>>690464918
Ill be able to maintain it no problem.
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>>690462550
its like there is a monster and everyone is trying to run away and then there's this faggot called OP tryin to suck its dick
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>>690465176
lol you keep telling yourself that
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>>690464177
>i don't wanna end up like that.
Literally don't start smoking, it's a retarded idea, and if you're that much of a ambition curious individual, I would recommend smoking hookah, shisha and a bowl session is a lot more "fun" than just smoking a cig. Careful though when first time smoking hookah because you will get very light headed from carbon monoxide poisoning, so take it slow
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>>690465265
Isnt one hour of those like 60 cigs?
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>>690462550
smoking's probably the most retarded thing you can possibly do, aside from killing yourself. hell, you're essentially killing yourself already once you get hooked after the first one, cancer among a fuckton of other problems and all.
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>>690462550
smoking is bad for you and makes you unattractive you should not smoke ok
god bless op
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Nigguh dont.
>not cool
>smells like shit
>gives u cancer
>expensive
Go spend that money on weed or a pipe or howewer u amerifags call it,"hookah" was it ?
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>>690465265
>smoking hookah
it's actually way worse than cigs
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For starters don't buy shitty ass Camel. I regularly smoke Marlboro Blacks, and if i want something nice I buy Dunhils. Ive smoked for about 2 years now, still don't have cancer. Youre probably not going to get cancer.
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>>690463913
smoking is going to make you a million times more stressed
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>>690465614
pipes and hookahs are totally different things you moron
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I smoke fools like you on the basketball court.
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>>690465427
All the fucked up carcinogenic shit gets filtered throught the water m8.Its 100x healthier than cigs.
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Listen kid,
I smoked for 20 years. It came close to killing me. I stopped 4 years ago and am now running marathons.
It's one of the biggest regrets of my life. I wasted the athleticism of my youth and tens of thousands of dollars.
Don't do it.

Ecstasy is much more fun. Try that.
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Use a pipe fam. Tastes better, it's cleaner, and you'll gain the reverence of hipsters and LotR and Homestuck fans everywhere
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my nan smokes like 5-6 fags a day and her house fuckin stinks mate
gotta wash my clothes after i visit
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>>690465742
>>690465427
Bullshit, give me something to back up those claims
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>>690465176
that's not the issue.
why even force this upon you?
i could maintain shoving a cactus into my anus once a year, why even begin that shit? you're literally paying money for nothing, instead of wasting that money for burning shit buy a lottery ticket anytime you want to smoke.
i will never understand you degenerates.

smoking is like anti lottery = you already lost money purchasing it but you might end up with something much worse.

lottery is the real thing = if you're really that desperate at least buy that shit, pay lots of money for an impossible chance of getting rich but at least the price you might get is gigantic and good. you're life would be a dream instead of a nightmare.
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>>690466093
I smoke but I think smoking inside is absolutely disgusting I'd never do that shit
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>>690462550
Just don`t honestly do exercise or some shit like that don`t fuck up your lungs, also it affects you on getting boners this is some honest shit nobody will tell you so if you want to be a limp dick start smoking.
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>>690462550
Anon, just kill yourself now. It's way cheaper and you won't be a burden to anyone ever again.
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The only way you can maintain smoking to "relieve stress" is if you bum a cigarette or two while drinking once a week.

If you smoke out of habit you'll be way more stressed on average and basically any time you're not smoking

Being an alcoholic is probably a smarter choice
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>>690462550
don't smoke. someday you'll want to quit, and it'll be fucking hell. otherwise you'll die a slow and painful death, and it'll be fucking hell.
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>>690466010
Halfway house retard on a bike.

