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Ylyl thread
THIS IS A REKT THREAD NOW
FUCK OFF
>>690427183
I'm OK w/ this
>>690427183
Did someone say rekt???
>>690427347
good , lets get on with this then
>>690427874
lol yea, throw fruit at it
This isn't funny at all
>>690428345
Rip my thread
>>690428448
Dat leg extension from the 2nd car. Dislocation of joints, shattering of bones. Kek
>>690428448
>atropellan niño chino.webm Go to chispa moron.
>>690426498
Whats funny about this you edgy fedoratard
>>690427183
>>690427845
>>690427347
>>690427874
I too used to be edgy and young but now ive grown the fuck up.
Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video.,.,.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDcstIm6Qc
>>690427183
the filename
>>690426498
I really really like this image.
>>690427183
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>>690430690
Top zozzle, me too! XD
>>690427845
well fuck. lol Haven't seen that one before.
>>690431082
Dat filename
>>690426498
>>690426498
This picture is actually pretty hilarious
>>690431082
srsly why so many fedoras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVO1Y2_hshk
>>690432258
crappytaxidermy.com/
Both OPS and mine >>690432096
are form here. Its funny as shit.
>>690431082
>ciscolive
I wouldn't be surprised if half the crowd were actual redditors
>>690428815
atropellan niño chino....ahí te tegucipañen los entromelosos, capón!
>>690429377
So much so that you virtue signal online among the very children beyond whom you claim to have matured.
>>690432269
IroniCon 2014 San Bernardino
>>690432300
top goose benson m8
I kekked, zozzled, then lol'd
>>690433102
Rly love when they harass this black guy and he doesnt give a fuk ;ddd
>>690433122
I adolfed so hard.
>>690426498
Is that why Ted Cruz quit campaigning?
>>690433280
Do you like the picture?
>>690433122
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>690433694
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>690427183
lol that faggot could've saved the man, what a coward
>>690426498
>snippy.gif
God fucking dang it, I wished my phone could play the WEBMs...
>>690426498
anyone got the vid of anon torturing that rat including cutting it's dick off?
>>690430547
you spin me right round baby right round
>>690426498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
fgts watch this
>>690427183
That train says 666 on the side.
>>690427066
driving faster than the wind doesn't make you suffocate...
