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My 14 year old brother just got this. Trips decides what do
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My 14 year old brother just got this.
Trips decides what do
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>>690431338
cum all over it
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>>690431338
Leave him alone
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>>690431450
yea cum all over it
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> Heaven's Lost Property

watching it now

trips and you watch it too
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>>690431338
soak the thing in hotsauce
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>>690431338
cum on him and the pillow
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>>690431450
>>690431542
Nah, cum inside it everyday until it builds up.
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burn it and post pic
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>>690431611
roll
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>>690431338
Let your mom to sleep with that pillow and then it will smell like your mom, then give it back to him.
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>>690431550
>>Heavens lost property
Its sora no otoshimono you unworthy prick

also, cum all over it and dont clean afterwards
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>>690431338
Leave him alone you fucking cunt.
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>>690431450
Rollerino
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eat it
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>>690431450
roll
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Take a fat shit on it
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>>690431338
Draw a moustache and beard on both sides
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cum on it
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>>690431338
Fill it with oranges, I don't give a shit if i get trips or not, just do it.
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>>690431338
step on the lego

(sorry anon)
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>kill some small animals
>Boil them on a stove then dump into a small kiddy pool
>put more animals in to the boiling mess
>Burn them down to the bones
>empty out and collect bones
>cut open body pillow and take out some of it's stuffing
>put bones in
>sew it back together
>??????
>Profit!
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shit on the other side and lay the shit face down in the bed
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write "cumslut" on her face with permanent marker and then cum all over it
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>>690431338
Steal it and make it your own
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gather your friends and take turns cumming on it
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>>690431843
Use something non washable
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>>690431338
Put a couple bars of soap in it and beat him with it ala private Pyle in full metal jacket.
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buy that outfit and wait for him on the bed when he gets home from school
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>>690431338
draw a mustache hehehehehe (^:
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>>690431949
This
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>>690431338
beat him with it. do your brother and your family a favor and know some sense into him before its to late
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>>690431338
Cut a hole inside and put dog shit in it
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>>690431949
sounds like a great plan
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>>690431338
Cut it open and shit in it so it won't show and let him sleep with your shit.
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>>690431843
>>690431843
Yes
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>>690431960
Heh this
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>>690431882
You cruel motherfucker, why does God allow sick fucks like you to exist
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>>690432069
roll
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>>690431338
write "trash" on it and set it on fire in front of him.
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>>690431450
Fuck it, I was going to say to leave it alone, but go ahead OP. Defile his waifu.
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>>690432081
This
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>>690411103
Burn it
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burn it on tinychat
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kiss it :3
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Decapitate, cut it up then jizz all over it. Roll
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>>690432210
this.....
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>>690431338
timestamp fag
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>>690431338
put it back.
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>>690431843
Yass
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Cum on it everyday for a month but try to do so without him noticing
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draw glasses and a moustache on her, also write fucking weeaboos somewhere
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>>690432060
This is probably the best thing to do, you dont want to see your little bro become an obsessed weeb. Get him into weed or something
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>>690431949
yep yep
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please make a grand bukkake and lay it on some random place in your flat
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>>690432272
reroll
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>>690431843
Rolling one last time
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>>690431493
>>690431763