I've been smoking 4 years & it's just a mindset you get yourself in. I don't enjoy it I've been trying to quit for about 3 months and always start again when my anxiety kicks in. It's lame unless you wanna cough black shit up for years
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>>690465948
Kekd
>>690466217
Yeah never smoking inside. Thats nasty.
>>690465867
1v1 me scrub
And for all those saying the smell is horrid i actually like it and so does the gf.
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Also,if you do start after all,dont go for camels.Most disgusting shit i ever tasted or smelled.Even fucking lucky strikes are better.
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>>690466093
use to smoke at home but didn`t smelled so fucking bad when I did it now if I smoke even one just cigarrete room smells awful, plus I feel my mouth like shit the next day, if I have visit that smokes I tell them to blow the smoke outside the window.
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>>690465265
>hookah
ma nigga!
i smoke hookah about 2-3 times a year. sometimes i meet with a couple of friends and we go to a cafe and order one.
amazing taste, doesn't stink, order some drinks and have a nice time. that's it.
decent anons are so rare, mate. fuck OP. he's an idiot or simply bait.
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smoke weed you fucking dumbass if anything
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>>690466614
smoke inside is disgusting eh
guess where it goes when you breathe it in
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>>690462550

i started with camels when i first started smoking, switched brands when they made the pack art look like complete shit. camel turkish jade was probably the best cigarette i've ever had in my life.
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I'm glad I'll never be as retarded as OP
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You said it yourself, if you smoke it will fuck up your lungs and give you cancer. Pro tip: don't smoke
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>>690462550
I smoked for ten years don't do it op
Fucking expensive chest hurts every morning and they're a sonofabitch to quit once you've started
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>>690462550

Smoker here, ruined my life so far. So I guess good luck?
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>>690467531
My life was ruined a long time ago so i dont think theyll make it worse.
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>>690467124
This
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>>690464404
>hahahahah xd rofl
i crie everitiem
youre a joke to me faggot
go ahead and smoke
i feel superior and you're a cocksucking idiot
i am better than you
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>>690467124
/thread
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>>690462550

i cant remember why i started smoking, but fuck is it a dumb ass fucking "hobby"
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How much does a pack of camel blues cost in Missouri does anyone know?
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I like cigarettes they're cool and I get a lot of chicks because everyone knows bitches like the taste of ashtray
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Please don't start smoking you faggot. there's nothing to gain and it's the hardest fucking thing to get rid of once you start.

>Smoker since 16- worst decision I ever made
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>>690467807

>i am better than you

I was with you until this part
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>>690466761
I enjoy most flavor sad well, and I have a buddy that pretty much uses his everyday, but he's not a health fanatic or anything so it's not a big deal for him but i usually do it once a month or so, I enjoy the airy light headed feeling accompanied with it as well with a drink, it's nice for just relaxing
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me now, op
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>>690467656
You are such a Faggot.
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>>690462550
I wouldn't worry about dying. That's gonna happen anyway. I've known so many people who've died in perfect health. I'd focus on living instead.

Generally, I'd say doing what makes you happy is a good investment of your time. But smoking seems pretty costly for what you actually get out it. Probably don't do it. Even if it's only for ROI purposes.
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>>690462550
Dont start smoking tobacco. Crack is much better and you most likely wont get cancer
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I started with Camel blue's. I then progressed down to Newports, Camel Crush and then Marlboro NXT.

Honestly, it's not worth getting into. I'm glad I quit, but I only quit with the help of weed. With cigs, you smell terrible for hours upon hours after smoking and your room will no lie smell like an ash tray after a while. Your pillow will smell like a bunch of old ass cigarettes.

Weed doesn't have any of those affects and you get a nice buzz from marijuana where as in cigs you only get a massive headache after smoking too many.

I smoked cigarettes for 3 years and weed for 2.

I am starting to get worried about lung cancer now because I can feel my lungs starting to become heavy and my breathing is slightly noticeable.
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>>690468379
bumming a cig while having a couple beers with friends on a saturday night is fine, smoking regularly and getting a habit will fuck you up
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You might look cool to some wanker or slut once or twice, then before you know it it's been four or five years and bam you start coughing and spitting up blood. Lung cancer, chronic bronchitis, heart starts giving you shit.

Don't start. No amount can future proof yourself against cancerous and shitty painful death. Not even one or two of the lights a day is safe.

Smoke weed. Weed won't kill you. Unless you forget to watch when you cross the street high or something. And weed is fun. Nicotine cravings aren't fun, they make you hate yourself.
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Smoke weed instead
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>>690462550
Stick to weed.
Live long and prosper.
Peace out.
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>>690468675
this guy has a point.
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>>690468699
>Weed doesn't have any of those affects

Fuck off, weed smokers smell like shit. You just get used to smells and don't notice them if you're always around them.

