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So, I just stole this from someone's mail, and I'm
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So, I just stole this from someone's mail, and I'm at a loss /b/. What the fuck is this thing? I'm pretty it's a buttplug, and it was mailed from China apparently.
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>>690441484
its to apply make up bro.
like a brush... but its more like a sponge
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>>690441484
It's for applying makeup, nigger
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>>690441484
Ahh yes, it's for "makeup". Sister has a few
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makeup blending sponge you brain dead fucking autist
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>>690441484
It's a spongey butt plug
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>>690441629
So, can it be used as a buttplug?
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it's a beauty blender. return it, faggot.
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>>690441484
It's for applying makeup to nigger buttplugs, faggot.
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>>690441484
fucking postal thief

go fuck yourself
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>>690441761
Ahahahah fucking this
>4chan nigger autists steals buttplug shaped thing from mail for his own pleasure
>it's actually a makeup tool
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>>690441484
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
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>>690441484
It's for applying makeup inside your anus,,,, obviously
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>>690441847
So... I should probably put this in the ole rectum
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>>690441924
It's a sign OP. You're such a faggot that the universe is telling you to become a trap and giving you materials to do it with.
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>all these people recognizing make up applicators

holy shit. there are girls on /b/ now?
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Do it.
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Might as well give it to the owner, those sponges don't do shit. They're useless
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>>690442235
No, just trannies.
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OP here, I'm going to place this in my butthole
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>>690442269
Tits or gtfo
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As s punishment op should stuff it in his asshole dry or soaked in toilet water
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>>690442376
pics or gtfo
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>>690442235
crossdressers
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So what's the plan /b/? 69 gets request
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>>690442537
see >>690442387
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Stop stealing your not black kid.
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Like this?
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Looks good enough to eat
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>>690442235
Traps
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>>690443327
absolute madman
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>>690443467
Huh.
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>>690443327
>>690443467
Do it faggot
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>>690443467
blood?
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>>690443813
It's doo doo
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Timestamp faggot
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>>690443911
red doo doo?
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>>690444147
yes, op dun goofed, started eternal bleeding
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>>690443984
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>>690444229
RIP in piece OP.
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Just want to summarize this:

OP committed a felony, stole another person's mail. Then shoved it in his ass and posted the pictures online in a message board

Nice one
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>>690444357
damn he's going for it isn't he
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>>690444147
the lighting is bad in my apartment, it looks brown to me. I do have hemorrhoids though, so that may be possibru
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>>690444446
so close
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>>690443911
ka-ka
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>>690444357
Topkek the shit stains
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>>690444446
Off by 2 fuckboi
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>>690442235
Glad that question was answered
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>>690444444
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It's a makeup thing my sister uses it
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>>690442235
faggots
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>>690444668
of course it's on a fucking Loli thread
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re-package it and place it on your neighbors porch
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>>690444357
Cum on it
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>>690441484
its a makeup dabber
theyre worth like $1-$10

gz
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>>690444861
Rolling for this.
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>>690444900
Listen to dubs
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>>690441484
I got his fingerprints. Let's frame his ass.
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>>690444229
>eternal bleeding
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>>690442537
OP, post ending in 69 gets request
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>>690444446
Imagine the judge
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>>690444861
Roll for this
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>>690442235
You don't recognize it since you never had a girlfriend you faggot.
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first cum on it , then repack and give back

DO NOT leave fingerprints anywhere faggot
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>>690444861
I'll roll on this
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>>690444444
Test
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>>690445432
Nevermind, this one's better
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>>690445432
Yes the cum and ass blood will be good enough
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>>690445432
Rollll
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>>690445432
Rolling for this shit.
In anon we trust, for he may deliver
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>>690441913
this
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>>690441484
OP. Cum on it stick it in your ass. And then do space program and send it up with a balloon.
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>>690446062
but still plugged in butt :D
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>>690446311
Yea. Lot's of balloons anon
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>>690441484
Reported as a felony act. Enjoy you jail time and ass fucking. yes mail tampering is a felony.
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>>690446818
You can't prove i didn't buy this, and am just lying for attention. Faggot
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freeze it
use as buttplug
thaw it
return it
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>>690447100
You admitted to it in a digital forum and that is all it takes.. The disclaimer on protects the forum owner, not the posters. That admission has been screen capped and sent as well.
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>>690447100
what a fucking newfag
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>>690447100
so u just shoved a buttplug up ur ass for attention ??

nice one dude , when r u coming out ?
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>>690446818
>>690447100
>>690447294
I too am about to report this. Have fun in the booty house OP. I know you will, for you are a faggot.
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>>690446818
>>690447294
stfu retard
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>>690447100
Denial is always the first sign of guilt.
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>>690441801
Like a really fluffy one yes
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>>690444946
More like $1-$3
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>>690443327
Gay
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>>690447294
I admit I killed 200 women and keep them in my basement. Send the cops
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>>690448094
STFU, your just trying to be more edgy than the OP and you fail.
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>>690448094
Done.
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>>690448094
kek , can i cum see them ?
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>>690444861
roll
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>>690444861
role ing
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>>690448500
rinwar
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>>690448500
>>690448600
wow le doble dobles
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>>690447294
Sent where? I can see it on your mother's phone. Are you trying to tattle? She's gettin an assblasting for your misgivings
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>>690441801
Any thing is a butt plug for the willing
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>>690447467
>>690448664

Looks like we have a pussy in this bread

What a fucking faggot
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>>690444357
Cum on this fucking thing and show me pictures already!
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>>690448664
Was not aware you where into Necrophilia... You sick little perv.
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>>690447294
lol what a fag
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>>690446818
fags everywhere
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>>690448500
wingar
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>>690442235
homofaggots
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>>690442235
also people with mothers/sisters/girlfriends/wives
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>>690449132
So you fucking my dead mother as well?
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>>690444768
>this kills the loli
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>>690450188
Perfecto
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>>690441484
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way cause is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt the popular people the ugly way and has to hurt the attrative loser people the ugly way and doesnt hurt the popular people if cant hurt the popular people the ugly way and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and has to hide that the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce on tv n music n pretty much everything like books or movies
and still try to hurt the popular people the ugly way
cause can hurt the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers can hurt the popular poeple and attrative popular people the ugly way cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and got rejected the popular people and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and smell like dog poop and get rejected by the popular people and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers n reddit that smell like shit like beyonce n is ugly is ugly and pathatic
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>>690441843
>>690441761
>>690441629
>>690441672

damn trolls.

its a butt plug op. show us pics
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>>690447294
reddit is trying to take the wheel
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>>690451512
Fuck I'm just trying to see cum on the buttplug thing
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