hehe i found the pillow owners
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Put your dad's underpants inside it then show your dad and make him think your brother is jacking off to his underwear.
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ITS HIS WAIFU U UNDERSTAND HIS NOT YOURS SO FUCK OFF AND GET YOUR OWN WAIFU!
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>>690431493
Suspicious
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>>690432251
Second this cause why'd you have to be a faggot and destroy something your brother apparently wants.
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eat it
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>>690432272
roll
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Cum on it and show it to your mom saying "look what my brother did!"
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make a hole for the vagina and fuck it every day for the next week
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>>690431338
cum on it. pics and video.
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>>690432452
roll
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Sell it on Craig's list or burn, post results
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Roll for cum
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>>690432452
reroll
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>>690431450
This. You must cuck your weeb brother.
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Roll piss on it
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>>690432452
please do this
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>>690431338
>Has younger neet brother
Get him off that shit first or
>Fill with rocks
>Beat brother with it
>Burn all his NEET Weeaboo shit
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>>690431896
I cut myself on your edge jeez
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>>690432452
rollin
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>>690432251
reroll
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just draw a mustache with permanent marker
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First of. Go to Taco bell or other restaurants that make your shit liquefied, (if you have lactose intolerance drink a fuck ton of chocolate milk) then fill it up with Shit. Empty your nuts as many times as humanely posible on her face and write anons cum bucket on her
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Stuff it up your ass
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>>690431949
I still got hope for this
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>>690432400
this
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>>690431338
Shoot him pls.
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>>690431843
Rollercoaster
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>>690431338
Take a big nasty shit, use the pillow as floss and wipe your ass with it.
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Slap him and call him a faggot
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cum on her face and kiss it
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>>690432665
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>>690432131
I didn't expect anyone on this baby chat to really understand what I've been through
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>>690431843
reroll
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Don't cum on it... Cum INSIDE of it... Everyday for several months. Then after a month show him be like
>yeah fagit
>that's my semen
>my waifu now son
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>>690432788
Roll
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>>690432671
rolling for this one
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>>690431338
Call it a slut while you cum on its face. Dry it in the sun.
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Waste of trips here
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>>690431843
roll
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>>690431542
roolo
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Draw dicks and swastika's on it with a permamarker. Then cum on it.
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>>690431338
>buy a fleshlight
>cut hole in the middle
>stick fleshlight in hole
>show brother
cumming in it as a test drive is optional.
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>>690431550
Never finished it tbh.
>rolling
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Put mustard on it
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>>690432681
Bonus round, shit in a bag and hide it inside the pillow, while you use it as a cum towle from now on
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burn it .
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>>690432452
reeeeee
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piss on it
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>>690431843
do it fagg
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>>690432665
reroll
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Watch the series

[spoiler]Then cum on it [/spoiler]
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Draw a penis
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>>690431338
cum on face. leave on his bed.
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buy a furry dakimakura and replace it with that
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>>690433081
And by that I mean from now on to the day he gets rid of it
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>roll for cum
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Leave 20 dollars under it
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jizz and piss on it to mark your claim while your brother watches. screaming in horror. tell him "she's mine now.' establish dominance.
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Just let him play his nintendo mang
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>>690433202
reroll
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>>690433242
Roll
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refill w cocaine & call da police
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>>690431843
rolling for this
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>>690433242
Re roll
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Piss on it pls
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Draw a bubble of her saying
"Sorry, I love another one"
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>>690433332
Fml
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>>690433332
Holy shit off by one
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Kill yourself
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>>690433242
Roll Afghan
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>>690431757
Fucking weeaboos
If you stopped being such a faggot maybe your parents would let you live in their basement again
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>>690433214
Re roll
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>>690433202
roll
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>>690431338
Remove cover from pillow. Use unpicker if needed.
Get aTakeaway food container with a lid.
Shit in it then add a good amount of piss.
Use a plastic fork to mash it into a paste if it isnt sloppy enough add vinegar.
Place folded pillow gay case into bowl and stir thoroughly.
Closenlid, microwave for 3 minutez.
Shake container, place on lidded silver platter and present it to him at family gathering
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>>690433242
1
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>>690431338
encourage it. sealing the deal on his means of becoming a virgin wizard
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>>690433441
2
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>>690433202
check
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>>690433214
Re-roll
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>>690433332
This
>>690433242
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take pics of yourself humping in, then show brother
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>>690433242
This
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Write on "her" face in sharpie: "Get a life, Loser".
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>>690433117
You don't come here oft' do you
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>>690433242
Not gonna give up
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set it on fire and beat the living hell out of him with it while on fire
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>>690433332
"no"
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Fart into it every chance you get until he gets pink eye.
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>>690433242
Anything but this. Shit inside it
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take a dump on it
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>>690433202
Rollin nigga
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>>690433214
Fucking damn it. Roll
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>>690433242
Pls allah
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>>690433242
>20 dollars
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cum on then shove his face in it
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>>690433813
Roll
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>>690433214
ROLL
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>>690433691
draw big swastika on her face
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>>690433878
>>690433242
11
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Cum on it
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Put it in your parent's room along with a used (or at least an open) condom.
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just cum in it man
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throw it away
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Cum
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>>690431338
light it on fire for us to watch
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>>690433242
This lol
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>>690433871
ayy lmao
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Burn it
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Draw stuff on it to cater to extremely degenerate fetishes.
Bulge in pants, diaper, scat, etc.
Show it to your parents and say you're concerned about your brother.
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go kick him in the ribs for being a weeb
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>>690434038
>>690433242
Roll
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>>690434076