I'd rather stand next to a cigarette smoker than a stoner any day
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OP here. I live in Missouri, weed is illegal. Also i really only wanna smoke with my soon to be wife which is only 1 or 2 times a day. But do packs cost alot? I dont wanna pay 30 bucks for a small pack of cigs.
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>>690469213

Lol if you were to spot me working in my capacity, you would have no remote idea i smoked pot. i carry a gun at work and smoke there too.

check mate.
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>>690469356

are you 14? have you ever been to a gas station to get gas?

lol people who smoke cigarettes for no reason other than to fit in or impress a girl are worse than cancer and aids combined
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>>690469578
I could just smell your clothes from a mile away m8

pot fucking stinks
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>>690469789
what other reasons are there to start?
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>>690469789

i started smoking out of boredom in afghanistan when there was nothing to do but jack off to paper magazine porn and smoke ourselves into headaches inbetween firefights

then i quit because the shit is stupid as fuck

now i smoke weed
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>>690469789
Yes ive been to them christ.
I just wanna know how much they cost.
Im not doing it to impress her, im doing them because i want to.
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>>690462550
You'll have to smoke 2 packs per day for 10 to 20 years to get cancer.
Smoke calm, anon.
Btw at first you should buy some simple ciggs, like the ones that have the least amount of nicotine you can find.
Trust me, I started smoking Camel Filters (or Camel Yellow, idk), and it was fucking terrifying, I could barely balance my body to not fall down.
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>>690469948

bro trust me, you spot me, and you would be thinking the opposite

i would then carefully and skillfully avoid blame and place the blame on something else if someone were to say "hmm, something smells like weed around here"

>oh maybe it's blowing in from the breeze somewhere, odd
check mate
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>>690462550
>Thinking of starting smoking /b/.
why the fuck would you?
beleive me its a bad idea
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>>690470513
the problem with stoner logic is that it only makes sense to the stoner
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>>690470359
you're not doing them because you want to, but you're afraid of cancer?

did you know we all have cancer in our bodies and if you worry a lot about it you get it... with smoking cigs it is a guarantee

and packs are like $5.50 for 20 "class a" cigarettes in florida

they were .50 for 20 cigs in afghanistan

gotta love the mail
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>>690470808

ok pal, whatever you say mr straightedge cigarette smoking man
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>>690470838
Im gonna smoke for stress relief. 5 bucks aint bad, maybe lower here due to the tax being the lowest in the US.
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>>690462550
Look at him. Aren't you scared?
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If you want to smoke, I would just go with smoking weed. It's generally better for you, and won't make your breath smell like shit.
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>>690471486
this here
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It smells, don't be a whiny bitch about it. The world smells also because it's full of shit.
Smoking is not cool? Smoking is cool. Get over it. And now, get the fuck out of my face!
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>>690471361
that nigga doesn't give a fuck
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they raised the age to 21+ here in Cali recently LMAO
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>>690471361

He looks like his hospice is located in flavortown
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>>690471806
As long as it stays 18 in missouri ill be good. They seem to be raising age on alot of shit recently.
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fucking newfags are cancer man
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Smoke these OP. Best cigs
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>>690462550
don't faggot
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>>690472580
Those are fucking niggerettes
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>>690472864
Nig cigs are best cigs
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>>690472864
>niggerettes
Omg
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>>690467102
these are discontinued right?
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>>690472580
Nigger detected
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Smoke weed, not cigarettes you fucking kike. Nicotine addiction will end up killing you.
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>>690470505
my great grandma smokes a pack a day and she's 89. she's been a smoker for over 20 years too. L
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>>690473186
Not a nig but am from ny
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OP here gonna go pick up some camel blues now. May make anothwr thread tonight to let yall know how it goes
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I'm a sportsman, so I only smoke Adidas.
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>>690464010
See the guy on the box OP? Thats going to be you when you start smoking.

I mean I guess you wouldn't mind, its just another hole for someone to fuck right? Faggot.
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>>690472864
>>690473186
never seen a black smoking newports, if I was going to associate a brand with black people it'd be Kools but most don't smoke cigs and just stick to blunts/spliffs if they're going to have something with tobacco
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>>690464010
why are cigarette companies putting that on their own products? do they want to lose sales?
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