rolling XD
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>>690433081
Rolling
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Buy a dildo with suction cup
Cut a hole between the legs
Stuff suction cup of dildo into hole
Sow it up so dildo doesnt come loose
Parents find it
Find out brother is a faggot
Brother is now trap
Fuck brother
Good times
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>>690431338
Ejaculate on it and your brother when he's asleep cuddling with it. Post pics.
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Buy an onahole and put in an artifical pussy. Take pic and put it on wall in your house.
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>>690431338
shit on the face, put it into his bed

the clean side facing up
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>>690433242
>Leave 20 dollars under it
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>>690432811
Top kek
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>>690433202
Roll>>690433202
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>>690434094
Reroll
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>>690432452
Yeah I'm rollin for this
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cum on it, then lick all the cum clean off it
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Buy one too and become pillow brothers
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>>690431949
Rolling for this.
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>>690431949
go for it
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>>690431450
this
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>>690434131
Rerolling for burning it
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rip it apart in front of him and film his reaction.
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Burn it and post results
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>>690433242
Riggity roll, mang.
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>>690431338

Leave it and obey the sacred rule that dakimakuras are not to be hurt!
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>>690431338
Cum all over it.
Take a picture of your cum on it.
Draw on it with sharpie.
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>>690433202
Really tho this is the best option
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Leave it alone
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>>690434153
Or just do it up to the sowing part...
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Cum on it, burn it, cum again, put it on your brothers bed, watch how he gets pissed off and cry (record it) and then put it in your neighbour's front door.
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>>690432681
Roll
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>>690434227
roll for this lol
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Claim your dominance by fucking it in front of him
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jizz on her face then hit your brother in the head with it.
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>>690434297
Rolling
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cum in it everyday until he notices then say it was the dog
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>>690434303
Roll.
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>>690434297
No. All your nothing, you filthy nigger.
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Leave it on your front lawn and say that's what you thought it was for, then keep doing it every day for 5 years exactly.
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>>690434094
Rerolling
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>>690431338
my name is tobe keith
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>>690433978
roll
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burn that shit
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Put a knife, and a picture of your parents inside, then tell them. Video win.
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Give him 20 dollars
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>ops little brother has decent taste in waifus

also i'd cum on it
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>>690433202
trips get
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>>690434444
WINRAR

BUT A GAY ONE
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>>690434382
Op is a faggot but not a backwoods hick
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>>690434227
this
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>>690434444
Winrar
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>>690434444
>inb4 I SAID TRIPS NOT QUADS
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>>690434444
That counts, winrar.
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>>690434444
Quads wins it
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>>690434444
get
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>>690434444
Fuck you
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>>690434444
winrar
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>>690434444
Oh shit
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>>690434387
Why 5 years ?
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>>690434444
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
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Take a wicked diarrhea shit and don't wipe, then leave a huge Taco Bell bean burrito skidmark right down the middle of both sides of his pillowy waifu.

Also cum on it, as often as possible.

Also trips, bitches. Check 'em
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Cum on it, post time stamp
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>>690431338
Commit seppuku
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>>690434444
that's good idea
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>>690434498
>Technically trips is contained inside quads
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TRIPS ARE NOT QUADS NIGGERS

BURN THAT GAY ASS PILLOW OP!
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>>690433333
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Cum on the face
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Rolling for burn it in case quads dont count
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cum on it
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>>690434444
YESYESYES
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Eat nothing but bad pad tahi for a week. Take a shit on day 7 and try to put one solid brown line down the pillow by whipping your ass without using your hands. (Its ok if you miss because this should be done in his room.)
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Set up video camera. Cut out her face. Get completely naked. Get inside pillow. Align face in hole. Lay down on brothers bed with diamond boner and wait for him to discover you.
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live stream burn it then jizz
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>>690434644
>4444= Quads.
>4/444= Trips.
>44/44= Dubs.

Its like a matrioska.
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>>690434518
waddup

- Quads Guy
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>>690434365
Rolling stock has disconnected
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>>690434444
Winrar. But at least cum on her
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>>690434498
When op is a scared pussy who's afraid, what's new
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Run over it with a lawnmower nigga
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>>690434811
rollin fo this
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>>690434451
Roll
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>>690434828
dumbfag found
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>>690434808
Roll
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>>690434860
Yeah and don't forget the shit covered dildo
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>>690434808
Rolling just in case the pillow isn't confiscated by his mommy
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>>690434888
winrar
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>>690434888
DING DING
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>>690434888
Trips Wins.
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>>690431843
Perfect!
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